The Dog
23rd August 2006, 00:40
Alright then, one more. Being a european women, there is nothing my mother enjoys more than watching other peoples weddings on video. She ponders what will probably never be with her two boys. She was so impressed with this wedding that she invited her friends over for coffee and cake the next day to watch the wedding and gossip, as this is what they love to do.
little did my mother know that the tape she left in the video player the night before was not the one that would greet her when her friends arrived the following morning. What happened was, my bro got toey and and knocked one off before bed, failing to remove the evidence from the VCR. Can you see where this is heading...........
My mother and her 4 friends all gathered on the couch with their coffee and cake ready to start the gossip session. I happened to be in the kitchen making food (tv room and kitchen are connected) my mother presses play, only to find two lesbians with strap on's going for broke. I choked on my sandwich and saw 5 of the most terrified, horrified women in my life. My mother took the tape out and threw it at me. I ducked and she missed my head by millimetres, In my convulsive state of laughter i told her that it wasn't me because i stayed at a friend's last night.
She hunted my brother down outside and chased him down the street with the broom, with me following and giggling my ass off.
little did my mother know that the tape she left in the video player the night before was not the one that would greet her when her friends arrived the following morning. What happened was, my bro got toey and and knocked one off before bed, failing to remove the evidence from the VCR. Can you see where this is heading...........
My mother and her 4 friends all gathered on the couch with their coffee and cake ready to start the gossip session. I happened to be in the kitchen making food (tv room and kitchen are connected) my mother presses play, only to find two lesbians with strap on's going for broke. I choked on my sandwich and saw 5 of the most terrified, horrified women in my life. My mother took the tape out and threw it at me. I ducked and she missed my head by millimetres, In my convulsive state of laughter i told her that it wasn't me because i stayed at a friend's last night.
She hunted my brother down outside and chased him down the street with the broom, with me following and giggling my ass off.