TLCisms in inappropriate places

[SonOfReep]

We've all dropped 'em in places where they don't belong.

Where have you inappropriately dropped a TLCism lately?

I dropped one on the Lifestyle Board of BF (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=495881) on a thread asking what was best, Toobs, Burger Rings or Cheezels.

Oh how I laughed.

P.S. Dropping TLCisms on the Main Board will most likely get you banned.
P.P.S. I am not encouraging anyone to troll BF.

[Godfrey Jones]

what? oh cmon reep you could have done better than that haha

lmao @ power king in that thread all serious and involved in the discussion...

[Mike Oxlong]

We've all dropped 'em in places where they don't belong.

Where have you inappropriately dropped a TLCism lately?

I dropped one on the Lifestyle Board of BF (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=495881) on a thread asking what was best, Toobs, Burger Rings or Cheezels.

Oh how I laughed.

P.S. Dropping TLCisms on the Main Board will most likely get you banned.
P.P.S. I am not encouraging anyone to troll BF.

really ;)

I am currently banned from the main board for not being able to distinguish the difference between TLC and the new family friendly BF.

Whilst I was quite pissed off at this initially I have come to the realisation that whilst my posting style hasn't changed BF has and if I want to "talk footy" on there when my ban is lifted I will have to "pull my head in". It's either that or not post there any more so what can you do.

Reasons why I am currently banned:

In response to the question of if Jason McCartney would make a good AFL coach

---Quote (Originally by fishmonger)---

Thoughts ? Could the champion footballer become a champion AFL coach ?
---End Quote---


---Quote (Originally by footyfreak)---
I think he'd bomb out personally
---End Quote---

I think you may get a card for that one



---Quote (Originally by footyfreak)---
what for not thinking he'd be a good coach :confused::confused:

he might have burnt it up on the field but so did Watson and look how shit he was.




---Quote---
beat me to it JD by one minute.

*reading that makes me want to kill a feminist/pc/fun hating bitch.*

god they shit me to tears.

---Quote (Originally by LilMissVincter28)---
Hey Buddy I Am Sure If It Was Fevola That Got Hit You Would Say The Same Thing. And Also No Fan Should Wish Injury On Another Team. I Think He Should Apologise. Thats Horrible That You Think What He Did Was Ok. From The First Siren They Were PLaying With His Shoulder && Had Something Planned For Him && I Thnk That He Shouldve Got More Than 3 Weeks

Get Well Soon Porps We'll Miss You!
=]
---End Quote---
God damn, you and crows girl are putting the respect levels of women who watch football back another 20 years :rolleyes:

Apologise:rolleyes:,

FFS go and bake a cake or make me a pie


---Quote (Originally by footyfreak)---
I just posted a link to VD's post on the essendon board so expect some morally outraged supporters pm'ing you abuse soon VD
---End Quote---
Since VD wasn't stupid enough to post it on our board, i will be the morally outraged supporter Pm'ing you.

I get no respect.........

---Quote---
coz you have a vagina

wait.........:eek:

[peternorth]

i told someone to do a barrel roll somewhere. cant find post atm

[Godfrey Jones]

in the collngwood introductions thread

I'm a 16 year old schoolgirl, my name is Tiffany and I'm fun loving and adventurous, petite but busty. I like white satin underwear and older men that barrack for the Pies.. I'd do anything for them

i posted nudes or it didnt happen and the mod deleted it lol

[walesy]

Post t00bz or GTFO

[Kingy]

really ;)

I am currently banned from the main board for not being able to distinguish the difference between TLC and the new family friendly BF.

Whilst I was quite pissed off at this initially I have come to the realisation that whilst my posting style hasn't changed BF has and if I want to "talk footy" on there when my ban is lifted I will have to "pull my head in". It's either that or not post there any more so what can you do.

Reasons why I am currently banned:

That is fucking gold, Chief should've given you control of the entire site for those stylings.

[Runk]

I told the guy who runs my newsagents yesterday to 'search function n00b!'
I asked him to bring up my account and he couldn't find it.

[Godfrey Jones]

hahahhaha

[Ben Carbonaro]

I told the guy who runs my newsagents yesterday to 'search function n00b!'
I asked him to bring up my account and he couldn't find it.

Did anyone give you funny looks?

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Whilst I was quite pissed off at this initially I have come to the realisation that whilst my posting style hasn't changed BF has
Everybody thinks they're special. :)

[Ben Carbonaro]

They are. :thumbsu:

[Mike Oxlong]

They are. :thumbsu:

different kind of special Ben.................

[Mike Oxlong]

Everybody thinks they're special. :)

I don't think I'm special on there, quite the opposite, that's why I realised either I adapt or I wont be able to post there any more.

[Catjizz Fake]

i am currently replaying baldur's gate 2.

at one stage i was having trouble beating bohdi without buffs or proper battle preperation (i figured i was above all that nonsense. i was wrong). after watching my pissweak kensai flail around her, missing attack after attack and die, i grumbled 'try fucken hitting her for a change you c'

i then realised what i said and my frustration was gone. i felt very alone though.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

I went shopping for a new bed and came back with:

http://www.carltonkidsbeds.com.au/car_beds/images/ford_a.jpg
:(

[Fapio]

Was at a family bbq and my cousin was complaining about her daughter not eating properly or something like that. Being an idiot, I instinctively said "try hitting her"

It didn't go down too well

[Cletus Van Damme]

It was this girl's birthday at work so I took a photo of my penis and dropped it in her inbox.

[peternorth]

I went shopping for a new bed and came back with:

http://www.carltonkidsbeds.com.au/car_beds/images/ford_a.jpg
:(

cue holden fans in 3,2,1...

[Jack Frost]

When I am sitting in the cinema and yell out at the top of my lungs "disgrace, not even real"

[Runk]

Did anyone give you funny looks?

He had no idea what I was talking about.

[Whacker]

They threatend to take away my spec. modratership unless i toned down my posts, that made me a sad panda

[rumblah]

They threatend to take away my spec. modratership unless i toned down my posts, that made me a sad panda

Wait... What? :p

Was at a family bbq and my cousin was complaining about her daughter not eating properly or something like that. Being an idiot, I instinctively said "try hitting her"

It didn't go down too well

GOLD!!! Post of the thread!

When I am sitting in the cinema and yell out at the top of my lungs "disgrace, not even real"

I may just try that.

[skybeau]

When I am sitting in the cinema and yell out at the top of my lungs "disgrace, not even real"

:D I fell off my chair in hilarity. And to think I read the entire boobies thread thinking there'd HAVE to be a decent laugh in there somewhere...what was I thinking?

I may just try that.

I agree. I'm trying to think where it would have best effect. Maybe in one of those sex scenes where the chick has an "orgasm"...

