TLC the Board Game!

[Syd]

Chirf rang me in a panic earlier today to discuss his financial plight in the wake of the recent stock market crash.

I suggested we package the gold that lies (on itself) within TLC and mass market a board game based on all the resident miscreants we have.

The board has been drafted and we need your help filling the spaces left open, so strap on your thinking caps and lets get Chrif out of a jam!

So far, the game board looks like this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/bilbo_aussie/TLCBoardGame-3.jpg

We have a 'Go Directly to Frankston' square and you can even ride Connex with Ben and Bombers!!

We'll get around to the Chance cards later...

[Rubber Pants]

Make one of the playing pieces a racing car bed.

[FG]

"You have run into Bushpig! Roll the dice!"

If you roll 1-3, you do a barrel roll & avert her
If you roll 4-6, you miss a turn

[Syd]

Make one of the playing pieces a racing car bed.

Top idea! :thumbsu:

How about a hanger for a $400 shirt as another?

[FG]

Just the 400 shirt

and a red clipboard as well

[Travyo]

and Pedobear

[Rubber Pants]

Most expensive property would surely have to be chief's mansion whilst on the other end of the scale there could be Jake's shanty bedroom complete with choc milk container filled with p!ss.

[FG]

"Oh no! H2F has stolen your girlfriend, and framed you of the rape! go directly to jail"

[SonOfReep]

Awesome!

Kananook Water Works?

[Syd]

Most expensive property would surely have to be chief's mansion whilst on the other end of the scale there could be Jake's shanty bedroom complete with choc milk container filled with p!ss.

Ohhhh!!!! and Waterworks can be Suzi's Shower!!!! :D

[Swamp]

Pedobear should be the logo in the middle

[FG]

Kananook Sewerage Plant

[Machete KruZin]

Instead of Gaol you go straight to Merindahl house!

[SonOfReep]

Should gaol be the "main board"

[FG]

thread hell

[Swamp]

"You bagged the Huss. You get negative rep."

[Syd]

"You bagged the Huss. You get negative rep."

Or is that, "you bagged Cricket. Your rep is destroyed!" :(

Chirf, I made your mansion just US $9.95 so it's the best deal in town!! :p

Updated game board so far....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/bilbo_aussie/TLCBoardGame-3.jpg

I've replaced 'Get out of Gaol' with 'Server Busy', added Jakes shanty and reep's office.
Next!

[Swamp]

A really cheap one should be an ad in the MX personals

[hong_kong_bond]

Instead of Gaol you go straight to Merindahl house!
and insted of missing 2 turns, surely its 2 weeks, tops.

[Machete KruZin]

Instread of the usual little icons for moving like the thimble, top hat, horse etc, can we have mudkipz, barrels and racing car beds?



And what do you get if you land on patto_man?

[Rubber Pants]

Go should be n00dz or GTFO

or something along those lines.

[Machete KruZin]

Go should be n00dz or GTFO

or something along those lines.

That would be great for one of the cards.:thumbsu:

[SonOfReep]

Northcote should be right next to Reservoir

[Syd]

And what do you get if you land on patto_man?

A Kananook Bath?

[Machete KruZin]

A Kananook Bath?

:thumbsu:

[Syd]

Northcote should be right next to Reservoir

PMSL!!!!

Bang goes Reep!

I put 'em on the same square since they are so close.
It's next to your office now too! :thumbsu:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/bilbo_aussie/TLCBoardGame.jpg

[Swamp]

Both Bunbury and Sunbury should get a run.

[Kerrby]

Leave Frankston alone.

There's some nice people who live there remember.

[Runk]

You tried hitting a rival, did a barrell roll and then won a beauty contest. Go directly to Go and collect mudkipz!

[Hobby Farmer]

Both Bunbury and Sunbury should get a run.

Started to read this thread and thought exactly the same.:thumbsu:

Also a card suggestion" You have been caught on tape wanking in your bosses office, go directly to Frankston. Do not post noodz and GTFO"

TH

[wallace]

Instread of the usual little icons for moving like the thimble, top hat, horse etc, can we have mudkipz, barrels and racing car beds?

and an apple dripping with godfrey goodness

[Mike Oxlong]

one of the cards could be

you have been arrested for abusing a red rooster staff member for forgetting your dipping sauce. Pay $200 and miss a turn you grumpy fucker :)

[Mike Oxlong]

disgrace! not even real

miss a turn

[Mike Oxlong]

surely Ballarat has to be on there with level 3 water restrictions.

