Off the top of my head .

[jimmy35]

First day back at work after 2 weeks , tops , on hols . Bit quiet around the old place I see . Tarrant gone . Painted my pool and fitted a new pump . Played golf 3 times in 2 weeks which is a record for me , surpassing my yearly total I'm sure .Sweet FA happening in here and all my work was done whilst I was away . My supervisor is away for the week and I can't get on BF . Got a shitload of emails which should keep me going for an hour or so .
Masturbation at work isn't an option and I've already read the paper online .

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5274972,00.jpg

Bev's got her bits out for an old girl .


That is all for the moment .

[jimmy35]

http://www.muddywaters.com/art/photos/bigpix/mw_down.gif

[Scratcher Gillespie]

http://www.muddywaters.com/art/photos/bigpix/mw_down.gif

Are you still unable to access bigfooty. TLC has been undergoing a revival of late. By the way chief, who won the ipod? Has that been decided yet?

[jimmy35]

Are you still unable to access bigfooty. TLC has been undergoing a revival of late. By the way chief, who won the ipod? Has that been decided yet?

Chat/forum sites are frowned upon due to the protection laws for our kiddies . By some weird quirk of fate I can access here . Lucky me .

[jimmy35]

http://www.sansilke.freeserve.co.uk/nessie/tws/ani.jpg

[jimmy35]

"Stop!" nine myriad murmur. "Put up rum, rum, dairymen, in pots."

[jimmy35]

Hmmmmm

duct tape is like The Force - it has a light side and a dark side, and it binds the Universe together

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Are you still unable to access bigfooty. TLC has been undergoing a revival of late. By the way chief, who won the ipod? Has that been decided yet?19th is the draw date. Still tons of spots not taken with a few people bidding exactly the same amount. Really bizarre increments too.

[Ghost Who Walks]

Chat/forum sites are frowned upon due to the protection laws for our kiddies . By some weird quirk of fate I can access here . Lucky me .I enjoy dropping in here and throwing in a few of the bits and pieces I find on my travels on the net. It is very underrated and judging by the number of views the threads get a lot of people visit here, they just don't chip in. Probably intimidated by the awesome intellects that do take the time to thrust their fingers to the back of their throats and share the results.

[jimmy35]

I don't mind talking a bit of shit , mainly to keep myself amused . I miss not being able to access BF to peruse the footy boards etc to see whats happening.


I feel like Gilligan but without the rest of the Minnow ensemble .

[jimmy35]

http://www.eacod.com/sitebuilder/images/CATS-450x225.jpg

[mocaholic]

I enjoy dropping in here and throwing in a few of the bits and pieces I find on my travels on the net. It is very underrated and judging by the number of views the threads get a lot of people visit here, they just don't chip in. Probably intimidated by the awesome intellects that do take the time to thrust their fingers to the back of their throats and share the results.
As Maggie Tabberer once said: That's me to a T.

And Jimmy, who wouldn't tap the Pussycats? Growwwwwlllll!

[jimmy35]

http://www.jerkincrocus.com/jc/frankieshirt.gif

[jimmy35]

Is someone there?

[jimmy35]

http://www.frankiemiller.net/Gallery/FrankieGalleryLive/images/Sight%20and%20Sound%2078_jpg.jpg

[jimmy35]

Anyone...

[jimmy35]

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It's going off .

[jimmy35]

http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=6754&stc=1&d=1111704147

http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=6755&stc=1&d=1111704224

[fugsy]

Hi Jimmy :)

[jimmy35]

G'day fugsy . Do you bring news of the outside world .

[fugsy]

Are you serious? There's an OUTSIDE world?

*head implodes*

[jimmy35]

I'm just not sure of anything anymore .

[jimmy35]

The man becomes the legend .

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5276816,00.jpg

[Magnum27]

A bit lonely jimmy, hope when people visit hope you are kind and don't try to bite them.

[jimmy35]

I talk to myself a lot anyway but after a while ...

[PowerKat]

Hi. Hi, I'm Kat :D






ummmm don't really know what to say. You must feel a bit like the younger sibling who can't join in with some fun stuff happening elsewhere. You know there's something sorta fun going on and can maybe hear muted laughter/voices and the like but all you know is you're missing whatever it is.

*Pats jimmy35 on the shoulder and walks away*

[jimmy35]

Tis true .

But thanks , now I will have something to do for the next 10 minutes at least .

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Oh my GOD you should see what is happening on BF RIGHT NOW! HOLY SHIT IT IS AMAZING check it out before I am forced to remove it! OH GOD!


Too late. The internet police will NEVER let me show that again.

[jimmy35]

Go **** yourself .








Hmmmmm that's strange .

[PowerKat]

Go **** yourself .








Hmmmmm that's strange .

You got filtered? wtf

[jimmy35]

Whenever the kids go on a picnic, they'll go looking for a four-leaf clover, because they've come to believe that finding one will bring them luck. It's said that each of the four leaves has its own special type of luck – fame, wealth, a faithful lover, and glorious health. An essential part of the “Lucky Four-Leaf Clover Myth” is that four-leaf clovers must be very rare. But in reality, finding a four-leaf clover is not that hard - it just depends on where you are.

