Worst of the Interweb

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Know of a hilariously crappy website? Seen a blog begging to be picked apart by an un-funny, bald-headed forum admin? Make your submissions to the Worst of the Interweb.


The iPod comp is closed but please keep adding your submissions for our amusement! :thumbsu:


and you could win a gen-yoo-ine iPod shuffle for your efforts.**

Post your links right here folks (first person to suggest "limboclub.com", or indeed any of my websites, wins a stab in the eye with a splintery stick). Include a brief spiel on why you think it sucks the big one.

I'll pick the best (which must also be, ironically, the worst) and award the prize.

Unfortunately the one I pick as the winner will be the one I get the most laughs out of when I apply my keen intellect to dissecting its cruddiness. It might be great fodder but if my review turns out to be a bag of suck you have no chance.

You have two weeks.


** (The piddly little 512mb one. I am a tightarse. Prize transeferrable and judge's decision is final yadda yadda yadda.)

[Sunburnt Penguin]

http://sidneycrosby.com/

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Oh my god. A page for somebody's turtle. Straight to the pool room.

[nicky]

www.blackpeopleloveus.com (http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com)

[billybrownless16]

www.**********/lenny (http://www.limboclub.com/forum/www.**********/lenny)

[Piston Broke]

People bag my personal website all the time, but I think it's awesome.
http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/

[AngelEyes]

http://blogs.starwars.com/

http://forums.starwars.com/index.jspa

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f86/

http://forums.livingwithstyle.com/f80-nerdcore-ass-end-galaxy.html

:thumbsd:

[O_rly?]

www.seemerot.com

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

People bag my personal website all the time, but I think it's awesome.
http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/I've seen that one before - gold. So lol.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

www.seemerot.com (http://www.seemerot.com)Fuh. Ree. Key.

[Lance Uppercut]

http://www.slood.net/

[Blues_Man]

http://www.wackyuses.com/index2.html

http://www.fishposters.com/

http://www.karstensloinclothsite.com/

[fugsy]

http://www.slood.net/

AHAHAHAHAHAH...oh dear...If you look hard on that site you may find me at one or two of those parties...I had no idea they were fucking IRC meets though until later on. I was really drunk to counter-act the humiliation.

[emanuel]

u r a lucky man fugsy

http://www.slood.net/meets/2004-02-07-wheeliebintheif/part4/115.jpg

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

My Eyes!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!!

[fugsy]

u r a lucky man fugsy

Agreed...I wasn't at that party :)

[midorigreenwood]

A website possibly written by InTheNet

At first glance, this website warms the cockles of your heart

http://www.bb-bird.com/link2.html

(scroll down for numerous links)

Welcome to Babybird's and Rdmnx's romantic links

awwwww ^_________________^

further inspection uncovers some more troubling details




http://bb-bird.com/prints.html

a love for disgustingly cute cats


http://www.bb-bird.com/railway.html

satan worshipping? even worse... the other guy

(that train really reminds me of that evil truck from that spielberg movie Duel, oh the horror)


Basically it is a links page to the websites of bb-bird and rdmnx horrifyingly soppy poetry and other "inspirational" stuff

eg:

http://www.rdmnxdesigns.com/lake.html

http://www.bb-bird.com/plove.html

http://www.rdmnxdesigns.com/yourlove.html

[Captain Sensible]

http://www.canedintotnes.co.uk/


Has an advice and question and answer board for dope smoking issues. Problem is no-one ever gets around to answering any fucking questions.

[Captain Sensible]

http://www.slood.net/


Why are all those people so fat and ugly?



Present company excepted of course Fugsy.

[Gunk Between ODN's Toes]

Interesting art ... don't know that I would hang it on my wall.

http://intermaweb.net/index.php/2005/10/29/world-record-4-peristaltic-action/

[Lance Uppercut]

Why are all those people so fat and ugly?



Present company excepted of course Fugsy.

It's just unreal. They aren't just slightly ugly, they're freak-show ugly. Horror movie ugly.

