Hotels with day rates in melb

[maxpower]

Hey there,

Does anyone know of any venues in Melbourne that offer day rates?
Looking for a little daytime fun & need a venue.
A little new to this but figured it was worth a try

I have the other person covered so no need for brothel jokes
I know theres one in Oakleigh,any serious suggestions greatly appreciated

Please PM me if you can assist

MP

[hawkeye23]

MrAaron board.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

lol :D:thumbsu:

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

http://melbourne.gumtree.com.au/melbourne/14/5135614.html
29 Year Old Guy Wants Female Friends .... Reply to: aaronloveskristy@hotmail.com (aaronloveskristy@hotmail.com?Subject=Your%20Gumtree%20Melbo urne%20ad:%2029%20Year%20Old%20Guy%20Wants%20Female%20Friend s)
Date: Thursday 6th July
I am a 29 year old Melbourne guy in teh south eastern suburbs of melbourne.

currently after girls for chat on internet only and see where that goes.

Any age up to 35 is ok with me. Doesn't matter if you are young and under 18, it is all fine with me 8o)

I love my Sport, Internet, Sleeping In, Long warm showers.

Haven't found any girl yet who is able to keep up with my sex drive so if you think you can then email me at aaronloveskristy@hotmail.com

cheers Anti spam: Do NOT contact me offering services or anything of a commercial natureSorry Az, but my whole office is laughing.

[maxpower]

Thats incredibly sad yet strangely amusing

Not terribly helpful though,anyone???

[mr smooth]

i'd love to know if anyone has taken him up on his generous offer??

who here want's a crack??? *looking in hawks direction..*

[Jizz Slinger]

i'd love to know if anyone has taken him up on his generous offer??

who here want's a crack??? *looking in hawks direction..*

I'll do it.

[hawkeye23]

i'd love to know if anyone has taken him up on his generous offer??

who here want's a crack??? *looking in hawks direction..*

You have got to be kidding me. Why would I go for hamburger mince at a price when I can have scotch fillet for free?

[mr smooth]

You have got to be kidding me. Why would I go for hamburger mince at a price when I can have scotch fillet for free?
:D:D:D
http://www.surviveoutdoors.com/imgs/emergency/allergic/fish-hook-3.jpg

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Anyway max I did a search and found... nothing. Anything between the airport and the city would probably do it though.

[maxpower]

Thanks anyway Chief,was hoping a few locals might have found themselves in this situation?

Obviously not.Off to the bizarre "dating" boards to ask the same question.

MP

[thegrach]

I wonder how this turned out. Chrif?

[Banana Republican]

When i ran a Hotel I had a daytime only guy in a wheel chair and his different female cousin comming over every fortnight.
Half price
just had to straighten the couch and spray the nice smelly stuff ready to sell again in the evening.

[Geelong_Sicko]

Hey Chirf - what the fuck IS elastico Gomez, anyway?

[Geelong_Sicko]

When i ran a Hotel I had a daytime only guy in a wheel chair and his different female cousin comming over every fortnight.
Half price
just had to straighten the couch and spray the nice smelly stuff ready to sell again in the evening.

:eek: What about changing the sheets you dirty prick?!!

[Banana Republican]

he was non functioning waist down (never did the UV light test to make sure)
never went to the bed, just the couch(couch was dry just cushions scattered)
and new towells

He was a good client

In Hindsight
Should have set up a camera and worked out what went on and made some more money on the fetish sites.

[ab_boe_majik]

Friends of mine used to run a motel in a rural area of Victoria.
They used to have regular clientel that would *pop* in for a few hours during they day. One particular couple were married (maybe they were just getting away from their kids or her parents!)
There were also others that would meet up for discrete day time fun :cool:

[pickman]

Friends of mine used to run a motel in a rural area of Victoria.
They used to have regular clientel that would *pop* in for a few hours during they day. One particular couple were married (maybe they were just getting away from their kids or her parents!)
There were also others that would meet up for discrete day time fun :cool:

What did mum-in-law & the kids like to join in?