There's another interpretation that says that the leaves stand for faith, hope, love and luck. There are many interpretations, but they all agree on some kind of good fortune.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Go **** yourself .








Hmmmmm that's strange .
fuck off

[jimmy35]

Bit harsh .

[jimmy35]

Oh well that's it for another day , I'm off . Catch ya later .

[jimmy35]

Oh well that's it for another day , I'm off . Catch ya later .

No worries , see you tomorrow .

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Seeya I'm off home too.

[Magnum27]

No worries , see you tomorrow .


That's impossible tomorrow never comes :rolleyes:

[jimmy35]

Never say never .

[jimmy35]

The last great myth about the Titanic is that the iceberg tore open a huge hole in the Titanic, stretching 100 metres along her hull.

The intrepid explorer, Robert Ballard, led the team that found the Titanic sitting on the ocean floor. They explored and documented the wreck with several Remote-Operated Vehicles as virtual "flying eyes". They found little damage to the hull - only six thin gashes. The total area of these six gashes in the Titanic's hull was about 1.1 square metres.

The Titanic sank because of the location of these gashes, not their size. The ship could float with a maximum of four of the 16 watertight holds flooded - but the six holes were over six of them.

So it's not how big the gash is but where you find it .

[Magnum27]

Never say never .

never, never ,never, never never :D

[jimmy35]

never, never ,never, never never :D

I'm warning you .




Hey , that's an idea , maybe Chief can make me a mod . Please , please make me a moddy woddy .

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

OK jimmy.

[PowerKat]

"It's life in limboland" (http://content-usa.cricinfo.com/wcm/content/story/140870.html)

Limboland (http://www.terribly-happy.com/journal-11-12-01.html)

Welcome to Limboland (http://www.stickmanbangkok.com/Reader/reader1770.htm)

limboland.org (http://www.limboland.org/)

Limboland Of ACL Partial Tears (http://www.factotem.org/cgi-bin/kneebbs.pl/noframes/read/223748)

[Magnum27]

I'm warning you .




Hey , that's an idea , maybe Chief can make me a mod . Please , please make me a moddy woddy .


Good work jimmy, become a mod on a board where not much is going on, next thing you will be wanting to work for the government.


Too bad missing big footy today their is a thread going about spit raosting :D

[jimmy35]

Chief , thanks , greatly appreciated .

Kat , don't you think I am confused enough .

Larry , that's great , just frikkin great . But work ?

[Magnum27]

Chief , thanks , greatly appreciated .

Kat , don't you think I am confused enough .

Larry , that's great , just frikkin great . But work ?


What's the ?

[jimmy35]

Keep pushing me and I will infract your arse .

[Magnum27]

Keep pushing me and I will infract your arse .


Yeah right you will NEVER do it :rolleyes:

On another note Bigfooty's flying, even Benny C has made an appearance.

[jimmy35]

On another note Bigfooty's flying, even Benny C has made an appearance.

You are not helping my cause .

[Magnum27]

You are not helping my cause .


Moc's cracking funnies like you wouldn't believe :D

[fugsy]

It's all true

[hawkeye23]

jimmy, thought I'd pop in to say hello, my friend.

[jimmy35]

Hi hawk . Always nice to catch up with old friends .

I miss BF.

[Magnum27]

Hi hawk . Always nice to catch up with old friends .

I miss BF.


Jimmy quick you missing all the fun at BF, carlyp and others are discussing the size of their boobies :D

[jimmy35]

Jimmy quick you missing all the fun at BF, carlyp and others are discussing the size of their boobies :D

I'll bet no one has the pics that I've got though .
Check out my BF user notes .


ps. carly was right.

[jimmy35]

Had a brief run through last night of all the BF action that I have been missing and printed out pages on all the threads .
I will transcript my responses here at work today .
Should be a barrel of laughs .

[Magnum27]

Had a brief run through last night of all the BF action that I have been missing and printed out pages on all the threads .
I will transcript my responses here at work today .
Should be a barrel of laughs .


Hi jimmy, how are you ?

[Mercedes]

Hey Jimbo.

[jimmy35]

Hello all . 'Sup

[fugsy]

Jaksiemasz

http://www.meloncorp.com/arch/0088/Borat.jpg

[jimmy35]

Busy today at work , it's really playing merry hell with my post count .

[jimmy35]

Busy again today , not the ideal way to cap off the working week but what can you do ?

[Mercedes]

Jimmy Boberino :cool:

[crackers57]

I thought this was going to be about your haircut, Jimmy.

[jimmy35]

It may well turn out that way before it's done .

[PowerKat]

Chief , thanks , greatly appreciated .

Kat , don't you think I am confused enough .

Larry , that's great , just frikkin great . But work ?

Sorry - just a thought I had off the top of my head.

The first one's not a bad read actually (seriously!).

[jimmy35]

I trust you Kat .

[Captain Sensible]

Afternoon Mr Jimmy.

[jimmy35]

Afternoon Cap . What's left of it anyway .

[Captain Sensible]

Afternoon Cap . What's left of it anyway .