Or perhaps when the Titanic sinks.

[Guy Incognito]

I agree. I'm trying to think where it would have best effect. Maybe in one of those sex scenes where the chick has an "orgasm"...

Or perhaps when the Titanic sinks.

Try yelling out "Thats gotta hurt"

[Brenno]

At work at the moment we are doing "Protect yourself from violent patients" for those working in the pyschiatric wards. They asked, what do you do if someone comes at you with a weapon, i shouted "do a barrel roll", no one got it, even worse the interns were giving me funny looks (not that it mattered, because after the lecture the interns cleaned all the dunnies ;))

Even worse, they were giving examples and the had me up the front with this girl and instructor. They said what would you do if they were being verbally aggressive and i said "I would try hitting her". Got asked to leave the lcture and sent to see my supervisor, who said, and i quote "Quite funny mate, but keep it for out of work". So no harm done:thumbsu:

[Syd]

I've now got Mrs Syd commenting on the baby's moving during ultrasounds as "look!! he's doing a barrell roll". :thumbsu:

[peternorth]

I've now got Mrs Syd commenting on the baby's moving during ultrasounds as "look!! he's doing a barrell roll". :thumbsu:

have you tried "and then ejaculate on her face" yet?

[Syd]

have you tried "and then ejaculate on her face" yet?

We've been married for 7 years now Pete.

What do you think the answer is?

[Brenno]

We've been married for 7 years now Pete.

What do you think the answer is?

Well im presuming in 7 years you have got her doing everything you want.

So my answer is FUCK YEAH

[peternorth]

We've been married for 7 years now Pete.

What do you think the answer is?

i would do anything for love
id run right into anal and back.

[Syd]

i would do anything for love
id run right into anal and back.

as long as you don't let your meat loaf.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Wait... What? :p
On BigFooty. Our little Whacker hasn't quite learned the difference between TLC and the rest of the Internet. He's starting to get it though. :thumbsu:

[onS fo eRep]

On BigFooty. Our little Whacker hasn't quite learned the difference between TLC and the rest of the Internet. He's starting to get it though. :thumbsu:

Wait... what?

[Whacker]

There is the rest of the internat???

Dont judge me chief im just a little slow :cool: but i would make a great spec mod of thread hell in here :thumbsu:

[Syd]

Dont judge me chief im just a little slow :cool: but i would make a great spec mod of thread hell in here :thumbsu:

Being a little slow only gets you a modship.

Being a lot slow gets you a special mod gong.

[Whacker]

Im trying to work my way up

[Virgil]

i am currently replaying baldur's gate 2.

at one stage i was having trouble beating bohdi without buffs or proper battle preperation (i figured i was above all that nonsense. i was wrong). after watching my pissweak kensai flail around her, missing attack after attack and die, i grumbled 'try fucken hitting her for a change you c'

i then realised what i said and my frustration was gone. i felt very alone though.
Oh god your are crap Jake, Bohdi is a piece of piss, Minsc can clean out the whole lot of them on his own ;):p.

"Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES! ARRRRGH!!!" :thumbsu:

[onS fo eRep]

Minsc is a fag. He doesn't even let you take the hamster.

[fryingpan]

In chat rooms. I think I got in about 4 TLCisms when talking to this sicko.

Mike44 - hi
Aussiegirl88 – Gday
Mike 44 – how are you?
Aussiegirl88 - I’m fantastic you??
Mike 44 - can we naughty rp your a little girl at the beach with your mum as your playing in the sand I walk up and say hi
Aussiegirl – Uhh .. yeah sure why not
Mike44 – lets say your 9 or 10 and i say hi thats a nice sand castle your building
Aussiegirl88 – Thanks I love playing in the sand
Mike44 – i see your bikini strap break
Aussiegirl88 – I become aware of the situation and woddle over to mum
Mike44 – i say i can fix it
Aussiegirl88 – zomg mister do a barrel roll ..... no
Mike44 – i ask your mom if i can take my shorts off
Aussiegirl88 – Where are your undergarments mister?
Mike44 – i didnt wear them today, i rub my cock
Aussiegirl88 - *grabs magnifying glass*
Mike44 – dont be silly
Mike44 – i take a sip of my drink and start rubbing my cock more
Aussiegirl88 – Oooh what ya drinking there?
Mike44 – scotch
Mike44 – remember, your only 9 or 10
Aussiegirl88 – search function n00b! I knew that.
Aussiegirl88 – so is it just plain scotch on the rocks then?
Mike44 – yeah
Aussiegirl88 – Mum chimes in and says she likes it better when it’s mixed with fruity lexia
Mike44 – i have no idea what that is, i squat down to help you with your sandcastle
Aussiegirl88 – gee mister did you pop off?
Mike44 – no
Aussiegirl88 – well who was it then? Pedo bear?
Mike44 – what??
Aussiegirl88 – Ahh nevermind
Mike44 – i asked if you want to touch my throbbing cock
Aussiegirl88 – No thanks
Mike44 – oh come on yes you do
Aussiegirl88 - *grabs mums mobile phone – calls police*
Aussiegirl88 – Tells police there’s an old fossil trying to get into my panties
Aussiegirl88 – Police make their way to the beach and arrest said fossil
Aussiegirl88 – I skip away into teh sunset

[rossi]

In chat rooms. I think I got in about 4 TLCisms when talking to this sicko.

Mike44 - hi
Aussiegirl88 – Gday
Mike 44 – how are you?
Aussiegirl88 - I’m fantastic you??
Mike 44 - can we naughty rp your a little girl at the beach with your mum as your playing in the sand I walk up and say hi
Aussiegirl – Uhh .. yeah sure why not
Mike44 – lets say your 9 or 10 and i say hi thats a nice sand castle your building
Aussiegirl88 – Thanks I love playing in the sand
Mike44 – i see your bikini strap break
Aussiegirl88 – I become aware of the situation and woddle over to mum
Mike44 – i say i can fix it
Aussiegirl88 – zomg mister do a barrel roll ..... no
Mike44 – i ask your mom if i can take my shorts off
Aussiegirl88 – Where are your undergarments mister?
Mike44 – i didnt wear them today, i rub my cock
Aussiegirl88 - *grabs magnifying glass*
Mike44 – dont be silly
Mike44 – i take a sip of my drink and start rubbing my cock more
Aussiegirl88 – Oooh what ya drinking there?
Mike44 – scotch
Mike44 – remember, your only 9 or 10
Aussiegirl88 – search function n00b! I knew that.
Aussiegirl88 – so is it just plain scotch on the rocks then?
Mike44 – yeah
Aussiegirl88 – Mum chimes in and says she likes it better when it’s mixed with fruity lexia
Mike44 – i have no idea what that is, i squat down to help you with your sandcastle
Aussiegirl88 – gee mister did you pop off?
Mike44 – no
Aussiegirl88 – well who was it then? Pedo bear?
Mike44 – what??
Aussiegirl88 – Ahh nevermind
Mike44 – i asked if you want to touch my throbbing cock
Aussiegirl88 – No thanks
Mike44 – oh come on yes you do
Aussiegirl88 - *grabs mums mobile phone – calls police*
Aussiegirl88 – Tells police there’s an old fossil trying to get into my panties
Aussiegirl88 – Police make their way to the beach and arrest said fossil
Aussiegirl88 – I skip away into teh sunset

disgrace, not even real

[FIGJAM]

I hit my girlfriend.

