Old threads a'comin.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

The database is on its way. We'll have to nut out how to take out the TLC threads as this version of the forum is older than the current BF one there may be problems.

Should be here in a week or two.

[Ben Carbonaro]

Good work Rog. :thumbsu:

[FG]

*fap* Will a barrel roll speed up proceedings? Try hitting the database.

[ashley12]

*fap* Will a barrel roll speed up proceedings? Try hitting the database.

post html code n00dz...

[clarkson2scott]

Awesome stuff Chief. :thumbsu:

[Whacker]

1000111010101011010000111010101


Dirty thing

[Power King]

Yay

*fiddles with dick*

[Whacker]

will the these threads be put on the main board or will they have a separate one

[FG]

They'll get lost in the main board eventually

[Travyo]

Any update?

[bigpapagman]

where the fuck are the old threads? i wanna read funny shit.

[Whacker]

And i wanna know if you chose PS3 or girlfriend

[Curtis Stone]

Still waitin' on them tits of Oky's too...seems Reep wasn't up the task. n00b.

[PowerKat]

Good work Rog. :thumbsu:

Yeah - good work :thumbsu:

[bigpapagman]

And i wanna know if you chose PS3 or girlfriend

well i havnet got a PS3 yet. and i still have a girlfriend.


Still waitin' on them tits of Oky's too...seems Reep wasn't up the task. n00b.


this is proving extremely difficult.

[Fapio]

well i havnet got a PS3 yet. and i still have a girlfriend.
:thumbsd:

[jimmy35]

The database is on its way. We'll have to nut out how to take out the TLC threads as this version of the forum is older than the current BF one there may be problems.

Should be here in a week or two.



Or three maybe .

[PowerKat]

Or three maybe .

feels like longer actually








oh wait

[jimmy35]

I hear that a lot .

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Or 6 months...

[bigpapagman]

old. threads. yeah.





WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY????

[CATS]

There are old threads?

They are gone, no one will remember them.

[sherrthecat]

Come on guys, this is why I signed up for TLC!

[jimmy35]

Leaves you kind of empty doesn't it .

[PowerKat]

Leaves you kind of empty doesn't it .

yes'm

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Tech guys have sent a second disc. I don't believe they even sent the first.

[CatCake]

Tech guys have sent a second disc. I don't believe they even sent the first.

Get a crew from here, and bust their knees.

[bigpapagman]

dis iznt hapning.

[Tess]

Get a crew from here, and bust their knees.

I'm in



ooh sorry bust their knees not on our knees. Soz.

[jimmy35]

Tech guys have sent a second disc. I don't believe they even sent the first.


Not to worry , I don't think the week or two is up yet .

[PowerKat]

[agent 86]would you believe...[/agent 86] that there's lots of stuff I don't believe?

[sherrthecat]

Put up the second disc then! Some is better than none.

[jimmy35]

By God they're funny . Thank God for that disk .

[Kerrby]

Come on Chief..... don't do this.

[Kerrby]

Give us an answer atleast Chief you bum.

[Godfrey Jones]

Good work Rog. :thumbsu:

You're an idiot.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Hey I got the disc in the mail!

Unfortunately it was completely fucked, having been crushed in the mail.

Have asked for another one... should be here in... (etc)

[Swamp]

You are fucking kidding

Sue Australia Post

[bigpapagman]

http://www.historysociety.ca/images/abo-new-MacPhail.jpg

[Swamp]

bigpappagbant in 3....2....1...

[Godfrey Jones]

You're an idiot.

Hi Ben, why do you do the cowardly thing and respond via Rep where you think you are anonymous?

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/7720/img02121oe9.jpg

[Godfrey Jones]

Ha Ha

Very funny rog

[PowerKat]

Ha Ha

Very funny rog

+1 ..