Good point!


Look at the clock. I'm at home but I'm outta here anyway.

[jimmy35]

Had yesterday off , TIL , and the quiet times are gaaaawnnn . Work is full bore and shall be until the end of the financial year I suspect .

[Captain Sensible]

Sorry to hear that Jimmy. Live's a bitch when work expect you to work.

[jimmy35]

Inconsiderate pigs .

[Captain Sensible]

Yet if they just handed you a paycheck every two weeks it just wouldnt be the same would it.

[jimmy35]

The same paycheck every week would be much appreciated , but do they ever think of that ?
No .

Inconsiderate pigs !

[Captain Sensible]

I think my brain is going to seed.

[jimmy35]

Save those seeds , heirloom vegetables are in vogue at the moment .

[Captain Sensible]

I'm pretty desperate to keep 'em as it happens. I'm pretty fond of my brain.

[jimmy35]

Most fellas don't really use their brain for the first 20 odd years , most of their thought processes come out of their pants .

[Captain Sensible]

I wish I was still that age. Most of my thought processes emenate from my brain these days.

[jimmy35]

In other news , the Chad is on his way back .

http://assets.bengals.com/assets/default/si061024_225w.jpg

[Captain Sensible]

The way it should be . You'd really go back to that time of your life ?

Best year of my life was when I was 19 . Fantastic ! But I would have no desire to revisit that time again .


I lived like a 19 year old for many years. Problem is I'm paying the price now.


My other big problem is I played touch footy on monday night. We lost, I played like shit, we lost, I still cant move my right arm properly, we lost, I almost got into a fist fight with the umpire but the thing I'm still having having trouble coming to terms with is we lost. I know 40 is the new 30 but sometimes I feel like 40 is the new 50.


Did I mention we lost? I'm fair dinkum fucking bleeding about it too.

[jimmy35]

Games that linger . Had a few of those that eat away myself .

Did you win ?

[Captain Sensible]

Games that linger . Had a few of those that eat away myself .

Did you win ?


No we lost. Cant believe I didnt mention it-it's been eating away at me and I've gone all Barry Hall.

[Captain Sensible]

Cant believe the umpires 'tude. All he had to do was agree with my assessment of his abilities, promise to try harder and we could have carried on as gentlemen but, oh no, he has to bring rancour into the game.



Unfuckingbelievable.

[jimmy35]

Like footy umpires , most of 'em suffer from short man syndrome .

[Magnum27]

Cant believe the umpires 'tude. All he had to do was agree with my assessment of his abilities, promise to try harder and we could have carried on as gentlemen but, oh no, he has to bring rancour into the game.



Unfuckingbelievable.


That would be about right, blame the umps when you lose.


Typical :rolleyes:

[Captain Sensible]

Like footy umpires , most of 'em suffer from short man syndrome .


One of my teammates made the point that jockeys should really have better things to do than umpire football matches at this time of year.

[Captain Sensible]

That would be about right, blame the umps when you lose.


Typical :rolleyes:


It was our fault we lost. The umpiring is a seperate issue.

[jimmy35]

No we lost. Cant believe I didnt mention it-it's been eating away at me and I've gone all Barry Hall.

You punched Matt Maguire in the guts and got a blow job off the tribunal so you could gift the Swans a lucky premiership ?


Go figure the odds on that one .

[jimmy35]

One of my teammates made the point that jockeys should really have better things to do than umpire football matches at this time of year.

I've got a cousin that umpires in the O & M league and he is the whiniest little bitch you could imagine . A classic case of 'short man in the umpiring fraternity' syndrome .

[Captain Sensible]

You punched Matt Maguire in the guts and got a blow job off the tribunal so you could gift the Swans a lucky premiership ?


Go figure the odds on that one .


Followed him home and did the deed in his driveway with a tyre lever. How they figured it to be 'low impact' and 'in play' I'll nver know, but what the hey?

[jimmy35]

The precedent had been set .

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Unfortunately our touch footy is (was) in the lowest comp so we got the shittiest umpires and usually only got one of those while the higher grades got two good umpires every game.

I gave it up after grounding the ball between two guys who repeatedly didn't step off their try line at the play of the ball, but one of whom called 'touched' as I grounded the ball. The umpire said "I should award a try, you guys have got to step off the line". No try awarded so I spiked the ball, told him what I thought of him and walked off. There's no point playing under those conditions and I didn't need to waste my Wednesday nights on the grief.

[Mercedes]

slowly going crazy yet Jimbo?

[jimmy35]

No , not really . Work's busy anyway . I miss the footy boards a bit though .
I can take or leave those losers in the LC.

I was able to browse BF last week , thanks to the wonders of anonymouse , but that has been blocked as well . I fully expect it here to drop off any day as well .

[Magnum27]

No , not really . Work's busy anyway . I miss the footy boards a bit though .
I can take or leave those losers in the LC.

I was able to browse BF last week , thanks to the wonders of anonymouse , but that has been blocked as well . I fully expect it here to drop off any day as well .


Your the looser :D

[jimmy35]

Not to be pedantic but it should be , 'You're the loser'.

