Songs

[Catjizz Fake]

Hi guys,

Thought I would write you all a song.

I won my girl a teddy bear
At the carnival
The lights are on but no one's there
I let her stroke my tool

I understand that it's not right
To do the things I do -
The girl is partially braindead
But she looks a bit like you

Chorus

And I think about you every day and night
And I know you don't share the passion
Maybe it ain't the same as lovin' you
But at least I can imagine

For the taste of you tongue,
Or a finger in your bung
I would kill...

Instrumental

Chorus x 2.

[VaginaFace]

thats shit

[Captain Sensible]

thats shit


Says you, cunt features.

[jimmy35]

Almost the best thread on here .

[Kingy]

thats shit

Get fucked, that's one of the best songs I've ever seen.

[Fapio]

I look forward to hearing the Crazy Frog Remix to that song, Jake

[Kerrby]

thats shit
Neg rep for you.

[jaxxon]

What style is that done in Jake? I see it as a single guitar and you, Darren Hanlon style.

[Swamp]

Lol, someone dissed the golden boy and must now endure the wrath of TLC

[Catjizz Fake]

fucj off it was not me

[Catjizz Fake]

just to follow up, in all seriousness i am pretty sure the op was not me!

i have no idea what is going on. i have no recollection of any of this, and the time was too early for me to be drunk or whatever... but then again i don't know why someone would log on and write a funny song. i have no idea what is going on right now... i am going back to bed

[Kingy]

Big night? How many boxes did you smash?

[Catjizz Fake]

Big night? How many boxes did you smash?

lol, i don;t think i drank that much actually! got a 2 litre bottle of port, and most of that is still standing. not sure what happened. maybe some hot woman tried to date rape me again

[BuzzKillington]

Hey Jake, you know you can buy like these massive 4 litres jugs of port? If I drank port I think that would be awesome

[Catjizz Fake]

Hey Jake, you know you can buy like these massive 4 litres jugs of port? If I drank port I think that would be awesome

lol you said massive jugs

[pepe]

just to follow up, in all seriousness i am pretty sure the op was not me!

i have no idea what is going on. i have no recollection of any of this, and the time was too early for me to be drunk or whatever... but then again i don't know why someone would log on and write a funny song. i have no idea what is going on right now... i am going back to bed



22nd sept 2006, Fucked if i can remember what i got up to that day either Jake

[Kingy]

22nd sept 2006, Fucked if i can remember what i got up to that day either Jake

Bloody hell, good pick-up - makes the rest of us look a bit ******** though :)

Also, massive jugs, lol. Best things ever.

[BuzzKillington]

http://www.northernbrewer.com/pics/fullsize/jugs.jpg

?

[Kingy]

Nice... back in 5.

[Fapio]

lol we're a bunch of mindas

[Guy Incognito]

22nd sept 2006, Fucked if i can remember what i got up to that day either Jake

Yeah I've been trying to forget that day (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_AFL_season#Preliminary_Finals) to pepe :(

I'm also assuming Jake got drunk because he could see what was going to happen on the 23rd

[pepe]

Had a stinking hangover on Saturday also, so close............




ps. top song jakey :thumbsu:

[Catjizz Fake]

22nd sept 2006, Fucked if i can remember what i got up to that day either Jake

hahaha awesome, didn't realise this came from 2 years ago. i suck

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

just to follow up, in all seriousness i am pretty sure the op was not me!

i have no idea what is going on. i have no recollection of any of this, and the time was too early for me to be drunk or whatever... but then again i don't know why someone would log on and write a funny song. i have no idea what is going on right now... i am going back to bed
It could have been a future you who went back in time.

Either way it is vintage Jake.