Funniest/weirdest/ZOMG! Rep comment you've ever had

[jimmy35]

I don't how to respond seeing you just ruined my entire argument :(.

So i'll go with this:

"Run it hard and top the fifty in 3 minutes . Catch and shoot , catch and shoot . Find your rhythm ."


Game , set and match to you Kerrbs .

[Guy Incognito]

Batman 2nd January 2009 23:04 i like you kerrby Thanks annonymous citizen of TLC.

Wow, thats definitely the weirdest comment posted in here

[Banana Republican]

you have been reverse pedoed

[jimmy35]

http://www.limboclub.com/forum/images/reputation/reputation_balance.gifFunniest/weirdest/ZOMG!... (http://www.limboclub.com/forum/showthread.php?p=148869#post148869)2nd January 2009 12:05there are a lot of women out there who love you Jimmy. Happy new year to you and your family. S2c




Thanks suzi . All the best to you and yours too .

[Whacker]

I think she is coming onto you

[Banana Republican]

http://www.limboclub.com/forum/images/reputation/reputation_balance.gifFunniest/weirdest/ZOMG!... (http://www.limboclub.com/forum/showthread.php?p=148869#post148869)2nd January 2009 12:05there are a lot of women out there who love you Jimmy. Happy new year to you and your family. S2c




Thanks suzi . All the best to you and yours too .

Hawt

[RoosterLad]

suzi is passing herself around TLC

[FG]

DO NOT WANT

[Team Mo']

suzi is passing herself around TLC
Shotgun anus?

















:eek::(

[rumblah]

Shotgun anus?

















:eek::(
WUT.

[clarkson2scott]

http://www.limboclub.com/forum/images/reputation/reputation_balance.gifFunniest/weirdest/ZOMG!... (http://www.limboclub.com/forum/showthread.php?p=148869#post148869)2nd January 2009 12:05there are a lot of women out there who love you Jimmy. Happy new year to you and your family. S2c




Thanks suzi . All the best to you and yours too .
No worries jimmy

[Travyo]

Shotgun anus?

















:eek::(
Too far, way way too far:( that made me a sad panda

[Dr Andy]

Given the alternative (burnt yoghurty vag), I think I'd prefer sooz's mudpipe too.

[Geelong_Sicko]

For fuck's sake!! No more rep!!

[Swamp]

This thread evolved away from its intended purpose anyway when it became the 'Kruzin pulls a Muzza' thread

[Geelong_Sicko]

This thread evolved away from its intended purpose anyway when it became the 'Kruzin pulls a Muzza' thread

Good threads do that. It's grown up. It's moved outta my house and now drinks irresponsibly, does drugs, starts fights and behaves in an unprofessional manner.

:) I'M SO PROUD (sniff!)

[bigburger]

Theory number 2 why rep got banished - Chief hates thread that go over 1000 posts and figured the only way to stop this one was to fuck rep off.

[jimmy35]

This thread evolved away from its intended purpose anyway when it became the 'Kruzin pulls a Muzza' thread


Complete with big boy mates .

Rep was always going to be doomed . It sunk on BF years ago for the same reasons .

[FG]

We had rep on BF?

[Syd]

We had rep on BF?

Yep.

AND>>>>> we even used to have a "TLC" there too. ;)

[FG]

I remember that, it was better

[jimmy35]

We had rep on BF?



Yeah but some people got entrenched in how much they had/didn't have and got all tribal and fuckheady about it .
They thought it actually meant something , like some fuckheads did here .

And then Chief took it away .

[FG]

eh, i was never that worried about my rep.

[jimmy35]

I remember that, it was better


Yes it was .

[jimmy35]

eh, i was never that worried about my rep.


I know , but some were like Gollum about it .

[FG]

HUNDREDS OF REP

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

Yes it was .


Kruzin and his 'roid boys are gunna fuck you up for that!!

[Syd]

I know , but some were like Gollum about it .

I am currently struggling to the very core of my being to define my own personal self worth without rep to guide me. :(










Nah, fuck it. The only saving grace to the whole rep feature was getting hot & sweaty &\or abusive messages left with rep and the thread it created based on those who did not take it seriously.

[jimmy35]

Kruzin and his 'roid boys are gunna fuck you up for that!!

These ones ?


I still train with my younger brother and his mates now and then who are all pretty much psycho motherfuckers like me

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

Yeh matey, those ones.

They are all psycho muthafuckas remember.

Are you with HBF??

[jimmy35]

I am currently struggling to the very core of my being to define my own personal self worth without rep to guide me. :(


jimmys Counselling is open all hours for the tragics Syd .




Nah, fuck it. The only saving grace to the whole rep feature was getting hot & sweaty &\or abusive messages left with rep and the thread it created based on those who did not take it seriously.


I'll miss Suzi saying nice things about me but I'll live beyond that pain . When it starts to mean something you know you've got issues .

[jimmy35]

Yeh matey, those ones.

They are all psycho muthafuckas remember.

Are you with HBF??


Don't think so , is he related to H2F ?

[Syd]

jimmys Counselling is open all hours for the tragics Syd .




Bugger counselling, you haven't got a spare boat trailer have you?

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

Don't think so , is he related to H2F ?


Nah.

