AGBs

[fugsy]

I've just churned out my 5th one of the day...what's your record?

:D

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

What did you pack in there? I think you and Ghost should swap notes.

[fugsy]

Free beer, pizza, chicken, and a fortunate meeting with a chick I went to high school with doing promo work in a pub (The Harp in Kew for any locals out that way) an hour and a half away from our suburb who kept on feeding me freebies.

Might beat that today...1 down already with 1 on the brew :o

[mocaholic]

I have done 12 over 24hrs.

Seriously. 9 till midday, and then slacked off (like my ring) in the afternoon.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

You do know they say once it stretches past a certain point there's no going back.

[fugsy]

That can be a good thing...no more constipation. At that point it just falls out...

...so I've been told.

[clarkson2scott]

Ok now that is gross.

However, as an umpire we often get other umpires come into the rooms and drop agb's after they had spent the night drinking.
We have had it happen twice this year.

One guy had to do an under 18's match and was out on the piss. Anyway at half time he went into the umpires rooms and dropped the worst smelling shit that we had ever smelt. God it was gross. That was out at Sebastopol.

A fellow goal umpire of mine happened to do an AGB in the bacchus Marsh umpires rooms. Unfortunately it was in the smaller room where I normally get changed. I couldn't get changed in there because all I could smell was his shit. In fact we couldn't get the smell out until the senior game that I had was over.
It was really gross. I swear everyone in the rooms could smell it and yes they had their jumpers over their noses.