My knob feels funny. [Archive]

mocaholic

8th September 2006, 12:26

Semi (ha ha) serious note. After my hernia op last year, I've noticed that my knob on the slack feels different. Sort of like it's rolling back in. It's gotten more evident over the last week or so, too.

Has been no noticeable change in length, appearance or performance (for what they're worth) however it feels uncomfortable. Icky even.

Just thought I'd let you all know. I know you'll be concerned and I await the flood of sympathy.

Roger the Cabin Boy

8th September 2006, 12:29

Does it taste the same? :confused:

mocaholic

8th September 2006, 12:31

Does it taste the same? :confused:
Yep, just scrummy.

hawkeye23

8th September 2006, 12:31

May I be struck down for saying this............

Pics? :D :p :D :p

Roger the Cabin Boy

8th September 2006, 12:36

Yep, just scrummy.Probably a malfesial protruberence in the ulnar radians. Nothing that can't be fixed by dunking it in Listerine then rubbing Vicks into it.

mocaholic

8th September 2006, 12:37

May I be struck down for saying this............

Pics? :D :p :D :p
http://www.preneo.com/nwylde/babysarm/baby2.jpg

(© Mr. Smooth 2006)

Scratcher Gillespie

8th September 2006, 12:38

Probably a malfesial protruberence in the ulnar radians. Nothing that can't be fixed by dunking it in Listerine then rubbing Vicks into it.

Yes, tiger balm may be the go. Directly applied to the shaft and bell end in copius quantities.

mocaholic

8th September 2006, 12:39

Probably a malfesial protruberence in the ulnar radians. A a malfesial protruberence in the ulnar radians? God, I HATE that.

Nothing that can't be fixed by dunking it in Listerine then rubbing Vicks into it.Done and done.

Roger the Cabin Boy

8th September 2006, 12:43

Done and done.LOL! The joke is on you - I'm NOT EVEN A DOCTOR!

ROFPML :D

Captain Sensible

8th September 2006, 12:48

No. I'm not going to say anything.

Captain Sensible

8th September 2006, 12:49

A a malfesial protruberence in the ulnar radians? God, I HATE that.

Done and done.

I'm imagining you saying that in a fairly high pitched voice.

mocaholic

8th September 2006, 12:53

I'm imagining you saying that in a fairly high pitched voice.
I was paraphrasing Steve Martin's "The Man With Two Brains".

"Doc, it looks like she's having a subdural haemotoma" "A subdural heamotoma? God I HATE that!".

As for the Listerine and Vicks, that ritual has been going on since way before the operation.

Captain Sensible

8th September 2006, 12:55

I was paraphrasing Steve Martin's "The Man With Two Brains".

"Doc, it looks like she's having a subdural haemotoma" "A subdural heamotoma? God I HATE that!".

As for the Listerine and Vicks, that ritual has been going on since way before the operation.

Years ago one of my mates decided to rub some deep heat into his testicles. We ended up having to take him to St Vincents hospital because the pain got so bad.

Scratcher Gillespie

8th September 2006, 12:59

Years ago one of my mates decided to rub some deep heat into his testicles. We ended up having to take him to St Vincents hospital because the pain got so bad.

I've had it rub from my hamstrings through the the bottom of my balls somehow. I had a crazy feeling, and couldnt figure out what it was for a couple of minutes. Then it was straight into the shower. It wasn't pleasant.

jimmy35

8th September 2006, 13:02

Probably a malfesial protruberence in the ulnar radians. Nothing that can't be fixed by dunking it in Listerine then rubbing Vicks into it.

You've put a lot of thought into mocs knob haven't you.

mocaholic

8th September 2006, 13:13

You've put a lot of thought into mocs knob haven't you.
And hard work.

