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Roger the Cabin Boy
4th September 2006, 10:03
(For our non-Aussie visitors, NRL stands for National Rugby League and AFL stands for Australian Football League.)

Does the following apply to the NRL OR AFL?


36 have been accused of spousal abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

19 have been accused of writing bad cheques

117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71, repeat 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

8 have been arrested for shoplifting

21 currently are defendants in lawsuits, and

84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?












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Neither the AFL or NRL, it's the 535 members of the AUSTRALIAN PARLIAMENT IN CANBERRA.

The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
Jizz Slinger
4th September 2006, 10:39
You're a criminal, Chirf, because you've stolen my heart.:) :) :)
Roger the Cabin Boy
4th September 2006, 10:43
And meekly returned it after waking up, hung over, on a park bench to find I'd been using it as a pillow.
Jizz Slinger
4th September 2006, 10:45
You know I can pummel your ass better than anyone.
Roger the Cabin Boy
4th September 2006, 11:15
I expect your dedication and long hours of training in the art of ass-pummeling would help there.
Jizz Slinger
4th September 2006, 11:16
I expect your dedication and long hours of training in the art of ass-pummeling would help there.

Ofcourse.

Do you think someone can just climb on an ass and be a pummelling champion?
Roger the Cabin Boy
4th September 2006, 11:21
No way it sounds hard. Is there an organised league or comp?

Are there sponsorships going or is it a labour of love?
Jizz Slinger
4th September 2006, 11:26
It's mainly the love for it, I've entered a few competitions yes, but I feel bad for the people who have to take it in the ass from 17 or so other men. I believe they were part of some Limbo group. ;)
Roger the Cabin Boy
4th September 2006, 11:41
It's a living I spose.
HUNDREDS OF REP
16th March 2009, 20:29
Ben cousins
Wayne Carey
Buddy Franklin :D
Hobby Farmer
16th March 2009, 20:45
Roger was the king of the lulz back in the day by the look of it.

What happened?