Safe Sex

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

This story is going to sound like I'm making fun of disabled people. Not so.

Our story takes place in a special school and sheltered workshop for the mentally handicapped.

Some of the people attending this facility were only mildly handicapped and were able to function pretty much OK, including choosing sexual partners.

They were still disabled, so sometimes their choice of time and place for sexual encounters left a lot to be desired as my friend found out one day when she walked out the back of one of the buildings to find two people having sex.

She left them to it and waited inside. When the couple had finished and walked back inside she took them aside and gave them a talk about appropriate behaviour and walked them through safe-sex practices including demonstrating how to use a condom by rolling it over her fingers.

Satisfied she'd done her job she made appropriate case notes and life went on.

Later on she found the couple again having sex out the back of a building. She'd already told them this was inappropriate so there was nothing for it but to walk over and interrupt.

They spotted her and shouted:

"It's OK! We're using condoms!"

Waving their hands in the air to show condoms rolled over their fingers...

[Benevolent Ert]

That wacky Healy....

[Dixon Bainbridge]

This story is going to sound like I'm making fun of disabled people. Not so.

Our story takes place in a special school and sheltered workshop for the mentally handicapped.

Some of the people attending this facility were only mildly handicapped and were able to function pretty much OK, including choosing sexual partners.

They were still disabled, so sometimes their choice of time and place for sexual encounters left a lot to be desired as my friend found out one day when she walked out the back of one of the buildings to find two people having sex.

She left them to it and waited inside. When the couple had finished and walked back inside she took them aside and gave them a talk about appropriate behaviour and walked them through safe-sex practices including demonstrating how to use a condom by rolling it over her fingers.

Satisfied she'd done her job she made appropriate case notes and life went on.

Later on she found the couple again having sex out the back of a building. She'd already told them this was inappropriate so there was nothing for it but to walk over and interrupt.

They spotted her and shouted:

"It's OK! We're using condoms!"

Waving their hands in the air to show condoms rolled over their fingers...

The safest sex is a baseball bat under the bed so when she darts for the door to make her escape you can just twat her over the head and carry on like before, just pretend she is asleep.

[Banana Republican]

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[jimmy35]

Funny you should bump this Porky, was talking to a girl last night, about 25 or so and she's never had someone cum inside her. Always had protected sex.
Yeah I know, safe sex blah blah blah but a chick that's been sexually active for 8-9 years and never had a guy cum in her?
Surprised was I.

[peternorth]

Funny you should bump this Porky, was talking to a girl last night, about 25 or so and she's never had someone cum inside her. Always had protected sex.
Yeah I know, safe sex blah blah blah but a chick that's been sexually active for 8-9 years and never had a guy cum in her?
Surprised was I.

i respect girls who act this way, especially if they love jizz on their face/tits/arse/feet

[Jack Frost]

Funny you should bump this Porky, was talking to a girl last night, about 25 or so and she's never had someone cum inside her. Always had protected sex.
Yeah I know, safe sex blah blah blah but a chick that's been sexually active for 8-9 years and never had a guy cum in her?
Surprised was I.

Tell her they won't serve it to her at a bar

[jimmy35]

i respect girls who act this way, especially if they love jizz on their face/tits/arse/feet

She's got no problem with on.

Tell her they won't serve it to her at a bar

She know about bars.

[peternorth]

She's got no problem with on.





so much respect.

[Geelong_Sicko]

Tell her they won't serve it to her at a bar

That wasn't milk in her Kahlua, Binxy?!:confused:

[Hooley McBoob]

I reckon it'd only be okay if you were really consistent with when you took the pill or if you had a hormonal IUD. And only if I was in a relationship with the guy and we weren't fucking other people (STIs are EVERYWHERE. Gross.) Otherwise, there's no way.

[_JC_]

I reckon it'd only be okay if you were really consistent with when you took the pill or if you had a hormonal IUD. And only if I was in a relationship with the guy and we weren't fucking other people (STIs are EVERYWHERE. Gross.) Otherwise, there's no way.

i'd cum inside you Hooley, if you know what i mean.

[thegrach]

Smooth

[Hobby Farmer]

I reckon it'd only be okay if you were really consistent with when you took the pill or if you had a hormonal IUD. And only if I was in a relationship with the guy and we weren't fucking other people (STIs are EVERYWHERE. Gross.) Otherwise, there's no way.

I knew that vasectomy would come in handy.

