Welcome all, pull up a pew.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Or stand if it makes you feel more comfortable.

[Higgs Boson]

I'll just hunker down in the corner.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

I will push a bowl of mince toward you and stand back.

[Benevolent Ert]

Are we on the air?

that oughtta hold the little S.O.B's

[financialpanther]

What sort of mince?

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Goat.

[financialpanther]

...i kinda had my heart set on alpaca mince - but what you gonna do.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Goat is all we got.

Actually there are a few farmers switching to raising goats as they survive on less water. Had some goat chops the other night. Good, milder than lamb.

[financialpanther]

Fair enough - hang on - Shit Fuck Asshole (just testing the swear filter - nothing to be alarmed about).

[RoosterLad]

i might lay the fuck down

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

You can't say ****.

[RoosterLad]

what a load of :D:D:D:D

[Higgs Boson]

Well, shit, that's no good.

[WhoStolemyName?]

Give me back my name.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Oh cool! I get to quote the rules!

"Worthless Posts: You are probably not as funny as you think you are. Especially when you are drunk or stoned. Gimmick accounts for posting 'funny' stuff fall into the category of 'not funny or remotely of interest to anyone'. Post in The Drunk Tank if you have something worthless to say. Spud."

http://www.limboclub.com/forum/faq.php?faq=vb_board_usage#faq_forum_rules

[Captain Sensible]

i might lay the fuck down


Why dont you lay the fuck down on yourself*?









*I dont really want you to do that, I just wanted to say 'fuck'. And I just said 'fuck' again. And again.

[RoosterLad]

it does make you feel like more of a man by being able to say fuck and not having to see those gay ******'s

[Parthiv Patel]

Well suck me sideways.

[Captain Sensible]

it does make you feel like more of a man by being able to say fuck and not having to see those gay ******'s


Those stupid asterick thingys are like watching super violent cop shows like The Shield where no-one swears. You can dismember someone, set fire to the remains and thern piss on the ashes but they never say fuck.


Just doesnt make sense to me.

[RoosterLad]

Those stupid asterick thingys are like watching super violent cop shows like The Shield where no-one swears. You can dismember someone, set fire to the remains and thern piss on the ashes but they never say fuck.


Just doesnt make sense to me.

thats exactly what i was thinking

i can see why they call you Captain Sensible

[Johnny Drama]

Oh cool! I get to quote the rules!

"Worthless Posts: You are probably not as funny as you think you are. Especially when you are drunk or stoned. Gimmick accounts for posting 'funny' stuff fall into the category of 'not funny or remotely of interest to anyone'. Post in The Drunk Tank if you have something worthless to say. Spud."

http://www.limboclub.com/forum/faq.php?faq=vb_board_usage#faq_forum_rules
That's like so hardcore of you adrian,

[Captain Sensible]

thats exactly what i was thinking

i can see why they call you Captain Sensible


I could write a song about it.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

That's like so hardcore of you adrian,

No, this is hardcore... (*produces gerbil and tube*)

[financialpanther]

lemmywinks board

[RoosterLad]

lemmywinks board


ohh jesuth cwist

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Ahhh The Deathcamp of Tolerance episode. Champagne South Park.

[Captain Sensible]

No, this is hardcore... (*produces gerbil and tube*)


http://images.rossoalice.alice.it/musicbox/images/P/2115334/2115340-100033-l.jpg

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Calm yourself Binxy. Your avatar should show... dunno why it wouldn't.

[financialpanther]

werd

[Benevolent Ert]

Nope - I can't select an avatar either

Are you sure it's an option for us plebs Chief?

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Fuck it was switched orf.

Fixed. Knock yourself out.

[Benevolent Ert]

much obliged

[Harry Smith]

"Worthless Posts: You are probably not as funny as you think you are.

Strongly disagree.

[Lenny*]

Where's my avatar?

Do NOT fucking tell me I have to fucking pay for a muthafucking avatar on this dumbarse site as well!
hahaha Yes Binxy doodle. Thats the shit I yam talking abouwot!:D

[Mercedes]

Hello everyone! :)

[hawkeye23]

No, this is hardcore... (*produces gerbil and tube*)

Lemmywinks!!!


Edit: Damn you, financialpanther!!!!!

[financialpanther]

Lemmywinks!!!


Edit: Damn you, financialpanther!!!!!
How humilating - first post and its a misfire.

Mwahahaha - just kidding Hawk

[crackers57]

So is this where the big knobs hang out.........errr sorry Hawk :o

[hawkeye23]

How humilating - first post and its a misfire.

Mwahahaha - just kidding Hawk

So is this where the big knobs hang out.........errr sorry Hawk :o

S'OK boys, my team's on the top of the ladder, a game clear, and I'm off to the Western Derby this weekend. Match of the Round. Life is good.