Unless you are talking about morals and then your original statement would be probably close to the mark .

[jimmy35]

http://www.eacod.com/images/flintstone1.jpg

I'd love to do Betty .

[jimmy35]

I've actually masturbated to Jeannie as well .


She was hot .


http://www.celebritypicturesarchive.com/pictures/b/barbara-eden/barbara-eden-012.jpg

[Ghost Who Walks]

Hypnotic:

http://vili.us/hypno.html

[Mercedes]

I'm more a Wilma type of man...



where the woman does anything for me :D

[Captain Sensible]

Betty for me.



Good morning James.

[Ghost Who Walks]

Morning boys. Just.

[jimmy35]

I've missed the morning but g'day nonetheless .

Took my boys away for basketball yesterday and they were absolutely spanked by the referees in their last game . Referees/umpires are not my friend today .

[jimmy35]

Oh , yes Betty for sure . Something about the surname 'Rubble' that gets me hot as well .
Although if Wilma wanted to join in for a little 2 on 1 I would be up for that .

[Captain Sensible]

Oh , yes Betty for sure . Something about the surname 'Rubble' that gets me hot as well .
Although if Wilma wanted to join in for a little 2 on 1 I would be up for that .


I wouldnt kick Wilma out of bed but there's just something fit about Betty. She'd be first.

[Captain Sensible]

I've missed the morning but g'day nonetheless .

Took my boys away for basketball yesterday and they were absolutely spanked by the referees in their last game . Referees/umpires are not my friend today .


More jockeys pissed off that they missed a ride in the plate and taking it out on kids.

[Captain Sensible]

Morning boys. Just.


D'afternoon. Did you bring the Herald?

[jimmy35]

More jockeys pissed off that they missed a ride in the plate and taking it out on kids.

These refs were only bigger kids themselves , 17-18 I guess and were doing their best but it was frustrating to see them miss calls on my boys that they called for the other team .

At least they wear black and white stripes . That's always a good look .

[Captain Sensible]

These refs were only bigger kids themselves , 17-18 I guess and were doing their best but it was frustrating to see them miss calls on my boys that they called for the other team .

At least they wear black and white stripes . That's always a good look .


I've noticed, at times with bitter irony, that umpires in the AFL traditionally wear red, white and blue. It doesnt always translate.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

http://www.geomobiles.net/

Jeez you gotta be worried if you're handing out your mobile number to people! Is this even legal? :eek:

[jimmy35]

They sure look to be having fun with it though .

[Captain Sensible]

I'm lost.


Do I keep on looking for a connection with mobile phones or did the subject change when I wasnt paying attention?

[jimmy35]

Obviously set to vibrate .

[Captain Sensible]

Obviously set to vibrate .


I'm vibrating but I'm still confused.

[jimmy35]

This is the reason we stop after match ground invaders .

http://www.realfooty.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/10/29/js30afl2_wideweb__470x297.jpg


The temptation to slap one of those little mulligans would have been almost too much .

[jimmy35]

Speaking of cheeky little mulligans .

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5289948,00.jpg

[AngelEyes]

Hey Jimmy!

hang in there! :thumbsu:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1765000/images/_1768316_tiger2.jpg

[jimmy35]

Hey Tiger .

[AngelEyes]

Hows life treating you? :)


Miss you in the Limbo :(

[jimmy35]

I miss you too .

And The Limbo as well of course .

[Captain Sensible]

Morning ladies and gents.


Good to see some rain.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Dry as the proverbial bone up here.

[Captain Sensible]

Dry as the proverbial bone up here.


Just had our driest october since 1914. It only beat the record because we had rain last saturday and it nudged us .2 mms over the old mark.

[jimmy35]

Rain ? I've heard old timers speak of this mythical thing .

[PowerKat]

Dry as a dead dingo's arsehole here

We had 1mm in Oct = to lowest ever in 1969.

Rained a little in the last 24 hours. Calling it rain is probably pushing it a bit actually - drizzle is more apt.

[jimmy35]

Even 30 or 40 points would be lovely for the trees and garden . However that looks a remote possibility at the moment .

[Mike Oxlong]

It's all those bloody kids that keep singing "rain rain go away, come again another day" :mad:

[jimmy35]

Yeah , where's all that youth in asia when you need it .

[jimmy35]

Even 30 or 40 points would be lovely for the trees and garden . However that looks a remote possibility at the moment .

40 points indeed . Lovely drop and my vege garden is sitting up singing this morning .

[Syd]

Talking to yourself is a sure sign of insanity James.

[jimmy35]

Good way to get an intelligent conversation though Syd .

[Captain Sensible]

Only clearly insane people talk to themselves.

[Captain Sensible]

Only clearly insane people talk to themselves.


No they dont.

[jimmy35]

I always thought answering yourself was a sign of insanity . Now I'm not so sure .
I quite regularly talk and answer myself in the real world . Or is it real ???

I've just freaked myself out now .

[Magnum27]

I always thought answering yourself was a sign of insanity . Now I'm not so sure .
I quite regularly talk and answer myself in the real world . Or is it real ???

I've just freaked myself out now .


What's real ?