Do you think Kruzin is related to S2C, and is it a wincest type relationship??

[jimmy35]

Bugger counselling, you haven't got a spare boat trailer have you?



Sorry no , but the bloke down here is at least open on Sundays . I can't believe there's no one open up there somewhere .

[jimmy35]

Nah.

Do you think Kruzin is related to S2C, and is it a wincest type relationship??


No Suzi seems relatively stable .

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

Ahhh Jimmy.

You're the best matey!

[FG]

That's definitely not wincest

[Syd]

Sorry no , but the bloke down here is at least open on Sundays . I can't believe there's no one open up there somewhere .

Matey, I came home this morning and even the Sydney dealer isn't freaking open! :mad:

I have got my claim lodged and the trailer was insured for more than I thought so hopefully little to no cash outlay on my part in replacing her.

[jimmy35]

Matey, I came home this morning and even the Sydney dealer isn't freaking open! :mad:


You city people ...


I have got my claim lodged and the trailer was insured for more than I thought so hopefully little to no cash outlay on my part in replacing her.


Hopefully a positive out of a negative then .

[clarkson2scott]

jimmys Counselling is open all hours for the tragics Syd .







I'll miss Suzi saying nice things about me but I'll live beyond that pain . When it starts to mean something you know you've got issues .
I won't miss it. I will just say nice things to you in the posts. You are very nice.

[LondonCalling]

Just so you all know, any anonymous neg rep left? Probably me.

[clarkson2scott]

You don't need reputation, you know yourself if you are good or a bad poster.

[Jack Frost]

I'm all repped out

[Godfrey Jones]

I just read through that whole kruzin episode, what a fucking classic!

So he is gone now?? hilarity

for his sake i'd like to say he was kidding around but i always felt that guy took shit too seriously, judging from examples like when he one those awards in syds thread or cracking it at Kingy for something to do with something.

hopefully this means bushpig aliases stop as well :p :thumbsu:

[Dr Andy]

wait, kruzin is gone? where?


all this fucken drama happens while I'm on holidays.

[Mancey]

wait, kruzin is gone? where?
.

Assembling his mexican UFC fighters in prep for an all out assault on jimmy i think

[Dr Andy]

LOL


hopefully there's video taken

[Curtis Stone]

Assembling his mexican UFC fighters in prep for an all out assault on jimmy i think

Has Jimmy been given 2 weeks (14 days) to apologise though? I understand this is mandatory.

After that it's fair game. Big boys, pecs and bath time.

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

Mexicans never play by the rules Hoffy.

Dirty, slimy little wetbacks!

[Curtis Stone]

Mexicans never play by the rules Hoffy.

Dirty, slimy little wetbacks!

That's true. Best to probably try and get him while he's having his scheduled siesta. Could be any time now.

[Swamp]

wait, kruzin is gone? where?


all this fucken drama happens while I'm on holidays.

He'l be back. Like GOD said, he tends to take shit to seriously, his place on the board included. Most of time its fine and hillarious, others... well, you get this thread.

[gangsta deluxe]

He will be back.

He does take his place on the board seriously, but I dont think he takes personal insults so seriously.

He'll get over it.

Regardless he is a valued contributor. Kerrby would be the best shooper if he left for good(as far as I know)

[Brenno]

I just read through that whole kruzin episode, what a fucking classic!

So he is gone now?? hilarity

for his sake i'd like to say he was kidding around but i always felt that guy took shit too seriously, judging from examples like when he one those awards in syds thread or cracking it at Kingy for something to do with something.

hopefully this means bushpig aliases stop as well :p :thumbsu:

can someone post the link to this? i cant believe i fucking missed it

[Lach72]

Yeah you've nailed it alright .
I've had very few standards in my early life but even I've never fucked what you have . And if I had your physique in primary school I would be too ashamed to set foot outside .



Rep ? Shame it actually means something to you .

Hungover were we James?

[Lach72]

You got a problem with me, bitch? We can sort it out in person if you like.

Ahahahahahaha...you dick head

[Lach72]

i don't no why sometimes i get frightened, i can see in ur eyes i can tell that ur not lying

Ha ha

[Lach72]

Whatever. You can have the honour of being the first person on my ignore list.

Enjoy your posting.

Champagne...just awesome :D

[Kerrby]

Kerrby would be the best shooper if he left for good(as far as I know)


That's right.

Kerrby: Master Shopper.

[BuzzKillington]

i should fucking hope not

[crackers57]

That's right.

Kerrby: Master Bater.

EFA :thumbsu:

[jimmy35]

wait, kruzin is gone? where?


all this fucken drama happens while I'm on holidays.


He's probably been busy with other things . Wait and see ;)


Hungover were we James?


Then or after ?


Ahahahahahaha...you dick head

Champagne...just awesome :D


You're easily amused Lachy .


:)

[Admiral Afterworld]

Mexicans never play by the rules Hoffy.

Dirty, slimy little wetbacks!

http://library.thinkquest.org/05aug/01280/Mexico/Sports/wrestling/wrestling/eddie_guerrero.JPG board

[Godfrey Jones]

can someone post the link to this? i cant believe i fucking missed it

its in this thread man

started here:

http://www.limboclub.com/forum/showpost.php?p=148411&postcount=1058

[Kerrby]

EFA :thumbsu:
You could be the new master shopper. If you didn't post KruZins work (buttlube) and didn't tell anyone that you didn't make it :D.

