Random Examples of Human Stupidity

[hawkeye23]

Post yours here.

I'll start:

Fuckwits who stand in the doors of public transportation vehicles while people are trying to embark/disembark. For fuck's sake, would it kill them to move out of the way or step off the vehicle for everyone else's convenience? Show some common sense people!!!

[financialpanther]

People that drive 4wd vehicles who believe they can reverse park into tight spots - whilst it being only a minute more driving to get to the car parking centre (which is never full).

[hawkeye23]

People who, on an empty tram, have to sit in the seat right next to you, as if you're going to be lonely/suicidal if they don't. For fuck's sake, leave me alone, FREAK!

[financialpanther]

People who, on an empty tram, have to sit in the seat right next to you, as if you're going to be lonely/suicidal if they don't. For fuck's sake, leave me alone, FREAK!
That was you?

My bad.....

[AngelEyes]

people that stand still on escalators.

I never realised this problem till i went to Melbourne...

[hawkeye23]

That was you?

My bad.....

You're a sub-continental woman with frizzy hair and bad breath???? I always thought you were a bloke! :eek:

[Lach72]

People who, on an empty tram, have to sit in the seat right next to you, as if you're going to be lonely/suicidal if they don't. For fuck's sake, leave me alone, FREAK!
Togetherness is the new black! ;)

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Women (yes, it is always women) who load their shopping into those environmentally sound green bags, cart it out to the car park and load said bags into the back of a petrol 3+litre V6 Landcruiser.

[mr smooth]

people that have bad BO on trains - have a fucking shower!!!

people that have mp3 players playing the latest slayer/guy sebastian single at full boar - we get it, we can hear it, so can you, turn it the fuck down!!

people that smoke in the car with kids in tow - SA has some sense and has made this illegal, if you wanna fuck your lungs up, fine, dont do it to your kids too!!

theres probably more, but that'll do for now!!

[AngelEyes]

people that smoke in the car with kids in tow - SA has some sense and has made this illegal, if you wanna fuck your lungs up, fine, dont do it to your kids too!!


My mum did this to me as a kid. This may explain my asthma like problems when I exercise :(

[financialpanther]

You're a sub-continental woman with frizzy hair and bad breath???? I always thought you were a bloke! :eek:
I will dress as anything to beat tram fines.

[hawkeye23]

Ignorant fuckers who stand on the right hand side of the escalator. Stand on the left you lazy fucker, so that the rest of us can get through on the right.

[crackers57]

people that have mp3 players playing the latest slayer/guy sebastian single at full boar - we get it, we can hear it, so can you, turn it the fuck down!!

!!

Yeah, fucking pigs............:cool:

[Lance Uppercut]

Ignorant fuckers who stand on the right hand side of the escalator. Stand on the left you lazy fucker, so that the rest of us can get through on the right.

according to ICanDressMyself it is YOU with the problem Hawkeye, you should be taking the stairs if you want to walk :rolleyes:

[Bombers 2003]

according to ICanDressMyself it is YOU with the problem Hawkeye, you should be taking the stairs if you want to walk :rolleyes:
But then ICDM is a escalator -hogging fucker.

[mr smooth]

But then ICDM is a gets! fucker.
edited for accuracy... :thumbsu:

[Bombers 2003]

edited for accuracy... :thumbsu:
That too.
How'bout a Rooster Lad Fucker as well?

[Borgsta]

This is a problem I have mainly found in Japan.

People who quickly walk through a door as it is closing, refusing to push it open again for the next person and in some cases refusing to even touch the fucking thing. I once saw a mother do it, with her daughter about 10cm behind her. The daughter copped a door to the head. I laughed extra loudly so that she knew I thought she was a dickhead.

[RoosterLad]

at my college there are groups of people who just stand around in the doorways of buildings talking while im trying to walk through the door, they know im trying to get through yet they still dont fucking move out the way

[Bombers 2003]

at my college there are groups of people who just stand around in the doorways of buildings talking while im trying to walk through the door, they know im trying to get through yet they still dont fucking move out the way
I wonder why the fuck that is:D

[RoosterLad]

That too.
How'bout a Rooster Lad Fucker as well?

You are obsessed with me aren't you. You would loveeee to fuck me wouldnt ya?

[Bombers 2003]

You are obsessed with me aren't you. You would loveeee to fuck me wouldnt ya?
Nah,the only thing i fuck is,no i better be careful and not write the word.The mods may not take kindly to me me saying it,though we can say"fuck"

[RoosterLad]

Come on. Say the word. Don't be so gutless.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Spill it B2003! :thumbsu:

[Bombers 2003]

Spill it B2003! :thumbsu:
Fuckhole
There i've said it.
I thought that might happen.