[Binxy_]

It's just unreal. They aren't just slightly ugly, they're freak-show ugly. Horror movie ugly.Darren Jarman ugly.

http://i8.tinypic.com/25krcia.jpg

[Captain Sensible]

It's just unreal. They aren't just slightly ugly, they're freak-show ugly. Horror movie ugly.


At first I thought it was after party for the rejects of Biggest Loser.


They are fugly.

[fugsy]

Why are all those people so fat and ugly?



Present company excepted of course Fugsy.

Because they spend all of their time on IRC thinking it's the greatest thing on earth. I actually went to these parties with real life friends of mine...and if I wasn't incredibly drunk at both of them I would have dead set gone fucking nuts.

[Binxy_]

Come on Fugs, you picked up dincha.

[fugsy]

Cannot stress enough how drunk I was Binx...:o

[Benevolent Ert]

Here's my nomination:

http://www.nige54.com

[midorigreenwood]

lol, people on a msgboard making fun of people on irc.....

its like a little person/midget making fun of a dwarf :P

[Captain Sensible]

lol, people on a msgboard making fun of people on irc.....

its like a little person/midget making fun of a dwarf :P


It's a good point but we are making fun of them for being fat and ugly not because they are from the World Wide Net. If we were you would be right but we arent so you're Alan Scott.

[midorigreenwood]

It's a good point but we are making fun of them for being fat and ugly not because they are from the World Wide Net. If we were you would be right but we arent so you're Alan Scott.

I take it alan scott is aussie slang for "full of sh1t?" :confused:

I'm shocked by the vitrol of your attack....

I am not alan scott >,<

I am midorigreenwood, leader of the disenfranchised people of Westralia.

ignore my musings and suffer the consequences

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Cannot stress enough how drunk I was Binx...:oStress it TOO much and we start to doubt it.

[Captain Sensible]

I take it alan scott is aussie slang for "full of sh1t?" :confused:




It's slang for being wrong about something.


And its not a vitriolic attack, they are fat and ugly, thats a fact. Good for them for finding a social group.

[nicky]

It's just unreal. They aren't just slightly ugly, they're freak-show ugly. Horror movie ugly.


omg your hypocrisy never ceases to astound me. :rolleyes:

You went stupid at me for calling the freaks in my area FREAKS.

[exceed]

http://www.dokimos.org/ajff/

[Lance Uppercut]

omg your hypocrisy never ceases to astound me. :rolleyes:

You went stupid at me for calling the freaks in my area FREAKS.

They're not disabled nicky, you tool. They're just ugly. You said disabled people disgust you. You said you are offended by their disability. :rolleyes: Don't try and draw a comparison.

I know you're not very bright, but try and keep up.

[sainters]

Hers mine.

http://www.isitfriday.net/

http://www.digholes.com/

http://www.extremeironing.com/ - wtf.

[midorigreenwood]

Hers mine.

http://www.isitfriday.net/


lol, they have the cheek to put up a donate link :P

[nicky]

They're not disabled nicky, you tool. They're just ugly. You said disabled people disgust you. You said you are offended by their disability. :rolleyes: Don't try and draw a comparison.

I know you're not very bright, but try and keep up.

I said FREAKS are a turn off. Don't put words in my mouth. .

You see lance there is no-one from BF willing to iron out your inconsistencies and this leads you to believe you have none. I wonder how you get by in real life.

[Jeremias]

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0104/ps2.html

Funniest. Site. Ever.

:D :D :D

[Funky's alias]

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0104/ps2.html

Funniest. Site. Ever.

:D :D :D

hahahahah

everyone knows that Allah is the only path of salvation.

God bless those Palestinians.

[financialpanther]

Allah's salvation army - outstanding

[emanuel]

They're not disabled nicky, you tool. They're just ugly. You said disabled people disgust you. You said you are offended by their disability. :rolleyes: Don't try and draw a comparison.

I know you're not very bright, but try and keep up.
Careful lance

She is probably enjoying your post.