[Dr Andy]

its in this thread man

started here:

http://www.limboclub.com/forum/showpost.php?p=148411&postcount=1058
just read all the drama


wtf, jimmy is one of the best posters here

[CATS]

LOL

That was one of the funniest fucking reads I have had in a long time. I love it when big boys need to prove themselves on the interwebz.

Almost made me miss Diego...ALMOST!

[Kingy]

Jimmy is a fucking champ.

This thread is another example of Kruzin, while claiming to not take anything seriously and just revel in lulz, taking things way too fucking seriously and completely losing his shit - again. And, consequently, embarrassing himself by acting like a gigantic, pathetic, fuckwit.

[crackers57]

You're easily amused Lachy .


:)

He follows Freo

[Lance Uppercut]

Pardon my n00bness, but who the fuck is Murray?

Meh, I like almost everyone here. (Except jimmy who I would bitch slap on sight)

TLC a fun site for me, but if one or two cock suckers who stalk my posts and are generally arseholes towards me for no good reason and want to take it to teh realz world, then yeh bring it on.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking limp dick

[crackers57]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking limp dick

.....and appears to have tucked it between his legs and disappeared

[Lach72]

He's probably been busy with other things . Wait and see ;)





Then or after ?







You're easily amused Lachy .


:)

Spending too much time with the likes of you...

[Lach72]

He follows Freo

smb.

[crackers57]

smb.

Geez, they're only little

[Lach72]

Geez, they're only little

But it's what you do with them...

Enjoy your tea bag

[jimmy35]

Spending too much time with the likes of you...


I suspect you're right .

[jimmy35]

Geez, they're only little


I suspect you're right .

[Lach72]

I suspect you're right .

Suspect?

[jimmy35]

A couple of times , but never proven in court .

[Lach72]

A couple of times , but never proven in court .

boom boom

[crackers57]

boom boom

You've got a name for them?

[Lach72]

You've got a name for them?

Indeed.

[jimmy35]

Obviously twins .

[Banana Republican]

only one whats the other called ?

[Travyo]

I miss reading neg rep :(

[RoosterLad]

No shit. This thread was tops.

Bloody Chirf.

[jimmy35]

What did RL do ?

[Whacker]

Prob abusing benny c

[Godfrey Jones]

so

kruzin hasnt come back since huh

[RoosterLad]

I'm not sure. What did I do?


Well I managed to post this so ban fail and font fail.

[Whacker]

lol take that chief you big load of fail

[jimmy35]

Hmmmmm

[clarkson2scott]

http://aflfooty2009.com/forum

I need some members on my site.

[Dr Andy]

What did RL do ?
he changed his title himself


massive fail for rooster lad you big fat cuntload

[clarkson2scott]

Just goes to show what a dickhead RL is.

He's a bit of an attention whore

[China]

jimmy, you are the problem with this site. You really should hang up your interweb boots. Honestly, you live of the past glory of the old TLC but you really don't have anything worthwile to contribute anymore.

You stalk my posts and hang shit on my photoshops, because quite frankly, you are jealous that a few people (not all) but a few get a giggle out of them. I had hundreds of rep points from most of the people on this site before the rep system was hijacked. So cut the high and mighty bullshit.

You act like TLC is your backyard and that new people need to earn your respect to be in your shitty clique alongside other lame BORING unfunny posters like PK.

I don't seek or require your acceptance, comprende.


Meh, you aren't worth my time. Fuckin bumpkin. :rolleyes:

Ahh haha hah ahhaha hah ah a hahahahha ha haha ha hahah a hah



no seriously


ha hah hah ahah ha hahah ahha haha ha haha aha hahahahahh ahah ahha

[PowerKat]

Hmmmmm

I feel like an icecream now :(

[Post Noodz?]

I feel like pussy but hey i might go lick a ice cream instead

[Man In Disguise]

I feel like an icecream now :(

I always imagined you'd be firmer, but anyway * fap fap fap*

[Catjizz Fake]

Never forget

Classic reading from #1058 onwards. It's like our holy scripture

Vale Kruz

Long Live Jimmy

[Kingy]

Spectacular bump Jake; even before Kruzin's complete and utter meltdown, this thread was fucking hilarious.

[RoosterLad]

Still one of the best ever threads on this version of TLC.

[PowerKat]

+1

ZOMG!!!

[Mancey]

In defense of Kruz, i miss my HUNDREDS OF REP POINTS too.

And seriously, this place would have been the poorer without that momentous event

Ah love it....should be more of it

[Kingy]

In defense of Kruz, i miss my HUNDREDS OF REP POINTS too.

And seriously, this place would have been the poorer without that momentous event

Ah love it....should be more of it

Too right mate - shit like that makes these places.

Imagine if Murray didn't have his meltdown, we'd have so fewer great catchphrases to overuse!

[CatCake]

Hadn't read that until now.

Thanks for derailing my uni work jake:thumbsd: Where do you live sweetie, me and couple of my little brothers mates might be paying you a visit xox

[Curtis Stone]

Poor Jimmy's been on the run ever since.

