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Caps TAZERs Himself

Sick of the accusations that cops are unfair and prejudiced for tazering minorities for the slightest reason? This cop seek to redress the imbalance.


My Boss is an Arsehole
Nov 29, 2006 - 6:41 PM - by Chief
Mocaholic shares this touching story of love in the workplace...


You are all pussays.

You have not had a boss from hell until:
- he tells you that you are an unfit parent (he doesn’t have kids);
- to ‘counsel’ you, he takes you into the floor foyer (the only access to... [Read More]
0 Replies | 424 Views
The Brick Testament
Nov 24, 2006 - 2:56 PM - by Chief


There's something about a Lego man whacking off and soiling the loungeroom carpet that screams "Feature Presentation".

http://www.thebricktestament.com/the.../lv15_16a.html
1 Reply | 520 Views
I'm Not Bloody Gay
Nov 16, 2006 - 10:17 PM - by Chief
Big Cox regales us with a tale of misunderstanding and a big purple dildo. Originally here: http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpo...&postcount=357

When I get a girlfriend I dont often introduce her to my family. Theres just too many questions, too much judging and too much pain in general really. In fact ive only really introduced my mum to a few girlfriends
[Read More]
0 Replies | 339 Views
Worst Burglar Ever
Nov 16, 2006 - 2:34 PM - by Chief
This deserves gold status. Bookmark it for those times you need to laugh at the less intelligent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f_7ZSQ3or4

And this, just to show it's not a black thing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jrc7jhNpT8M
0 Replies | 229 Views
Pantry Playboy
Nov 14, 2006 - 10:13 AM - by Chief
Originally posted by Big Cox: http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpo...&postcount=352

I was 17 at the time.

My girlfriend at the time and I had gone away for 5 days with her family on a trip down to Bussleton. We were both gagging for it when we finally returned so we went over to my place. Before I left my mum had told me she and dad were heading down to... [Read More]
0 Replies | 595 Views
The Limbo Club Official Shirt
Oct 05, 2006 - 7:31 PM - by Chief
Hot from Melbourne design house Mono Design comes the latest apparel for the discerning limbo-er - The Limbo Club Official Shirt:



Kick-arse features include:

* Parrot sporting "in-your-face" attitude.
* Bull with same, plus horns.
* Edgy motto.
* Will get you laid.
[Read More]
0 Replies | 234 Views
Good Shit
Oct 05, 2006 - 1:24 AM - by Ghost Who Walks
Few things in life are satisfying as a good shit. A good shit is a complex duality: at once zen-like and solitary while communal and shared. It is time-consuming in preparation but fast in execution. It can be more painful than anything apart from childbirth or Australian rap music and at the same time more pleasurable than a gentle kiss from a beautiful woman or the feeling of elation after winning a beer-bomb race.

A good shit is zen-like in its affordance of solitary... [Read More]
2 Replies | 292 Views
Reverse Auction... iPod going REALLY cheap!
Sep 18, 2006 - 12:56 AM - by Chief
Yep, it's Reverse Auction Time!

The lowest, unique bid PM'd to Chief by 11:59 PM on October 19th 2006 wins you the right to buy one 1GB iPod Shuffle - http://www.apple.com/au/ipodshuffle/ - from us at that bid price.

How do I bid?

If you're not already a... [Read More]
19 Replies | 2,024 Views
Why we shouldn't fear the white supremacists.
Sep 11, 2006 - 9:57 PM - by Chief
A quick glance at a white supremacist forum gives us pause to consider how lucky we are that the idiots in our world mark themselves out so clearly.

How can you fear such a dim-witted troglodyte? Exactly how does 12% make a majority?




Hey Billy Bob! What... [Read More]
16 Replies | 653 Views
The Alphabet of Manliness: A Review
Sep 08, 2006 - 10:29 PM - by Chief
The Alphabet of Manliness

A Review

I am fully convinced after reading the entire A-Z of [Read More]
5 Replies | 372 Views
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