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maciej
13th September 2006, 20:27
Hi Guys,

There's a chick in my office (O-F-F-I-C-E, not orifice) who keeps looking at me every 60-90 seconds and complains and nags about trivial things like her butter going missing, rather than using her time productively to help the company I am currently contracted to exceed performance expectations. She is making me feel physically ill and my love life is suffering as a consequence. How does one go about either asking her to think about the starving kids in africa, or wearing a paper bag over her head, without offending her?

hawkeye23
13th September 2006, 20:58
At least plagiarise using correct spelling, you knob jockey.

Captain Sensible
13th September 2006, 21:14
Ettique is one of the martial arts. It's the one where you acrobaticaly break wind in your opponents face.

Whacker
26th August 2009, 22:51
lol pwnt

Dr Andy
26th August 2009, 23:01
captain sensible for mod

LondonCalling
26th August 2009, 23:03
Who the fuck are you, ****?

Fuck me....get the fuck out of my sight before we fist fuck your grandmother's ****.