[jimmy35]

Good point .

[crackers57]

Good point .

Or 40 :thumbsu:

[jimmy35]

In other news , I have just won the social club raffle for this week . A meat tray to the value of about $120 AUS .

[Syd]

In an insane world, the sane man will appear insane.











Man thats deep!

[jimmy35]

Yes.

[jimmy35]

That's it , she's all over for the week . Woo hoo .

haveagoodweekend

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

l8r jimmy

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Morning Jims.

[jimmy35]

How Chief .

Big weekend ?

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Not what you would call huge. Had a good morning off yesterday while BigFooty was upgraded, then back to the salt mines in the afternoon.

Mrs Chief hijacked the computer on Saturday night so I actually got to watch a movie. Hooray. The fun never stops.

[jimmy35]

You need two computers so you can stay in the loop more often.

[Captain Sensible]

Afternoon everyone.

[jimmy35]

It is indeed after noon .
Good get .

Busy as a...well as a busy fella here today .

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

G'day cp'n.

You need two computers so you can stay in the loop more often.We do but neither of us want to use the laptop :)

[Captain Sensible]

Busy as a...well as a busy fella here today .


Sexist pig.

G'day cp'n.




Chiefy.

[Rough_Edges]

Ladies.


Excuse me chirfy..

Can you please allow me to post in Punting board + BFFCL?

and thats it until 4th of Feb?

[jimmy35]

Testicular problem here this morning . Received 'slight' contact to the region last night playing basketball and this morning a dull ache and sharp pain upon movement greets me .

[Captain Sensible]

I'm imagining you typing that in a high pitched voice.

[jimmy35]

Funnily enough it's more a deep throated groaning .
It's a ball .

[hawkeye23]

How big is it, umpire?

[jimmy35]

Returned to normal now .Thankfully .

In other news it's Friday , I finished my assignment , no basketball this weekend , picked up 2 cartons of Boags for $36 apiece (including bonus 2 glass packs) last night , I'm making my world famous jambalaya for dinner tonight , my first tomatoes are starting to ripen and I get to sleep in in the morning .

[Madd Matt]

Returned to normal now .Thankfully .

In other news it's Friday , I finished my assignment , no basketball this weekend , picked up 2 cartons of Boags for $36 apiece (including bonus 2 glass packs) last night , I'm making my world famous jambalaya for dinner tonight , my first tomatoes are starting to ripen and I get to sleep in in the morning .
I got a slab of Crownies for $40 at Dan Murphy, thought that wasn't bad. Then had friends over for Cup Day BBQ, and he said he gets them for $30 at his local IGA!!! :eek:

[jimmy35]

I got a slab of Crownies for $40 at Dan Murphy, thought that wasn't bad. Then had friends over for Cup Day BBQ, and he said he gets them for $30 at his local IGA!!! :eek:

Always some smart bastard isn't there .
$40 is still a decent get though , quite often we can get decent specials on a whole range of stuff up here . Usually stuff they don't move as quickly I suppose .

[Captain Sensible]

Boags>Crownies.

[jimmy35]

I agree but usually Crownies are what are stocking my beer fridge . I will pick up what ever I can at a decent price .

[Captain Sensible]

I agree but usually Crownies are what are stocking my beer fridge . I will pick up what ever I can at a decent price .


I dont drink a lot of beer and the last time I drank crownies was more than ten years ago but I didnt like the malty taste of it. The fresher taste of Boags(and the other Tassie beers) makes it the beter beer IMO.

[jimmy35]

Any beer would taste good about now .
I could drink one strained through Phyllis Dillers underpants .

[Captain Sensible]

Any beer would taste good about now .
I could drink one strained through Phyllis Dillers underpants .


http://thursdays.com/pic200/diller15026k.jpg



Suuure you could.

[jimmy35]

That gave me indigestion .

[Captain Sensible]

Those dark patches around her mouth make her look like Homer.

[Captain Sensible]

Good Morning Ladies.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Is it lunch time yet?

[jimmy35]

Morning . 2 days late is all .
Not lunchtime sadly . Nor holidays dammit.

[Captain Sensible]

Nor holidays dammit.


Do priests get holidays? I know you arent a priest but it's just something I got thinking about-does anyone know.

[jimmy35]

Yes they do . They have a host of benefits in fact .
How do I know this you ask ? Well a new lady in the office here is the wife of the baptist minister and I've been asking her heaps of different stuff . It's all very interesting and a lot of it crosses most religious lines .

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

I imagine being a priest's wife is like being an umpire's wife.

No reason, that's just how I imagine it.

[jimmy35]

Coppers wife would be the worst . In a small town like this they run the risk of personal injury every time they go out and a few undesireables get about .

[jimmy35]

Do priests get holidays? I know you arent a priest but it's just something I got thinking about-does anyone know.

Is there something you need to talk about son?

Come , speak with Uncle jimmy .

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Coppers wife would be the worst . In a small town like this they run the risk of personal injury every time they go out and a few undesireables get about .As it should be.

[jimmy35]

You're a hard man .

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Thanks for reminding me! Back in 10.

[Captain Sensible]

Is there something you need to talk about son?

