Man's best friend

[mocaholic]

A good cricket mate picked up a bird and went back to her house to do the deed. He was giving it to her doggy style (lounge-room floor), and she was having a great time because he was very trousered and couldn't reach the vinegar stroke no matter how hard (ha ha) he tried. As he was going full tilt, her dog walks in (Alaskan Malamut) and starts licking the soles of his feet - to which he was a bit surprised and disturbed: he lashes out with his foot to kick the dog but can't hit it: all the while not missing a beat in this girl. Dog goes away for a sec so my mate puts his mind back on the job in the effort to get there, not noticing when the dog comes back.

Dog takes one big lick up his butt crack.

My mate blows immediately.


Absolutely true story.

[Jeremias]

hahaha sucks to be your friend.

Was the chick hot at least?

[mocaholic]

hahaha sucks to be your friend.

Was the chick hot at least?
Dunno. Knowing my mate probably not.

[peternorth]

bump

[Histrionics]

hahaha sucks to be your friend.

Was the chick hot at least?

I don't know about that... That's a win in my books.

[Turtles]

^^^ agreed.

He got to bang a girl and get a rim. Win-win really.

[Mike Oxlong]

lol, moc still providing lulz from beyond!!!!

R.I.P.

Vale Moc

sorry for your lots

[valleyman]

funny stuff!

[CATS]

I couldnt find anywhere else to put this...but I think Ninja Cat could become a best friend for some here:

muLIPWjks_M

[Dr Andy]

bump
cheers pete, good thread



that story does nothing but hammer home the fact that rimjobs are both acceptable and completely not homo

[skybeau]

I love ninja cat.

[Hooley McBoob]

Rim.

[mudkipz (ded)]

I want to Rim you mudkipz.

Calm down, LoL :o

[Hooley McBoob]

Silver platter that one.

[mudkipz (ded)]

Silver platter that one.

I've seen the way you look at me baby girl, don't worry, i be feelin the same way =]

[Ljp86]

cheers pete, good thread



that story does nothing but hammer home the fact that rimjobs are both acceptable and completely not homo

It's acceptable for a dog to lick your anus is it?

[Hooley McBoob]

It's acceptable for a dog to lick your anus is it?

Lol pwn.

[Turtles]

It's acceptable for a dog to lick your anus is it?

Well, as long as you clean your anus..

[Uleh]

Well, as long as you clean your anus..

Before or after said incident?

[Dr Andy]

It's acceptable for a dog to lick your anus is it?
you give me just one good reason why it is not

[Turtles]

Before or after said incident?

Well, I was thinking before out of respect for the dog.
But after more thought..what's hotter then a dog licking our shit?
Mmm.

[crackers57]

It's acceptable for a dog to lick your anus is it?

you give me just one good reason why it is not

Not so much the licking of the anus as the time taken to apply dog food to said anus prior to the event

[jimmy35]

Thanks pal.

[crackers57]

Thanks pal.

No worries Chum

[Mike Oxlong]

Thanks pal.

No worries Chum

just like the old days *wipes tear*

[Uleh]

Well, I was thinking before out of respect for the dog.
But after more thought..what's hotter then a dog licking our shit?
Mmm.

Depending on what you had consumed that day food wise the dog may indulge in this offer. The sensation during and after the lick may be on a whole new level for 'activities in the bedroom'.

[mudkipz (ded)]

Thanks Tom

[Guy Incognito]

Don't get snappy