Is Tess really a Tranny or is she taking the piss? [Archive]

Machete KruZin

16th October 2008, 20:38

If you are a tranny Tess, please don't post your n00dz. Even if the Pies somehow fluke a flag, ok!

PowerFat

16th October 2008, 20:42

Does she have a real cun.t?

Swamp

16th October 2008, 20:43

Tess can.

sorry :(

HAH HAH AH HAH AH AH HA HAHA HA HAH HAHAHAHAHAH
+1

Hobby Farmer

16th October 2008, 20:46

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/09/07/cilla_narrowweb__300x509,0.jpg

Tess=

Something like this but without the crotch bulge

TH......shattering IT boundaries by posting a pic:D

PowerFat

16th October 2008, 20:46

yeah but does she have a real cun't?

Whacker

16th October 2008, 20:49

i believe so the member was cut off and im sure they would of made something it wouldnt just be a little stumpy

PowerFat

16th October 2008, 20:51

so she has a fake cun't.

Cool, as long as she is happy so should all of us be for her.

Chin chin for Tess and her new fake cun't.

:D

Whacker

16th October 2008, 20:58

ill drink to that

PowerFat

16th October 2008, 20:59

how about we all knock off a bottle of 42 below, in celebration of Tessies new box.

Whacker

16th October 2008, 21:05

It would be rude not to :thumbsu:

PowerFat

16th October 2008, 21:07

I wonder whether she has had her first dick yet?

Whacker

16th October 2008, 21:09

Im pretty sure she has. Has had some footballers as well apparently but i dunno if that was pre-op or post-op

Travyo

16th October 2008, 21:10

I wonder whether she has had her first dick yet?
Apparently she kept her own dick, maybe she's yeah everyone knows where I was going with that.

Travyo

16th October 2008, 21:10

Im pretty sure she has. Has had some footballers as well apparently but i dunno if that was pre-op or post-op
Robert Murphy board(if pre-op)

Whacker

16th October 2008, 21:14

Robert Murphy board(if pre-op)
Farren Ray board :p

Travyo

16th October 2008, 21:17

Farren Ray board :p
Pwned.

Swamp

16th October 2008, 21:25

Is Robert Murphy really gay? Theres one for you.

PowerFat

16th October 2008, 21:28

Im pretty sure she has. Has had some footballers as well apparently but i dunno if that was pre-op or post-op

Mate I've seen some of the girls footy players have fucked and it doesn't surprise me.

Some old Bulldogs players gangbanged this PIG who used to live down the street from me. Freaked me out.

Bloody Bulldogs no wonder they never win anything.

Whacker

16th October 2008, 21:30

Mate I've seen some of the girls footy players have fucked and it doesn't surprise me.

Some old Bulldogs players gangbanged this PIG who used to live down the street from me. Freaked me out.

Bloody Bulldogs no wonder they never win anything.
Brent Harveys missus

PowerFat

16th October 2008, 21:32

Brent Harveys missus

she wasn't that bad, but she was pretty bad.

Brenno

16th October 2008, 21:33

Brent Harveys missus

brent stantons missus
:eek:

BuzzKillington

16th October 2008, 21:34

brent stantons missus
:eek:
what the fuck was he thinking

Catjizz Fake

16th October 2008, 21:34

Tony Delany's missus.

I've never seen Tony Delany's missus, I'm just assuming.

PowerFat

16th October 2008, 21:34

what the fuck was he thinking

pic??? I missed it

PowerFat

16th October 2008, 21:35

Tony Delany's missus.

I've never seen Tony Delany's missus, I'm just assuming.

Your the reason my Mrs always walks in from the Kitchen wondering what I am laughing at.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

jaxxon

16th October 2008, 21:36

Your the reason my Mrs always walks in from the Kitchen wondering what I am laughing at.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Good to see shes often in the kitchen! I think you owe Jake for the lulz, line him up a nice EB girl.

PowerFat

16th October 2008, 21:38

Good to see shes often in the kitchen! I think you owe Jake for the lulz, line him up a nice EB girl.