The pub in frankston where the big man drinks?

what is it? sundowner????

[Swamp]

The light globe, instead of the electricity company, should be "You have an idea to improve the limbo club. You suggest it to cheif on the suggesstions board. He ignores you. Miss a turn."

[Jack Frost]

surely Ballarat has to be on there with level 3 water restrictions.

The pub in frankston where the big man drinks?

what is it? sundowner????

Who is this big man that you speak of ?

[Magnum27]

When landing on the chance card it should read.

" You live in Adelaide, " Go lie on yourself"

When landing on the community chest.

" Congrats you've won a Banana milkshake"

[Syd]

The light globe, instead of the electricity company, should be "You have an idea to improve the limbo club. You suggest it to cheif on the suggesstions board. He ignores you. Miss a turn."

Love it! :thumbsu:

I'll be incorporating all the suggestions on the board at home tonight!
Keep them coming!!

[Syd]

Who is this big man that you speak of ?

How about cards for;

"You run into Murray and his big boy mates,
they give you a Kananook Bath
You miss two weeks, tops".

and

"Feminazi's attack TLC!
You close the board
We all lose :("

[Jack Frost]

When landing on the chance card it should read.

" You live in Adelaide, " Go lie on yourself"



Thats a good one :thumbsu:

[Jack Frost]

How about cards for;

"You run into Murray and his big boy mates, they give you a Kananook Bath & you miss two weeks, tops".



I was thinking more along the lines of, you've had an eruption the size of Etna feel free to hitchhike down the Nepean Highway and be arse raped by someone that resembles Ivan Milat

[Syd]

I was thinking more along the lines of, you've had an eruption the size of Etna feel free to hitchhike down the Nepean Highway and be arse raped by anyone that resembles Ivan Milat

Have you seen Ivan?

He's a weedy ferker.

[Jack Frost]

Have you seen Ivan?

He's a weedy ferker.

I've seen him and I would take him out to Belanglo and shoot him numerous times

[Syd]

I just noticed someone positive repped me for the OP.

Was that you Chief??

[Jack Frost]

I just noticed someone positive repped me for the OP.

Was that you Chief??

The names Jack but you can call me chief

[Syd]

The names Jack but you can call me chief

Shoulda known.

You give positive rep, he just gives crappy t-shirts. ;)

BTW, thanks I'm back up to -84 points after your rep. :thumbsu:
When's the next cricket test??

[Syd]

New card:

"You accidentally use Scratchers Mum's towel at the Waterworks!!"

"You walk through a car wash afterwards to clean yourself"

[Machete KruZin]

Hurry up Syd, I wanna play.

http://i34.tinypic.com/afhgld.jpg

[Syd]

Hurry up Syd, I wanna play.

http://i34.tinypic.com/afhgld.jpg

"You must spread some rep around before giving it to KruZin again". :thumbsu:

[Jack Frost]

Shoulda known.


When's the next cricket test??


Wouldn't know, I'm just a hussey

[PowerKat]

Chance card:

"you post someone's real name. Go back 3 spaces and enjoy your ban"

[Banana Republican]

Your girlfriend shits in the back of your dads BMW
loose a turn

[Jack Frost]

Chance card:

"you post someone's real name. Go back 3 spaces and enjoy your ban"

What happens if you use your own ?

[Syd]

Chance card:

"You've just been made a Mod"
"Lose all your friends".

[PowerKat]

What happens if you use your own ?

Community chest:

"you use your own real name. Do a barrell roll and have an extra turn"

here's another one:

"Good un Freb :thumbsu: - You have won 2nd prize after posting pics of yourself in a TLC T-shirt - collect $10"

[Jack Frost]

Looks like my lucky day :D

[Syd]

More Community Chest cards;

"Ben swoons your glam!"
"Miss 1 Glam :("


"H2F meets your girl"
"If he wanted to, he'd have.... :eek:"



"PK enjoys one of your threads"
"Back in 10"

:D

[Mancey]

Chance card

You've gained entrance to the Clique. You win!

[Syd]

Chance card

You've gained entrance to the Clique. You win!

There's a clique????? :confused:

[peternorth]

chance cards

tess has a dick, /game
you finger a girl, receive BF subscription
girl fingers you, go to jail
pedobear approves, go to start

community chest card
jake posts penis and comes second in a beauty contest. receive fap.

[PowerFat]

Another Chance Card ...

'PowerKat finally gets H2F bailed up against the wall'

Pay $400 for stealing his shirt.

