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Marketed
6th October 2008, 17:54
I have recently been diagnosed with assburgers. Recently i have been having bouts of "fits" where i feel the urge to watch netball games whilst in my skinnies. I am hoping to apply for a netball journalist position so that i can impregnate those bitches with my seed.


There is no cure for this horrible disease, but i am hoping to raise enough funds so that i can attend a local netball game, as my assburgers makes me purchase expensive wanker clothes.


To give call 1300 ASSBURGERS

Pi$$_in_the_ass
6th October 2008, 18:09
I have recently been diagnosed with assburgers. Recently i have been having bouts of "fits" where i feel the urge to watch netball games whilst in my skinnies. I am hoping to apply for a netball journalist position so that i can impregnate those bitches with my seed.


There is no cure for this horrible disease, but i am hoping to raise enough funds so that i can attend a local netball game, as my assburgers makes me purchase expensive wanker clothes.


To give call 1300 ASSBURGERS

Cant help with the funds....But my Impregnating netballer skiils are top shelf.

Fapio
6th October 2008, 18:19
uhhh...ok?

Higgs Boson
6th October 2008, 18:30
Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass burgers.

Power King
6th October 2008, 19:11
Ass burger?

http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A80127/high/npi7-ass-burger.jpg

FG
6th October 2008, 19:22
Dude has some serious bruising.

Swamp
6th October 2008, 21:06
Yeah I'l have an assburger, large fries, fanta, a box of cookies and a m&m mcflurry thanks

Pi$$_in_the_ass
6th October 2008, 22:07
Yeah I'l have an assburger, large fries, fanta, a box of cookies and a m&m mcflurry thanks

Fuck yeh... ill have a mmmcslurry to pls.