[RoosterLad]

Look at that Bitch2003, the Chief with the massive 'Fro has given you the go-ahead.

[Bombers 2003]

Look at that Bitch2003, the Chief with the massive 'Fro has given you the go-ahead.
The word is Fuckhole

[RoosterLad]

The word is Fuckhole


Wow what a word omg liek i cant believe u actlly sed dat :eek:

I mean, its pretty obvious 'fuck' is allowed here, so why would adding the word 'hole' suddently make the mods mad?

[Bombers 2003]

Wow what a word omg liek i cant believe u actlly sed dat :eek:

I mean, its pretty obvious 'fuck' is allowed here, so why would adding the word 'hole' suddently make the mods mad?
Because i originally said the word starting with C,that also means fuckhole.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Don't make me seperate you two. Take it to the drunk tank if you want to flame on.

[mr smooth]

I wonder why the fuck that is:D
i think your obsession with the lad is starting to get worrying

rooster hasn't done anything to deserve the shit that you've been laying on him lately...

may be time to move on... :eek:

[hawkeye23]

at my college there are groups of people who just stand around in the doorways of buildings talking while im trying to walk through the door, they know im trying to get through yet they still dont fucking move out the way

Maybe they're trying to keep you out.

[Mike Oxlong]

Girls that:

a) dont take it in the tradesmans entrance

and

b) if they do, refuse to suck the lollipop after....what's up with that????:confused::confused::confused::confused:

[financialpanther]

Girls that:

a) dont take it in the tradesmans entrance

and

b) if they do, refuse to suck the lollipop after....what's up with that????:confused::confused::confused::confused:
Thats just so Un-Australian.

[mocaholic]

Trains: People (usually women) who sit down and put their bags on the seat next to them. I try and make a point of sitting next to them to make them move their stuff. If this is you, hawk, I would've sat next to you as well.

[Madd Matt]

Don't make me seperate you two. Take it to the drunk tank if you want to flame on.
That makes me think of Wayne's World, when they're playing roller hockey:


"Car"
(move over to the side)
"Game On!"
(continue playing)

:o

[hawkeye23]

Trains: People (usually women) who sit down and put their bags on the seat next to them. I try and make a point of sitting next to them to make them move their stuff. If this is you, hawk, I would've sat next to you as well.

Not me mate, I stow my bag on my ample and rotund lap.

[mr smooth]

another thing that shits me..

people that talk about thier sex lives in the open air of the office, unless you are 23, blonde or brunette, 5'9", skinny and tanned, I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT.

if you are, then spare no detail, and please use as many graphical aids as you need. a demonstration could also be used :thumbsu:

[hawkeye23]

Another one, recently experienced on a Virgin Blue flight.

It was one of those flights where people seated on the back half of the plane walk along the tarmac and go in the rear door to their seats. All well and good... not many ways to stuff that up. Or so I thought. Apparently, some people who hold boarding passes for seats at the back of the plane (furhter back than my seat) think it's their god-given right to give me the fucking shits by coming onto the plane at the front, then try and swap places with me (at six axe handles across the arse), who had followed correct procedure and boarded from the back, in the aisle of the plane. What is this about? Surely it would've been easier and more convenient for all concerned if they'd just boarded using the stairs like they were supposed to? Fucktards :mad:

[jimmy35]

Blocking BF on the new work filters but leaving this site open.

How am I supposed to get the footy gossip?

[hawkeye23]

Blocking BF on the new work filters but leaving this site open.

How am I supposed to get the footy gossip?

I wondered where you'd been :p

[mr smooth]

another thing..

people that leave the water cooler empty and don't put a new bottle on it..

if you empty it, fucking fill the bitch back up!!!!!!!

(i am an angry young man today... :eek:)

[AngelEyes]

another thing..

people that leave the water cooler empty and don't put a new bottle on it..

if you empty it, fucking fill the bitch back up!!!!!!!

(i am an angry young man today... :eek:)
:mad: :mad: i agree with this one! It drives me insane when people do that!!! :mad:

[hawkeye23]

:mad: :mad: i agree with this one! It drives me insane when people do that!!! :mad:

Or lazy/selfish arseholes that use the last of the milk and don't replace it. Fucking rude and inconsiderate.