[Guy Incognito]

I've seen a few TLCisms pop up on BF the last couple of days

The all purpose answer (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?p=12630660#post12630660)

Also like this one by FF (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?p=12626970#post12626970)

[crackers57]

It's a bit of sport to see if you can lob in some TLCisms into BigFooty without getting an infraction....especially on the main board

[Whacker]

Im thinking try hitting her cunty wouldnt make you safe...

[PowerKat]

It's a bit of sport to see if you can lob in some TLCisms into BigFooty without getting an infraction....especially on the main board

what is this 'main boa.....


oh, wait

[Roddy Woomble]

In chat rooms. I think I got in about 4 TLCisms when talking to this sicko.

Mike44 - hi
Aussiegirl88 – Gday
Mike 44 – how are you?
Aussiegirl88 - I’m fantastic you??
Mike 44 - can we naughty rp your a little girl at the beach with your mum as your playing in the sand I walk up and say hi
Aussiegirl – Uhh .. yeah sure why not
Mike44 – lets say your 9 or 10 and i say hi thats a nice sand castle your building
Aussiegirl88 – Thanks I love playing in the sand
Mike44 – i see your bikini strap break
Aussiegirl88 – I become aware of the situation and woddle over to mum
Mike44 – i say i can fix it
Aussiegirl88 – zomg mister do a barrel roll ..... no
Mike44 – i ask your mom if i can take my shorts off
Aussiegirl88 – Where are your undergarments mister?
Mike44 – i didnt wear them today, i rub my cock
Aussiegirl88 - *grabs magnifying glass*
Mike44 – dont be silly
Mike44 – i take a sip of my drink and start rubbing my cock more
Aussiegirl88 – Oooh what ya drinking there?
Mike44 – scotch
Mike44 – remember, your only 9 or 10
Aussiegirl88 – search function n00b! I knew that.
Aussiegirl88 – so is it just plain scotch on the rocks then?
Mike44 – yeah
Aussiegirl88 – Mum chimes in and says she likes it better when it’s mixed with fruity lexia
Mike44 – i have no idea what that is, i squat down to help you with your sandcastle
Aussiegirl88 – gee mister did you pop off?
Mike44 – no
Aussiegirl88 – well who was it then? Pedo bear?
Mike44 – what??
Aussiegirl88 – Ahh nevermind
Mike44 – i asked if you want to touch my throbbing cock
Aussiegirl88 – No thanks
Mike44 – oh come on yes you do
Aussiegirl88 - *grabs mums mobile phone – calls police*
Aussiegirl88 – Tells police there’s an old fossil trying to get into my panties
Aussiegirl88 – Police make their way to the beach and arrest said fossil
Aussiegirl88 – I skip away into teh sunset

So which one were you? Mike, Aussiegirl or mum?

[bigburger]

Lately on the West Coast board we have been having heaps of dickhead bandwagoners coming on saying get Cousins back and whatnot. Anyway one guy went too far with a couple of quality posters saying they should rip up their memberships so I sent this to him.

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/member.php?u=12517

[Godfrey Jones]

Lately on the West Coast board we have been having heaps of dickhead bandwagoners coming on saying get Cousins back and whatnot. Anyway one guy went too far with a couple of quality posters saying they should rip up their memberships so I sent this to him.

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/member.php?u=12517

what?

[Aldous_Snow]

I've seen a few TLCisms pop up on BF the last couple of days

The all purpose answer (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?p=12630660#post12630660)

Also like this one by FF (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?p=12626970#post12626970)

haha...patto_man is so oblivious :o

[SonOfReep]

I <3 patto_man

[SonOfReep]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/group.php?groupid=51

Join mai grp pls

[Godfrey Jones]

you're all n00bs, im the only one with ptato_nom as a friend

[rumblah]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/group.php?groupid=51

Join mai grp pls
k...

[Mancey]

On a fishing forum i frequent, there was talk of a lot of big sharks hanging around in Cockburn Sound. One guy, who avidly kayak fishes the area for snapper posted....

Struth, any ideas on what type of shark it was Dan?

This is why the buddy system on kayaks is so important. For every buddy you take with you, it reduces your chance of being eaten by 50%

I had to reply

Mathematics Fail!

Yeah....not that funny, but i'm claiming it as a TLCism outside of TLC

[peternorth]

....

1. rockets bear = pedo bear (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12660819&postcount=5)


pics or it never happened (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12660879&postcount=41)

[NSWCROW]

A chick i ( sorta ) know posted a status update on FB , that she had gotten her baps out at friday night drinks.

A quick - " PICS OR IT NEVER HAPPENED " ,soon had me erased from her friends list
:(
( Hotazz )

[Godfrey Jones]

thats a little harsh

[cowboy18]

Seems to be creeping into the fishing board.

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=495826

[SonOfReep]

patto_man just added me as a friend!

[Mike Oxlong]

patto_man just added me as a friend!

patto_man just abused the shit out of me :( LOL

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/member.php?u=11486

[SonOfReep]

patto_pwned

[Whacker]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12675058&postcount=126

[SonOfReep]

Oh crap was that on the Main Board?!

[Whacker]

you naughty naughty boy

[PowerKat]

Oh crap was that on the Main Board?!

Enjoy your ban (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12676149&postcount=127)

[Mike Oxlong]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12675058&postcount=126

enjoy your patto_ban

[Machete KruZin]

My comment in today's Herald Sun. (http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/comments/0,22023,24437625-19742,00.html)

[walshy]

They threatend to take away my spec. modratership unless i toned down my posts, that made me a sad panda
Oh my... lol :D:D

[SonOfReep]

My comment in today's Herald Sun. (http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/comments/0,22023,24437625-19742,00.html)



Please PM me the pics your avatar is based on KruZ :thumbsu:

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

I thought a friend of mine had gotten the sack so the next morning I rang up asking for his job. They said "no he is still working here. Who told you he had been sacked?" (http://www.limboclub.com/forum/showpost.php?p=91914&postcount=288)

[Travyo]

Please PM me the pics your avatar is based on KruZ :thumbsu:
Fuck the pics, get the video, Eva goes off:thumbsu:

[SonOfReep]

Eva Destruction?