[maciej]

http://www.bluestoneagency.com/clients.html

worst site eva
none of the links work
and the ones that do
and do not look like poo
arent even by bluestone agency

liar, pig and swine.

[emanuel]

lololol that site looks like it was made by a massive douche

i think u win the ipod

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

LOL! Macie. You rock totally! ROFL

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not.

[maciej]

LOL! Macie. You rock totally! ROFL

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not.

you are not much of joke boy are you chirf.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

I am so teh jokester ask anybody. Even have a thread full of awesome jokes named after me. That is how much humoury goodness I have.

[Salvidork Dali]

you have no goodness, you delete my painting, i think this site be worst of interweb, where is ipod?

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Look to the Drunk Tank HFC my man.

[maciej]

I am so teh jokester ask anybody. Even have a thread full of awesome jokes named after me. That is how much humoury goodness I have.

your humour is like std which get from have fuck with cheap whore. no class and just leave gooey discharge fucking. no, you not joke boy chirf. not joke boy at all. i am joke boy fucking.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

http://www.dokimos.org/ajff/Migraine inducing background. Awesome. :thumbsu:

[Jazzy O]

www.limboclub.com

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Oh! Again! LOL Jazzy! So LOL!

[exceed]

http://www.mewspage.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/

[RORASH]

http://rovelive.com/

[Marble Madness]

http://samuelgordonstewart.com/

http://www.spinstartshere.com/sammy1.JPG

This my friends is Samuel Gordon-Stewart 20 something Canberra resident with a love for coffee and a penchant for listening to Talk back radio and ringing John Laws.

Please feel free to peruse his exstensive archives, where amongst other things you will find absorbing stories of bus trips to Sydney, Calls to John Laws (with mp3 goodness) and walking the dog in such a way they dont cover the same path at anytime during a 12 month period.

The christmas stroy is a special one, with spatch cocks all round for the right people. Or for a more sombre story read how Samuel was bashed at school or abused by Revv heads for his editorials on the SUmmer Nats car show.

Be sure also if you have the time to check his comments on his stories where 50 something John B1_B5 carries on an endless infatuation with Samuel that borders on disturbing, Ebony babes for all to see.

Another highlight is Samuel in Dolgnwat a self made cartoon of Samuels adventures in search of gold and coofee in a town called Dolgnwat and no trip to samuels world would be complete without checking his exstensive run down of his dreams which include but are no tlimited to flying bus', John Laws , cats , Nattie the dog , John Laws, Coffee Cups and of course John Laws.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Where are this kids parents? Are they comfortable with their kid making such a massive target of himself?

[enspenol]

Migraine inducing background. Awesome. :thumbsu:

Where are this kids parents? Are they comfortable with their kid making such a massive target of himself?

chirf sure is harsh picking apart these sites

[Ninty]

http://www.limboclub.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1832#post1832

nah..

um... I'll be back.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

chirf sure is harsh picking apart these sitesI haven't even begun. Prepare for lots of in-your-face reviews. Well, at least one has to come out OK. Otherwise nobody wins the prize.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

http://samuelgordonstewart.com/You owe yourself a trip to this site. You just do.

[Captain Sensible]

http://colonzone.org/


Beginners tips for colonic irrigation, a cadida page and 'how to give yourself an enema'. What more could you want?

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Love the happy people:

http://colonzone.org/visual.jpg

Clean of colon and empty of skull.

[Captain Sensible]

Why are they all orange?

[Funky's alias]

http://colonzone.org/visual.jpg


Oh man Ive forgotten to get my colon cleansed.

Thats why the weather balloon I wanted to ride in couldnt get off the gorund.

[Freedom of Speech]

http://www.musclephotos.com/prtfolio/terrance/

[Lidge]

THE site for simpletons, Young Liberals & Red Necks...


www.probush.com (http://www.probush.com)

[Lidge]

:thumbsu: Love the happy people:

http://colonzone.org/visual.jpg

Clean of colon and empty of skull.