I don't think any of us can truly appreciate what it was like to have HUNDREDS of rep. I mean hell, I had hundreds, even thousands, but not HUNDREDS. Only one person here was ever that 1337.

Vale KruZ. :(

I miss his old work like this:

KruZ: Eet starts there the old man, and his job is to catch the feesh, so he get in the boht, to try and catch feesh..

KruZ: Saw he catch the feesh, but the feesh is very strong, so the old man, cannot reel in the feesh.

KruZ: So then he fight the feesh. Some more. And he finally catch the feesh.

Kyle: He catches the feesh so, then he can make money.

KruZ: No, because on the way home, the sharks come and eat the feesh. And so, he no make money.

[gangsta deluxe]

That man got chased by a bushpig. You fucking bitch! you took our only great shopper, and kerrb doesn't do it anymore. Ugly fucking bitch. You are a sadcase.:thumbsd:

[Kingy]

He didn't leave because of Bushpig, he left (if he did, which I doubt) after that meltdown at Jimmy.

Fucking good synopsis of the Old Man & The Sea though - Hemmingway would be proud.

[Dr Andy]

the motherfucker never even left

[Guy Incognito]

He didn't leave because of Bushpig, he left (if he did, which I doubt) after that meltdown at Jimmy.

Fucking good synopsis of the Old Man & The Sea though - Hemmingway would be proud.

FG was looking for someone to write his essay.

Also the mehican left because there was no reason to stay once the rep system went

[Curtis Stone]

FG was looking for someone to write his essay.

Also the mehican left because there was no reason to stay once the rep system went

I figure he left because once you've accumulated every single piece of rep available on Earth (and don't you worry, he did), your work here is pretty much done.

[BuzzKillington]

that mo'fuckers just in hiding somewhere. hoffy, i'm looking at you

[gangsta deluxe]

He didn't leave because of Bushpig, he left (if he did, which I doubt) after that meltdown at Jimmy.

Fucking good synopsis of the Old Man & The Sea though - Hemmingway would be proud.

Kerrby said that it was bushpig, and Kerrby + Kruz were friendly. It just happened to coincide with the meltdown. Kruz was genuinely sensitive, and was sincerely pissed off, from what I can see, at good ol Jimmy. But I think the real cause was the pig.

It makes more sense to me too. He wouldnt bail after being attacked by a few posters. FFS I've been attacked by everyone here and its not like I give a fuck. Its a forum, not the real world where opinions matter. I'm sure that Kruz had the minuscule amount of intelligence required to realise that fact.

[Curtis Stone]

Kerrby said that it was bushpig, and Kerrby + Kruz were friendly. It just happened to coincide with the meltdown. Kruz was genuinely sensitive, and was sincerely pissed off, from what I can see, at good ol Jimmy. But I think the real cause was the pig.

It makes more sense to me too. He wouldnt bail after being attacked by a few posters. FFS I've been attacked by everyone here and its not like I give a fuck. Its a forum, not the real world where opinions matter. I'm sure that Kruz had the minuscule amount of intelligence required to realise that fact.

All brawn and no brains.

[Mancey]

Kerrby said that it was bushpig, and Kerrby + Kruz were friendly. It just happened to coincide with the meltdown. Kruz was genuinely sensitive, and was sincerely pissed off, from what I can see, at good ol Jimmy. But I think the real cause was the pig.

It makes more sense to me too. He wouldnt bail after being attacked by a few posters. FFS I've been attacked by everyone here and its not like I give a fuck. Its a forum, not the real world where opinions matter. I'm sure that Kruz had the minuscule amount of intelligence required to realise that fact.

Yeah nah

Bushpig was always here in one way or another in this forum, and on BFTLC, and it never made him leave

After the jimmy situation he disappeared off the face of the earth. No one would ever admit that a pwning made them leave, bushpig is a much more palatable story

As for your second claim...while he did contribute some bloody funny stuff on here, if you're saying he didn't take some things way too seriously...you need to re read some of his work.

[Curtis Stone]

After the jimmy situation he disappeared off the face of the earth.

I think Mehssico is on Earth somewhere?

As for your second claim...if you're saying kruz didn't take some things way too seriously on here...you need to re read some of his work.

I don't think losing his rep bothered him. :cool:

[gangsta deluxe]

As for your second claim...if you're saying kruz didn't take some things way too seriously on here...you need to re read some of his work.

I know he did, and he had a desire to be universally liked.

Fact is though, he should have got over it, particularly after the level of bs he went through with bushpig.

Think about it. Which is worse, the shit bushpig did to him, or what Jimmy did?

What would make one more inclined to leave? I know he was a self indulgent sycophant who wanted to be loved, but for gods sake there is a limit.

Fact is we miss his photo-shop skills here. What I wonder is, how can a man who looks like him be so proud about his physical prowess? I mean ffs he looked like a fucking pussy, and he acted like one too. Always looking for acceptance...

[Cath]

Oh Kruzin I miss you please come back!!!
I even wrote a limerick for you to try to lure your stinky mexican bot-bot back here :)

There was a Mexican I did quite adore
Who sexed a bushpig-faced crazy old whore.
In that wifebeater singlet,
Fathered a babby bushpiglet
Or maybe there were many more??