[Jack Frost]

I thought a friend of mine had gotten the sack so the next morning I rang up asking for his job. They said "no he is still working here. Who told you he had been sacked?" (http://www.limboclub.com/forum/showpost.php?p=91914&postcount=288)

Did you send him a t-shirt ?

[Machete KruZin]

Did you send him a t-shirt ?

Get in line, my kids still waiting for the size small, Chief promised to send.

[rossi]

My comment in today's Herald Sun. (http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/comments/0,22023,24437625-19742,00.html)


Disgrace, not even a real trade He won't leave We will never hear of this again after trade period; I'd give it two weeks, tops
Posted by: rossi of adelaide 4:10pm today
Comment 18 of 18

[Machete KruZin]

Nice one Rossi. :):thumbsu:

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Get in line, my kids still waiting for the size small, Chief promised to send.
Did he? Bastard.

[PowerKat]

Disgrace, not even a real trade He won't leave We will never hear of this again after trade period; I'd give it two weeks, tops
Posted by: rossi of adelaide 4:10pm today
Comment 18 of 18

haha :p

I liked the username: sydney of melbourne of melbourne :thumbsu:

[yessir-mustafa]

Get in line, my kids still waiting for the size small, Chief promised to send.
My kids are waiting for Cheif to come home.

[onS fo eRep]

lol, check it now.

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/comments/0,22023,24437625-19742,00.html

EDIT: I was patto_man.

[Brenno]

http://i38.tinypic.com/16gg13q.jpg

[Hobby Farmer]

I spent the week camping with friends. One of their kids was being a shit and out popped the "try hitting her" before I had even considered it. Fortunately the response was "Now that's a bloody good idea......."

TH

[Machete KruZin]

"Try hitting him then post n00dz"

I can't believe the HUN published that! :D Good one Brenno. :thumbsu:

[FG]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?p=12726067#post12726067

[Higgs Boson]

When I am sitting in the cinema and yell out at the top of my lungs "disgrace, not even real"

I would so, like, rofl if I actually heard that in a cinema.

[Mike Oxlong]

I went water skiing yesterday and there were a few crew there i didn't know. Standing around in between ski's and we were talking about how much more money you have when you don't have a handbrake (single guy there has spent 30K+ on his see-doo). This guy says "tell me about it, my $250 sunnies blew off when i was on the jetski before and my wife is going to spew"

There was dead silence coz all the whipped fucks didn't want to say anything coz they would also be in trouble had they done the same and the couple of single dudes there clearly couldn't think of anything witty to say. So after about 3 seconds of uncomfortable silence I gave the old "try hitting her" line a run!!!!

Was a hit with boys, not so much with the ladies:thumbsu:

[rossi]

I went water skiing yesterday and there were a few crew there i didn't know. Standing around in between ski's and we were talking about how much more money you have when you don't have a handbrake (single guy there has spent 30K+ on his see-doo). This guy says "tell me about it, my $250 sunnies blew off when i was on the jetski before and my wife is going to spew"

There was dead silence coz all the whipped fucks didn't want to say anything coz they would also be in trouble had they done the same and the couple of single dudes there clearly couldn't think of anything witty to say. So after about 3 seconds of uncomfortable silence I gave the old "try hitting her" line a run!!!!

Was a hit with boys, not so much with the ladies:thumbsu:
Chicks just don't understand good humor

[BuzzKillington]

lol, check it now.

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/comments/0,22023,24437625-19742,00.html

EDIT: I was patto_man.
I knew Merrindahl can't help but give her opinion.

[Machete KruZin]

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,24458375-5000117,00.html

http://i37.tinypic.com/307m7it.jpg

P.Edobear, always thinking of the children.

[Higgs Boson]

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/comments/0,22023,24437625-19742,00.html

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y32/spaceshipafrica/lolcano.gif

[Machete KruZin]

^ lol This article just keeps giving. :D:thumbsu:

[peternorth]

contribution made but not yet published because im a respectible journo

[Godfrey Jones]

theres a forum ive been a part of since '01

reminds me a lot of limbo club, with all the inside jokes and crude humour and shit

anyways for the past few weeks ive been finding myself dropping alot of tlc'isms haha. dont know why they have no idea what it all means.

i just posted a race car bed in the shoutbox!!

h1phop.com

we were supposed to return to work tomorrow but found out my boss doesnt return until the 12th :D :D :D :D so i have more time to kill, yay

[peternorth]

t

anyways for the past few weeks ive been finding myself dropping alot of tlc'isms haha. dont know why they have no idea what it all means.

i just posted a race car bed in the shoutbox!!

h1phop.com



HAHAHAHAHAHA PISSSAA!! :thumbsu::thumbsu::thumbsu:

[Godfrey Jones]

LMAO this article just keeps going...

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/comments/0,22023,24437625-19742,00.html

[Syd]

LMAO this article just keeps going...

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/comments/0,22023,24437625-19742,00.html

My Muarry from Frankston post seems to have been culled. :(

[SonOfReep]

My Muarry from Frankston post seems to have been culled. :(

So did mine Syd. We should have collaborated on it.

[Swamp]

My Muarry from Frankston post seems to have been culled. :(

Why would they cull some but not others? Seems like whoevers on mod duties is in on the joke now anyway.

[Syd]

So did mine Syd. We should have collaborated on it.

Well that explains it!

They probably mistook me for you!! :(

and, I work alone.
Ask the missus. ;)

[SonOfReep]

Well that explains it!

They probably mistook me for you!! :(

and, I work alone.
Ask the missus. ;)

Did yours pertain to your big boy mates from the Sundowner giving that weedy ferker O'Keefe a Kananook bath?

[Syd]

Did yours pertain to your big boy mates from the Sundowner giving that weedy ferker O'Keefe a Kananook bath?

Great minds think alike Reepy!

So how did you get on my wavelength??

[SonOfReep]

Great minds think alike Reepy!

So how did you get on my wavelength??

Recess is over for both of us?

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/qantas-forced-landing-in-exmouth-injures-40-passengers-20081007-4vpd.html

I think Muarry of Frnakston needs to email the tip-off address.

[Mancey]

heheh

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/comments/0,22023,24437625-19742,00.html

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/109/okeefeoo1.jpg



There's been a flurry...

[Machete KruZin]

Hey, who left that last comment? I'm P.Edobear, damn it!

[FG]

Very subtle takeover of every HS article.

[rossi]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?p=12741741#post12741741

Originally Posted by banana_bus http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/curves/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?p=12741665#post12741665)
What the hell is a frat pick?

And dont be stupid, of course wed give our first rounder for HMac, hell wed give 2 if we them.


Originally Posted by rossi http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/curves/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?p=12741665#post12741665)
Accidentally the whole draft picks?