Come , speak with Uncle jimmy .


I was watching Oz the other night and Father Brian or whateverhisnemeis came back from somewhere. I didnt know where he'd been and thought maybe he'd been having a holiday. Then I started to think about the word holiday and how it was ironic that a priest would go on holiday when, in reality, evryday should be a holiday for them. Then I realised I'd missed the rest of the program because I was speculating about bullshit instead of concentrating.


It was about then I decided that smoking a heap of dope just before a really tightly scripted show like Oz was a waste of time.

[jimmy35]

If you have learned your lesson then it's a lesson well learnt .

[Captain Sensible]

I decided something-that was enough trouble. I was far too stoned to learn any lessons.


Wish I could remember what happened in the rest of Oz though.

[jimmy35]

That's how I feel about 2002 .

[Captain Sensible]

Morning James.

[jimmy35]

Cap .
Lovely day for it , the sun is out and the mecury must have hit double figures by now .

[Captain Sensible]

Cap .
Lovely day for it , the sun is out and the mecury must have hit double figures by now .


If by 'it', you mean sitting inside wearing two footy jumpers(sleeveless and sleeved), a singlet, a surf top, a track suit top and a T-shirt your cousin bought back from Davis base in the fucking Antartic and specialy made for fucking Antartic conditions, then, yes, it's a lovely day for it.


I just wish I was complaining about how hot it was.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

It's a tad windy up here. Really need to get the carport built because about once a month up here there is a hailstorm and we have to scramble to get the cars into our neighbours garages. New carport going up across the road was our refuge yesterday.

[jimmy35]

Had reports of hail storms in the area yesterday that never came thankfully , warmed up a tad today but the sun is out so at least it seems warmer . Supposed to be 31 degrees by Saturday .

[jimmy35]

In associated news , it was ferkin cold swimming my laps this morning . It took longer than usual to go numb and my lips actually hurt from the cold .
Had a hot bath when I got home which did the trick .
It doesn't take long for the cold weather to suck any warmth out of the pool .

[Captain Sensible]

In associated news , it was ferkin cold swimming my laps this morning . It took longer than usual to go numb and my lips actually hurt from the cold .
Had a hot bath when I got home which did the trick .
It doesn't take long for the cold weather to suck any warmth out of the pool .


Isnt that a pubic wig?

[jimmy35]

I wouldn't be seen dead wearing it in public .

[jimmy35]

Say goodnight John Boy .

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Goodnight John Boy.


(was the accent OK?)

[Captain Sensible]

I wouldn't be seen dead wearing it in public .


You're safe there. Statistically the chances of someone putting a pubic wig on your dead body and then parading you around in public are very low in this country.

[jimmy35]

Pffft , you've never been to Grong Grong have you ?

[jimmy35]

I've missed the morning but g'day nonetheless .

Took my boys away for basketball yesterday and they were absolutely spanked by the referees in their last game . Referees/umpires are not my friend today .

You think that was bad !

Final round of conference basketball yesterday and all we had to do was split our last 2 games and we would make the finals . We had a tough draw , playing the top 3 sides through the rounds , as well as being half a team of bottom aged under 13's( meaning they are 11 ) and the other half of the team are still under 11's ( aged 10 ) . So in all it was agood effort to get this far .

First game was against the top side in Temora , well drilled team of top aged kids they play a good style of basketball and we held our own for a half before succumbing to the inevitable .A bit of a spanking in the end . However the second game against a Griffith side that had absolutely no idea was the gut wrencher . Griffith had not looked like winning a game all conference and we came out and made 11 points for the game !!
FOR THE FUCKING GAME!!!!
We got beaten 13-11 and missed the finals .
To make it worse one dickweed umpire was the biggest knob I have ever come across on the basketball court and took delight in his misery giving and that's not on as an umpire in junior sports .
Fuckin' wanker .

Subsequently I am rueing a missed opportunity for those boys today of making the finals . That would have been a great achievement for this group . But alas , not to be .


Did I mention the umpire was a fucking wanker ?

[Captain Sensible]

Pffft , you've never been to Grong Grong have you ?


I knew Greg Eppulstun though.

[Captain Sensible]

Did I mention the umpire was a fucking wanker ?



No. Do tell.

[jimmy35]

I knew Greg Eppulstun though.

Not many Eppulstuns in Grongy I don't think .




Fucking wanker umpire .

[jimmy35]

I had to torture myself and take a look at all the results on the website .
As it turns out we would have still made the finals because a couple of results went our way in very favourable circumstances but a Wagga under 11's team was admitted to the under 13's division because they were spanking everybody in their division .
They were then gifted an easier draw to allow them to be competitive in games . It turns out they won enough of these soft games to edge us out for 4th spot .

My mood has not improved with this recent news .

[jimmy35]

I knew Greg Eppulstun though.

His wife was cute . Whatever happened to his pink helicopter ?

[Captain Sensible]

His wife was cute . Whatever happened to his pink helicopter ?