Didn't get the colon touched...but I was inducted into the Mile High Club on one of them hot air balloon thingamyjigs. :thumbsu:

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Yeah those hot air ballon operators can get you people all hot and bothered with that big furnace hanging over your head. What was his name?

[Ninty]

Ok, I've got it.

Australian and New Zealand Playstation Forums.

Its a winnar of teh n00bs and IT is indeed, the worst part of teh intarwebs.

http://www.au.playstation.com and follow the links.

Cheers.

[hawkeye23]

People bag my personal website all the time, but I think it's awesome.
http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/

The music is just wrong, and scared the shit out of me.

[Borgsta]

www.pathetic.com

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

www.DogDoo.com - they actually send people dog poo anonymously on your behalf.

Legend!

[Binxy_]

There is no ipod, is there Chief.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Is this a "There is no spoon" kinda thing?.

[sauce_head]

Hand me the Ipod now.

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ (http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/)

[poohb0077]

www.ratemypoo.com

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/stacihamilton-8991.htm

HAHAAHAAHAAA

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Entries close this Friday. The quality of entries is high but the right site could still win it so post your sites.

[hawkeye23]

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/stacihamilton-8991.htm

HAHAAHAAHAAA

Since when is "white" a race? :confused: Does the silly cow mean caucasian?

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

She is in prison. who knows what she means.

The listings are incomplete anyway. Where is the list of diseases contracted while in prison? Lice status?

[Piston Broke]

I have a few more awesome websites for you;

What's better than and endless amount of stupid images?
http://www.superbad.com/

Bored? Why not a virtual stapler?
http://www.virtualstapler.com/

Perhaps you need some modest christian clothing?
http://www.modestapparelchristianclothinglydiaofpurpledressescustom sewing.com/

But my favourite, a cause very close to my heart is W.A.T.C.H. That's right! World Against Toys Causing Harm.
http://www.toysafety.org/index.html

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Perhaps you need some modest christian clothing?
http://www.modestapparelchristianclothinglydiaofpurpledressescustom sewing.com/


And just in case you haven't completely destroyed your child's social life with the regular range of Modest Christian Apparel, you can buy adult, child and doll matching sets...

http://www.modestapparelchristianclothinglydiaofpurpledressescustom sewing.com/index.20.jpg

[mr smooth]

www.vh1.com.au

its been coming soon for nearly 2 years!!

for fucks sake, hurry the fuck up!!!

[Higgs Boson]

http://www.europeansafari.blogspot.com/

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a280/HiggsBoson/Picture.jpg

[Phildo]

This always makes me chuckle - probably doesn't qualify, but worth sharing:

http://www.ceilingcat.com/

[FreddyFlintstone]

Both the best and the worst here

Hours of fun to be had by all

http://www.pointlesssites.com/

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Has it been two weeks yet?

[Gunk Between ODN's Toes]

Interesting art ... don't know that I would hang it on my wall.

http://intermaweb.net/index.php/2005/10/29/world-record-4-peristaltic-action/

God damn you all you ignorant pricks. This young lady went to a lot of trouble in the name of art and not one round of applause or warm word. May one of these get wrapped around your neck while you sleep.

[Geddy Lee]

http://www.i-mockery.com/rainbowpuke/

"A happy place for sad rainbows"

There's my nomination. It's so incredibly touching.

[Blues_Man]

I think this Ipod is similar to the ring tone i won on BF ....a figment of Chiefs imagination :rolleyes:

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Believe it or not the ringtones WILL get to everyone even if I have to post the files online so everyone can grab them. Which is a great idea!

[exceed]

When is the two weeks up?

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

We'll call that two weeks. :thumbsu:

Let me retire to confer with the panel of expert judges.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

But do please continue to add your sites for our collective amusement! :thumbsu:

[sauce_head]

Come on Chief, see if you are quick enough for Mr Insult.

http://www.urban75.org/useless/reflex.html

[Dixon Bainbridge]

People bag my personal website all the time, but I think it's awesome.
http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/

There's a Micheal Jackson in the making right there. Get the Peadophille Police to raid his house and i bet he has got kids in Gimp masks in his house complete with Snooker balls. People like that should be in Prison. Leave the kidz alone.

