Search Logs Say the Darndest Things

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

In the fine tradition of jumping on the bandwagon of remotely amusing web trends, here are some gems from www.AOLsearchlogs.com (http://www.AOLsearchlogs.com) which showcases user search data AOL accidentally released.

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user#23328457 searched for:
sex personals
iowa section pga golf discounts
back hair removal in des moines
costs of laser hair removal
craigs list des moines
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Find a horny girl, fake a common interest in golf, look into getting back hair removed after embarrassing first date sex attempt, find out you can't afford it after buying those fucking golf clubs, back to Craigslist where the standards are lower.

Sorry to hear... I gave you chlamydia.
user#3179387 searched for:
chlamydia
condolence message
Wrestling fans are perverted and cannot spell. Fact.
user#3179387 searched for:
wrestling pornstars
wrestling prtecting balls
wrestling she crushes hiis balls
wrestling-she exposes his balls and dick
wrestling-she grabs his balls
wrestling she had s his genitals
wrestling she has him by valls and coc
wrestling she pulls out hid balls
wrestling stripped
wrestling submit and be fucked
wrestling tit pinch and pussy fingering
wrestling torture balls and coc
wrestling torure cock and balls
wrestling women with mans balls in her habds
Suspect your friend is a lesbian? The volume of her voice, while an indicator, can never be conclusive proof.
User #2732442 searched for:
how do i know if my friend is a lesbian
do lesbians have loud voices
what do you do if a girl kisses you and they are the same sex as you
can you kiss your friendsThough at the end she seems to be seeking permission from the internet to go muff diving. Go for it I say.

We've all been here, right?
User #2732442 searched for:
damaged relationship
reminding partner of past problems or holding grudges
my partner has a complex with her breasts after i made a commet about another woman;s breasts
made commet about six years ago and haven't heard the end. women breasts
Good old Catholic guilt:
User #454380 searched for:
authentic orgasm photo
survivor who got voted out
real couples mwi productions
real authentic couples making love
authentic vintage porn
sinclair institute videos
authentic love making photo video
real hidden video
internet adult rental video
streaming adult video rental
real authentic couples making love sex video
real couples love making
nude scenes big love hbo
ginnifer goodwin nude topless
the moguls photo jeanne tripplehorn topless
lauren graham nude moguls
moguls movie on dvd nudity shots
reese witherspoon nude
caught naked
bible on cd-rom
Which is more important to you?
User #13324924 searched for:
chris haar will not stop threats to kill me and family and mostly will not return my things
You are too stupid to own a computer:
User #16044779 searched for:
google.com
User #1658272 searched on:
naked president bush Eeeeeewwwwww.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Had to add this one:

5342598 he hasnt paid on the house in 9 years and now wants half

5342598 i was conned into putting his name on the deed to the house

5342598 he moved out 9 years ago now he wants my house

5342598 test to see if you are a serial killer

5342598 my ex is taking me to court for half my house he signed a quit claim

5342598 i hid the real father of my adult child now i want to conceal it

5342598 what happens to evil people

5342598 work hard for things not take what is not yours

5342598 my name never went on the deed but my money did

5342598 we were never married he has never paid anything on the house but his name is on the deed

598 i have been living our home and paying all the bills for 9 years now he wants to sell the house

5342598 he is demanding 50 of the equity in our house i have been paying the mortgage for the past 9 years on my own obviously without any help from him

5342598 can he force me to sell if he has not contributed to the mortgage in 10 years

5342598 my ex wants to take one of our children my 14 year old son and move somewhere else

5342598 can a child choose who he wants to live with

5342598 my child's wish is to stay with me because i order his life in contrast to his mom who lets our child do anything he wants. will the judge take that into consideration in determining custody

5342598 my ex and i have not lived together in 10 years now he wants me to sell the house and him get half the equity when he hasnt paid

5342598 i have been in the home paying all the bills for 10 years now my ex is trying to force me to sell so he can have half

5342598 we were never married i let him put his name on the deed and he moved out 8 months later now 10 years down the road he wants half

5342598 low life scum bag wants half my house

5342598 this is my house and i cant afford to buy him out

5342598 controlling ex manipulated me into haing his name put on my house

5342598 how can he force me to sell my house when he moved out ten years ago and has not paid anything

5342598 i had my ex served with a restraining order and now my kids are freaking now

5342598 because the title company forgot to have him sign one paper escrow never closed

