This Pisses me Off

[hawkeye23]

Why Do Our Tax Dollars Get Spent on Arse Pirates Like This? (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20402551-2,00.html)

[Captain Sensible]

Our tax dollars are being wasted on 'Cannot find server' messages?


Fuck that, fuck you Howard and Downer.

[hawkeye23]

Our tax dollars are being wasted on 'Cannot find server' messages?


Fuck that, fuck you Howard and Downer.

Try again, I ain't very good at doing them hyperlink thingies. It works now.

[Captain Sensible]

Right, well, ummm, play on then.


I've just got a burning CFS effigy to put out.

[mocaholic]

Maybe next time he could wear a hat.

I'm assuming too that the cops were the ones to give him the water. I think I'm safe in my assumption!

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Lost UK tourist found in Outback - again

By Greg McLean

September 13, 2006 01:00am
Article from: Northern Territory News

A TOURIST dubbed the "Bumbling Brit" after getting lost for three days on the edge of a Territory town last week, has done it again.

Martin Lake, 50, a former trainee policeman from Birkenhead in England, was labelled the Bumbling Brit in the UK media just last week after spending three days lost on the edge of Alice Springs.

Alice Springs Bowling Club worker Rosemary Packham was yesterday dumbfounded after being told Mr Lake was apparently lost for a second time.

"He's a Wally," she said.

"Surely you wouldn't be that silly to go and do the same thing again." Surely...

[Blues_Man]

Fucking dingo's are too well fed these days !! ...back in Lindys day they would have feasted on a fat juicy half cooked pom :mad:

[BrunoMuscatelli]

I knew a fucken pom once. Then he died and i didnt know him no more. Thank fuck for that!

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Hitting the Grappa tonight Bruno?

[Funky's alias]

Ive been away for a while. Let's see if Im the right forum.

-Chief making 60% of the posts? Check

-Hawk bitching and moaning about insignificant shit, and starting off too many threads with "As a taxpayer, I dont want my money going to....."? Check

[Magnum27]

Ive been away for a while. Let's see if Im the right forum.

-Chief making 60% of the posts? Check

-Hawk bitching and moaning about insignificant shit, and starting off too many threads with "As a taxpayer, I dont want my money going to....."? Check


This coming from the leader of the sausage fest on the other site.

Remember no females allowed over their.

[Funky's alias]

Firstly, thanks for being a frequent visitor to the site.

Secondly, every female is welcome to post.

So long as they arent MySpace twits. In which case they will incur my wrath but nothing more.

[jimmy35]

I can't even get 'that other site ' either .

This is all I've got!

[Magnum27]

I can't even get 'that other site ' either .

This is all I've got!


Don't worry jimmy aint missing much, mostly blokes playing with each others cocks :eek:

[Funky's alias]

Lots of people feeling left out now that all the half-decent posters form TLC post there now.

Larry, we'd love if frequent visitors to our site sign up as members so please dont hesitate.

[hawkeye23]

Firstly, thanks for being a frequent visitor to the site.

Secondly, every female is welcome to post.

So long as they arent MySpace twits. In which case they will incur my wrath but nothing more.

Bullshit, funky. No-one is welcome there unless they're prepared to kiss immature arse, randomly abuse people without provocation, and say *unt a lot.

You've all created a lovely little sausage sizzle over there. Enjoy!

-Hawk starting off too many threads with "As a taxpayer, I dont want my money going to....."? Check

And, this was the only thread started in such a manner.

[Funky's alias]

Bullshit, funky. No-one is welcome there unless they're prepared to kiss immature arse, randomly abuse people without provocation, and say *unt a lot.

You've all created a lovely little sausage sizzle over there. Enjoy!

Firstly, this isnt Funky, it's his alias.

Secondly, it may be sausage heavy, but at least we actually have something on the grill unlike this wasteland and the one on BF.

Thirdly, IM pretty sure **** has been unfiltered

[Funky's alias]

Thirdly, IM pretty sure **** has been unfiltered

Then how did Binxy say cunting?

[hawkeye23]

Lots of people feeling left out now that all the half-decent posters form TLC post there now.

Not at all, the interweb is an infinite resource of amusement, something which is sadly lacking at Sausage Sizzle Stadium.

[Binxy_]

'Cos you can say "Cunting" "Cunty" "Cuntknuckle" "Cuntography" but not c-unt.

[Magnum27]

Lots of people feeling left out now that all the half-decent posters form TLC post there now.

Larry, we'd love if frequent visitors to our site sign up as members so please dont hesitate.


Your right their are some decent posters over there, but most of them are able to post on bigfooty as well.

I have no interest in posting on the sausage fest, yes i have a membership over there but it's the same crap, if someone doesn't post what the homosexual leaders of that site like, they carry on like fuckwits.

[Funky's alias]

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Secondly, it may be sausage heavy, but at least we actually have something on the grill unlike this wasteland and the one on BF.



Kudos for the metaphor.

[Funky's alias]

Kudos for the metaphor.

It's a simile you fuckwit

[PowerKat]

It's a simile you fuckwit

A question FA - are you trying to win that iPod?? If not, I have no idea what the fuck you are doing - talking to yourself and creating threads that make little, if any sense :confused:

BTW - how much did you bid? :D

[Funky's alias]

I suggest you back the fuck up.

You have no comprehension of the vast number of internet minions I control.

[Magnum27]

I suggest you back the fuck up.

You have no comprehension of the vast number of internet minions I control.


:D :D :D

[PowerKat]

I suggest you back the fuck up.

You have no comprehension of the vast number of internet minions I control.

okey dokey :thumbsu: :D

[Ljp86]

I can't even get 'that other site ' either .

This is all I've got!