[mocaholic]

Hi yall.

Following everybody's lead like sheep. Baa baa.

Back in ten.



Oh - fuck!

[Higgs Boson]

Hi yall.

Following everybody's lead like sheep. Baa baa.

Back in ten.



Oh - fuck!

^ did he just say that out loud?

[Syd]

Following everybody's lead like sheep. Baa baa.

More like a lemming off a cliff...

Now that they have "us" all in one handy spot, watch the cell door slam closed real fast. :(

[Crusher]

lol appleyard is trying to be the cool guy who has something in common with everyone...

...instead of the money hungry little script kiddy he is.

[Jeremias]

Hi all!

This really is quite peculiar, a site where all of us from BF and TLC can bond...wait, remind us, why didn't we do this on BF and TLC???

:D :p :D

[Gunk Between ODN's Toes]

lol appleyard is trying to be the cool guy who has something in common with everyone...

...instead of the money hungry little script kiddy he is.Why can't he be a cool money hungry little script kiddy who has something in common with everyone? Some people are so limited in their thinking.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

A script kiddy would be someone who uses tools provided by others to crack computer systems or write malware or just act like a pain in the arse.

I see a couple of tools haunting TLC. I don't think I'm the script kiddy here, folks :)

[Crusher]

I see a couple of tools haunting TLC.

You love it because you can finally stop talking to yourself.

[Gunk Between ODN's Toes]

You love it because you can finally stop talking to yourself.Damn straight. For 99 cents at Lobotomies R Us, he can chat to you all day long. You're a true visionary. I like you.:thumbsu:

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Lets make him our pet!

[Crusher]

Damn straight. For 99 cents at Lobotomies R Us, he can chat to you all day long. You're a true visionary. I like you.:thumbsu:
Well for 1 cent at Anal Felchers R us, he got you here, so go figure.

[Gunk Between ODN's Toes]

Well for 1 cent at Anal Felchers R us, he got you here, so go figure.I knew I liked you!!! My old sensei at AFRUS. I vow to make you proud sensei. If I could be half the felcher you are ... wow brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it. <sniff>

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Ouch - can't fight those infractions! See you next time Vandal, er, Crusher.

[Gunk Between ODN's Toes]

Lets make him our pet!Ah no, I'm not making that mistake again ... unless you have him neutered. I had to reupholster the couch last time.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Fine. I had him put down. He seemed in pain anyway.

[Gunk Between ODN's Toes]

I miss you Crusher. Best damn gerbil I ever owned.

[Captain Sensible]

Poor ol' Crusher. He's gone and I never even got to know him.

[Monkster]

Monkster in the house!

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Evening Monkster.

[Rough_Edges]

Where are all the members?

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

At prayer or something.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Actually, probably getting ready to watch Boston Legal, as I am :D

[mr smooth]

what up g's

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Howdy Smooth, welcome. Just had my Monday night Boston Legal/Scrubs TV binge. Man that's some good tube.

[mantis]

I thought I should pop in & say HI.:D

[hawkeye23]

More like a lemming off a cliff...

Now that they have "us" all in one handy spot, watch the cell door slam closed real fast. :(

Now, now Sydley, why all the cynicism. In with anger, out with love.

How many sleeps until the Love Boat cruise?

[Syd]

Now, now Sydley, why all the cynicism. In with anger, out with love.

How many sleeps until the Love Boat cruise?

A true cynic can never be dissapointed hawkies.

And, 8 more sleeps!



Took the new boat out for its first run on Sunday! :thumbsu:



BTW, this username feels "wierd".

[mocaholic]

More like a lemming off a cliff...

Now that they have "us" all in one handy spot, watch the cell door slam closed real fast. :(
Howdy PFKAS.

[mocaholic]

Great. My Fauves album is 100 x 100.

I need super H-Bo to bring it down to 80 x 80. I might as well try 1000-yd stare instead. Or the newy.

[hawkeye23]

Great. My Fauves album is 100 x 100.

I need super H-Bo to bring it down to 80 x 80. I might as well try 1000-yd stare instead. Or the newy.

Email it to me and I'll resize it and email it back to you.

[mocaholic]

Email it to me and I'll resize it and email it back to you.
Thanks hawk. In the words of the great Coxy (Andrew, not Dean):
"No one uses Clive of India Curry Powder anymore."

I think there's something in there for all of us.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Avatars should be 120 x 120 now.

[Lance Uppercut]

Great. My Fauves album is 100 x 100.

I need super H-Bo to bring it down to 80 x 80. I might as well try 1000-yd stare instead. Or the newy.

nah it's now 120 x 120 isn't it?

[hawkeye23]

Thanks hawk. In the words of the great Coxy (Andrew, not Dean):
"No one uses Clive of India Curry Powder anymore."