[peternorth]

http://rebelrockrunners.org/gallery/d/15940-2/gtfo.jpg

[onS fo eRep]

"Ben Carbonaro has a crush on you. Go back 3 spaces."

[Mike Oxlong]

you have made a death threat to chief for your photo and details appearing in the facebook thread. Pay $1000 FINE AND MISS 2 TURNS FOR BEING A WHINGING LITTLE BITCH

[Syd]

Updated game board.

I've added:

Wendouree Water Works
Pedo Bear's Playground!
The Suggestions Board
The Rest of Tassie (same price as Jake's shanty)
Sunbury and Bunbury... and RADelaide

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/bilbo_aussie/TLC2.jpg


Almost there! Just 3 properties to go!!

Then, who's first?
http://i34.tinypic.com/afhgld.jpg

[Whacker]

lol at bunbury being more expensive than sunbury

[Syd]

lol at bunbury being more expensive than sunbury

Thats just for Mancey. :thumbsu:

[Whacker]

Surely there has to be a whats inside kate beckinsales pvc trousers square

[Syd]

Surely there has to be a whats inside kate beckinsales pvc trousers square

I added a 'TLC on BigFooty square' but Chief removed it. :(

[Whacker]

He must of caught the ghey

[Hawks1523]

There has to be a card or square for people cool enough to get rep as bad as ours Syd

[radioactive]

so is this going to be for sale? If Monopoly can sell for $40 then this game should blitz it in, Chrissy is around the corner and what an ideal stocking stuffer.

[Syd]

There has to be a card or square for people cool enough to get rep as bad as ours Syd

LOLZA!

Did you also bag cricket?

My neg rep > your neg rep though :p

[pickman]

On the subject, here a chance or community chest card

"Mike Hussey gives you positive Rep, collect $200"

[Hawks1523]

LOLZA!

Did you also bag cricket?

My neg rep > your neg rep though :p

Nope, I called Reep a faggot for saying he'd fuck a tranny.

[Syd]

Nope, I called Reep a faggot for saying he'd fuck a tranny.

So it's like my 'cricket sucks' statement.

Seem's Reep 'just can't handle the truth'.

(Shouldn't that be in the mods action quotes thread??)

[Syd]

OK, I've finished the game board!!!!!!!

I've added properties for Frankston & The Sundowner Hotel....
The Kangaroos Footy Club at their balance sheet value .........
Renamed Community Chest to PowerKat's Chest (back in 5 :o )..... and
Renamed Chance to 'The Intenet is Serious Business'

Now it looks like this,

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/bilbo_aussie/FinishedTLCGame.jpg

I've had some great suggestions for game pieces and I'll have a crack at finishing these on Monday!

Almost there.... almost there.

[Ljp86]

Hahaha, that's awesome.

I thought Chief's mansion was US$9.99.

[ashley12]

Gold thread...

[FG]

Superb. Who's going to play first?

[PowerFat]

There has to be a card or square for people cool enough to get rep as bad as ours Syd


Ben already went first, but one of his dice fell of the board.

[Syd]

FINALLY!!!!!

All the game pieces are now complete, and there's even a couple of extra add on packs to add some retail appeal in the 'lesser' states.

The main game has the following player pieces;

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/bilbo_aussie/TLCPcs1.jpg


For our South Australian players, I've added a few pieces to add some local flavour to the game including;

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/bilbo_aussie/TLCPcs2.jpg

and lastly, because they are all out there in the nether regions on their own, a WA players add on pack;

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/bilbo_aussie/TLCPcs3.jpg

Hopefully I haven't missed anyone out.

Anyways, there it is gang all set and ready to go.

Enjoy! :thumbsu:

[pickman]

Where's the Mike Hussey playing piece???

[peternorth]

Where's the Mike Hussey playing piece???

and where's the

barrel
ejaculating penis
tess post op

[SonOfReep]

Syd for your efforts I will change your name back.

[Syd]

Where's the Mike Hussey playing piece???

That will be in the future Cricket supporters add pack along with Hayden's
http://www.exigentrocks.co.uk/assets/images/yellow-duck.gif.jpg
and the Australian's
http://partywiththis.com/images/P/fakebutt.jpg
that is currently being handed to them. ;)

[Syd]

Syd for your efforts I will change your name back.

Thanks Reep.

Please ignore post #86.... :o

[BuzzKillington]

Syd what are your opinions on Australia's future slow bowling prospects? Do you get to watch much state/premier cricket?

