I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

[SonOfReep]

My mate just got back from KFC where he ate:
1) 10 pieces of Hot & Spicy
2) 2 large chips
3) 4 dinner rolls
4) large potato & gravy
5) large coleslaw

Anyone care to beat that?

[Captain Sensible]

My mate just got back from KFC where he ate:
1) 10 pieces of Hot & Spicy
2) 2 large chips
3) 4 dinner rolls
4) large potato & gravy
5) large coleslaw

Anyone care to beat that?


Not really.

[jimmy35]

Did he get a free t-shirt?

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Anyone care to beat that?I wouldn't even touch it.

[hawkeye23]

I wouldn't even touch it.

Can't believe this little double entendre has slipped through to the 'keeper.

[mocaholic]

My mate just got back from KFC where he ate:
1) 10 pieces of Hot & Spicy
2) 2 large chips
3) 4 dinner rolls
4) large potato & gravy
5) large coleslaw

Anyone care to beat that?
Bags I not be in a room with him for a week.

That lot may take a couple of days to work through the system.

[Captain Sensible]

Can't believe this little double entendre has slipped through to the 'keeper.


You dont have to worry about double entendres when you can say fuck.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

So anyway is this guy in line for a coronary or what?


(fuck)

[mocaholic]

So anyway is this guy in line for a coronary or what?


(fuck)
Chiefy, I got some jpegs of possibly the worst meal ever devised by man. No, there's nothing that's generally inedible (on its own) however it is the hangover cure to end all hangover cures.

How can I load them up on site (I ain't got no web server)?

[SonOfReep]

http://www.nanbelegorn.com/sandwich/images/16.jpg

[mocaholic]

Close!

This is a step-by-step photo story of a pizza that comprises:
- base
- tomato paste (ok, we're still good)
- McDonalds fries (uh-oh...)
- cheese
- McDonalds cheeseburgers (you what now?)
- bacon
- more cheese
- more tomato paste.

Bake in hot oven. Serve with a glass of milk. According to the photos...

My arteries are hardening just looking at the photos.

[SonOfReep]

http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/images/articles/20060908-Aussie_Hangover_Cure_2.jpg

http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/images/articles/20060908-Aussie_Hangover_Cure_3.jpg

http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/images/articles/20060908-Aussie_Hangover_Cure_4.jpg

http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/images/articles/20060908-Aussie_Hangover_Cure_5.jpg

http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/images/articles/20060908-Aussie_Hangover_Cure_6.jpg

http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/images/articles/20060908-Aussie_Hangover_Cure_7.jpg

[SonOfReep]

http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/images/articles/20060908-Aussie_Hangover_Cure_8.jpg

http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/images/articles/20060908-Aussie_Hangover_Cure_9.jpg

[mocaholic]

I'm concerned about you hacking into my emails, but yes, they're the photos I saw. Thanks.




Actually, VERY concerned!

[SonOfReep]

I'm concerned about you hacking into my emails, but yes, they're the photos I saw. Thanks.




Actually, VERY concerned!

Just imagine the chaos that would ensue!

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

I imagine you'd shift the last of that out of your bowels in 2010. It would be like saying farewell to an old friend.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/images/articles/20060908-Aussie_Hangover_Cure_2.jpgDon't compromise! Be sure only to use the quality Leggos tomato paste.

[hawkeye23]

That pizza HAS to be an American thing, surely??? :eek:

That is just not right.

[Lance Uppercut]

Fuck me dead, that's sick.

So's the KFC. 2 large chips??!! 10 bits of chicken?? That's fucked up.

[hawkeye23]

Not just chicken..... hot n spicy chicken.

[PowerKat]

It does look kinda appetising though

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

In an "oh my god I am so hung over" kind of way.

[Magnum27]

My mate just got back from KFC where he ate:
1) 10 pieces of Hot & Spicy
2) 2 large chips
3) 4 dinner rolls
4) large potato & gravy
5) large coleslaw

Anyone care to beat that?


Sorry the best i could do many years ago was

1) 6 pieces of original recipe
2) 1 large chips
3) large potato and gravy
4) large coleslaw

mind you within half an hour i was violently ill.

[Ljp86]

My mate just got back from KFC where he ate:
1) 10 pieces of Hot & Spicy
2) 2 large chips
3) 4 dinner rolls
4) large potato & gravy
5) large coleslaw

Anyone care to beat that?

That's a fucking fair effort.

[Ljp86]

In all seriousness though, those pics were pretty bad. Not very good for the system at all.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

In all seriousness though, those pics were pretty bad. Not very good for the system at all.Someone chime in with a "Captain Obvious" reference...

[SonOfReep]

Try this on for size...

http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/images/articles/20060630015057755_1.jpg

A pork sausage wrapped in doner kebab "meat", batter dipped and deep fried.

[jezza]

I'm hungry.

But I also feel like doing a poo.

[SonOfReep]

I'm hungry.

But I also feel like doing a poo.

Combine both. Eating while doing a poo is known as "FEEDING THE DEVIL".

[Scratcher Gillespie]

http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/images/articles/20060908-Aussie_Hangover_Cure_6.jpg



What the hell is the thing on that guys wrist?

[SonOfReep]

He is a TIME DOCTOR

[coolbananas]

Last year before maccas introduced all its healthy crap, we ordered every thing on the menu including all burgers , nuggets and chips, sundaes etc and he ate the whole lot one after another...one thing i will say about it is....i dont think the toilet flushed after he visited it:o

[jimmy35]

Try this on for size...

http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/images/articles/20060630015057755_1.jpg

A pork sausage wrapped in doner kebab "meat", batter dipped and deep fried.

