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Roger the Cabin Boy
31st August 2006, 21:47
(Courtesy of Marble Madness (http://www.limboclub.com/forum/member.php?u=149))

http://samuelgordonstewart.com/

http://www.spinstartshere.com/sammy1.JPG

This my friends is Samuel Gordon-Stewart twenty-something Canberra resident with a love for coffee and a penchant for listening to talkback radio and ringing John Laws.

Please feel free to peruse his extensive archives, where amongst other things you will find absorbing stories of bus trips to Sydney, Calls to John Laws (with mp3 goodness), being kicked off of gardening shows and walking the dog in such a way they dont cover the same path at any time during a twelve month period.

The christmas story is a special one, with spatchcocks all round for the right people. Or for a more sombre story read how Samuel was bashed at school or abused by revheads for his editorials on the Summer Nats car show.

Be sure also if you have the time to check the comments on his blog entries where forty-something John B1_B5 carries on an endless infatuation with Samuel that borders on disturbing. Ebony babes for all to see.

Another highlight is Samuel in Dolgnwat a self made cartoon of Samuel's adventures in search of gold and coffee in a town called Dolgnwat. Background colour selection for the cartoons provided by an Orgasmatron-like mechanical randomising device.

No trip to Samuel's world would be complete without checking his extensive run down of his dreams which include but are not limited to flying buses, John Laws, cats, Nattie the dog , John Laws, coffee cups and of course John Laws.

Samuel's tangles with the hacks at The Spin Starts Here (http://www.spinstartshere.com/) and other blogs, along with a flip-the-coin footy tipping style and records of his daily pedometer reading ("Today’s number does seem a bit high, but I can probably put that down to a lot of bus rattle. Steps: 13592. Distance: 9.1746 KM (approx)"), have endeared him to all.

Don't be a dick. Visit Samuel's Blog (http://www.samuelgordonstewart.com/) and be a richer man for it.

BrunoMuscatelli
1st September 2006, 12:30
Bruno loves Johnny Lawsz!

hawkeye23
5th September 2006, 19:58
I had a more comprehensive look at this site this evening as Larry Bird was hogging the TV watching Border Security... I have to ask whether this Samuel dude is the real deal? Restaurant reviews, Coffee-o-meters etc. Surely one person couldn't possibly be that anal? :eek:

mr smooth
5th September 2006, 20:58
I had a more comprehensive look at this site this evening as Larry Bird was hogging the TV watching Border Security... I have to ask whether this Samuel dude is the real deal? Restaurant reviews, Coffee-o-meters etc. Surely one person couldn't possibly be that anal? :eek:
ahhh, so larry bird is.....

oh i get it :thumbsu:

hawkeye23
6th September 2006, 08:18
ahhh, so larry bird is.....

oh i get it :thumbsu:

Quick???? Smoothie, you're like lightning, you're that quick! :p

mr smooth
6th September 2006, 13:11
Quick???? Smoothie, you're like lightning, you're that quick! :p
genuine product of victoria here :thumbsu:

hawkeye23
15th September 2006, 13:35
This guy just gets better and better! Check this one out:

Is this guy for real? (http://samuelgordonstewart.com/2006/09/naomi-robson)

Roger the Cabin Boy
15th September 2006, 13:56
Just a thought about this Naomi Robson incident…perhaps Channel Seven just want a new ongoing storyline for Today Tonight, I can just see the promos now…"Behind bars, Today Tonight brings you life in a bali gaol, when Naomi Robson bravely walks in Schapelle’s footsteps" etc etc. The only problem I can see with this is the possibility that Naomi is just as popular as Yasmin who isn’t getting married!Oh man. That link is going around to my friends. (Well, the one I have anyway.)

Swamp
28th November 2008, 16:47
Lol... the title sounds like ANAL and loving it...

Roger the Cabin Boy
1st December 2008, 12:08
*chortle*

FG
29th December 2008, 08:38
Did Yasmin ever get married, like.. outside of TV?

Whacker
29th December 2008, 10:42
Im sure someone would be plowing her arse

Team Mo'
29th December 2008, 17:35
*Note to self*
read thread titles slower...

HughDunit
29th April 2010, 16:15
Bruno loves Johnny Lawsz!

Bruno is a fuckstick. silly wog.