[Swamp]

I think you've got it there GD. The fact that he craved 'universal acceptance' on the internet I think says something about his charcter. No one is liked by everyone here; thats the fucking point of the place, to tear thngs, people, and ideas down.
Kruz was a nutter, a talented nutter, but a nutter thats for sure. Though we are all nutters here. Tell me to speak for myself, but if we were all normal, this place would be fucking boring as, and none of us would be here anyway.

[Mancey]

Fact is though, he should have got over it, particularly after the level of bs he went through with bushpig.

Think about it. Which is worse, the shit bushpig did to him, or what Jimmy did?

While he only had himself to blame for rooting her in the first place, bushpig stalking him made her look far worse than him, even to the point it garnered him some sympathy. People would get stuck into bushpig on his behalf, and i think it probably validated him a bit, rather than it becoming a negative.

The shit with jimmy just made him look ridiculous. Far more of a reason for him to leave if you ask me.

[BuzzKillington]

he's probably sitting back right now and reading this under the guise of one alias or another, lapping up all this attention, basking in our adoration of his shooping skillz and whackin' it

[Mancey]

I am also in no doubt he's still on here in some form.

He added me on facebook prior to the jimmy situation...and he's subsequently removed me on the sly, no doubt after reading some of the pisstaking on here.

He's here...watching....waiting...

[PowerKat]

I think you've got it there GD. The fact that he craved 'universal acceptance' on the internet I think says something about his charcter. No one is liked by everyone here; thats the fucking point of the place, to tear thngs, people, and ideas down.
Kruz was a nutter, a talented nutter, but a nutter thats for sure. Though we are all nutters here. Tell me to speak for myself, but if we were all normal, this place would be fucking boring as, and none of us would be here anyway.

speak for yourself mate :mad:

I reckon he left because of me actually - because, as he rightfully pointed out, I add absolutely nothing to the place. I'm dead wood. No doubt he was bored shitless and has found some entertainment elsewhere. I just wish he'd at least tell us so we could also enjoy said entertainment. Selfeesh.:thumbsd:

[Banana Republican]

If only Johnny Walker could Shoop

[Kingy]

I think you've got it there GD. The fact that he craved 'universal acceptance' on the internet I think says something about his charcter. No one is liked by everyone here; thats the fucking point of the place, to tear thngs, people, and ideas down.
Kruz was a nutter, a talented nutter, but a nutter thats for sure. Though we are all nutters here. Tell me to speak for myself, but if we were all normal, this place would be fucking boring as, and none of us would be here anyway.

I like pretty much everybody here. I reckon most of us would say the same.


Kruzin took this place way too seriously - even BigAndy commented on it when he'd barely been a member for anytime at all.

He wasn't a bad bloke, but he'd get fired up over fuck all and then start being a total fuckwit - all the while claiming that he didn't take any of it seriously.

[Cath]

While we're taking part in an in-depth analysis of Kruzin, here's another perspective from that sexy lady he root-a-toot tooted with:



He does have superiority complex in real life as well, how he carries himself on the forum is how he is in real life. He is right fullstop end of story and don't dare argue with him.

We were together, we have a child together and I fled Melbourne on 6th Feb 2007 from our home together with our son, the one he thinks is not his, yet he was very accurate the day after our son was born in the hospital that if I didn't put our childs last name as his I would know about it and the day we filled out the birth certificate form he held me around the throat (I'm sure he wouldn't want those photos posted on the forum) just to make sure our son's name was his.

I find it highly amusing now he wants a paternity test, but he's dodging CSA aka being a dodgy bastard as he is per usual in life.

He lives in a surreal world in his head so if he says it happened then it did, whether it did or not, so making up utter bullshit about me only merely makes him feel more manly I guess.

Anyhoo you can choose to believe or not with me, I'm not a woman scorned, just merely a person watching him dig a mighty big hole for himself.

Just becareful with him because he'll spin your words for his own purpose to built up his reputation here.

Cheers
phorum


ahahahaha

[Dr Andy]

Oh Kruzin I miss you please come back!!!
I even wrote a limerick for you to try to lure your stinky mexican bot-bot back here :)

There once was a Mexican I did quite adore,
My body to him, I never did whore.
To ponder this act, I might find the fact,
Of why kruzin don't come here no more.
efa :thumbsu:

[jimmy35]

Nice thread :thumbsu:


He'll be here watching/posting somewhere , no question .

He made a fuckwit of himself and lacks the character to laugh it off . If he returns his sabbatical will have been for 'some' reason .

[Kingy]

Oh Kruzin I miss you please come back!!!
I even wrote a limerick for you to try to lure your stinky mexican bot-bot back here :)

There was a Mexican I did quite adore
Who sexed a bushpig-faced crazy old whore.
In that wifebeater singlet,
Fathered a babby bushpiglet
Or maybe there were many more??

Not bad - for a dumb blonde :p


I've had that PM for ages as well; she makes a compelling argument that he's a fuck-up, and yet, the crazy bitch spent all her time e-stalking him.

Those two really were a modern day Romeo & Juliet.

Just becareful with him because he'll spin your words for his own purpose to built up HUNDREDS OF REPUTATION here.

