Worst lie you have ever told

[Scratcher Gillespie]

A while ago I cheated on my then girlfriend. She was a fantastic girl, great fun, but I didn't see myself being with her long term.

I also had another friend who for years I have thought would be an absolute perfect girl for me. I didn't make a move because I was too much of a pussy and didn't want to put our friendship at risk.

After one too many arguments with the existing gf, I spent a weekend away with the other girl, nothing sinister intended, but ended up having sex with the new girl.

Came back and broke up with the old gf the next day, telling the truth that it just wasn't going to work long term, but lying saying nothing happened between me and the new girl.

The guilt nearly broke me and the new girl up, however once I got over that, I'm proud to say our relationship at th moment is everything I wanted it to be and thought it would be.

It still sometimes makes me sick to think of what I put the existing gf through. (She had a history of depression and threatened suicide when I broke up with her.)

[peternorth]

im pretty much the same as you, minus the suicidal gf but.

[SonOfReep]

I once told a bloke through the glory hole that I wouldn't [obscured on legal advice].

[jimmy35]

Men are all bastards.


Mine would be spitting at my cousin and hitting his bedroom wall , when I was about 12 . His big sister , who was looking after about 5 of us and going to take us to the movies and stuff that afternoon said if whoever did it did not own up in an hour then she wouldn't take us .
I denied it and never told the truth even though they all dobbed me in .

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Chief is not my real name.

[Scratcher Gillespie]

Chief is not my real name.

You heartless bastard!! :(

[mocaholic]

Mine was either: "of course I won't come in your mouth" and "no, there's no pain at all, all girls do it and in fact it feels better this way". Or the old chestnut: "Of course I love you."

[Scratcher Gillespie]

Mine was either: "of course I won't come in your mouth" and "no, there's no pain at all, all girls do it and in fact it feels better this way". Or the old chestnut: "Of course I love you."

Yes, I have said this one myself also. Usually followed up with a "don't worry, I think it gets better the more you do it"

[jimmy35]

Does it always have to revolve around sex fellas ?

[mocaholic]

Does it always have to revolve around sex fellas ?
Well...yes.

[mr smooth]

every girl i have ever know loves to take a load on the face

of course your ass doesn't look big in that skirt

of course i dont want your best friend to join us in the bedroom, i'd never think of that

i have never looked at another woman like i look at you

[SonOfReep]

"That tattoo is a classy tribute to your late husband"

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5252077,00.jpg

[mocaholic]

"That tattoo is a classy tribute to your late husband"
You're funnin' me. She can't possibly've done that.

But she did.




I used to fuck a girl who came from Briagolong, too.

[Captain Sensible]

Dont worry it's just a massage.

[Gunk Between ODN's Toes]

'No point in you driving home this late at night. I promise I will stay on my side of the bed' ... closely followed by 'I swear I thought I was dreaming'

[Catjizz Fake]

I once pretended to like Fiddy Cent, just to fit in.

I also denied my love for Slim Dusty music all through high school.

[fugsy]

'I am never drinking again'

:)

[VaginaFace]

of course i'm your father.

[crackers57]

Does it always have to revolve around sex fellas ?

Did they believe this one?

[jimmy35]

Did they believe this one?

Bit early for you to be about isn't it ? Suns still up.

[Gunk Between ODN's Toes]

It's fine ... we're not actually related ... I'm adopted.

[Dixon Bainbridge]

A while ago I cheated on my then girlfriend. She was a fantastic girl, great fun, but I didn't see myself being with her long term.

I also had another friend who for years I have thought would be an absolute perfect girl for me. I didn't make a move because I was too much of a pussy and didn't want to put our friendship at risk.

After one too many arguments with the existing gf, I spent a weekend away with the other girl, nothing sinister intended, but ended up having sex with the new girl.

Came back and broke up with the old gf the next day, telling the truth that it just wasn't going to work long term, but lying saying nothing happened between me and the new girl.

The guilt nearly broke me and the new girl up, however once I got over that, I'm proud to say our relationship at th moment is everything I wanted it to be and thought it would be.

It still sometimes makes me sick to think of what I put the existing gf through. (She had a history of depression and threatened suicide when I broke up with her.)

The best ever lie i have been involved in had my Daughter of 4 years old. Me driving and my Brother in the co-pilots seat. Right. Driving from the Metrocentre, past the Angel of the North and my Daughter asked a magnificent question ' Dad who built that ' Magic. The crap just rolled of the tongue. ' Me and your Uncle Fraiggy knocked it up over a Weekend, found some scrap metal lying around ' ' Really how ' We lead her right up the garden path. She went to School the next Day and told the stupid homosexual teachers what great builders her Dad and her Uncle was. Magic.

Ps. Fuck you some bitch whores.

[Mofra]

"Nah that's ok, we'll just snuggle at my place"

[Roddy Woomble]

Sooz could post her Top 100 lies.

[Mofra]

Sooz could post her Top 100 lies.
Brad could do it for her

[Guy Incognito]

"You can't get pregnant if you fuck a dog Mrs Olsen"

[Phwoar Lap]

"You can't get pregnant if you fuck a dog Mrs Olsen"

Worry about your own lies...

[Curtis Stone]

The old threads will be here any day now.

[Big Simmo]

That my name was Brad Scott ! (whilst chatting up this chick at Irish Murphy's in Ballarat one time...)


Wait wot.



http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/8256/dogspewgb7.gif
the horror, the horror...

[HouseHusband]

"I promise you babe I will never smoke ice or snort cocaine again"

In Nov 2008, Dec 08, Jan 09, Dec 09, Sep 09-Feb 10, Sep 10 - Feb 11 and planning on repeating it Grand final day

[Syd]

Probably the one where I told my ex that "I didn't have sexual relations with that woman" (the Clinton defence) when she was in Australia and her sister was staying with me in Georgia in '84.

Truth be told, I was banging the shit out of her little sister. :o

In fairness though, I told her that one of my mates was doing her which was also true.

Can't think of a decent one in the past decade of marriage though.
I'mma changed man. :) :thumbsu:







(I don't fancy my wife's sisters)

[Blitzer]

That i was in the Australian archery team to some bird i was chatting up. I had an Australian tracksuit top on (not mine obviously) and i'm a bit tubby so i'm guessing i wouldn't have passed for a sprinter or pole vaulter. Didn't pick her up though, and she wasn't much chop either so lose lose! :thumbsd:

Oh yeah, and "no I wasn't smoking a joint babe" about 158035 times!