Ps. Fuck off. I bet he is called Dave the Rave in his spare time the fucking fanny.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

From TLC at BigFooty.com - http://www.myspace.com/shaneskillz

RePrAzEnT!

[Gunk Between ODN's Toes]

Come on Chief, see if you are quick enough for Mr Insult.

http://www.urban75.org/useless/reflex.html

0.01 seconds. Congratulations, you have earned Mr Insult's respect.

[mracer]

Check out the comments after the artist chick's site...comedy gold.

[Swamp]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=279

[Vonsche]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=279

We have a winner. End thread.

[The Dog]

Yeah, there's this forum called big footy.

It's run by a gay midget who thinks posting lame youtube videos is funny.

I got news for you stumpy

Giving stand up blow jobs makes you very funny, post a youtube video of that, gheylow .....

[SonOfReep]

Yeah, there's this forum called big footy.

It's run by a gay midget who thinks posting lame youtube videos is funny.

I got news for you stumpy

Giving stand up blow jobs makes you very funny, post a youtube video of that, gheylow .....

No chai soy for you today Dog?

[The Dog]

No chai soy for you today Dog?

Hi Freep,

No, I'm quite liking the 3/4 latte of late.

You experience the full flavour and sensual aroma of the coffee bean without it being completely overpowered by the added milk. It's the perfect ratio..

P.S Chai is not ghey.....

[Magnum27]

Hi Freep,

No, I'm quite liking the 3/4 latte of late.

You experience the full flavour and sensual aroma of the coffee bean without it being completely overpowered by the added milk. It's the perfect ratio..

P.S Chai is not ghey.....


Chai may not be, but that post goes close.

[The Dog]

Chai may not be, but that post goes close.

SMB Kafenikoff....:thumbsu:

[Magnum27]

SMB Kafenikoff....:thumbsu:


Please do not assocaite me with dumb arse russians:thumbsd:

[The Dog]

Cmon man, don't diss your own....:thumbsu:

Be proud of your Russian heritage, show some patriotism man:cool:

You never hear me dissing short bald Greek men?

[Lach72]

Cmon man, don't diss your own....:thumbsu:

Be proud of your Russian heritage, show some patriotism man:cool:

You never hear me dissing short bald Greek men?

They do that on their own...

[The Dog]

They do that on their own...

SMB:cool:

[Ziggy]

Bigcricket is pretty crap to be honest.

Well it would be good with members but there isn't many.

youporn is also one of the worst websites: so many guys showing there 10 second wank with a slow-motion ejaculation at the end...

[Ljp86]

Bigcricket is pretty crap to be honest.

Well it would be good with members but there isn't many.

:( :(

We're trying our best but no-one wants to contribute. Everyone wants an established forum where they can interact with a large poster base, no-one wants to help build a forum from the ground up. People forget that BigFooty was like this for the first few years of its existence.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

And BC will take years to build up. Keep chugging along, you'll get there.

[Travyo]

youporn is also one of the worst websites: so many guys showing there 10 second wank with a slow-motion ejaculation at the end...

Worst site out of all the free streaming sites.

Best one would be Spankwire.com, that place owns haha:thumbsu:

[Ziggy]

Worst site out of all the free streaming sites.

Best one would be Spankwire.com, that place owns haha:thumbsu:
never heard of it....


:p

[Travyo]

Sure you haven't :p

[Chrisrocks53]

listen to this radio program

http://www.vinyllounge.com/

if you want to listen to 3 hours of their dribble, you'll realise that there just like TLC just on radio

not in this episode but they refer to Heather Mills as a slurry of the Third Reich :eek:

[Ljp86]

And BC will take years to build up. Keep chugging along, you'll get there.

Thanks Chief. :thumbsu:

We'll get there, just going to take time.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Time to unstick this one I think. Let it sink or swim on its own merits.

[Swamp]

Time to unstick this one I think. Let it sink or swim on its own merits.

It sunk