A local cafe (that's French ) has a battered , deep fried pie on the menu .
I am told by the connoisseurs that it is actually quite tasty .

[hawkeye23]

A local cafe (that's French ) has a battered , deep fried pie on the menu .
I am told by the connoisseurs that it is actually quite tasty .

You're so bourgeois :rolleyes:

How many times has Khe Sanh been on the radio today? :p

[jimmy35]

You're so bourgeois :rolleyes:

How many times has Khe Sanh been on the radio today? :p

A couple actually . I really got to get off 111Bogan.FM

[Binxy_]

I imagine you'd shift the last of that out of your bowels in 2010. It would be like saying farewell to an old friend.:D Quite possibly the funniest thing you have ever written, Chiefy.

[O_rly?]

I once ate a family meal at Hungry Jack's. Mum and dad promised to take us somewhere classier soon.

[fugsy]

Best i've done was a whole kfc variety bucket to myself. From memory it was 6 pieces of chook, 6 crispy strips, and a jumbo popcorn chicken. Me and a mate had a comp to see who could do it, he folded with 2 pieces left. It took me about 10 minutes to eat the last piece alone...but i got there.

The next morning I shat out what is now the extension to our house.

[jimmy35]

In other news , I had a Wendys hotdog with sauce and mustard yesterday.

[Magnum27]

Did you get up to the big smoke on the weekend jimmy ?

[jimmy35]

Did you get up to the big smoke on the weekend jimmy ?


Yep , Wagga Wagga is as big as it gets up this way.

[jimmy35]

'Twas a nice 'dog too . Not as good as the hotdogs at the Ganmain footy canteen though.

[mocaholic]

'Twas a nice 'dog too . Not as good as the hotdogs at the Ganmain footy canteen though.
Ganmain Grong-Grong Matong. Daniel "Crusty" McPherson is an old boy, yes?

[jimmy35]

Yes indeed . Although this was the Ganmain portion of the GGGM .

[mocaholic]

Yes indeed . Although this was the Ganmain portion of the GGGM .
Laces out onto Plugger's tits.

Or kicking points.

I liked Crusty.

[jimmy35]

Missed his chance at immortality I believe , gave one to Plugger who then missed , who then got one from Kel and then kicked it from the pocket to take the record.

If I recall correctly.

[mocaholic]

Missed his chance at immortality I believe , gave one to Plugger who then missed , who then got one from Kel and then kicked it from the pocket to take the record.

If I recall correctly.
Etched onto the brain no doubt. Was vs Collingwood after all - Mal Michael standing the mark. I actually think the shot from Crusty was an easier shot than the one he got.

[jimmy35]

Yes , Mal Michael , pre the steroid ripped Brions version that they paid extra for with their salary cap concessions and then proceeded to wipe our faces with him like a snotty rag in 2 GF's.
Oh yeah , I remember Mal Thanksforfuckingnothing Michael.

[mocaholic]

Yes , Mal Michael , pre the steroid ripped Brions version that they paid extra for with their salary cap concessions and then proceeded to wipe our faces with him like a snotty rag in 2 GF's.
Oh yeah , I remember Mal Thanksforfuckingnothing Michael.
Good to see you're not bitter and that you've moved on.

[TimtheToolman]

..and has forgotten every dirty rotten trick Collingwood's tried to pull over the last 30 years to try and buy a flag! :rolleyes:

[jimmy35]

Good to see you're not bitter and that you've moved on.

No good hanging on to the past .


goddamcocksuckinmuthafuckintraitorouswalkoutbetrayalriddenma lthefuckinglosermichael

[Madd Matt]

..and has forgotten every dirty rotten trick Collingwood's tried to pull over the last 30 years to try and buy a flag! :rolleyes:
What tricks have we tried?

The one and only "trick" was to force the draw against WCE in 1990, thus making sure that overconfident Essendon, who had rested half a dozen senior players in their round 22 match against St Kilda, had severly under-match-fit players for our semi final! :thumbsu:

[mocaholic]

No good hanging on to the past .


goddamcocksuckinmuthafuckintraitorouswalkoutbetrayalriddenma lthefuckinglosermichael
Good mate of mine says the same thing about Plugger. Still. Except he uses the words 'fat' and 'cunting' a lot.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Is that a word?

[SonOfReep]

My mate is still yet to crap it all out by the way.

[Brenno]

I was pissed as in the city one night, went too 24hr KFC ordered;
3 large twister meals
large potato and gravy
6 hot and spicy fillet
and the biggest size popcorn chicken,

have not been back too KFC since . didnt finish all the soft drink though. Still getting it out of my system.

[Ziggy]

I could eat more then that.

If i wanted to

[Cletus Van Damme]

My mate just got back from KFC where he ate:
1) 10 pieces of Hot & Spicy
2) 2 large chips
3) 4 dinner rolls
4) large potato & gravy
5) large coleslaw

Anyone care to beat that?

You're mates with Afterfood?

[jimmy35]

I imagine you'd shift the last of that out of your bowels in 2010. It would be like saying farewell to an old friend.




Wonder if there's any still packed away.

[jimmy35]

Someone chime in with a "Captain Obvious" reference...



Or a 'Thanks Ben'

[SonOfReep]

Good find Jimbob!!!