[bigpapagman]

i'm tipping im gonna get a herald sun infraction after the last two i posted.

[SonOfReep]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?p=12758309#post12758309

[Higgs Boson]

LOL, I just remembered this (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=232820). I thought it was funny at the time, even if I say so myself.

[SonOfReep]

Poor Murray, no-one wil reconise him

[bigpapagman]

they might accidentally the whole Murray though.

[Higgs Boson]

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/comments/0,22023,24469737-19742,00.html

Posts 19 and 21 FTW.

[Roddy Woomble]

Hey, who left that last comment? I'm P.Edobear, damn it!

You rape kids? :eek::confused:

[onS fo eRep]

The fuck is wrong with the Herald Sun site? I'm trying to post my comment and I keep getting microsoft error reports.

There is a good chance this will just fizz over and Geelong will accidentally the whole trade. I give Essendon and Melbourne two weeks, tops, to come up with a suitable proposal before the end of trade week. One idea would be Prismall and pick 15 for a race car bed, Cortney Johns and n00dz of Hawks' supposed threesome.

[Jack Frost]

The fuck is wrong with the Herald Sun site? I'm trying to post my comment and I keep getting microsoft error reports.

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They're onto us like a gnat on a dogs dick

[PowerKat]

OK, fess up - who writes for the Fin Review and used the line "...one, or two years, tops." in an article about bank takeovers?

[SonOfReep]

OK, fess up - who writes for the Fin Review and used the line "...one, or two years, tops." in an article about bank takeovers?

_looks sidelong_

Who else is in the finance industry?

[hong_kong_bond]

_looks sidelong_

Who else is in the finance industry?
me, but that wasn't me....

I might have to try and work something like that into my next bank presentation though...good idea!

[beez]

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/comments/0,22023,24469737-19742,00.html

Posts 19 and 21 FTW.

Just did a nice post under one of I_am_a_gay's numerous alias :thumbsu:

[peternorth]

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/sport/afl/story/0,26576,24474796-19742,00.html

get in

[BuzzKillington]

Look at this bunch of spastics

http://www.boycottnandos.com/pledge.aspx

I think they need to hear what TLC has to say about the issue

[SonOfReep]

Uh oh!

Muarry is back!

http://blogs.news.com.au/bossy/index.php/news/comments/i_dont_like_kids_am_i_warped/P120/

[peternorth]

^^^^ hahahahaha

[peternorth]

Uh oh!

Muarry is back!

http://blogs.news.com.au/bossy/index.php/news/comments/i_dont_like_kids_am_i_warped/P120/

oh by the way reepy wheres my scarlett animated avatar?

[SonOfReep]

It is still at my house under my bed :(

Sure you wouldn't prefer an animated McLovin?

[peternorth]

It is still at my house under my bed :(

Sure you wouldn't prefer an animated McLovin?

scarlett!!!

[PowerKat]

At the work quiz night last Fri we were about to take a break after a couple of rounds, so people could recharge drinks and/or have a smoko etc. I convinced the MC to say "back in 10"

[SonOfReep]

At the work quiz night last Fri we were about to take a break after a couple of rounds, so people could recharge drinks and/or have a smoko etc. I convinced the MC to say "back in 10"

By flashing your forearm?

[Machete KruZin]

By flashing your forearm?

Back in 5

[Mike Oxlong]

Look at this bunch of spastics

http://www.boycottnandos.com/pledge.aspx

I think they need to hear what TLC has to say about the issue

look how little support they have got. I fucking hate shit like this. It's a fucking ad for fucks sake. :mad: :mad: :mad:

I'd like to try hitting them!!!!!

[SonOfReep]

How long before their board is filled up with messages of support from TLCers?

[Fapio]

I didn't use any TLC-isms, but I gave them a mouthful

[SonOfReep]

I didn't use any TLC-isms, but I gave them a mouthful

...Of flame-grilled chicken, basted with Nando's famous peri-peri sauce?

And cum?

[Mancey]

Jeez i <3 nandos

[Fapio]

...Of flame-grilled chicken, basted with Nando's famous peri-peri sauce?

And cum?
Dang it, your making me hungry

[Travyo]

I also posted a message going rank, more so at V from Adelaide.

[Fapio]

Someone show me who V is and ill slap him senseless

Why are so many people on that site from Adelaide? Dang it!

[peternorth]

oJ7zaPh9L2I

pxsjhREHH3M

[BuzzKillington]

Jeez i <3 nandos
Fucken right

I tried posting a few comments but it seems none of them have gotten through, oversensitive cuntys cant take a bit of criticism

[BuzzKillington]

Oh yeh, I'd give that stripper a fix of my gum

[bigburger]

I just went and saw that new Step-Brothers and during the movie one of the characters said when refering to how long he thinks his brother will last in his new job "two weeks, tops". It made me chuckle even more.

[Fapio]

I am going to watch that movie for that reason bigburger!

[bigpapagman]

I just went and saw that new Step-Brothers and during the movie one of the characters said when refering to how long he thinks his brother will last in his new job "two weeks, tops". It made me chuckle even more.
i did pick up on that. fell into the aisle.

[Fapio]

Work rang me up at 9:30 am and asked me to come in at 10 am. Wtf? I was still asleep dang it! I replied with a swift "DO NOT WANT" and hung up


I spend way too much time on here...

[Geelong_Sicko]

Look at this bunch of spastics

http://www.boycottnandos.com/pledge.aspx

I think they need to hear what TLC has to say about the issue

I LOVE this page!


http://www.boycottnandos.com/history_of_filth.aspx

It is only when you start investigating Nandos that their disgusting History of filth is exposed.

In the last nine years, no less than six of their advertisements have been investigated due to their disgusting, vile, sexist content.

Complaints by Concerned Citizens to the Advertising Standards Bureau


The F-Word

‘The “F” word is used repeatedly but beeped out. Other uncouth language is also used. I find this ad offensive and feel that we should not be reinforcing Oasis’ bad behaviour……This ad is not appropriate for daytime airing…

Chicken Sex

The audio says something like "do you want to know how our chicken is made?" Then they proceed to show a rooster copulating with a hen. I don't know about other people, but I find that offensive in any time slot.The next thing we know will be beef producers/butchers/wool manufacturers all showing how their product was created. I wonder if we showed two naked people having sex to produce a baby, that that would be acceptable. I think not!