I think there's something in there for all of us.

Happy to help, moc.

[Mercedes]

I'm bored :(

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

I'm sure you'll pull through Merc. Go to your happy place.

[Syd]

Howdy PFKAS.


PFKAS???? :confused:

[Bullet Proof]

I'm bored :(
Funky Mit Matt I presume

[mocaholic]

PFKAS???? :confused:
Poster
Formerly
Known
As
Syd

[Syd]

Poster
Formerly
Known
As
Syd


:( I would still love to be known as Syd, but alas, 4-character minimum.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Bilbo I'll fix that up and change your user name if you like.

[mocaholic]

:( I would still love to be known as Syd, but alas, 4-character minimum.
"Sydd"?
"Syd1"?
"Syd23/27/35/57"?
"Syd*"?
"Sydaholic"? (my choice)
"Syd?"?

[Lach72]

Bilbo I'll fix that up and change your user name if you like.
You're very accommodating Chief

[Captain Sensible]

Syd*"?



I think with Lenny*'s untimely demise that Syd should adopt the asterix.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

You're very accommodating ChiefI live to serve.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Done.

[Magnum27]

"Sydd"?
"Syd1"?
"Syd23/27/35/57"?
"Syd*"?
"Sydaholic"? (my choice)
"Syd?"?


very ordinary, you pussy

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

ROOOWWWRRR! Saucer of milk, table 2!

[hawkeye23]

ROOOWWWRRR! Saucer of milk, table 2!

S'OK, Chief, Larry's a pussy too. He's just deflecting attention.

[Syd]

Bilbo I'll fix that up and change your user name if you like.


That would be fantabulous! :thumbsu:

Many Thanks in Advance.

[Syd]

Bilbo I'll fix that up and change your user name if you like.

"Sydd"?
"Syd1"?
"Syd23/27/35/57"?
"Syd*"?
"Sydaholic"? (my choice)
"Syd?"?


Could never steal Lenny's *
Sydaholic has a certain "twin" feel to it
Even thought about Syd>Judd, but hawks woulda killed me.

I thought of using "Sydley" as a second choice, but now that Chief's on the case it'll be good. :thumbsu:



EDIT: MAN that was QUICK!!!
Cheers Chiefy

[Magnum27]

S'OK, Chief, Larry's a pussy too. He's just deflecting attention.


Look out miss know it all is backing her mates, i'm sure they can speak for themself.

Or is this just a little bit more attention seeking, what don't you get enough elsewhere.

[mocaholic]

very ordinary, you pussy
Thanks Larry.

[Magnum27]

Thanks Larry.

soft

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

No moc I think you should go with your original comment. Brief and to the point.

[Magnum27]

No moc I think you should go with your original comment. Brief and to the point.


obviously not enough ticker.

[mocaholic]

obviously not enough ticker.
Or he cbf getting into a stupid flame war.

*Slaps head* D'oh!

[hawkeye23]

Look out miss know it all is backing her mates, i'm sure they can speak for themself.

Or is this just a little bit more attention seeking, what don't you get enough elsewhere.

You're a poor-man's Gets! ICDM's lame arsed insults are better than yours.

[mocaholic]

You're a poor-man's Gets! ICDM's lame arsed insults are better than yours.
hawk unless you change your sig I'm gonna have to add one of my own.

[Magnum27]

You're a poor-man's Gets! ICDM's lame arsed insults are better than yours.


Bringing out some of your best insults sweetheart.

[hawkeye23]

hawk unless you change your sig I'm gonna have to add one of my own.

The sig stays. I ain't scared of your future sig.

[hawkeye23]

Bringing out some of your best insults sweetheart.

Go lie on yourself.

[mocaholic]

The sig stays. I ain't scared of your future sig.
Isn't this sposed to be a footy-free zone?

[hawkeye23]

Isn't this sposed to be a footy-free zone?

No aspect of my life is footy free, moc, you know that.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Isn't this sposed to be a footy-free zone?Footy?

[mocaholic]

No aspect of my life is footy free, moc, you know that.
Furry muff (http://afl.fujicolor.com.au/en/album/cover.asp?A=893705)

[crackers57]

Been looking to tkae advantage of this new avatar stuff.........CFJ would be proud :thumbsu:

[hawkeye23]

Furry muff (http://afl.fujicolor.com.au/en/album/cover.asp?A=893705)

Barry Hall's stupidity astounds me.... Allowed to play despite previous thuggery, then this:

Barry goes to school on the "special" bus (http://afl.fujicolor.com.au/en/Photo/View.asp?P=154598121)

Is he a slow learner?

[Madd Matt]

I'm bored, lazy, and cbf.
Can someone give me an avatar....
kthxbye! :thumbsu:

[hawkeye23]

I'm bored, lazy, and cbf.
Can someone give me an avatar....
kthxbye! :thumbsu:

Don't abbreviate cbf, MM.

