Run Forrest Run! [Archive]

Roger the Cabin Boy

6th October 2006, 17:47

http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/sex-assault-attempt-after-drinking-session/2006/10/06/1159641493107.html

Anyone for a beer tonight? My shout.

PowerKat

6th October 2006, 18:39

A friend of mine (in Sydney) who goes to the gym before work, forgot to pack his dress shoes one day. As a result, he was wearing suit and tie with sneakers. No time to go home and back and with a busy day ahead he decides his best option is to buy new shoes.

He therefore parks his car on a busy city street and makes a quick dash across it, running between cars banked up for morning peak hour. As he makes it to the opposite side he hears someone call out "Run Forrest Run".

Gunk Between ODN's Toes

6th October 2006, 20:44

The dirty he-tart was just asking for it. ;)

Ghost Who Walks

16th October 2006, 23:53

A friend of mine (in Sydney) who goes to the gym before work, forgot to pack his dress shoes one day. As a result, he was wearing suit and tie with sneakers. No time to go home and back and with a busy day ahead he decides his best option is to buy new shoes.

He therefore parks his car on a busy city street and makes a quick dash across it, running between cars banked up for morning peak hour. As he makes it to the opposite side he hears someone call out "Run Forrest Run".I am in stitches.

PowerKat

17th October 2006, 14:57

I am in stitches.

really?? I didn't think it was all that funny actually :confused:

Gunk Between ODN's Toes

17th October 2006, 20:12

I am in stitches.I know a back yard doctor who can remove those for you .... 50 cents per stitch, minimum 20 stitches though. If you don't have 20 stitches, he will sew some in.