Cheers
phorum


EFA


PS - Jimmy, this all happened when I was O/S, but I was sending you my moral support telepathically; I was quite worried you were going to get bashed :(

[Cath]

efa :thumbsu:

:p Love it!

Although I've spent the last 5 minutes trying to figure out whether you've insulted me or not :confused:

[Mancey]

I've had that PM for ages as well; she makes a compelling argument that he's a fuck-up, and yet, the crazy bitch spent all her time e-stalking him.
.

Near the end there bushpig almost had me convinced too mate, that maybe we were backing the wrong horse in this whole thing.

But the fact she was obviously an obsessive stalker nutjob, sorta swayed me to the opinion that they were both a bit fucking mental.

[Banana Republican]

this forum needs more mentals

[BuzzKillington]

well charles manson is trying his hardest but he can't do it all by himself

[crackers57]

this forum needs more mentals

Yeah, just what we need......:rolleyes:

[Kingy]

this forum needs more mentals

True, we got rid of Kruzin, bushpig, tess, soozie and Carbs; and I gotta be honest, as hard as he's trying to be a complete spastic, scooterb just isn't cutting it :(

[jimmy35]

PS - Jimmy, this all happened when I was O/S, but I was sending you my moral support telepathically; I was quite worried you were going to get bashed :(



Thanks Kingy for your mental support . It was touch and go there for a while .

[Dr Andy]

:p Love it!

Although I've spent the last 5 minutes trying to figure out whether you've insulted me or not :confused:
no cath

cliffs:
i said you're not a whore
the reason you wouldn't fuck kruz is why he left
hence you're hot
now i'm waiting for pics of tits

[gangsta deluxe]

I believe in an Aussie Rules value in all aspects of life.

If you dish it out you have to be prepared to take it in return.

I have no problem with people who enjoy abusing and ridiculing of others, just so long as they are prepared to take it when the time comes.

There is nothing worse than a sniping coward, somebody who thinks they are beyond reproach, and takes an insult to heart.

Part of what I like about this forum is the fact that I can get stuck into somebody and know full well theyll give as good as they get(or better) back to me in return, and it doesn't matter who it is. Nobody is sacred.

Those who meltdown and fuck off, after being arrogant and abusive, show a true lack of character.

[Mike Oxlong]

If only Johnny Walker could Shoop

i'm the most hopeless fuck when it comes to working out aliases but is he Kruzin or is that just a joke?

I thought everyone said he was???:confused:

Fucked if i know:confused:

[RoosterLad]

I was always under the impression that he was kruzin too.

[Dr Andy]

I believe in an Aussie Rules value in all aspects of life.

If you dish it out you have to be prepared to take it in return.

I have no problem with people who enjoy abusing and ridiculing of others, just so long as they are prepared to take it when the time comes.

There is nothing worse than a sniping coward, somebody who thinks they are beyond reproach, and takes an insult to heart.

Part of what I like about this forum is the fact that I can get stuck into somebody and know full well theyll give as good as they get(or better) back to me in return, and it doesn't matter who it is. Nobody is sacred.

Those who meltdown and fuck off, after being arrogant and abusive, show a true lack of character.
go fuck a dude

[thegrach]

Who's a ranga.

[pickman]

go fuck a dude

Are you volunteering yourself there andY?

[Lach72]

this forum needs more mentals

If you leave me can I come too?

[Mike Oxlong]

If you leave me can I come too?

gee you've been quiet

oh and

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h160/scottlin/freonewyearsamefail.jpg:) :) :)

[Lach72]

I have been consulting my fellow tragics in depth...which loosely translated means 'suck my nuts'

[Kingy]

If you leave me can I come too?

Top shelf.

[Lach72]

Top shelf.

We can always stay, Kingy...

[Godfrey Jones]

TBH, jonny walker acts/sounds nothing like kruz did but it was fun accusing him

[johnnie walker]

yes.


fun fun fun

[PowerKat]

yes.


fun fun fun

+1

:p

[Kingy]

yes.


fun fun fun

Till her daddy takes her T-Bird away.

[Jack Frost]

He really wanted to end Dennis but he did a good enough job of it himself

[Guy Incognito]

Till her daddy takes her T-Bird away.

:DHUNDREDS of rep ... oh wait :(

[Kingy]

:DHUNDREDS of rep ... oh wait :(

S'alright mate; I have a whiteboard here that I keep track of my rep on.

It's pretty fucking important - I hardly have any, but imagine if you had heaps and you lost it?

[Guy Incognito]

S'alright mate; I have a whiteboard here that I keep track of my rep on.

It's pretty fucking important - I hardly have any, but imagine if you had heaps and you lost it?

Thats a horrible thought and if that happened to me I don't think i could contain my anger, and I'd take it out on the nearest poster before leaving here forever*, I guess it was lucky i didn't have much to lose


*I'd still lurk

[Whacker]

Ah the memories

[thegrach]

Vale rep, we had some good times :( *sheds tear*

[Syd]

I had HUNDREDS! you know. :(

[Banana Republican]

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/198/p5102817.png (http://img198.imageshack.us/i/p5102817.png/)

[thegrach]

LOL!! Can we add that as an emoticon Syd?

[Syd]

Would if I could grachy.