[Syd]

Syd what are your opinions on Australia's future slow bowling prospects? Do you get to watch much state/premier cricket?

Next question please. :cool:

[Whacker]

Syd, who do you see as the replacement opener for Matt Hayden

[Curtis Stone]

This is teh awesome.

I shoulda signed up for here a long time ago.

[jaxxon]

Love the Tin Tin avatar there Hoffy.

I think this thread highlights the need for a Sheffield Shield thread for in depth discussion and commentary from Syd.

[BuzzKillington]

Next question please. :cool:
How much money are you going to squeeze out of us lowly plebs who wish to purchase a copy of this boardgame?

[Syd]

Syd, who do you see as the replacement opener for Matt Hayden

No comment. :cool:



I think this thread highlights the need for a Sheffield Shield thread for in depth discussion and commentary from Syd.

Still no comment. :cool:

[Syd]

How much money are you going to squeeze out of us lowly plebs who wish to purchase a copy of this boardgame?

Depends on production and marketing costs, but if I print them off my laser printer and glue them onto old cardboard bits maybe US $9.99.

Surely that'd be the best deal in town??

[BuzzKillington]

Surely that'd be the best deal in town??
It would have to come bundled free with some kind of avatarial enhancement

[pickman]

Depends on production and marketing costs, but if I print them off my laser printer and glue them onto old cardboard bits maybe US $9.99.

Surely that'd be the best deal in town??

Not with the current exchange rate it isn't! :D

[Mancey]

lol at bunbury being more expensive than sunbury

Fuckin oath.:D Good work syd

[Syd]

Cheers guys! :thumbsu:

All thats left now is for someone to actually try the game and to see who hits post #100 so I can raise my bat (metaphorically speaking of course :))

[Rubber Pants]

First property card has been rolled out.

http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc243/RubberPants5/monopoly-deed.jpg

[Syd]

First property card has been rolled out.

http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc243/RubberPants5/monopoly-deed.jpg

Aren't all lots in Tasmania technically 'unimproved lots' Chief??







BTW, do I get a free t-shirt or something for this thread?? :confused:

[PowerKat]

Aren't all lots in Tasmania technically 'unimproved lots' Chief??







BTW, do I get a free t-shirt or something for this thread?? :confused:

yeah "Chief"


oh, wait!

[Syd]

yeah "Chief"


oh, wait!

Epic fail?? :(

Whodathunk anyone would impersonate him to begin with?? :confused:

[Rubber Pants]

The impersonation isn't by choice :(

I was hoping to somehow earn my user name back like you did with your Rep but my adventures of Carbo Man graphic novel hasn't gone down as well as this.

[SonOfReep]

Whinge whinge whinge

[hawkeye23]

Your girlfriend shits in the back of your dads BMW
loose a turn

Intentional pun?:p

[Jack Frost]

Intentional pun?:p

Hello my dear. Thought we were going to have to send out the search party for you :)

[hawkeye23]

you have made a death threat to chief for your photo and details appearing in the facebook thread. Pay $1000 FINE AND MISS 2 TURNS FOR BEING A WHINGING LITTLE BITCH

Additionally, go back three spaces for ringing your better half (who is extremely busy) at work questioning how they could've got this information, who divulged their real name and texting a mod getting them to fix/delete it. :D

[hawkeye23]

Hello my dear. Thought we were going to have to send out the search party for you :)

I haven't been on the internerds for ages.

Let me guess, Muzz or Binx?

[crackers57]

Intentional pun?:p

Hey wadda you doing here? Mags got his period?

[Jack Frost]

I haven't been on the internerds for ages.

Let me guess, Muzz or Binx?

Please don't call me Muzz :)

[crackers57]

Please don't call me Muzz :)

Oh never, Nicky

[Jack Frost]

Oh never, Nicky

This ain't the meltdown thread

[crackers57]

This ain't the meltdown thread

Hey Diego

[Jack Frost]

Hey Diego

Don't make me go all Tigerboyz on you. Piss off and have your worming tablet :mad:

[PowerKat]

I haven't been on the internerds for ages.

Let me guess, Muzz or Binx?

gold! :)

[crackers57]

Don't make me go all Tigerboyz on you. Piss off and have your worming tablet :mad:

Fuck, that reminds me.......I'm hungry again

[Magnum27]

Hey wadda you doing here? Mags got his period?

I was watching Australia bending over on fox, i'm sure Syd would have enjoyed it :D

[Syd]

I was watching Australia bending over on fox, i'm sure Syd would have enjoyed it :D

:thumbsu: