Caught With His Pants Down

[The Dog]

Whilst my parents didn't find the porn, i gather they knew what my borther had in the video player that night, allow me to explain.

The whole family was out and my bro had a night in on his own. He knew he had time to burn so he did what he had to do (chores), then sat down on the recliner, inserted the video and had him some fun. He really took his time as he had plenty to burn, finally it all got too much and he had to lighten his load.

Next thing he realises, it's 7am in the morning, he is lying on the recliner, pants undone, his old fella out and a few tissues covering it. The dic. head fell asleep right through the night, didn't clean up and left the video in the player. He went white with fear and prayed that my parents were not home, he went to check and there they were in bed fast asleep, albeit with slightly disturbed looks on their faces.

He could not sleep until they woke up. He walked into the kitchen and walked straight pass my parents, he needed to check whether they noticed him before they went to bed. They gave him this look that could kill 1000 men, it was deadly!!!! (hahahahaha). It has and never will be spoken about, needless to say the shame my bro afterwards is still palpable today. Needless to say that when he told me I pi.ssed myself laughing till it hurt for the next month. Every time we gathered in the same room i would have tears in my eyes, just knowing what happened and what my parents should never have seen. We are talking about European parents here, know what i mean!!!!!

I cant stop laughing just remebering this story.....

[Jeremias]

haha what a moron...how could he possibly fall asleep in that state!?!?!?!?!!?!??

LOL :D :D :D

[rizzo]

HAHA I love this story... What happened to the others?

[The Fishman]

That is how I feel when someone walks into to the room, when I have just cum after masturbating during Hanna Montana.

[Travyo]

That is how I feel when someone walks into to the room, when I have just cum after masturbating during Hanna Montana.

Touche.

Great story this one by the way lol:D :thumbsu:

[Willow_2000]

LOL this reminds me of American Pie. The guys going at it when his grandma walks in and he kills her with a heart attack.

[Ziggy]

LOL this reminds me of American Pie. The guys going at it when his grandma walks in and he kills her with a heart attack.
Oh when he comes right when she comes in?

[Willow_2000]

Yeah, its right at the start of the movie.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

HAHA I love this story... What happened to the others?
They're in the BFTLC shower of gold board which we will move over. Have to do some trickery with the database to get the right stuff out though. Seems you can't just dump out one board. It'll be done though. Wheels are in motion.

[The Dog]

They're in the BFTLC shower of gold board which we will move over. Have to do some trickery with the database to get the right stuff out though. Seems you can't just dump out one board. It'll be done though. Wheels are in motion.

n00b:rolleyes:

[Power King]

I've read this story before lol.

I reckon deep down inside, surely, the father would not be angry at his son for what he did. If anything, just for allowing his mother to see it.

[valleyman]

Fucking funny story. Thank FUCK it has never happened to me before.

[Godfrey Jones]

I've read this story before lol.

I reckon deep down inside, surely, the father would not be angry at his son for what he did. If anything, just for allowing his mother to see it.

this is true, i remember the first time i was caught watching porn, obviously got in trouble. howevere some time later i was told by my mum that wasnt angry at all, and a little relieved :p

[clarkson2scott]

That reminds me of that movie American Pie. There was a scene right at the start of the movie where the guy gets caught with his pants around his ankles.

[TheCherryPie]

HAHA, Thats hilarious!

[Dr. Oyster]

at least it wasnt gay porn

[rick James]

Came home fuckin blotto one night when I was 18.

I've passed out on my bed, pants down, dick in hand, with the porn on my PC.

Volume up way too loud. Mum had to come in to my room and turn the PC off because my grandma could hear the pr0n.

Also, one night picked up a bird, had her climb through my window (she knew my folks and didn't want them to know she was staying - always good to have a woman be ashamed of you before you've even rooted her btw), so in get to business, and I'm off my fucking rocker, she asks if I have any lube, I say yeah (I didn't) and for some reason grabbed a vitamin E/sunblock thing and used that instead, anyway, was going hammer and tong trying to bust one, cause i was absolutely fuckeyed - and my dad must have thought there was too much noise coming from my room, must have thought I was under attack from robbers or something, anyway he walks in, and I've got her bent over, face pointing right towards my bedroom door.

Dad was stunned for about 2 seconds. Or he was just perving. It was fucked for all concerned.

[bigburger]

Came home fuckin blotto one night when I was 18.

I've passed out on my bed, pants down, dick in hand, with the porn on my PC.

Volume up way too loud. Mum had to come in to my room and turn the PC off because my grandma could hear the pr0n.

Also, one night picked up a bird, had her climb through my window (she knew my folks and didn't want them to know she was staying - always good to have a woman be ashamed of you before you've even rooted her btw), so in get to business, and I'm off my fucking rocker, she asks if I have any lube, I say yeah (I didn't) and for some reason grabbed a vitamin E/sunblock thing and used that instead, anyway, was going hammer and tong trying to bust one, cause i was absolutely fuckeyed - and my dad must have thought there was too much noise coming from my room, must have thought I was under attack from robbers or something, anyway he walks in, and I've got her bent over, face pointing right towards my bedroom door.

Dad was stunned for about 2 seconds. Or he was just perving. It was fucked for all concerned.

Cool story Hansel

[bzparkes]

The technical term for falling asleep afterwards is 'Clown Nap'...

[peternorth]

Dad was stunned for about 2 seconds. Or he was just perving. It was fucked for all concerned.

did ya finish?