mocaholic
23rd August 2006, 15:24
Here’s another one from BF that I’ll load up here.
Two of my mates were up at the Knox Club and one of them picked a bird up and took her home. Mind you, it was late, and when he climbed into bed with her, he found he just couldn’t be bothered and went to sleep. The girl was suitably miffed and took her bat and ball (so to speak) and left.
A couple of hours later, the other mate (this is the guy from the “Man’s best friend” thread) turns up and believes he’s in for a threesome (these two blokes used to deliberately go out and try and pick up for a spit-roast, and were often successful), so he nudes up and jumps in my mates bed. Of course there’s only his mate there snoozing away but he couldn’t be stuffed going out to the couch so he goes to sleep too.
In the morning, the first guy wakes up and now feels like a bit. So he rams his WUF up against the arse of the ‘bird’ he picked up last night, signalling his intention in the time-honoured, Metrosexual way. The ‘bird’ wakes up very suddenly, and yells “What the FUCK do you think you’re doing?”, to which the response is “Well, what the FUCK do you think you’re doing nude in my bed?” Various recriminations ensue with the upshot is that they decide to never tell anybody about it (as you would), which is broken about two weeks later when they’re both at a party, getting hammered, and retell the story to all and sundry in stereo.
Two of my mates were up at the Knox Club and one of them picked a bird up and took her home. Mind you, it was late, and when he climbed into bed with her, he found he just couldn’t be bothered and went to sleep. The girl was suitably miffed and took her bat and ball (so to speak) and left.
A couple of hours later, the other mate (this is the guy from the “Man’s best friend” thread) turns up and believes he’s in for a threesome (these two blokes used to deliberately go out and try and pick up for a spit-roast, and were often successful), so he nudes up and jumps in my mates bed. Of course there’s only his mate there snoozing away but he couldn’t be stuffed going out to the couch so he goes to sleep too.
In the morning, the first guy wakes up and now feels like a bit. So he rams his WUF up against the arse of the ‘bird’ he picked up last night, signalling his intention in the time-honoured, Metrosexual way. The ‘bird’ wakes up very suddenly, and yells “What the FUCK do you think you’re doing?”, to which the response is “Well, what the FUCK do you think you’re doing nude in my bed?” Various recriminations ensue with the upshot is that they decide to never tell anybody about it (as you would), which is broken about two weeks later when they’re both at a party, getting hammered, and retell the story to all and sundry in stereo.