Belittling Refugees


"These fowl ads make light of asylum seekers sewing their lips together…to use the horror of the plight of fellow human beings for profit is one of the most disgusting things anyone could do."
"There is sufficient vilification and ignorance in this country about various racial groups post Sept 11, and the recent spate of suicide bombings, and this type of advertising is openly contributing to it."
"The matter of the detainees and their conditions and behaviour is not a suitable subject for
humour."
"…very, very poor, bad taste, and trivializing a very important subject. Whatever the politics are, and whether it is right or wrong that the people should be in detention or not, it is not a subject that should be made light of and put in an advert for chicken!"
"Why is there always someone out there prepared to make money on the back of someone else’s
misery?"
"I found the exploitation of the plight of those currently detained at Woomera to be appalling."
"…I believe the ad is both insensitive to the issue of the people being detained there and belittles
them and their situation."

Selling Women's Bodies


"The play on ‘centrefold’ as a reference to soft porn magazines which objectify women’s bodies as objects of consumption … The reference to ‘natural breasts and firm buns’ which equates the burger with a woman."

Old People Sex

Below is a description of their filth:

DESCRIPTION OF THE ADVERTISEMENT
This radio advertisement consists of a conversation between an elderly couple about Nando’s
Espetada chicken:
Bob: Look at this Bev! Bev: Wow. That’s well hung!
Bob: Look at it dangling there. It’s huge. Bev: It looks nice.
Bob: You want a pice of it? Bev: Ooooh yes….Mmmmm
Bob: Tastes good hey?
A male voiceover announces “Nando’s Espetada. Marinated chicken thigh fillets skewered then flame grilled with Peri-Peri and hung over the side dish of your choice. Nando’s Espetada. It’s well-hung chicken.
Bob: Careful Bev, it’s dribbling down your chin.

A wonderful concerned citizen writes:

This ad is lewd and honestly, makes me feel a bit sick. The mental picture created by the ad is not a pleasant one.
It’s clearly trying to reference sexual connotations...Obviously we are dropping our standards and are happy for young, impressionable teenagers to have a giggle at this style of marketing whilst knowing what they are referencing.

Mocking the Mentally Ill


They suggest a nando-fix patch would be useful for someone "who can’t be trusted with cutlery", and show a mentally unwell woman in a straightjacket with bulbous eyes. As a member of lobby groups for reduction in stigma and wellbeing of those afflicted with mental illnesses, I find this portrayal distressing and in very bad taste.

I'm sure the morally bankrupt staff at Nandos find it amusing to mock the disabled or mentally ill, but society needs to take a stand against this low-life corporation.

If you agree with these people, PLEDGE (http://www.boycottnandos.com/pledge.aspx) to never eat there again.

:D :D :D !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For fuck's sake!!

[Machete KruZin]

Mmmmmm, Nando's. :)

[pickman]

My god what a pathetic site, get a sense of humour motherfuckers!

Probably started by some stuck up bitch who's jealous that her body isn't like the stripper in the add :thumbsd:

On a side note, the woman who plays the stripper in that ad, simply incredible body :thumbsu: :thumbsu: :thumbsu:

[Swamp]

Fucking Merrindahl Andrews is up against Nando's now

[walshy]

Vic Market yesterday:

Me: DO you mind if I try some of your Mango?

Vendor: Sure, try this (cuts up some Mango)

Now, I was disappointed with this and they were expensive, and without thinking, blurted out (quite loud) "Disgrace, not even sweet"

As soon as I said it, I realised, but by then everyone was looking, so I shuffled away, embarrassed.

[Jack Frost]

Vic Market yesterday:

Me: DO you mind if I try some of your Mango?

Vendor: Sure, try this (cuts up some Mango)

Now, I was disappointed with this and they were expensive, and without thinking, blurted out (quite loud) "Disgrace, not even sweet"

As soon as I said it, I realised, but by then everyone was looking, so I shuffled away, embarrassed.

When everyone was looking you should have yelled at the top of your lungs "Go lie on yourselves"

[Banana Republican]

The mangos will be tops in 2 weeks

[walshy]

Actually, I found some decent ones after that. Still too expensive. :thumbsd:

[Swamp]

I was calling people 'cuntloads' all night last night

[bigpapagman]

i cuntloaded up a couple of times myself, actually.

[Higgs Boson]

http://blogs.theage.com.au/lifestyle/allmenareliars/archives/2008/12/monkey_boy.html?page=fullpage#comments

Middle and bottom of page.

[Swamp]

http://www.australianopen.com/en_AU/news/match_reports/2009-01-23/200901231232707012781.html#

Comment at 10:49pm

[pickman]

http://www.australianopen.com/en_AU/news/match_reports/2009-01-23/200901231232707012781.html#

Comment at 10:49pm

Nice work Patrick M ;)

[Swamp]

Patrick Man is a solid contributer to page comments around the intewebz

[CATS]

Patrick Man is a solid contributer to page comments around the intewebz
Is he related to Patto_Man by any chance?? :eek:

[Swamp]

Is he related to Patto_Man by any chance?? :eek:

Are you related to Ben Carbonaro by any chance?

[CATS]

Are you related to Ben Carbonaro by any chance?
I think he is my 2nd cousin.

I think my sister has the assburgers gene. We must be related.

[crackers57]

Are you related to Ben Carbonaro by any chance?

Get those knickers down, Cats and cop that "whackity whack whack"

[pickman]

I've added my contribution under the name Patto Man, hope it appears on the site.

[pickman]

Damn, John H beat me to a barell roll reference! :o

[Geelong_Sicko]

I've tried signing up to various sites under the name 'Yuric Hunt', but sadly to no avail thus far. Will hillairity ever ensue?

[Swamp]

Damn, John H beat me to a barell roll reference! :o

Though that custard filled pastry sounds quite delicious

[pickman]

Though that custard filled pastry sounds quite delicious

Yeah, had to get a Danish reference somewhere :p

[LondonCalling]

I was talking to my property manager the other day, and he was telling me that the time for a replacement oven to get here would be "two weeks tops".

I LOL'd and asked "Otherwise, bath time?"

Shit got awkward after that

[gangsta deluxe]

Comment at 11:03

http://www.australianopen.com/en_AU/news/match_reports/2009-01-23/200901231232707012781.html

[PowerKat]

When we were on hols the girls decided to do a quick drive to a nearby town (just down the road) to check out a holiday house for next year. On the way to the car I said to the guys "back in 10".

[Shiny McShine]

Being a little slow only gets you a modship.

Being a lot slow gets you a special mod gong.

Retrospective self-pwn.

[Syd]

Retrospective self-pwn.

Good get.

I think........ :(

[Guy Incognito]

I wonder if I'll be banned for a tlc related post. Post 23 (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=555579&page=2)

[Turtles]

English today:

Teacher: Where's your book?
Girlfriend: Uhhhh...don't have it.
Teacher: *shakes head*
Me: Don't worry I'll hit her later.
Teacher: That is NOT(he really emphasised the NOT) funny. My least favourite subject. *death stares me for about 15 seconds*
Me: *desperately trying to restrain myself from more jokes*


Some people just can't take a good joke.

