The Dog
23rd August 2006, 00:42
Last one I promise.
My mate was feeding the chooks in his room with the aid of internet porn. He could hear his father coming down the hallway, so his usual routine is to turn the volume down, put the old fella back in and open up a winword document. His father passed by his room, so he thought the coast was clear and continued (how on earth you could do that with your old man next door is beyond me, anyhoo) He was going hammer and tongs, the moment was arriving it was right there, when his father bursts into his room holding an envelope. My mate only had enough time to hit the mute button and put old johnson back in his pants.
What happens next, takes the cake on any of my stories.....
He actually began climaxing as he put it away so it started seeping through his underpants and out onto his grey tracksuits. The wet patch grew and grew as his father was wishing him a happy birthday. His father looked down at his pants, looked at the screen, which he could not turn off in time and then just stood there mortified for about 30 sec. He ripped open the envelope, took the $200 that was in the envelope, put it back in his pocket, got a bottle of water that was sitting there and doused the keyboard with it, threw the birthday card in his face, called him an "animal" in native tongue and ripped the cords out of the back of the hard drive.
His father left the room and left my mate to ponder many many things, as im sure you could imagine. He could now over hear his mother screaming at him from the kitchen calling him an "orphan" and that they didn't work 16 hours a day so that they could raise a Donkey and not a human being. (ahahahahahahahaha)
All the boys were over my joint when we heard this story and i kid you not there about 10 blokes all rolling around on the floor desperate for breath. I take my hat off to the man for being so upfront about it. It took him a while to tell us because he kept falling into fits of laughter throughout.
Fuck our parents are hillarious. We dont take boarders, but i should film them in fine form and link it on here for a good laugh.
They are golden/beautiful human beings, it's just that they still have the Balkan mentality from the 1970's when they arrived. They cant seem to move into the new millenium
My mate was feeding the chooks in his room with the aid of internet porn. He could hear his father coming down the hallway, so his usual routine is to turn the volume down, put the old fella back in and open up a winword document. His father passed by his room, so he thought the coast was clear and continued (how on earth you could do that with your old man next door is beyond me, anyhoo) He was going hammer and tongs, the moment was arriving it was right there, when his father bursts into his room holding an envelope. My mate only had enough time to hit the mute button and put old johnson back in his pants.
What happens next, takes the cake on any of my stories.....
He actually began climaxing as he put it away so it started seeping through his underpants and out onto his grey tracksuits. The wet patch grew and grew as his father was wishing him a happy birthday. His father looked down at his pants, looked at the screen, which he could not turn off in time and then just stood there mortified for about 30 sec. He ripped open the envelope, took the $200 that was in the envelope, put it back in his pocket, got a bottle of water that was sitting there and doused the keyboard with it, threw the birthday card in his face, called him an "animal" in native tongue and ripped the cords out of the back of the hard drive.
His father left the room and left my mate to ponder many many things, as im sure you could imagine. He could now over hear his mother screaming at him from the kitchen calling him an "orphan" and that they didn't work 16 hours a day so that they could raise a Donkey and not a human being. (ahahahahahahahaha)
All the boys were over my joint when we heard this story and i kid you not there about 10 blokes all rolling around on the floor desperate for breath. I take my hat off to the man for being so upfront about it. It took him a while to tell us because he kept falling into fits of laughter throughout.
Fuck our parents are hillarious. We dont take boarders, but i should film them in fine form and link it on here for a good laugh.
They are golden/beautiful human beings, it's just that they still have the Balkan mentality from the 1970's when they arrived. They cant seem to move into the new millenium