EB girls are mad, but unfortunately they are hard to pick up. They are always so stupid you end up burning yourself yelling out so the whole store can hear.

'I said would you like to go out some time, for fucks sake?'

Catjizz Fake

16th October 2008, 21:47

Your the reason my Mrs always walks in from the Kitchen wondering what I am laughing at.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lol you are a good man PF :thumbsu:

And you are the reason my housemates always walk into my room and wonder why I'm masturbating

PowerFat

16th October 2008, 21:50

lol you are a good man PF :thumbsu:

And you are the reason my housemates always walk into my room and wonder why I'm masturbating

You are so nice. I reckon you're the pussy getting version of 'Coming to America' in here.

THE KING OF PUSSY, pretending to be a little humble man from Queens.

PowerKat

16th October 2008, 21:50

Tony Delany's missus.

I've never seen Tony Delany's missus, I'm just assuming.

PMSL :D

Whacker

16th October 2008, 21:50

I thought she would be used to it by now.

Flatmate sees jake masturbating- Oh jake you doing it again. You could at least shut the door every now and again

PowerFat

16th October 2008, 21:52

PMSL :D

I spat out my 42 degree below.

I love Jake so much.

PowerFat

16th October 2008, 21:53

I thought she would be used to it by now.

Flatmate sees jake masturbating- Oh jake you doing it again. You could at least shut the door every now and again

how the crapolo I didn't find you and Jake till now is beyond me.

Fuck we could have fun in Vegas for a week or two.

Whacker

16th October 2008, 21:56

how the crapolo I didn't find you and Jake till now is beyond me.

Fuck we could have fun in Vegas for a week or two.
Vegas baby!!!!

Catjizz Fake

16th October 2008, 21:57

You are so nice. I reckon you're the pussy getting version of 'Coming to America' in here.

THE KING OF PUSSY, pretending to be a little humble man from Queens.

That's right, I've had sex before :thumbsu:

With a girl.

Hawks1523

16th October 2008, 22:08

That's right, I've had sex before :thumbsu:

With a girl.

That poor donkey. At least it was female.

I actually think Jake is a pussy master but plays it down so as not to brag, you're too humble! Share you conquests! :mad: :D

Tess

17th October 2008, 10:41

crackers57

17th October 2008, 11:12

SonOfReep

17th October 2008, 11:15

You're a good sport Tess.

Tess

17th October 2008, 11:17

The news is out there so what can ya do, but show em the pics during lunch time.....

Hawks1523

17th October 2008, 11:39

This thread just lost it's awesomeness. :(

**not clicking the links either, knows jake will and will make comment for us all.**

SonOfReep

17th October 2008, 11:41

I clicked on them

And yes I would

Hawks1523

17th October 2008, 11:43

I clicked on them

And yes I would

Ghey. :eek:

Neg rep. :p

SonOfReep

17th October 2008, 11:45

Not even

And not possible

Hawks1523

17th October 2008, 11:50

Not even

And not possible

Yes

And I did. :cool:

SonOfReep

17th October 2008, 11:54

Yes

And I did. :cool:

When your rep is as low as yours, it has zero effect :cool:

P.S. Broaden your horizons matey

jimmy35

17th October 2008, 16:45

Tony Delany's missus.

I've never seen Tony Delany's missus, I'm just assuming.

Fuck me I laughed .

Catjizz Fake

17th October 2008, 16:57

Would you like to see my scar ..... it's never going to heal :p

http://www.genderxchange.co.uk/

Click on Inversion that's the style I had ....... but mine is so much nicer.

For more info >Scarey Pics (http://www.transgenderzone.com/library/srs/1.htm)<
God... That's some powerful stuff.

I like to think of myself as being a big man who has seen it all and laughed it off. But they are some REALLY strong images.

Tess, if you did that, and no-sold the pain that must have come with it. Good lord. respect.
Fuck me I laughed .

Aren't you a nice man Jimmy. :thumbsu:

pickman

17th October 2008, 17:00

Temptation got the better of me... I looked...