Fun times.

[Dr Andy]

Would if I could grachy.
well thats a fucken lie

[Syd]

well thats a fucken lie

Suddenly I have Admin access do I? :confused:

[Dr Andy]

Suddenly I have Admin access do I? :confused:
reading failz

[Syd]

reading failz

Oh, you mean comprehension issues do you doc.

You mean to say that if it were within my powers, I wouldn't do it anyways.
Thus questioning my sincerity rather than my honesty.

That cuts, it cuts deep. :(

[Mancey]

Thus questioning my sincerity rather than my honesty.


Reminds me of that simpsons episode.

Superintendent Chalmers : (Angrily) You're Fired!

Skinner: (outraged) Did you just call me a liar??!!!:mad:

Superintendent Chalmers: No i said you're fired

Skinner: Oh.....i see....well that's much worse

[thegrach]

Oh, you mean comprehension issues do you doc.

You mean to say that if it were within my powers, I wouldn't do it anyways.
Thus questioning my sincerity rather than my honesty.

That cuts, it cuts deep. :(
http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/198/p5102817.png

[Dr Andy]

Oh, you mean comprehension issues do you doc.

You mean to say that if it were within my powers, I wouldn't do it anyways.
Thus questioning my sincerity rather than my honesty.

That cuts, it cuts deep. :(
yes that

[gangsta deluxe]

Syd, the fact that you gave an immediate reply elucidates your feelings on the issue. You aren't even going to bother suggesting it to Roger, or Fred. This shows two things, first that you are against it and are using your non admin position as an excuse(because I know you can get things done), or second that you anticipate an immediate negative reply from Roger or Fred.

The fact that you were not open with the majority of people here who are not intelligent enough to see through your duplicity angers me. I expect you, as a mod, to make your intentions completely clear without giving the same old excuse I have now come to expect!!!!!:mad:

[thegrach]

Did you just call me dumb?

[Dr Andy]

tl;dr

[gangsta deluxe]

If you were dumb you wouldn't understand that I had placed you in that category Grach.

Andy you should be polite!

I was effectively making the same point as you.

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

Syd, the fact that you gave an immediate reply elucidates your feelings on the issue. You aren't even going to bother suggesting it to Roger, or Fred. This shows two things, first that you are against it and are using your non admin position as an excuse(because I know you can get things done), or second that you anticipate an immediate negative reply from Roger or Fred.

The fact that you were not open with the majority of people here who are not intelligent enough to see through your duplicity angers me. I expect you, as a mod, to make your intentions completely clear without giving the same old excuse I have now come to expect!!!!!:mad:


Translation: Syd, you are talking out of your arse again pal.

[thegrach]

If you were dumb you wouldn't understand that I had placed you in that category Grach.

Andy you should be polite!

I was effectively making the same point as you.
Touché GD!

[gangsta deluxe]

Translation: Syd, you are talking out of your arse again pal.

Thats right Bushie.

Now tell us exactly why with no BS Syd!!!!

[Dr Andy]

If you were dumb you wouldn't understand that I had placed you in that category Grach.

Andy you should be polite!

I was effectively making the same point as you.
yes but who cares


although far more eloquent, its much easier to simply call someone NIGGERDICK then move on

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

yes but who cares


although far more eloquent, its much easier to simply call someone NIGGERDICK then move on


In the world of the nuff nuff, bogan, kiwi fuckhead this may be true.

[Whacker]

NIGGERDICK

[gangsta deluxe]

Maybe so guys, but this could get him to give an actual reply, which I await eagerly.

[Syd]

Syd, the fact that you gave an immediate reply elucidates your feelings on the issue. You aren't even going to bother suggesting it to Roger, or Fred. This shows two things, first that you are against it and are using your non admin position as an excuse(because I know you can get things done), or second that you anticipate an immediate negative reply from Roger or Fred.

The fact that you were not open with the majority of people here who are not intelligent enough to see through your duplicity angers me. I expect you, as a mod, to make your intentions completely clear without giving the same old excuse I have now come to expect!!!!!:mad:

**AHEM**

I have taken your comments on board and am currently seeking advice from independent counsel and cannot further comment at this point in time.

When all items have been carefully considered, I will issue a statement detailing my thoguhts and ensuring that all relevant viewpoints are taken into consideration and the needs of all are balanced in the outcome.

I thank you for your attention and will issue further comment at some later stage.

:cool:

Did you just call me dumb?

Why yes, I think he did. ;)


Translation: Syd, you are talking out of your arse again pal.
Thats right Bushie.
Now tell us exactly why with no BS Syd!!!!

How can I phrase this more eloquently than "NIGGERDICKZ". :cool::cool:

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

**AHEM**

I have taken your comments on board and am currently seeking advice from independent counsel and cannot further comment at this point in time.

When all items have been carefully considered, I will issue a statement detailing my thoguhts and ensuring that all relevant viewpoints are taken into consideration and the needs of all are balanced in the outcome.

I thank you for your attention and will issue further comment at some later stage.

:cool:



That sure is some impressive Chief channeling right there:thumbsu:

[gangsta deluxe]

Indeed Bushie, and I think I understand who the respective identities of these independent parties might be. As such I am content with this reply and expect similar responses to any future queries.