[clarkson2scott]

Hi Ben, why do you do the cowardly thing and respond via Rep where you think you are anonymous?
LOL pwnt:D

[bigpapagman]

http://www.welcomematjudoclub.com/images/gene_smith_svpq_sjxz_om67_rqzr_9osk_yfzh_cg6w_ukpb_k7xr_uyuk _5gp4.jpg

[clarkson2scott]

http://www.welcomematjudoclub.com/images/gene_smith_svpq_sjxz_om67_rqzr_9osk_yfzh_cg6w_ukpb_k7xr_uyuk _5gp4.jpg
Nice pic of yourself there bigpapagman. I didn't realise how fucken ugly you are

[Legend]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1315/752609274_6e0d4c67df_o.jpg

[SonOfReep]

Nice pic of yourself there bigpapagman. I didn't realise how fucken ugly you are

PWNAGE

[Whacker]

Now come on suzi i wouldnt be throwing around ugly calls if i was you

[clarkson2scott]

Now come on suzi i wouldnt be throwing around ugly calls if i was you
I have seen you at SMB and you are a fucking idiot especially when you are in the library.
I remember you going up to Travis Tuck who was busy doing his work and you heckled him. He didn't like the treatment and got upset. I was there that day.

[clarkson2scott]

Oh and whacker you deserve a kick in the jatz because of what you did to Travis Tuck.

[Legend]

Suzi is disgusting to look at.

[clarkson2scott]

Suzi is disgusting to look at.
You can't even see me.

You're pretty fugly as well mate

[bigpapagman]

i feel violently ill.


and also, i am way fatter than they guy in the photo.

[bigpapagman]

and actually suzi, the guy in the photo is a bloke with cerebral palsy. it's not so funny now is it?

insensitive trollop.

[clarkson2scott]

and actually suzi, the guy in the photo is a bloke with cerebral palsy. it's not so funny now is it?

insensitive trollop.
Nice pic....

[clarkson2scott]

Hey Chief,

Hey I saw the crushed cd that you got. Why do you have to get the guys from over in the USA to actually put the old threads on cd when you could have done that on the day that you were going to move everyone here?

[Godfrey Jones]

Nice pic of yourself there bigpapagman. I didn't realise how fucken ugly you are

Why would you continue typing this shit when you are on globalignore and noone can see you, you sad piece of shit

[Optimax]

Why would you continue typing this shit when you are on globalignore and noone can see you, you sad piece of shit
I can see it and hurts my eyes.

i see why suzi is on global ignore you arnt even funny angry either

[Incontinent Rob]

Nice pic of yourself there bigpapagman. I didn't realise how fucken ugly you are

http://tsfiles.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/pot-kettle-black.jpg

[FG]

LOL SUZI

WELCOME BACK YOU FAT UGLY BITCH
every tuesday, it's going to be like this.

[clarkson2scott]

LOL SUZI

WELCOME BACK YOU FAT UGLY BITCH
every tuesday, it's going to be like this.
No need to yell.

[FG]

No need to yell.

Plenty of need to yell.

how are you tonight

[Kingy]

No need to yell.

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[clarkson2scott]

Plenty of need to yell.

how are you tonight
Good thanks. I went to bed a little early last night and got up early this morning.

[Machete KruZin]

I feel utterly confused. Today is Wednesday, right?

[clarkson2scott]

I feel utterly confused. Today is Wednesday, right?
Yeah I don't automatically go back onto global ignore. You must wait until Reep or chief puts me back on there....

[Whacker]

Oh and whacker you deserve a kick in the jatz because of what you did to Travis Tuck.
Who the fuck is Travis Tuck. Ive never been in the SMB library ever. Ive never been to SMB :confused:

[clarkson2scott]

Who the fuck is Travis Tuck. Ive never been in the SMB library ever. Ive never been to SMB :confused:
You have lied to me then.... You said that you studied there....

:thumbsd: :mad:

[Whacker]

....ok

[Whacker]

suzi who is travis tuck???

[Mancey]

Who the fuck is Travis Tuck. Ive never been in the SMB library ever. Ive never been to SMB :confused:

There's a Suck My Balls university? That's awesome

[Swamp]

There's a Suck My Balls university? That's awesome

Who else would give Reep a law degree?