The first link were cuntys 2 months after the op - they just looked like cuntys

The second link... well I shouldn't have gone there...

Tess

17th October 2008, 17:23

God... That's some powerful stuff.

I like to think of myself as being a big man who has seen it all and laughed it off. But they are some REALLY strong images.

Tess, if you did that, and no-sold the pain that must have come with it. Good lord. respect.

Aren't you a nice man Jimmy. :thumbsu:

The night I after the op I popped the morphine drip close to 200 times.... it hurt like hell.
I wasn't allowed out of bed for 5 days and when I did stand up it felt like a Pineapple with the top still attached was shoved in their. But the doc was brilliant and unless I tell a guy he has no idea, KY is a thing of the past.

Swamp

17th October 2008, 17:25

Fuck that is disgusting.

Just out of curiosity tess... what, ah produces the ah, 'wetness'?

Tess

17th October 2008, 17:32

Funny thing that, I asked the doc in a follow up appointment and he gave me a strange look and asked just how wet. When I said wet wet wet, he couldn't tell me where it comes from seems I am a freak and the plumbing is working better than it should.

SonOfReep

17th October 2008, 17:34

Back in 10

Whacker

17th October 2008, 18:01

That second link...wow just wow *thinks of something to compare that to*

I got nothing

Brenno

17th October 2008, 18:06

That second link...wow just wow *thinks of something to compare that to*

I got nothing

looks like a chicks box when i have finished using it

Whacker

17th October 2008, 18:12

i was more thinking pics 4 through 11

Brenno

17th October 2008, 18:20

i was more thinking pics 4 through 11

i dont wanna talk about that.

Tess what was your real name before you had your ding dong removed?

SonOfReep

17th October 2008, 18:20

Joffa?

Cath

17th October 2008, 18:26

Have you ever play naughty sexual games with your removed doodle??

Whacker

17th October 2008, 18:27

Dale Thomas

Hawks1523

17th October 2008, 18:48

Thanks for the rep, Reep you glass eyeed cunty.

Geelong_Sicko

17th October 2008, 18:53

Joffa?

:D :thumbsu: I heard Joffa being interviewed on SEN before the Pies v Crows final - he's got the most fair-dinkum GHEYEST lisp.

Surprised me as I'd always thought he'd sound blokey as fuck. Maybe he HAS had his rubber glove pulled inside-out...

Tess

17th October 2008, 19:11

Joffa?

Funny story about the Joff.... lets just say he isn't my type but he was keen as mustard and very disappointed when I walked away from him at a BBQ at his place years ago.

My old name is .............. no ones business, thanks guys.

Whacker

17th October 2008, 19:13

Funny story about the Joff.... lets just say he isn't my type but he was keen as mustard and very disappointed when I walked away from him at a BBQ at his place years ago.

My old name is .............. no ones business, thanks guys.
Thats a funny name...

Swamp

17th October 2008, 19:15

Tess

17th October 2008, 19:17

Swampy we haven't been civil to each other since and that is the first time I've told that tale.

Hawks1523

17th October 2008, 19:18

Terry is my gues.

Gay name, ends up being a gay person who has a sex change. :eek:

Catjizz Fake

17th October 2008, 19:23

The night I after the op I popped the morphine drip close to 200 times.... it hurt like hell.
I wasn't allowed out of bed for 5 days and when I did stand up it felt like a Pineapple with the top still attached was shoved in their. But the doc was brilliant and unless I tell a guy he has no idea, KY is a thing of the past.
You've earned a lot of respect today I think, Tess :thumbsu: you could kick my ass, that is insane.
Swampy we haven't been civil to each other since and that is the first time I've told that tale.

One of the many bonuses of undertaking the operation, I imagine :thumbsu:

Kingy

17th October 2008, 19:24

Merrindahl Andrew?

crackers57

18th October 2008, 00:08

LOLOLOL I bet there is a lot of blokes here thinking......just thinking :cool:

George Oscar Bluth

18th October 2008, 00:17

LOLOLOL I bet there is a lot of blokes here thinking......just thinking :cool:
about what?

