Hot Air Hand Dryers - A disturbing thought.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

This disturbing thought was brought to my attention by a friend of mine.*

Those hot air dryers in public toilets suck in the air from the immediate vicinity which has minute particles of fecal matter.

It heats this air up and blows it out onto your hands.

Over time do these minute particles accumulate on the unit and heating element to flake off onto the hands of some unsuspecting punter?

Since this was suggested to me about 20 minutes ago I am thinking I will wipe my wet hands on the front of my trousers rather than use the hot air blower.


*(Yes I have friends. One at least.)

[AngelEyes]

paper towels >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hot hand dryers :cool:

[jimmy35]

I agree with the paper towell theory . I've never thought about the hot air one before. Yuck.

[Funky's alias]

I usually just get Fred to lick my ass clean.

[Magnum27]

Don't use em just wipe hands on jeans after wash :D

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

I just want a valid excuse to walk out of the toilets rubbing the front of my trousers. This one sounds pretty plausible for the court hearing.

[RoosterLad]

i only use paper towels

[wallace]

paper towels ftw

[Dr Andy]

paper towels ftw
you're a deadset loser.

[PowerKat]

washing your hands is actually close to pointless in public toilets because some people don't, and you all use the same door to leave...

I use paper towels, or the front of my jeans, or just shake.

Hand dryers take too long

[crackers57]

washing your hands is actually close to pointless in public toilets because some people don't, and you all use the same door to leave...

I use paper towels, or the front of my jeans, or just shake.

Hand dryers take too long

But what do you do after you wash your hands?

[Mancey]

washing your hands is actually close to pointless in public toilets because some people don't, and you all use the same door to leave...


I don't touch the fucking thing with my hands tho PK.

If it opens out, the shoulder. If it opens in, i use my t-shirt as a glove. If i ever designed a public loo, the doors would always open out, safety be damned

Public toilets gross me out.

[Banana Republican]

I thought you where supposed to dry your hands in by rubbing them in the salt from the bowl of peanuts at the bar

[PowerKat]

I don't touch the fucking thing with my hands tho PK.

If it opens out, the shoulder. If it opens in, i use my t-shirt as a glove. If i ever designed a public loo, the doors would always open out, safety be damned

Public toilets gross me out.

I don't let little things bother me too much.

I thought you where supposed to dry your hands in by rubbing them in the salt from the bowl of peanuts at the bar

yep - done that too :D

[Mancey]

I don't let little things bother me too much.


Same, tho i don't consider someone elses shit on my hands a little thing:D

[Mike Oxlong]

Same, tho i don't consider someone elses shit on my hands a little thing:D

no love of Cleveland Mate????? :(

[Geelong_Sicko]

washing your hands is actually close to pointless in public toilets because some people don't, and you all use the same door to leave...

I use paper towels, or the front of my jeans, or just shake.

Hand dryers take too long

:confused: I thought girls didn't have that option. Must be one hell of an 'outie'!

[Mike Oxlong]

:confused: I thought girls didn't have that option. Must be one hell of an 'outie'!

doesn't work very well GS. Haven't you ever detected the taste of piss before you got to the sweet sweet nectar?

[Charles Darwin]

Necromancy generates a lot of heat.

I prefer this method of drying things.

[Geelong_Sicko]

doesn't work very well GS. Haven't you ever detected the taste of piss before you got to the sweet sweet nectar?

Yes, Yes I have. There's a miasma of tastes down there, actually. Whist I haven't the slightest inclination to chow down on penis I'd say us blokes have an easier time keeping the tackle clean.

[Cuntis Maximus]

Yes, Yes I have. There's a miasma of tastes down there, actually. Whist I haven't the slightest inclination to chow down on penis I'd say us blokes have an easier time keeping the tackle clean.


I just bet that those "Treeswinger" chicks have filthy, urine stained minges!!

[Geelong_Sicko]

Damn treeswingers...

[Lach72]

They can't be trusted...

[Mancey]

no love of Cleveland Mate????? :(

I said on my hands, not my face

[Mike Oxlong]

Yes, Yes I have. There's a miasma of tastes down there, actually. Whist I haven't the slightest inclination to chow down on penis I'd say us blokes have an easier time keeping the tackle clean.

well today hasn't been a right off then, i learnt a new word :thumbsu:

I can't wait to use it legitimately to describe the aroma of some whores fuckhole as i kick her ass out the front door.