[PowerKat]

oh damn - I thought there might be some news of the old threads :thumbsd:


:rolleyes:

[clarkson2scott]

There's a Suck My Balls university? That's awesome
NO. It is called School of Mines and it is the TAFE that I go to....

[Godfrey Jones]

wat/

[Ben Carbonaro]

Suzi is disgusting to look at.

If that's the case, why have people posted pics of her on here?

[Roddy Woomble]

If that's the case, why have people posted pics of her on here?

That is a very good question Ben.

[pickman]

If that's the case, why have people posted pics of her on here?

Because we are disgusting people! :D

[clarkson2scott]

Because we are disgusting people! :D

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q8/goaldrush/scareyface.jpg

[Ben Carbonaro]

Yes and fap aholics too.

[CATS]

Yes and fap aholics too.
Are you going to help the fapaholics?

Maybe start a Fap Anonymous for the hardcore addicts?

[Ben Carbonaro]

I don't fap enough myself to start the group.

[CATS]

I don't fap enough myself to start the group.
I hear you are a great shot when it comes to fapping.

Where is the most interesting place your special sauce has ended up after a good session? I have heard of the belly button incident, anything as classy as that?

I think with skillz like these, you are more than worthy to start the group.

[CATS]

Nup, no other stories.

Now Cats, do you like a man who is a regular fapper or a semi regular fapper?
LOL

I never thought of that kind of thing before. Maybe semi, so he can save some for me! :p Or regular, if I am allowed to be involved.

That is a very deep question, Ben!!

[Ben Carbonaro]

Just being a journalist, hence the long question. :D

Asked for the lulz too.

[Kerrby]

Still waiting Chief.

[CATS]

I give him two weeks, tops.

Oh hang on, we have already past 2 months...two years, tops? Maybe??

[bigpapagman]

p-n-a-u.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Ha Ha

Very funny rog
You don't understand. That was the ACTUAL DISK I RECEIVED. Real.

[Kerrby]

Update then Rog?

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

See those big, big cracks in the disc in that picture?

[Whacker]

Your point...

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Disc no worky. Waiting for new one.

[Kerrby]

Yes, update on if they're sending or when it should arrive.....

[Swamp]

Disc no worky. Waiting for new one.

In engrish prease

[thegrach]

Disc no worky. Waiting for new one.
Maybe we could get a TLC member to pick it up whilst on holidays in the US?

[clarkson2scott]

Disc no worky. Waiting for new one.
I am surprised that you didn't do this earlier you could have saved time and backed up the old database.

[Ben Carbonaro]

In engrish prease

How did what Rog said not make sense?

[Ben Carbonaro]

Still waiting Chief.

Just be patient.

[Kingy]

Chief, old threads as a Christmas present?

Are they sending the new CD via a fucking carrier pigeon or something?

Why can't they just host it and have you download it?

[Ricketts]

I think Brett Lee of 2008 is delivering them when Chief budgeted for Brett Lee circa 2001.

[Whacker]

So Chief...any day now yes?

[thegrach]

Only seconds to go Whack. Try hitting refresh a few times.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

They should be there now.

Try hitting Ctrl-Alt-Del and see if that brings them back.

[BYOB]

Try jiggling the mouse around

[clarkson2scott]

They should be there now.

Try hitting Ctrl-Alt-Del and see if that brings them back.
That deletes the page....

Just put them up....

[Whacker]

Mash the keyboard

[Lenny]

They should be there now.

Try hitting Ctrl-Alt-Del and see if that brings them back.
doesn't even make sense, all it does is bring up the task manager now, it's not 1994 anymore n00b

[PowerKat]

They should be there now.

Try hitting Ctrl-Alt-Del and see if that brings them back.

Try jiggling the mouse around

Mash the keyboard

didn't work :(

[Curtis Stone]

didn't work :(

Just be patient.

[clarkson2scott]

I think he is trying to tell us in other words to stop bothering him whilst he is trying to put them up on here.

[PowerKat]

Just be patient.

I'm patiently waiting for it to never happen

[Curtis Stone]

I'm patiently waiting for it to never happen

Should be here in a week or two.