[Mike Oxlong]

English today:

Teacher: Where's your book?
Girlfriend: Uhhhh...don't have it.
Teacher: *shakes head*
Me: Don't worry I'll hit her later.
Teacher: That is NOT(he really emphasised the NOT) funny. My least favourite subject. *death stares me for about 15 seconds*
Me: *desperately trying to restrain myself from more jokes*


Some people just can't take a good joke.

LOL that's my kind of humour.

:thumbsu: :thumbsu:

[Mancey]

Saw this one on the BF supercoach forum

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?p=14152280#post14152280

Cos it's ****in 9am and my misses is still asleep thought id start a discussion thread on what we'd like to see changed on this forum.
Mine would be:
A repping system - on a different forum i frequent they have a rep system. For those who arent familiar with it. Each poster is allocated x amount of reps to give each day. Let's say 5, and when someone makes a good point or makes a funny post they receive a rep. Your reps then increase with the amount of reps you get. The more rep power you have the more weight your rep is worth and the recipients rep power increases faster accordingly. This can work in reverse as well and you can give negative reps, so if someone is out of line or makes a rubbish post they get a negative rep and their power goes down.

Too easy

Rep got removed from BF a long time ago, mainly from people sooking over it

Its a shame tho, because i had HUNDREDS of rep points

[Whacker]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?p=14785661#post14785661

Post 466 to 469

[pickman]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?p=14785661#post14785661

Post 466 to 469


I've done my bit to add to the discussion ;)

[LondonCalling]

The Subway/NZ Ice cream/Doughnuts place on Chapel st, has a doughnut special called "For Big Boys Only"...or something like that.

Was in there with the Mrs the other day, and we were talking about how gross it was, so I dropped in a "You'd have to do a lot of cables to work that off. Two weeks worth...tops." she just looked bemused, so I threatened to try hitting her. The girl making my sub looked equally bemused.

[Fapio]

yesterday at the footy I met my mate at half time and I talked to his friend for like 2 minutes. I told him Taylor walker gave me aids. Kind of a tlcism i think

[PowerKat]

Lady at work had her teenage son on the phone. At one point in the conversation I heard a sarcastic "Thanks Ben" - and I laughed quietly to myself.

Also, posted this in Bay13, but I think it could be argued this was not 'inappropriate'

I hate it when the record gets stuck

[crackers57]

Lady at work had her teenage son on the phone. At one point in the conversation I heard a sarcastic "Thanks Ben" - and I laughed quietly to myself.

Also, posted this in Bay13, but I think it could be argued this was not 'inappropriate'

Shut up dickhead

[Lach72]

Shut up dickhead

Harsh but fair

[jimmy35]

I'd fuck her .

[Lach72]

I'd fuck her .

You'd fuck Suzi, so maybe no positives there for PK?

[PowerKat]

there's always a positive Lach

[jimmy35]

Not for a Docker .

[jaxxon]

Vintage jimmy

[peternorth]

referred to a mate as a canadian. he didnt realise it was an insult.

told a mate i once touched magic johnson. he said "you have aids!". i replied "no, i have teh AIDZ"

[Syd]

referred to a mate as a canadian.

Do you remember when you weren't peternorth. :mad:

[peternorth]

Do you remember when you weren't peternorth. :mad:

im not Peter North. peternorth is ded :(

[PowerKat]

Email convo with a Bombers supporter who now lives in Brisbane

Him: Lovett for Burgoyne. Fair swap !!!
Me: No deal !! if that happens I will go postal
Him: I know it is above Ports expectations. Plus Who wants to live in Adelaide !!!
Me: Now you’re getting silly – the sun’s getting to you
Him: I would rather be in the sun than be 30mins behind!!!

he he he he

Plus Essendon made Wanganeen a Champion so S. Burgoyne should be a good fit.

Me: Wangas was a champ from birth – obviously that’s why the bombers took him when he was still a babby AND a premiership player

[peternorth]

Email convo with a Bombers supporter who now lives in Brisbane

Him: Lovett for Burgoyne. Fair swap !!!
Me: No deal !! if that happens I will go postal
Him: I know it is above Ports expectations. Plus Who wants to live in Adelaide !!!
Me: Now you’re getting silly – the sun’s getting to you
Him: I would rather be in the sun than be 30mins behind!!!

he he he he

Plus Essendon made Wanganeen a Champion so S. Burgoyne should be a good fit.

Me: Wangas was a champ from birth – obviously that’s why the bombers took him when he was still a babby AND a premiership player


is there a nsfw conversation you wanna share?

[T-Bone]

Having a joke with a co-worker. Turned around and said don't make me get the big boys and go Murray on your arse. The look I got in return was priceless.

[Curtis Stone]

Having a joke with a co-worker. Turned around and said don't make me get the big boys and go Murray on your arse. The look I got in return was priceless.

Probably wondering who 'Murray' is.

Muarry on the other hand...

[LondonCalling]

Heh.

I had a meeting with these guys (http://home.vicnet.net.au/~kananook/) today

[Pol Pot]

Details LC

[LondonCalling]

Having consultations and briefings with enviro lobbyists everywhere before Policy Assembly.

These guys were on the list today. Was shitting myself as the office was full of weedy ferkers, and they could all be big boys and if we didn't follow their demands....well y'know.

One of them was a Collingwood supporter no less, which was unnerving. Reckons it's all but a done deal that Eddie McGuire will be running for the ALP in either Higgins or Kooyong at the next Federal Election... :/

[Pol Pot]

Fuck the tree-huggers, should have turned up in leather, and carrying a bag of woodchips

[LondonCalling]

Oh no, I quite like making them drive an hour out to the suburbs, make them think that we're listening to them, have them turn up to our functions and fundraisers, then do the complete opposite come election time.

Means they don't handcuff themselves to the office too early

[Curtis Stone]

Any mention of a bath?

Surely.

[LondonCalling]

I was going to mention it, but then remembered I dropped a few Paganisms in a cabinet meeting the other day to wide eyed stares. Either they'd never heard of it or they see no problem dancing with their sister.

[Pol Pot]

I'll take option B thanks Eddie

[peternorth]

http://i44.tinypic.com/5agvlz.jpg

[PowerKat]

is there a nsfw conversation you wanna share?

I don't have written nsfw conversations with work colleagues ;)

[peternorth]

I don't have written nsfw conversations with work colleagues ;)

during work hours they're work colleagues.

after work its game on (where game on = orgies yes?)

[PowerKat]

during work hours they're work colleagues.

after work its game on (where game on = orgies yes?)

Sometimes it's 'drinks on me' after work :D Far from orgies though - lol

I'm happy to open the bar for my team - after all, they work damn hard so that I can spend half my day mucking around on the net :thumbsu:

[peternorth]

Sometimes it's 'drinks on me' after work :D Far from orgies though - lol




ive seen things like this. naked women lying still covered in sushi while devious men feast on the raw fish.

similar?