And, on the slightest of chances that one got through............I'd think you'd make a great mum.

:D

[Geelong_Sicko]

I reckon it'd only be okay if you were really consistent with when you took the pill or if you had a hormonal IUD. And only if I was in a relationship with the guy and we weren't fucking other people (STIs are EVERYWHERE. Gross.) Otherwise, there's no way.

i'd cum inside you Hooley, if you know what i mean.

I'd think you'd make a great mum.

:D

Mmmm... Smells like teen pregnancy:thumbsu:

[Hooley McBoob]

Vasectomies are interesting actually. They're much easier to reverse than a tubal ligation (female tubes tied) and are much less stressful to the body.

Anyway.

[thegrach]

Interesting wouldn't be the word I would use. Not that I would know of course.

[_JC_]

Vasectomies are interesting actually. They're much easier to reverse than a tubal ligation (female tubes tied) and are much less stressful to the body.

Anyway.

I love it when you talk dirty

[thegrach]

If this conversation moves onto prostate massage I might be interested.

[mudkipz (ded)]

I came in a chick 3 times a day for 5 months, love the pill!!!11

[Hobby Farmer]

Vasectomies are interesting actually. They're much easier to reverse than a tubal ligation (female tubes tied) and are much less stressful to the body.

Anyway.


Anyway?

It fucking hurts when it goes wrong. I still have 4 balls. :(

No reversal thanks. I'm psychologigally scarred from the first visit.

Go the IUD instead

[WA ROO]

I am old enough to remember when safe sex was a false name

[Runk]

i'd cum inside you Hooley, if you know what i mean.

Ok and that wins 'Most Disturbing' quote of the day!

Nice work JC:thumbsu:

[crackers57]

Anyway?

It fucking hurts when it goes wrong. I still have 4 balls. :(

No reversal thanks. I'm psychologigally scarred from the first visit.

Go the IUD instead

Fuck Cactus, I think a roadside bomb is a bit extreme

[peternorth]

I reckon it'd only be okay if you were really consistent with when you took the pill or if you had a hormonal IUD. And only if I was in a relationship with the guy and we weren't fucking other people (STIs are EVERYWHERE. Gross.) Otherwise, there's no way.

when did STDs become STIs?

i'd cum inside you Hooley, if you know what i mean.

you mean you'd go to her house and enter the house? [/ben]

If this conversation moves onto prostate massage I might be interested.

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hai

I came in a chick 3 times a day for 5 months, love the pill!!!11

viagra?

[_JC_]

Fuck Cactus, I think a roadside bomb is a bit extreme

lol.

[Hooley McBoob]

when did STDs become STIs?

Dunno, I still call them STDs, but now the term STI is preferred. I suppose a lot of the things that can be transmitted are infections rather than diseases...

Fuck Cactus, I think a roadside bomb is a bit extreme

Hahaha :thumbsu:

[FarQue]

when did STDs become STIs?It's a psychological reframe meant to somehow lesson the blow of seeing a wart growing out of you cock, and stop you jumping out of a window.

Infections implies it will eventually clear up, disease implies you have teh aidz and are basically fucked.

[Jack Frost]

It's a psychological reframe meant to somehow lesson the blow of seeing a wart growing out of you cock, and stop you jumping out of a window.




I thought squeezing it would have been a less dramatic solution :eek:

[PowerKat]

eeewwwww

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[FarQue]

No need to squeeze them. Just grab a magnifying glass, and head out in the suns rays. Like burning insects when you were a little kid.

[Swamp]

I came in a chick 3 times a day for 5 months, love the pill!!!11

It's good that you're comfortable having your mum teach you the values of safe sex.

[Hugh Jorgen]

I came in a chick 3 times a day for 5 months, love the pill!!!11

Yeah I love Rohypnol too.:thumbsu:

[# 28]

i respect girls who act this way, especially if they love jizz on their face/tits/arse/feet

Got a foot fetish Pete?

[peternorth]

Yeah I love Rohypnol too.:thumbsu:

rapies?

[Hugh Jorgen]

rapies?

What else would you use rohies for?

[peternorth]

What else would you use rohies for?
what i meant was rename them rapies, like officially.

[Hugh Jorgen]

what i meant was rename them rapies, like officially.

Might give the game away a bit then.

[Jack Frost]

Might give the game away a bit then.


Rohappies :thumbsu:

[PowerKat]

^ now ur thinkin :p