While I'm on a roll, those dirty grotmonsters that don't wash the teaspoon they use, and just dump it in the sink, to the point there are no clean teaspoons for anyone to use.

[mr smooth]

people that make a mess in the lunch room are also high on my "wanna kick you in the nuts" list (like crumbs, empty pasty wrappers, that kinda shit..)

[Magnum27]

How many people on here have ulcers ? all this worrying cannot be good for you.

Just take time to chill :thumbsu:

[mr smooth]

How many people on here have ulcers ? all this worrying cannot be good for you.

Just take time to chill :thumbsu:
i'm unloading all this pent up rage

i'll be fine with a bex and a lie down.. :thumbsu:

[Monkster]

Can we add stories about stupid customers to this thread? Or should I start a new one?

[crackers57]

Or lazy/selfish arseholes that use the last of the milk and don't replace it. Fucking rude and inconsiderate.

While I'm on a roll, those dirty grotmonsters that don't wash the teaspoon they use, and just dump it in the sink, to the point there are no clean teaspoons for anyone to use.

Why the hell do you think we employ women.

[crackers57]

i'm unloading all this pent up rage

i'll be fine with a bex and a lie down.. :thumbsu:........on yourself?

[hawkeye23]

How many people on here have ulcers ? all this worrying cannot be good for you.

Just take time to chill :thumbsu:

When you work in an office with 300 other arseholes, it doesn't take many of them being lazy to cause a problem.

[mr smooth]

Why the hell do you think we employ women.
your an ideas man cracks.. :D

[hawkeye23]

Can we add stories about stupid customers to this thread? Or should I start a new one?

Start a new one if you like. I've got a couple of posts that could go in such a thread.

[mr smooth]

When you work in an office with 300 other arseholes, it doesn't take many of them being lazy to cause a problem.
something doesn't add up there

300 people, approx 20 spoons??

you do the maths...

[hawkeye23]

something doesn't add up there

300 people, approx 20 spoons??

you do the maths...

Exactly.

WASH YOUR FUCKING SPOON!!!!!

[mocaholic]

i'm unloading all this pent up rage

i'll be fine with a bex and a lie down.. :thumbsu:
Me too.

But you spelt it wrong!


http://beerpictures.net/becks/tt/becks-beer-pictures-04.jpg

[mr smooth]

wrong becks....

http://rhein-zeitung.de/on/03/06/14/topnews/beckham.jpg

[jimmy35]

I've slept with two Becks.


Not at the same time.



Unfortunately.

[AngelEyes]

When mums dress their kids in the same or similar clothes as them, or mums copying what their teenage daughters are wearing. :thumbsd:

[jimmy35]

When mums dress their kids in the same or similar clothes as them, or mums copying what their teenage daughters are wearing. :thumbsd:

Hmmmmm

[mocaholic]

I've slept with two Becks.


Not at the same time.



Unfortunately.
Was this one of them?

http://bec083.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/pbecban15.jpg

[jimmy35]

Was this one of them?

http://bec083.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/pbecban15.jpg

X is all I see.

[AngelEyes]

X is all I see.
Really? I see an Image Hosted by tripod.com

[Madd Matt]

When mums dress their kids in the same or similar clothes as them, or mums copying what their teenage daughters are wearing. :thumbsd:
http://www.eccessivamente.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/Gilmore%20girls.jpg

[jimmy35]

http://www.eccessivamente.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/Gilmore%20girls.jpg

Yeah , yuck.

[Madd Matt]

Yeah , yuck.
:eek: You siwious???????

I'd do either, or both. Preferably at the same time! ;)

[mr smooth]

what were we saying about lip gloss a little while ago?? :D

[jimmy35]

:eek: You siwious???????

I'd do either, or both. Preferably at the same time! ;)

Serious rarely am I .

[mocaholic]

Serious rarely am I .
Just fyi, my red x was Bec Cartwright/Hewitt.

[jimmy35]

Just fyi, my red x was Bec Cartwright/Hewitt.

I see , or didn't see as the case may be , and that may be a good thing.

Although in all honesty of course I would tap it .

And no she wasn't one of them . One was a redhead , with big eyes that googled up as she pleasured me and the other a petite dark haired girl with JLH type breasts .
Awesome.

[Jeremias]

well...what do you expect? Some people are idiots...in fact, MANY people are idiots-so much so that you are more than likely ro see numerous acts of sheer stupidity in a day.

But you gotta love it, some peoples stupidity just makes me laugh :D

[mocaholic]

I see , or didn't see as the case may be , and that may be a good thing.