Roger the Cabin Boy

8th September 2006, 13:58

I've had it rub from my hamstrings through the the bottom of my balls somehow. I had a crazy feeling, and couldnt figure out what it was for a couple of minutes. Then it was straight into the shower. It wasn't pleasant.Bloke I know racked a bottle of aftershave, smuggling it out down the front of his trousers. (I don't know why. We were young and stupid and in love.) Long story short, bottle cracked and hilarity ensued.

Syd

8th September 2006, 14:23

I suppose the obvious question is, why are you feeling your knob at 12:26 on a Friday?

The second obvious question is, did you wash your hands before eating your lunch?

jimmy35

8th September 2006, 15:15

And hard work.

He seems to have gone quiet on that subject now.

Hmmmmm

mocaholic

8th September 2006, 15:46

I suppose the obvious question is, why are you feeling your knob at 12:26 on a Friday?

The second obvious question is, did you wash your hands before eating your lunch?
Firstly, I can't believe that you're surprised, what with all the 'back in 10' comments that occur across these boards.

Mainly though, it's an 'inner' feeling, not from using my hands. That's why it's sorta icky. And can you guess what I had for lunch?

Syd

8th September 2006, 16:55

Firstly, I can't believe that you're surprised, what with all the 'back in 10' comments that occur across these boards.

I am, after all, a very naive and innocent young man. :cool:

Mainly though, it's an 'inner' feeling, not from using my hands. That's why it's sorta icky. And can you guess what I had for lunch?

A hot dog? :confused:

Captain Sensible

8th September 2006, 17:08

Mainly though, it's an 'inner' feeling, not from using my hands. That's why it's sorta icky. And can you guess what I had for lunch?

Something rammed up the eye of your penis?

Roger the Cabin Boy

11th September 2006, 15:15

So moc, how is your penis today? Did the mysterious malady magically mend?

Higgs Boson

11th September 2006, 15:17

You really are alliterate, aren't you Chief?

crackers57

11th September 2006, 15:17

So moc, how is your penis today? Did the mysterious malady magically mend?

a mysterious lady would magically mend most penis related ills

Captain Sensible

11th September 2006, 17:28

a mysterious lady would magically mend most penis related ills

Except swelling.

T-Bone

28th April 2010, 15:00

All good here.

peternorth

28th April 2010, 15:04

will check later

crackers57

28th April 2010, 15:23

All good here.

will check later

You and Pete seem to have it all going on here, T

T-Bone

28th April 2010, 15:29

You and Pete seem to have it all going on here, T

You know what they say Mr. Crack. Twos company, threes a party.

peternorth

28th April 2010, 15:30

http://thefilmnest.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/the-hangover-pic.jpg

Dr Andy

28th April 2010, 16:18

LOL! The joke is on you - I'm NOT EVEN A DOCTOR!
i am, faget

FarQue

28th April 2010, 16:19

My knob used to turn orange every time I watched porn.

Doctor told me to stop eating Twisties.

T-Bone

28th April 2010, 16:24

My knob used to turn orange every time I watched porn.

Doctor told me to stop eating Twisties.

Try urinating after eating skittles after watching porn. It feels like kidney stones.:mad: .

FarQue

28th April 2010, 16:34

Try urinating after eating skittles whilst watching porn. It feels like kidney stones.:mad: .Try as I may, I find it very difficult to urinate while watching porn.

T-Bone

28th April 2010, 16:36

Try as I may, I find it very difficult to urinate while watching porn.

It would be Mr. FarQue. Silly error on my part.

FarQue

28th April 2010, 16:37

It would be Mr. FarQue. Silly error on my part.I concur Mr T-Bone

pickman

28th April 2010, 19:49

So moc, how is your penis today? Did the mysterious malady magically mend?

Remember the good old days when Chirf cared about us at TLC?

FOL (Fuck our lives :o )

Guy Incognito

28th April 2010, 19:55

FOL means something else to suzi

pickman

28th April 2010, 20:19

FOL means something else to suzi

Sovereignty of the Hawaiian Islands means something else to Suzi