[007]

Delete system 32, that should help:thumbsu: :)

[clarkson2scott]

Delete system 32, that should help:thumbsu: :)
How about shut the fuck up instead and wait.

[thegrach]

Hai guys!!

[Power King]

Chief,

If it's never going to happen, I'd rather know and be put out of misery, rather than wait in false hope.

Yours sincerely,

Power King.

ps please don't kill me

[Kingy]

I love it how he blamed the disc; like they couldn't just FTP the entire thing.

I bet he doesn't have time now that his chicken coop business has taken off :(

[thegrach]

Sif he didn't just take the disk out of the protective sleeve and break shit out of it. We're onto you Rog, and I am alert but not alarmed. Yet.

[Banana Republican]

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/2589/fappintimew.png (http://img9.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fappintimew.png)

[Curtis Stone]

I think the problem is the TLC server is so outdated it doesn't have a CD-Rom drive to facilitate the upload. Maybe we can chip in for a couple of hundred floppy disks and we can have the old threads drip fed across over the next decade or so. :thumbsu:

[thegrach]

We could always get him one of these bad boys...
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/38/102653579_92afb585f4.jpg

Practical yet compact.

[thegrach]

Soooo, how are these going chrif? Just popping the disk into the drive as I post?

[Jack Frost]

They'll be along with Walt Disney :thumbsu: . Just be patient

[PowerKat]

Wow - this thread was started 9 months ago


Just sayin'

[Jack Frost]

This thread will be back with the new threads

[CatCake]

I'm starting to suspect the old threads might not be coming back.

[Jack Frost]

Might have to do the hard sell

[thegrach]

I'm starting to suspect the old threads might not be coming back.
There is no need for this filth on this board. :mad: We have been assured that the disk is in the mail.

[Maverick]

What the fuck Chirf. Had it up to here with your shit.

[Syd]

Funny, I can see 'em. :confused:




;)

[Whacker]

Dont fuck with us syd

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Ah sorry - I'll get the permissions changed then everyone can get access. My fault. :o

[Syd]

Ah sorry - I'll get the permissions changed then everyone can get access. My fault. :o

No rush Boss, just restore 'em when you reset the rep function. ;)

[yssup_MasTr]

chirf and syd are playing funnyz with us

[Whacker]

So just one more week?

[Syd]

So just one more week?

Seems they are already "in limbo". :(

[rollthedice]

They'll be along with Walt Disney :thumbsu: . Just be patient

So your saying the old threads are buried in Disneyland somewhere, hokay TLC road trip to go and retrieve them :thumbsu:

[Mancey]

I just want you to know chief, that everyone wants the old threads back. In fact i've had 3 separate emails complaining about it today

[PowerKat]

I just want you to know chief, that everyone wants the old threads back. In fact i've had 3 separate emails complaining about it today

PM me your email address and I'll make it 4 :D

[BYOB]

Lol, has it been a whole year already?

[Syd]

Lol, has it been a whole year already?

Nope.

Seems you've gone off prematurely again.

[Jack Frost]

Nope.

Seems you've gone off prematurely again.


Us single men don't call it that

[Syd]

Don't particularly care what you "single men*" call it.





* no homo

[Jack Frost]

Don't particularly care what you "single men*" call it.





* no homo


Its a whole load of wank regardless

[BYOB]

Nope.

Seems you've gone off prematurely again.

We were all having fun, then you had to take it too far:(

[Cletus Van Damme]

I had some Indian bloke call me because they're doing a survey on how many people want the old threads back. I told him to get fucked and hung up the phone because I was watching The Shield.

[Mancey]

LEM! Lem i'm sorry! But i had to right?

[Swamp]

I feel lied to on the internet.

[Banana Republican]

When are the new threads comming?
I saw a great one about Pedo Bots once

[CATS]

I feel lied to on the internet.
Surely that is not possible...maybe you are mistaken or have misread something :eek:

Lies on the internet...pfft. What a stupid thought. What wierd thing will you think up next?? :rolleyes:

[RoosterLad]

Maybe after the finals when I have some time.