Say it loud and say it proud.

Can't Be Fucked!!!!

[Lenny*]

fuck thsi shit.

[mr smooth]

fuck thsi shit.
hi i'm mr smooth, whats your name??

[Lenny*]

hi i'm mr smooth, whats your name??
www.**********/lenny :thumbsu:

[Lenny*]

Dear Lenny*,

You have received an infraction at The Limbo Club.

http://www.limboclub.com/forum/showthread.php?p=444 (http://www.limboclub.com/forum/showthread.php?p=444#post444)

Reason:
-------
Crying like a jail-house bitch.

Thought you were resting your delicate eyes?
-------

This infraction is worth 1 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

All the best,
The Limbo Club


Fucking blow me you freak. :rolleyes:

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

I sense tension.

[Lach72]

I sense tension.
I think you're getting to them...

[Ljp86]

Cool. I like this idea. :thumbsu:

[Johnny Drama]

Fucking blow me you freak. :rolleyes:
pnw3d, i've got 4 already :o

[Madd Matt]

Don't abbreviate cbf, MM.

Say it loud and say it proud.

Can't Be Fucked!!!!
hawk, if I could be fucked saying "can't be fucked", then I would be fucked, and wouldn't need to say I can't be fucked.
Get it? :thumbsu:

[hawkeye23]

hawk, if I could be fucked saying "can't be fucked", then I would be fucked, and wouldn't need to say I can't be fucked.
Get it? :thumbsu:

Do you want me to resize your pic for your aviator or not? :p

[Madd Matt]

Do you want me to resize your pic for your aviator or not? :p
????

http://studioscreenings.com/galleries/Aviatorexhibit/aviator.jpg


:D

Hawky, just for you, I've actually GOT this as my aviator!

[Bullet Proof]

I'm still here

[Ninty]

I would like to welcome myself here.

Hello Ninty, welcome.

[AK-47]

This was a good idea, Cheif. You finally realised profanity was needed in a message forum.

[mocaholic]

This was a good idea, Cheif. You finally realised profanity was needed in a message forum.
Pity we can't get that curvy line thingy (auto spellchecker) as well though.

[Lenny*]

Yeah fuck that fucking fucked fuckers. ****.

[AK-47]

Pity we can't get that curvy line thingy (auto spellchecker) as well though.
I apologise for my innocent typo, I meant no disrespect.

[Magnum27]

I apologise for my innocent typo, I meant no disrespect.


Think nothing off it.

[AK-47]

Think nothing off it.
I appreciate it.

[mocaholic]

I apologise for my innocent typo, I meant no disrespect.
This is my problem. My obsession. It's pathetic. But I've got to deal with it and somehow live my life in this crazy, mixed-up world.

[Madd Matt]

This is my problem. My obsession. It's pathetic. But I've got to deal with it and somehow live my life in this crazy, mixed-up world.
Moc, you're right.
This place isn't "The Limbo Club" until it's got a "Spelling and Grammar Appreciation" Thread! :thumbsu:

[Magnum27]

Moc, you're right.
This place isn't "The Limbo Club" until it's got a "Spelling and Grammar Appreciation" Thread! :thumbsu:


Please don't incourage him Matt, soon we will have the other Nazi on the case.

[mocaholic]

Please don't incourage him Matt, soon we will have the other Nazi on the case.
And yet...and yet...

[Magnum27]

And yet...and yet...


Just a touch of sarcasm my good sir :)

[AK-47]

Larry Bird is the best gimmick.

[Magnum27]

Larry Bird is the best gimmick.


I BEG YOUR PARDON

[AK-47]

I BEG YOUR PARDON
Wait a second...

[Geraint]

Ah shit yeah.

[towelie]

Well hello worthwhile people!

[Lance Uppercut]

Well hello worthwhile people!

lolz!1

[Captain Sensible]

Yeah fuck that fucking fucked fuckers. ****.



Old bung eyes is back!

[Lach72]

Well hello worthwhile people!
Oh dear...

[towelie]

Oh dear...
Whatever's wrong petal?

[Lach72]

Whatever's wrong petal?
Isn't towelie on one board enough?
Petal? Do i look like a petal to you? I was thinking more "Flower", you know, go the whole hog? :(

[Ljp86]

Towelie's a gun. :thumbsu:

[Swamp]

So this is where it all began.

[CatCake]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h183/DelroyL/millitary_emotes_by_didaka.gif

[Dr Andy]

you know, this doesn't really answer any of my questions about you people.

[Palmers]

you know, this doesn't really answer any of my questions about you people.

exactly :(

[T-Bone]

Towelie's a gun. :thumbsu:


Misfired.

[Ljp86]

Misfired.

Yep.