Hmmmmmmmmmm,

Might go visit suzi :eek: :( :(

(and yes, i will kick her out of her own house......and she'll fucking leave if she knows what's good for her)

[Geelong_Sicko]

Thanks, Mike. I'm here to help.:)

[PowerKat]

the number of 'disturbing thoughts' now in this thread, is well... disturbing

[Banana Republican]

I have a picture of Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet Face Mask on going mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiasma

NSFW sound
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[Geelong_Sicko]

the number of 'disturbing thoughts' now in this thread, is well... disturbing

I find your lack of lulz disturbing...

[jimmy35]

I don't touch the fucking thing with my hands tho PK.

If it opens out, the shoulder. If it opens in, i use my t-shirt as a glove. If i ever designed a public loo, the doors would always open out, safety be damned

Public toilets gross me out.



+ 1 .

[Hooley McBoob]

doesn't work very well GS. Haven't you ever detected the taste of piss before you got to the sweet sweet nectar?

I was just thinking about this the other day. What about bits of toilet paper stuck down there? Mustn't be very nice.

[pepe]

As long as there are no brown bits on said toilet paper
Then, Houston we have lift off.

[Brenno]

chief n00dz of your friend or gtfo

[Hooley McBoob]

As long as there are no brown bits on said toilet paper
Then, Houston we have lift off.

Penises are actually very clean come to think of it. I'll be sure to thank the owner of the next one I am involved with :D

[Cuntis Maximus]

I was just thinking about this the other day. What about bits of toilet paper stuck down there? Mustn't be very nice.


Not near as bad as the unknown case of thrush.

Jesus, that bad memory nearly made me throw up:o

[Hooley McBoob]

Christ Bushie, how awful.

[pepe]

Penises are actually very clean come to think of it. I'll be sure to thank the owner of the next one I am involved with :D


No need to thank him, just swallow like a good girl.:thumbsu:

[Cuntis Maximus]

Christ Bushie, how awful.

Tell me about it.

It is safe to say that the relationship ended right at that very moment!

[pepe]

Tell me about it.

It is safe to say that the relationship ended right at that very moment!



So, after you fucked her ??????????

[Cuntis Maximus]

So, after you fucked her ??????????


I'm sick, but I'm not that sick.

[Brenno]

if you take anti-biotics they can give you thrush bushie. :)

[Cuntis Maximus]

I am not going to sleep tonight you cunts.

There is nothing quite like going for the muff dive as a young fella is there:thumbsu:

Except when you get down there and have a bit of a nibble and notice a strange odour emitting from said flange.

And then feeling something on your tongue which, on closer inspection, resembles cottage cheese!!:o

And then opening it up and finding a "WHOLE FUCKING COTTAGE CHEESE DISPENSING FACTORY:mad: " instead of a nice clean vagina!!!!

Fucken dirty bitch hit the kerb quicker than Usain Bolt over 10 metres at full speed!:thumbsd:

[CATS]

I don't let little things bother me too much.


I said that to my first boyfriend.

Apparently that wasnt the right thing to say! :confused:

[Mancey]

Bleh

Every guy reading this thread can taste it on their tongue right now....

[pepe]

Red red wine

[Cuntis Maximus]

Red red wine


This was far worse than any Dolmio grin that you could imagine mate.




Or are you just implying that I'm pissed again.

[pepe]

This was far worse than any Dolmio grin that you could imagine mate.




Or are you just implying that I'm pissed again.




All this cheesy talk made me open a bottle of shiraz,

[Curtis Stone]

Nothing worse than finding babby/s there...

[CATS]

Nothing worse than finding babby/s there...
LOL

I wanna see if any 'good girls' have used that as an excuse for falling pregnant. 'I promise daddy, i didnt have sex. It was the hand dryer in the unisex toilets' ( maybe that is the excuse MAry used to convince Joseph she wasnt fucking around behind his back)

[Mike Oxlong]

I said that to my first boyfriend.

Apparently that wasnt the right thing to say! :confused:

LMFAO :D :D :D :D

[wallace]

you're a deadset loser.
you are trying too hard

[Dr Andy]

you are trying too hard
thanks for that pearler of wisdom. coming from a deadset softcock like you, how can it be wrong???

[Geelong_Sicko]

LOL

I wanna see if any 'good girls' have used that as an excuse for falling pregnant. 'I promise daddy, i didnt have sex. It was the hand dryer in the unisex toilets' ( maybe that is the excuse MAry used to convince Joseph she wasnt fucking around behind his back)

'Good girls' need a long, hard lesson on how babby is formed.

[wallace]

thanks for that pearler of wisdom. coming from a deadset softcock like you, how can it be wrong???
lame

[Godfrey Jones]

lame

lol - you asked for it mate :D