Now Carlton are out they should be over any day now...

[Kingy]

When are the new threads comming?
I saw a great one about Pedo Bots once

Good thread.

[Syd]

Only 6 more days and this officially becomes an 'old thread' itself! :thumbsu:









I wonder if it will disappear then too? :confused:

[Jather Fack]

6 days are up.

[PowerKat]

6 days are up.

monumental

[Guy Incognito]

Thanks for finally bring over the old threads roger, but I still think its cruel to only allow a few posters access

[Syd]

They shall not grow old, as we grow old.
Age shall not weary them, nor Feminazi's condemn.

Lest we Forget. :(

[Jather Fack]

at the end of the day
and in the morning

we will try our best to remember them

[PowerKat]

EI6y-JMoitI

[thegrach]

So chrif, the upgrade is complete, how are we looking?

[PowerKat]

lol :D

[Whacker]

P.S Roger, anyday now, yes?

[Kingy]

P.S Roger, anyday now, yes?

Carbs said he wont come back until we have the old threads.

[PowerKat]

something about dead horses comes to mind

[Mancey]

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/8871/lostthreads.jpg

Make it happen Lucas, you bum

[Kent]

Nice one sicko.

[Tommy Lasorda]

I joined (twice :o ) on the premise the old threads were a comin'

Surely they can't be far away now...

[Syd]

Surely they can't be far away now...

Chirf has assured me that he'll bring 'em back in joyous celebration once Carlton has won a premiership.


























We're Gets! fooked. :(

[thegrach]

Chirf has assured me that he'll bring 'em back in joyous celebration once Carlton has won a premiership.


























We're Gets! fooked. :(

The old threads aren't worth that shit:thumbsd:

[thegrach]

Hai Pete:thumbsu: :D

[Curtis Stone]

The database is on its way. We'll have to nut out how to take out the TLC threads as this version of the forum is older than the current BF one there may be problems.

Should be here in a week or two.

Tops?

[Mancey]

Would be a great addition to retro week

[Jather Fack]

Apparently Roger sent Mike and Bushie off with instructions where to find them.

[Burt]

They're too busy reading them and lulzing about to bring them back.

[SonOfReep]

I heard they got washed down the Brisbane River in the floating solar-powered coop

[thegrach]

Haven't had a look in the moderators lunch room for them yet Reep?

[SonOfReep]

Haven't had a look in the moderators lunch room for them yet Reep?

I have them on Betamax

[Swamp]

I have them on Betamax

That'll be worth a packet in a few years.

[Syd]

I heard they got washed down the Brisbane River in the floating solar-powered coop

Reepy, have a quick look at the hidden sub-board by the [x] board. ;)

[Whacker]

Surely soon guyth?

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Oooo I just discovered IMPEX - my search skills are n00b apparently.

We'll see if JB can work some magic.

[Jather Fack]

no idea what that means. you're just ranting now.

[SonOfReep]

no idea what that means. you're just ranting now.

http://www.vbulletin.com/docs/html/impex

Don't be so rude. Enjoi your flan you Tasmanian bastid

[Jather Fack]

strong whiteknighting thar reep

[SonOfReep]

strong whiteknighting thar reep

I know which side my butt is breaded

[Swamp]

So does this mean you are actively moving toward importation rog, or just partially considering actively moving toward importation eventually at some stage maybe?

[Whacker]

How about just opening the board so we can read the shit but not post on it. And have it hidden away like computro maximo was

[carntheroos4eva]

I still have my strong doubts that this will happen.

[Asset]

I still have my strong doubts that this will happen.
Thanks Ben

[Curtis Stone]

Thanks Ben

This.

That's an IQ of 110 at work.

[thegrach]

Unfortunately she only engages 10% of it at any one time.

[pickman]

Unfortunately she only engages 10% of it at any one time.

I doubt it's even that much tbh.

[carntheroos4eva]

I think you will find that impex won't move old threads... It will however help you upgrade your forum.