5342598 title company's incompetence caused me to lose my home

5342598 my uncle intended for me to have the house and then he died

5342598 he died while in the middle of modifying the trust can it still be done

5342598 he intended for me to get the house and died to soon

5342598 lowlife scumbag wants my house

5342598 he stalked controlled me verbally and physically abused me my entire life

5342598 he had so much control over me i let him take my house

5342598 in the years after i left him i realized how bad he really treated me

5342598 my 14 year old son gets in my faces and acts as though he is going to hit me

5342598 my 14 year old son is abusive to me he acts like his father

5342598 my 14 year old son is showing signs of abusive behavior

5342598 unable to serve domestic violence restraining order

5342598 my children have always lived with me and go to school here now he wants me to sell the house thru partition

5342598 how can the judge make me sell the home i bought and pay for when i have small children

5342598 can school age kids get carpal tunnel from writing sentences over and over

5342598 my child developed carpal tunnel as a result from constant writing

5342598 my 10 year old has carpal tunnel from writing so much

5342598 when the teacher makes her write sentences it hurts her hands

5342598 writing sentences is cruel and unusual punishment

5342598 my ex never wanted the kids until they were able to take care of themselves

5342598 he was verbally abusive to me and now my children see him being abusive to the new girlfriend

5342598 what happens when you divorce to protect you and your children from abuse and now he is abusing his new wife in front of the children while they are visiting

5342598 will the courts know that he is a narcissist

5342598 who i am now hates who i have been

5342598 i hate who i was

5342598 how to cope with narcissistic son

5342598 i got an order to protect my children now they are witnessing their father abuse his new girlfriend

5342598 my iguana has quit using her front legsEVEN HER LIZARD IS FUCKED UP!

[Higgs Boson]

Had to add this one:

EVEN HER LIZARD IS FUCKED UP!

Sound's cold-blooded!

[Borgsta]

I sometimes use my google search bar to find 'google'. Its just quicker to get to the homepage

[thegrach]

In the fine tradition of jumping on the bandwagon of remotely amusing web trends, here are some gems from www.AOLsearchlogs.com (http://www.AOLsearchlogs.com) which showcases user search data AOL accidentally released.

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user#23328457 searched for:
sex personals
iowa section pga golf discounts
back hair removal in des moines
costs of laser hair removal
craigs list des moines
**********
Find a horny girl, fake a common interest in golf, look into getting back hair removed after embarrassing first date sex attempt, find out you can't afford it after buying those fucking golf clubs, back to Craigslist where the standards are lower.

Sorry to hear... I gave you chlamydia.

Wrestling fans are perverted and cannot spell. Fact.

Suspect your friend is a lesbian? The volume of her voice, while an indicator, can never be conclusive proof.
Though at the end she seems to be seeking permission from the internet to go muff diving. Go for it I say.

We've all been here, right?

Good old Catholic guilt:

Which is more important to you?

You are too stupid to own a computer:

Eeeeeewwwwww.

Had to add this one:

EVEN HER LIZARD IS FUCKED UP!

Huh?

Clearly an early advertising atempt by Chirf.

[sunnyTEE]

the humour tag is misleading.

[Mr Walker]

Maybe instead of finding this crap and posting it.

Maybe have a look for the old threads?

[PowerKat]

^in 2006 they weren't lost, but your point is still valid imho

[Banana Republican]

To a spindle on my desk, where it waits for me to extract old threads and work out how to load them up.

Maybe after the finals when I have some time.

hope he means the NAB CUp :)

[thegrach]

Maybe instead of finding this crap and posting it.

Maybe have a look for the old threads?
Who the fuck are you?

[Harold Assman]

Who the fuck are you?


Harold Assman.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Who the fuck are you?
Some crybaby.

[Hobby Farmer]

G'day Rog

Are you lost?

[jimmy35]

Think. Before. Posting. jimmy.

[thegrach]

Harold Assman.
Aahhh Assman, you've done it again!

[Charles Darwin]

the humour tag is misleading.

always is with Chirf. Comedy should be played absolutely straight, otherwise it just isn't funny.

Perhaps Chirf is angling for a "Morning Zoo" slot on commercial FM.. HEY HEY LOOKIT THIS FUNNY WHACKY ZANY THING IM ABOUT TO DO HONK HONK ... etc..

[pepe]

the humour tag is misleading.



Oh i don't know, when i read the title and saw " Darndest " ,

I had a sooze moment ..:thumbsu:

[dmc333]

Be good if search worked on bigfooty.