You're welcome to post at BigCricket. We are always welcoming new members.

www.bigcricket.com

:thumbsu:

[maciej]

You're welcome to post at BigCricket. We are always welcoming new members.

www.bigcricket.com (http://www.bigcricket.com)

:thumbsu:

So does your mother - in her ass

[Funky's alias]

So does your mother - in her ass

No need for personal abuse.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

ass. lol.

[Ljp86]

So does your mother - in her ass

Oh so funny. :rolleyes:

[Dixon Bainbridge]

Where has my post gone Children?

[Scratcher Gillespie]

THIS pisses me off.

A few months ago I was tied up at home until about 10:15pm, and had to drive to Mandurah to go to a party. I had had no dinner, and was very hungry. For those of you that don't know Perth, at the bottom of the Kwinana freeway there is a hungry jacks plus bottle - o, it's about 1/2 an hours drive from the middle of Perth.

Anyway I drive this road VERY often, and hardly ever see speed-camera's/cops. I was racing down to get into hj's (I was going to make it by the skin of my teeth by my calculations), which I thought was closing at 10:30, and got pulled over doing 130km/h, a $150 fine. After spending 20 minutes on the side of the road listening to the copper crap on, I was finally on my way, thinking I would have to go hungry.

HOWEVER, little did I realise that hj's was open til 11pm that night. FUCK! You could imagine me swearing as I drove into the drive-through.
The bacon deluxe value meal ended up costing me $157.10.

[jimmy35]

THIS pisses me off.

A few months ago I was tied up at home until about 10:15pm, and had to drive to Mandurah to go to a party. I had had no dinner, and was very hungry. For those of you that don't know Perth, at the bottom of the Kwinana freeway there is a hungry jacks plus bottle - o, it's about 1/2 an hours drive from the middle of Perth.

Anyway I drive this road VERY often, and hardly ever see speed-camera's/cops. I was racing down to get into hj's (I was going to make it by the skin of my teeth by my calculations), which I thought was closing at 10:30, and got pulled over doing 130km/h, a $150 fine. After spending 20 minutes on the side of the road listening to the copper crap on, I was finally on my way, thinking I would have to go hungry.

HOWEVER, little did I realise that hj's was open til 11pm that night. FUCK! You could imagine me swearing as I drove into the drive-through.
The bacon deluxe value meal ended up costing me $157.10.

Did you upgrade to large.

[mocaholic]

THIS pisses me off.

.....

The bacon deluxe value meal ended up costing me $157.10.
Probably works out to about $5 every mouthful.

[mr smooth]

similar story to scratchers

was down in galwer a few years ago to get some tea for me and the missus (who was working arvo shift at the time) but decided to go down a little earlier to play the pokies for a while, which i did, very successfully, winning about 400 bucks. i then look at the clock, and realise i have 35 mins before mrs smooth is on her tea break, and i'm at least half an hour away

so i go into kfc, around the blind corner of the drive thru, there were 8 cars in line, and unfortunately cars had lined up behind me

15 mins later i have my food, but i have 15 mins to get from gawler to angaston (about 40km)

i decide to take a side road, the thing about this side road is that it's much quicker than the other way, but a 90km zone the whole way, at this stage it is about 8:25pm, so it's nice and dark, i'm taking this road at about 140km/h, i've just gone over a hill, and i see something off in the distance, i think to myself if thats a cop then i'm fuc

and at that moment, blue and red lights were met by me :(

a 15 min lecture from the cop about speeding and a $487 fine later, i was on my way, then i hear my mobile ring, mrs smooth is wondering where her food is.

she gets it 3 mins before her break ends, in which i tell her i have good news and bad news.

end result, i'm outta pocket 500 bucks and sleeping on the couch :thumbsd:

[PowerKat]

similar story to scratchers

was down in galwer a few years ago to get some tea for me and the missus (who was working arvo shift at the time) but decided to go down a little earlier to play the pokies for a while, which i did, very successfully, winning about 400 bucks. i then look at the clock, and realise i have 35 mins before mrs smooth is on her tea break, and i'm at least half an hour away

so i go into kfc, around the blind corner of the drive thru, there were 8 cars in line, and unfortunately cars had lined up behind me

15 mins later i have my food, but i have 15 mins to get from gawler to angaston (about 40km)

i decide to take a side road, the thing about this side road is that it's much quicker than the other way, but a 90km zone the whole way, at this stage it is about 8:25pm, so it's nice and dark, i'm taking this road at about 140km/h, i've just gone over a hill, and i see something off in the distance, i think to myself if thats a cop then i'm fuc

and at that moment, blue and red lights were met by me :(

a 15 min lecture from the cop about speeding and a $487 fine later, i was on my way, then i hear my mobile ring, mrs smooth is wondering where her food is.

she gets it 3 mins before her break ends, in which i tell her i have good news and bad news.

end result, i'm outta pocket 500 bucks and sleeping on the couch :thumbsd:

hmmm wins 400 bucks on pokies; is fined $487 and is outta pocket 500 :confused:

[mr smooth]

hmmm wins 400 bucks on pokies; is fined $487 and is outta pocket 500 :confused:
ok, 87 bucks, but i had allready claimed ownership on the 400... :D

[PowerKat]

ok, 87 bucks, but i had allready claimed ownership on the 400... :D

...as you would. Too bad it was so 'fleeting'.

[Catjizz Fake]

You know what pissed me off last weekend?

I have a pair of All Stars that were like 2 weeks old. We were watching the footy and at half time we decided to go out and have a kick on the oval. We weren't going hard or anything, maybe we were only out there for half an hour. Anyway when I went to take my shoes off I realised they were mangled, all the seaming on the right foot had come undone.

These shoes look bitchin', but they are for pussies. Not hard men like myself. Er.