Have just asked on the vbulletin forum

http://www.vbulletin.com/forum/showthread.php/374341-Moving-selected-threads-via-impex

[carntheroos4eva]

This.

That's an IQ of 110 at work.
Look at this arseclown... Follows me around making fun of my IQ. Funny when your good self has got an IQ of 1

Unfortunately she only engages 10% of it at any one time.
Maybe because I am too busy answering questions from arseholes like yourself who keep on badgering me and blackmailing me all the time.

I doubt it's even that much tbh.
Maybe it's because I have got other more important things to do rather than sit at a computer all day long picking on others all the time.

[Whacker]

Sooz you seen different today...

[carntheroos4eva]

Who cares? Stop turning every single thread into a let's bash suz thread.

Try and keep to the topic of the old threads.

Oh and I got an answer that might be interesting for chirf and JB

http://www.vbulletin.com/forum/showthread.php/374341-Moving-selected-threads-via-impex?p=2122666&viewfull=1#post2122666

See I am trying to help. I know that Chirf may of been a little scared in asking but at least he had somebody ask.

[PowerFat]

Who cares? Stop turning every single thread into a let's bash suz thread.

Try and keep to the topic of the old threads.

Oh and I got an answer that might be interesting for chirf and JB

http://www.vbulletin.com/forum/showthread.php/374341-Moving-selected-threads-via-impex?p=2122666&viewfull=1#post2122666

See I am trying to help. I know that Chirf may of been a little scared in asking but at least he had somebody ask.

Thats very nice of you to do that for him Sooz. He has mentioned to me before he gets scared going on that forum and asking hard questions.

You sound pretty smart at all this, you should start your own forum.

[Swamp]

L

Maybe because I am too busy answering questions from arseholes like yourself who keep on badgering me and blackmailing me all the time.

Lol... suzi do you even know what blackmail means?

L
Maybe it's because I have got other more important things to do rather than sit at a computer all day long picking on others all the time.

brb, ironing

[Jather Fack]

this i gotta see

[pickman]

Maybe because I am too busy answering questions from arseholes like yourself who keep on badgering me and blackmailing me all the time.


Maybe it's because I have got other more important things to do rather than sit at a computer all day long picking on others all the time.

Sooz these two quote replies bear no relevance to the posts you were quoting.

If you are going quote/reply please do it properly.

[carntheroos4eva]

Sooz these two quote replies bear no relevance to the posts you were quoting.

If you are going quote/reply please do it properly.
Get your hand off it.

[pickman]

Get your hand off it.

Get my hand off what Sooz?

[carntheroos4eva]

Get my hand off what Sooz?

Your mouse

[mudkipz (ded)]

whats the biggest mouse youve ever touched sooz

[carntheroos4eva]

I reckon Chief is foxing.

[Curtis Stone]

I reckon Chief is foxing.

:bert:

[Burt]

I reckon Chief is foxing.

That's a harsh call, sooz. Why would Chirf anger all the TLC bibliophiles by setting out to damage books? Makes no sense.

[carntheroos4eva]

That's a harsh call, sooz. Why would Chirf anger all the TLC bibliophiles by setting out to damage books? Makes no sense.
He's that sort of guy... he plays all sorts of pranks on people

[Syd]

He's that sort of guy... he plays all sorts of pranks on people

He keeps ending me fart noise messages on my iPhone. :D

[carntheroos4eva]

He keeps ending me fart noise messages on my iPhone. :D

As i said he's a massive prankster!

[Whacker]

As i said he's a massive wanker!

Efa.

[Geelong_Sicko]

Vintage Whacker:thumbsu:

[carntheroos4eva]

Efa.
Be aware he might ban you from here
Vintage Whacker:thumbsu:
he might do just the same to you to

[Histrionics]

Vintage s00z

[Swamp]

Vintage s00z

Be aware she is completely retarded



she might just shit in her hand and eat it

[Whacker]

Just a couple more days then rog?

[Latte with one]

Just a couple more days then rog?

Come on, we are still waiting?

[Cuntis Maximus]

So now you are taking your anger out on an Admin??

What in the hell has got into you Ben?