The repo-man ened up with both of them

[Captain Sensible]

I had to torture myself and take a look at all the results on the website .
As it turns out we would have still made the finals because a couple of results went our way in very favourable circumstances but a Wagga under 11's team was admitted to the under 13's division because they were spanking everybody in their division .
They were then gifted an easier draw to allow them to be competitive in games . It turns out they won enough of these soft games to edge us out for 4th spot .

My mood has not improved with this recent news .


Tell the boys, they'll be thrilled.

[Captain Sensible]

Not many Eppulstuns in Grongy I don't think .




Fucking wanker umpire .



That's because I thinking of Wron Won. Simple mistake to make.


FWU.

[jimmy35]

In other news , it's about 38 degrees here .

Just great .

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

That's some hot nether regions. Should you see a doctor?

[jimmy35]

I'll just give them a soak when I get home .

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Must read: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=sony_bullshit

[Ljp86]

Don't you just hate umpires?

[jimmy35]

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How's it hanging jimmy ?

[jimmy35]

Morning Larry . Bit busy actually .

Yourself ?

[Captain Sensible]

Morning boys. You'll allo be pleased to hear that my concentration was fierce during last night's Oz. Didnt waver for a nano second.


I did, however, fall asleep not long after it started and woke up with the weather map thingy on.

[jimmy35]

Did you have your blanky across your knees .

[Magnum27]

Morning Larry . Bit busy actually .

Yourself ?

Pretty quiet at work at the minute, but plenty going on outside of work.

[Captain Sensible]

Did you have your blanky across your knees .


It was 36 degrees and I was wearing an old pair of footy shorts. A blanket would have lost me 5 kilos. I had my feet up on the ottoman and my tea went cold though.


I'm pretty sure I've broken my leg though. Playing cricket in the nets without pads.

[jimmy35]

Pretty quiet at work at the minute, but plenty going on outside of work.

Please explain .

[jimmy35]

It was 36 degrees and I was wearing an old pair of footy shorts. A blanket would have lost me 5 kilos. I had my feet up on the ottoman and my tea went cold though.

Does your ottoman love to get blottoman ?

[Magnum27]

Please explain .


Nothing sinister james, just a busy social life something happening all the time, last weekend Sat night was spent at the speedway at Avalon and Sunday at the zoo ( lucky to be allowed back out or so i was so rudely told), this weekend work xmas party followed by NBL game Thursday week, the Perth wildcats are in town and then back to speedway on the Sat night.


And i'm sure their is something i have forgotten.

[jimmy35]

Speedway you say . Hmmmmm . As in racey cars around the track ?
I think there is a speedway running over in Wagga but not really my cup of tea I'm afraid .
NBL game sounds okay though . We're going to the AIS in Canberra in the middle of next month for the Kings and Tigers . Thought about Kings and Wildcats but that's on a Thursday and just too hard to do .

[Magnum27]

Speedway you say . Hmmmmm . As in racey cars around the track ?
I think there is a speedway running over in Wagga but not really my cup of tea I'm afraid .
NBL game sounds okay though . We're going to the AIS in Canberra in the middle of next month for the Kings and Tigers . Thought about Kings and Wildcats but that's on a Thursday and just too hard to do .


Love speedway and luckily so does Hawk or she would be mighty bored going, i guess you can't take the bogan out of the girl. Kings v Tigers should be a quality game.

[jimmy35]

Speedway was hugely popular for a while in Wagga but I think a combination of factors has slowed it right down .
Looking forward to the Canberra trip indeed .

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Speedway was hugely popular for a while in Wagga but I think a combination of factors has slowed it right downFlannel shortage? Factory recall of all Foam Dome hats?

http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/k/r/krw171/images/The-Foam-Dome.jpg

[Captain Sensible]

Worrking in disabilty you get to do all sorts of things. I took a bunch of autistic rev heads to the Thunderdome one night and when I got the job I thought "How boring is this gonna be?" It was one of the best nights I ever had highlighted by trying to drag a hot rod(he went very slow) in the wheelchair bus down the main straight while the crowd went of their nuts.


They were great people.

[jimmy35]

I wouldn't imagine I would ever see too much in it to keep me interested . I guess if they have a bar , that would be a good start .

[jimmy35]

Do you know what shits me ?

Yesterday Mrs35 took the car to get a new rear tyre that had worn quicker than it's partner on the other side .So of course you have to get 2 tyres put on even though the other one was still reasonably good .
The fact one wears quicker than the othe and the fact you don't get full use out of the other one is what shits me .
So instead of being up $140 odd dollars you can kiss double that amount goodbye .

[PowerKat]

I did, however, fall asleep not long after it started and woke up with the weather map thingy on.

I did a similar thing last night with 'Ashes to Ashes'. I fell asleep after the first 5 mins and was rather disappointed when the grating yank voices of ET woke at 2.30am or whatever it was :(


Do you know what shits me ?

Yesterday Mrs35 took the car to get a new rear tyre that had worn quicker than it's partner on the other side .So of course you have to get 2 tyres put on even though the other one was still reasonably good .
The fact one wears quicker than the othe and the fact you don't get full use out of the other one is what shits me .
So instead of being up $140 odd dollars you can kiss double that amount goodbye .