Although in all honesty of course I would tap it .

And no she wasn't one of them . One was a redhead , with big eyes that googled up as she pleasured me and the other a petite dark haired girl with JLH type breasts .
Awesome.
John Lee Hooker?

[hawkeye23]

dark haired girl with JLH type breasts .
Awesome.

They are my initials, and I can tell you for a fact that my breasts could hardly be described as awesome :o

[jimmy35]

John Lee Hooker?
Good but not a touch on the great man.

http://lovehewitt.fanhost.com/images/003.jpg

[mr smooth]

They are my initials, and I can tell you for a fact that my breasts could hardly be described as awesome :o
let us be the judge of that

pics please :D

(i'll show you mine if you show us yours...;))

[NickSmith]

Smokers who stand either side of the entrance to a building blowing smoke all over anyone coming in or out.

[mocaholic]

Ordering a Whopper with Cheese meal.







And a diet coke.

[Captain Sensible]

I see , or didn't see as the case may be , and that may be a good thing.

Although in all honesty of course I would tap it .

And no she wasn't one of them . One was a redhead , with big eyes that googled up as she pleasured me and the other a petite dark haired girl with JLH type breasts .
Awesome.



John L. Howard?


You dawg, you.

[hawkeye23]

Ordering a Whopper with Cheese meal.







And a diet coke.

I do that :o

I don't like the taste of full fat coke, and HJ's doesn't have Coke Zero yet :p

[mr smooth]

I do that :o

I don't like the taste of full fat coke, and HJ's doesn't have Coke Zero yet :p
who are you??

[Magnum27]

Here's a random act of stupidity for ya's all.

Hawk why are you on the computer ? have you not got washing and housework to do after your week in Perth :p

[Lach72]

Here's a random act of stupidity for ya's all.

Hawk why are you on the computer ? have you not got washing and housework to do after your week in Perth :p

Ouch I can hear the belting you're getting from here :eek:

[Ghost Who Walks]

Strap yourself in and prepare for stupidity, it's Wildboys!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WCLZil1WXxQ

[Higgs Boson]

I do that :o

I don't like the taste of full fat coke, and HJ's doesn't have Coke Zero yet :p

Mmmm... HJs...

[hawkeye23]

Here's a random act of stupidity for ya's all.

Hawk why are you on the computer ? have you not got washing and housework to do after your week in Perth :p

As a matter of fact, I went and had a nana nap. It was very excellent.

[Magnum27]

In relation to thread title, on Sunday whilst putting some liquid gold into car at petrol station, a member of the younger generation parked at the traffic lights preceded to light it up in the commordore he was driving.

Smoke started pouring of the tyres and with a big grin on his face dropped the clutch when the lights went green, little did our young friend know that parked at the petrol station was a divvy van ( probably buying donuts), the officer in car shook head and took of at a rate of knots after the fool, who i dare say may be picking his car up today at some point no doubt after it was taken off him.

[Vic Crow]

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=EtEG9GnSM2E&mode=related&search=

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Love the kid laughing so much he nearly wets himself. That's friendship. :thumbsu:

[mocaholic]

Mmmm... HJs...
Yeah, I love Hungry Ja....ohhhhh, riiiiight!

*snigger snigger nudge nudge*

[mocaholic]

Here's one: people who add their email address as part of their email signature.

Well, duh!!




EDIT: Hey! I'm a bar fly!

[Hobby Farmer]

Women (yes, it is always women) who load their shopping into those environmentally sound green bags, cart it out to the car park and load said bags into the back of a petrol 3+litre V6 Landcruiser.

What?

X is all I see.

It never gets old

John L. Howard?


You dawg, you.

Who?

[Tex_21]

What?



Strong lack of V8 Diesel

[Charles Darwin]

Bumping 5 year old threads.

[crackers57]

Bumping 5 year old threads.

.....and stickying them

[Hobby Farmer]

Woaw...........back the fuck up there, Chaz. It was stickied by some simpleton before I made my post.

The random act of some stupid cunt

[Charles Darwin]

Woaw...........back the fuck up there, Chaz. It was stickied by some simpleton before I made my post.

The random act of some stupid cunt

Put down the weapon dude, the comment wasn't aimed at you if you didn't sticky it.


Here's one I thought of today:

Collecting the tags from drink cans because it's supposedly made from a miracle metal and it's used for prosthetic limbs.

Extra stupid points for raging out at anyone who points out that it's just aluminium, the same as the rest of the can.