The Dog
22nd August 2006, 14:49
So there I am on my couch last night, kicking back and talking shit with the boys.
Not sure how it came up, but somebody posed the question "Is it acceptable in this day in age for men to openly admit that they shave their balls and arse crack?"
So off we went on this tangent, arguing back and forth whether or not it's deemed mildly homosexual to shave your balls and crack and engage in extra grooming. I for one am of the opinion that this region is the epitome of our maleness and should not be tampered with. Others disagreed..... Most notedely, my brother....
He said "Well, if we expect women to be cleanly shaven for us, which is paramount for me, I need to reciprocate this, should they choose to engage in fellatio on my manhood"
Hmmmmmm. Interesting, I thought........
As it turns out i was the only man in a room of 5 burly wog men who does not shave his balls and crack. I was astonished, shocked and mildy uncomfortable.... :D They began to explain the many advantages of having no hair down there, and i must admit there were a few....... Most highlighted was the tongue of a female around the exit area, which is not foreign to me....... Anyways, being curious by nature, my interest was now grabbed.
I turned to my brother and asked...... "Well how the fuck do you do it without cutting yourself and bleeding to death??
He responded, " I use clippers".
I asked him to repeat himself......
He said " I use clippers"
I said, "Ahh which clippers, exactly".....?
He replied, "Well, I don't have a power point in my bathroom so I use your bathroom to do it and i leave the clippers in your draw, the thin one with the charger." :eek:
I replied "You mean, the clippers I have been using to shave my face for the last month, you are fucking kidding me!!!!!!!!!?" ( I have never seen a group of men laugh so hard with so much passion and soul.......!! Literally rolling on the floor as the worked it out)
I got up, walked to the bathroom and returned with the clippers in my hand. I asked "Please tell me it's not this one, please, for the love of all things good and sacred!"
With a grin a mile wide he replied "Ooooh yeah"
The room erupted, pillows were thrown, coke was spat out and as much as I wanted be upset, I actually found it quite humorous for a moment. This was quashed quickly by the image of shaving my face with the same shaver my brother uses to shave the crack of his arse!!! :eek:
Oh the shame.......
My parting message before absolute hysteria took over was "Hey, maybe next time you shave your balls, I can just lie underneath you and let all the hair fall on my face! May as well, what I've been doing for the last month has been pretty much the same thing..."
He said to me "Hey it's my house, it's my shaver, do i need to tell you what activities I am partaking in with my shaver?? Me thinks not!!"
"Oh Contraire" I retort..... "If you leave the fucking thing in my bathroom, it's fair game and you know me well enough to know that I will use it."
He said "Well I can't be held responsible for your stupidity, can I?
There finished our dialogue, however the laughter is still being felt this morning as more and more people are SMS'ing me this morning after catching wind of the story and asking me what my brother's ass hair tastes like.
Male grooming with a twist.
Not sure how it came up, but somebody posed the question "Is it acceptable in this day in age for men to openly admit that they shave their balls and arse crack?"
So off we went on this tangent, arguing back and forth whether or not it's deemed mildly homosexual to shave your balls and crack and engage in extra grooming. I for one am of the opinion that this region is the epitome of our maleness and should not be tampered with. Others disagreed..... Most notedely, my brother....
He said "Well, if we expect women to be cleanly shaven for us, which is paramount for me, I need to reciprocate this, should they choose to engage in fellatio on my manhood"
Hmmmmmm. Interesting, I thought........
As it turns out i was the only man in a room of 5 burly wog men who does not shave his balls and crack. I was astonished, shocked and mildy uncomfortable.... :D They began to explain the many advantages of having no hair down there, and i must admit there were a few....... Most highlighted was the tongue of a female around the exit area, which is not foreign to me....... Anyways, being curious by nature, my interest was now grabbed.
I turned to my brother and asked...... "Well how the fuck do you do it without cutting yourself and bleeding to death??
He responded, " I use clippers".
I asked him to repeat himself......
He said " I use clippers"
I said, "Ahh which clippers, exactly".....?
He replied, "Well, I don't have a power point in my bathroom so I use your bathroom to do it and i leave the clippers in your draw, the thin one with the charger." :eek:
I replied "You mean, the clippers I have been using to shave my face for the last month, you are fucking kidding me!!!!!!!!!?" ( I have never seen a group of men laugh so hard with so much passion and soul.......!! Literally rolling on the floor as the worked it out)
I got up, walked to the bathroom and returned with the clippers in my hand. I asked "Please tell me it's not this one, please, for the love of all things good and sacred!"
With a grin a mile wide he replied "Ooooh yeah"
The room erupted, pillows were thrown, coke was spat out and as much as I wanted be upset, I actually found it quite humorous for a moment. This was quashed quickly by the image of shaving my face with the same shaver my brother uses to shave the crack of his arse!!! :eek:
Oh the shame.......
My parting message before absolute hysteria took over was "Hey, maybe next time you shave your balls, I can just lie underneath you and let all the hair fall on my face! May as well, what I've been doing for the last month has been pretty much the same thing..."
He said to me "Hey it's my house, it's my shaver, do i need to tell you what activities I am partaking in with my shaver?? Me thinks not!!"
"Oh Contraire" I retort..... "If you leave the fucking thing in my bathroom, it's fair game and you know me well enough to know that I will use it."
He said "Well I can't be held responsible for your stupidity, can I?
There finished our dialogue, however the laughter is still being felt this morning as more and more people are SMS'ing me this morning after catching wind of the story and asking me what my brother's ass hair tastes like.
Male grooming with a twist.