PowerFat

5th November 2008, 18:39

Sorta like turning the finger of a rubber glove inside out?

**No, I am not clicking on either of those links :cool:

You seem to know a heck of a lot about the topic. :confused:

Big Man

5th November 2008, 18:57

I feel weird after reading all that.

But strangely aroused.

SonOfReep

6th November 2008, 11:15

Shotgun anus

crackers57

6th November 2008, 11:18

You seem to know a heck of a lot about the topic. :confused:

I know a lot about a lot......it pays to keep your eyes and ears open as you go through life, Fatty :thumbsu:

It's called learning.

Banana Republican

6th November 2008, 11:22

so you have expanded your horizons Crackers

crackers57

6th November 2008, 11:51

so you have expanded your horizons Crackers

Binxy is a fine teacher :cool:

Tess

7th November 2008, 06:49

A few hints for the guys out there wondering who's who in the sexual Zoo.

Check the hairline for male Pattern Baldness at the temple.

The Old Adam's apple works sometimes but not always.

Hairy ****... now I have you full attention yes grab a touch and look for hair inside.

I think that's about it... for now.

SonOfReep

7th November 2008, 11:16

There is a transgendered person on the current cycle of America's Next Top Model.

sunnyTEE

7th November 2008, 11:18

Post n00dz of your stump.

Cath

7th November 2008, 12:00

There is a transgendered person on the current cycle of America's Next Top Model.

And it has to tape it's doodle to it's nutsack in the bikini shots but i looked closely, playing it on slow-mo but i saw! i saw!

SonOfReep

7th November 2008, 12:03

And it has to tape it's doodle to it's nutsack in the bikini shots but i looked closely, playing it on slow-mo but i saw! i saw!

She has a good look for editorial I think. Better than that Hitler Youth chick from South Carolina anyway.

Cath

7th November 2008, 12:07

She has a good look for editorial I think. Better than that Hitler Youth chick from South Carolina anyway.

She's a nazi mole, Clark I think her name is. Naughty bitch. Never picked you as an ANTM fan?!

gangsta deluxe

7th November 2008, 12:14

The title of this thread got me thinking... How is Tess taking "the piss" literally nowadays?

How does it work??!?!?!?!!?!?!?

SonOfReep

7th November 2008, 12:19

She's a nazi mole, Clark I think her name is. Naughty bitch. Never picked you as an ANTM fan?!

I need something to fap to when The Hills is on hiatus.

Plus I get off on Tyra Banks screaming "FIIIEEERRCE!" and "HOLLLAAAA!!!"

gangsta deluxe

7th November 2008, 12:21

SonOfReep

7th November 2008, 12:24

You fap to the hills?!?!?!?!!?!?

The power of christ compels you! the power of christ compels you! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!!!

**Reeps nob spins around showering his bedroom in green jizz**

It's a fun game, you have to fap whenever Lauren, Audrina or Heidi appear on the screen and stop whenever Spencer or Brody or any of the other assorted douchebags appear. If you accidentally fap when Spencer is on the screen you catch the ghey.

gangsta deluxe

7th November 2008, 12:25

Audrina is the stupidest bitch ever.......

I cant believe she took him back AGAIN:thumbsd:

Cath

7th November 2008, 12:30

Audrina has a terrible boobjob but I still think she's gorgeous. Lauren is a whiny old hoebag, always blubbering about someone hating her. Spencer's facial ranga pubes give me nightmares!

SonOfReep

7th November 2008, 12:31

Spencer is possibly the whitest man ever created.

gangsta deluxe

7th November 2008, 12:34

He is an absolute dick.:thumbsd:

Mike Oxlong

23rd February 2009, 02:23

LOL

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h160/scottlin/BenCousinstoplayagainstCollingwood-.jpg

The Land Before Thyme

23rd February 2009, 03:45

Wow I really wish I hadn't read this thread from the start and then clicked on the second link...