[Kat's Dad]Rotate your tyres for even wear jimmy [/Kat's Dad]

[jimmy35]

I did a similar thing last night with 'Ashes to Ashes'. I fell asleep after the first 5 mins and was rather disappointed when the grating yank voices of ET woke at 2.30am or whatever it was :(

I fell asleep watching something as well last night . I can see a common denominator here .




[Kat's Dad]Rotate your tyres for even wear jimmy [/Kat's Dad]

I know , I know .

[Captain Sensible]

I did a similar thing last night with 'Ashes to Ashes'. I fell asleep after the first 5 mins and was rather disappointed when the grating yank voices of ET woke at 2.30am or whatever it was :(

Anticipated it, taped it, fell asleep, went to bed, will watch the rest tonight.




[Kat's Dad]Rotate your tyres for even wear jimmy [/Kat's Dad]


Pointless waste of time. They wear down to the same level eventually.

[jimmy35]

Speaking of breasts .

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5312194,00.jpg


Almost an escapee at the AMA's .

[Captain Sensible]

Speaking of breasts .

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5312194,00.jpg


Almost an escapee at the AMA's .


She's got a face apparantly.

[jimmy35]

She's got a face apparantly.


So they say .

[Captain Sensible]

So they say .


Sorry, wasnt paying attention, what did you say?



Sometits about tits wasntit tits?

[jimmy35]

Breasts really are wonderful things aren't they .
Lot's of them out and about lately . It's always a pleasure to see .

[Captain Sensible]

Breasts really are wonderful things aren't they .
Lot's of them out and about lately . It's always a pleasure to see .


I'm a leg man myself but I'm always easily pleasured by a firm pair.

[jimmy35]

No particular part myself but the whole package seem just right . Even it's individual parts .

But breasts are visually pleasing I will agree .

[jimmy35]

I've just had morning tea and the cute PE teacher was there . After everyone else got up and left we were chatting and she started to put her hand inside the top of her shirt and adjust her bra strap . This continued for a couple of minutes or so .
Does anyone else thing this is a suggestive thing on her behalf or is it simply my male hormone injected thoughts at work ?

I have thought about this before when it has happened .
Maybe it's just women adjusting their bra straps , who knows .

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

She wants some Jim Sausage and wants it now.

[Captain Sensible]

I've just had morning tea and the cute PE teacher was there . After everyone else got up and left we were chatting and she started to put her hand inside the top of her shirt and adjust her bra strap . This continued for a couple of minutes or so .
Does anyone else thing this is a suggestive thing on her behalf or is it simply my male hormone injected thoughts at work ?

I have thought about this before when it has happened .
Maybe it's just women adjusting their bra straps , who knows .


Freud had a theory about cigars. Personally I'm in the "they're just cigars" camp.


Anyway post a pic of said teacher adjusting her strap and then one of her topless (for comparision purposes) and after studying them I'll let you know.

[jimmy35]

Freud had a theory about cigars. Personally I'm in the "they're just cigars" camp.

Deep in my heart I know that .
But it just doesn't make me feel as good about myself .

Anyway post a pic of said teacher adjusting her strap and then one of her topless (for comparision purposes) and after studying them I'll let you know.

I'll just get my phone .

[Captain Sensible]

Deep in my heart I know that .
But it just doesn't make me feel as good about myself .





I had a visit from the new real estate agent this morning. 22, slim, blue eyes, blonde hair.


I know exactly what you mean.

[jimmy35]

I had a visit from the new real estate agent this morning. 22, slim, blue eyes, blonde hair.


I know exactly what you mean.

The sad thing for them is that they are so brazen about it .

[Captain Sensible]

The sad thing for them is that they are so brazen about it .


And if you do one little thing about it chaos ensues and your lease gets torn up.


Go figure.

[jimmy35]

That's why they will never* have the most powerful country in the world run by a creature that suffers from PMS.




* statement will be proven to be incorrect

[Captain Sensible]

That's why they will never* have the most powerful country in the world run by a creature that suffers from PMS.




* statement will be proven to be incorrect


I think I'd prefer PMS to religious delusions.

[jimmy35]

At least you know where you stand with the religious zealots , PMS can be an extremely volatile , yet constantly ,fluctuating situation .

[Captain Sensible]

At least you know where you stand with the religious zealots , PMS can be an extremely volatile , yet constantly ,fluctuating situation .


I think that's because we are forced to live with PMS but have little day to day contact with religious fanaticism. In a fox hole in the middle of Afghanastan somewhere there's a mujahadin freedom fighter just wishing that a female with PMS was his biggest problem.

[jimmy35]

Point taken but personally speaking , I haven't been exposed to all the worlds ills . PMS had probably been the single greatest threat to my existence over the past 20 odd years .
That and the possible threat of an avian flu epidemic eminating from my old chooks I suppose .

[Captain Sensible]

PMS had probably been the single greatest threat to my existence over the past 20 odd years .



I've been the single greatest threat to my existence in that time.

[jimmy35]

Good thing you don't get PMS as well .

[PowerKat]

I've been the single greatest threat to my existence in that time.

ditto

Good thing you don't get PMS as well .

Oh :o