[Cuntis Maximus]

I was going to mention it, but then remembered I dropped a few Paganisms in a cabinet meeting the other day to wide eyed stares. Either they'd never heard of it or they see no problem dancing with their sister.


Wine cabinet??

Or was it that they aren't used to the tea lady making comments when the important people are talking?

[PowerKat]

ive seen things like this. naked women lying still covered in sushi while devious men feast on the raw fish.

similar?

not yet :p

[LondonCalling]

Wine cabinet??

Or was it that they aren't used to the tea lady making comments when the important people are talking?

Someone's forgotten to take their pills again....:(

[Cuntis Maximus]

Someone's forgotten to take their pills again....:(


Nah...someones a sanctimonious big noter who has as much chance of making it big in public life as I have of rooting Beyonce.

[Lach72]

not yet :p

So there's still hope? Epic win :thumbsu:

[T-Bone]

Nah...someones a sanctimonious big noter who has as much chance of making it big in public life as I have of rooting Beyonce.


I don't think your ready for her jelly.

[rick James]

Maybe so, but bushie's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Did a "back in ten" to the family when going to get ice for the eskys at a family BBQ. Mild, but gave me a small twinge of jollity. Plus I was in a ninja suit (http://www.realultimatepower.net/).

[Lance Uppercut]

Did a "back in ten" to the family when going to get ice for the eskys at a family BBQ.

would have been more amusing if you'd gone away to fap

[LondonCalling]

Nah...someones a sanctimonious big noter who has as much chance of making it big in public life as I have of rooting Beyonce.


Shit, guess I should expect my offer of modship for the Freo board anyday now then.

[Hobby Farmer]

You'd make a great docker LC. Welcome aboard.

[LondonCalling]

Not until I get my Clive wig and football-shower.

[ninjamario]

What's a t00b?

[Geelong_Sicko]

What's a t00b?

Search function, t00b

[gangsta deluxe]

MEMES ARE FOR SLUTS

[peternorth]

so doing bench presses at the gym this morn, start laughing. as a result my trainer had to lift the fucking thing off me.

why? this sig came into my head

Originally Posted by fryingpan View Post
No I said I know a few guys that have sucked cock before and aren't gay

I don't want to sound like a queer or nuthin' but I'd really like to make love to you tonight

thanks tex

[Pol Pot]

Not a problem there Pete. I was driving somewhere the other day with the mrs (PK!) and pulled up in a shithouse park.

"1337 parking skillz." Mrs just looked at me. Wut?

[peternorth]

Not a problem there Pete. I was driving somewhere the other day with the mrs (PK!) and pulled up in a shithouse park.

"1337 parking skillz." Mrs just looked at me. Wut?

wait, wat?

[peternorth]

ok, who's the journo here?

SYDNEY (AFP) – More than 100, and possibly hundreds, of Antarctic icebergs are floating towards New Zealand in a rare event which has prompted a shipping warning, officials said on Monday.

[peternorth]

Ben C of Hillside Posted at 2:14 PM Today

What happened to Mitch Johnson was very unprofessional. Im a bowler aswell and people in the crowd can say hurtful things. Mitch just ignore them! Also his girlfriends dress was really beautiful.



http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/mum-was-to-blame-mitchell-johnson/story-e6frf9if-1225802622909

[thegrach]

Sadly that seems to be the actual Ben C. Vale impersonators :(

[PowerKat]

there isn't one, yet, but this thread needs at least one IMO ;)

$100 Notes (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=670789)

[Geelong_Sicko]

This bloke from Darwin allegedly called Matty Stokes and asks how long he can hold the 'stuff for'

"Two weeks, tops" came the reply.

[Hobby Farmer]

Paying for groceries in pemberton when I fucked up my PIN. Pretty young think tells me the PIN is incorrect. Did it again, got it right. Told her....









'Sorry, My autism must have kicked in'

[Blitzer]

Paying for groceries in pemberton when I fucked up my PIN. Pretty young think tells me the PIN is incorrect. Did it again, got it right. Told her....









'Sorry, My autism must have kicked in'

:thumbsu: She might have tried to pinch money out of your account, given you're a mongy and all!

[pickman]

I actually had TLCism at work today, which got a few non-TLC chuckles

Co-worker 1 - "J (not her full name) will be away for the rest of the week"

Co-worker 2 - "Why, whats wrong?"

Pickman - "Cos she's dead!"


To be honest i wouldn't been too upset if this was the case as neither "J" and myself have a high of each other, mainly on account of her being a mong!

[peternorth]

not a TLCism as such but "your language is offensive" is making into my daily verbal lexicon

[peternorth]

fuck i used "2 weeks tops" yesterday in a conversation. didnt realise till after the talk ended.

[Histrionics]

I used "try hitting her" at work. Got laughs, WIN!

[thegrach]

Stick with us son, we'll make you a star*






*May or may not happen**










**Probability of this happening is directly linked to fee payments

[Ninty]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a69/Ninty/TLC.jpg

[Mancey]

What was that on ninty?

This was in bay 13 this morn in the "People more deserving of a contract extension than Dean Bailey" (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?p=16954876#post16954876) thread

http://static.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/58100/58145.1.jpg

[peternorth]

What was that on ninty?

This was in bay 13 this morn in the "People more deserving of a contract extension than Dean Bailey" (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?p=16954876#post16954876) thread


hahaha fritzl made an appearance too

[Ninty]

TWITTERRRRR TWEEEEEEEET.

[Blitzer]

Here's one. The basketball stadium i play at is the Templestowe Leisure Centre, and when i was having free throws tonight i noticed for the first time "TLC" was written on the ball! Mid shot i was thinking about doing a barrel roll and ripping out some "Tardin' like a Benny!" :thumbsu:

[Cletus Van Damme]

I've been using the term "meltdown" a lot lately.

Normally it happens during or after a night out when some chick gets drunk and has a cry about some boy or being fat. I refer to it as a meltdown. The same applies for blokes who have meltdowns over chicks.

The term has actually caught on a bit, especially at my work.

[pickman]

I've been using the term "meltdown" a lot lately.

Yeah, meltdown is now very much part of daily vocabulary. It think it works well.

[_JC_]

Yeah, meltdown is now very much part of daily vocabulary. It think it works well.

Thanks Buffalo Bill

[FarQue]

Client asked me how long his project would take to complete, I said "two weeks, tops"

Realised later it would take almost 4 weeks. Rang him back to apologise and I could have sworn he muttered "c***" under his breathe. Should have told him to enjoy his ban.

[pickman]

Thanks Buffalo Bill

lol, I didn't notice that typo :D

Here enjoy your prize

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