[Hobby Farmer]

This ruccus lacks balls

[Syd]

Indeed Bushie, and I think I understand who the respective identities of these independent parties might be......

Leave me split personalities out of this. :mad:

[gangsta deluxe]

How can I phrase this more eloquently than "NIGGERDICKZ". :cool::cool:

That was a sound edit Syd. The extra emoticon and changed quotation has worked wonders.

[Syd]

That was a sound edit Syd. The extra emoticon and changed quotation has worked wonders.

Saved the entire thread IMHO.

[Dr Andy]

That was a sound edit Syd. The extra emoticon and changed quotation has worked wonders.
god damn youre a massive niggerdick

[thegrach]

This ruccus lacks balls
Are you sure you should be accusing anyone else of having no balls? :D

[gangsta deluxe]

Maybe their soreness is due to a massive increase in size?

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

god damn youre a massive niggerdick

you're

And please capitalise your sentences you ignoramous!

[gangsta deluxe]

Irony expressed with eloquence Bushie.:thumbsu:

[thegrach]

you're

And please capitalise your sentences you ignoramous!
http://johan.kiviniemi.name/blag/ffuu/ffuu.png

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

Fail city grachy.

I'm guessing that it is a grammar police thing.

[Mancey]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/fidolatry/fffuuu.png

Time to upgrade to pro grachy

[thegrach]

Apparently. Photobucket pro can eat my arse.

[Dr Andy]

you're

And please capitalise your sentences you ignoramous!
please dont start your sentences with and u cuntload

[Geelong_Sicko]

:eek: ZOMG!

You stalk my posts and hang shit on my photoshops, because quite frankly, you are jealous that a few people (not all) but a few get a giggle out of them. I had hundreds of rep points from most of the people on this site before the rep system was hijacked. So cut the high and mighty bullshit.

You act like TLC is your backyard and that new people need to earn your respect to be in your shitty clique...

[Tex21]

:eek: ZOMG!
From our own fearless moderator (sic)

Good Kruz, yourself? :)

Much happier since I retired from TLC. :p

Sooky cunnt.

[Mancey]

The best dishes are cooked over a low heat for a long time

A motto to live by

[thegrach]

:eek: ZOMG!
http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/198/p5102817.png

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

please dont start your sentences with and u cuntload

I really can't shake the reality that you are the spawn of the horrendous coupling of Billy Bowden and Helen Clark.

Helen, of course, provided not only the uterus but the egg AND the semen.

Billy merely fapped.

Fuck off and die kiwi cunt....and don't cry too much tomorrow night

[Dr Andy]

I really can't shake the reality that you are the spawn of the horrendous coupling of Billy Bowden and Helen Clark.

Helen, of course, provided not only the uterus but the egg AND the semen.

Billy merely fapped.

Fuck off and die kiwi cunt....and don't cry too much tomorrow night
so much angst


is the rangatang on her period

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

so much angst


is the rangatang on her period

yes.

[Dr Andy]

yes.
well fuck man why don't you just feel a pe... oh

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

Never forget cuntie, that the degrees of seperation between you and this man...

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee77/MtGibson/52411.jpg

are fewer than the rest of us.

He has obviously seen you in the shower as well.

[Spanners Watson]

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/elephants-theyre-into-some-kinky-shit-demotivational-poster.jpg


Syd i believe i was perma banned incorrectly for posting a image of a black man raping a negro women from a movie. Surely Afterworlds post here is banzorable, would understand no ban occuring though if it was a moose involved

[Syd]

Welcome to the shower old friend. :thumbsu:

[crackers57]

[Sooz] Welcome to the shower old friend. :thumbsu: [Sooz]

EFA :thumbsu:

[Geelong_Sicko]

Some charmer repped me last week with this:

"i want to snort poo out of your butt and bushman's hanky it into your vagina"

[sniff'nsob]FUCK I miss rep. And Cath...[/sniff'nsob]

[Ant_]

[sniff'nsob]FUCK I miss rep. And Cath...[/sniff'nsob]

Top work with the Secret Yarden shop the other day mate. :thumbsu:

[PowerKat]

[sniff'nsob]FUCK I miss rep. And Cath...[/sniff'nsob]

yeah me too :(

I would have repped you for that Yarden shoop ya know... if I could

[Geelong_Sicko]

Top work with the Secret Yarden shop the other day mate. :thumbsu:

yeah me too :(

I would have repped you for that Yarden shoop ya know... if I could

Nah, I actually pinched that Yarden shoop from Syd! He posted it on here a week or two ago...

[Syd]

Nah, I actually pinched that Yarden shoop from Syd! He posted it on here a week or two ago...

They already knew that.

[Curtis Stone]

It's as good as a Ben comment as you could hope for.

Geez Sicko. Geez.

[Geelong_Sicko]

:confused: Zuh?

[Curtis Stone]

:confused: Zuh?

Everyone knew you didn't do the Yarden shoop, we (for teh lulz) just thought we'd heap the praise on you and pwn Syd as a result.

The fact that you had to clarify that it wasn't actually your original work is why you've been 'thanksed Ben'.

[Geelong_Sicko]

Heh... Poor Syddles:D

[Mike Oxlong]

They already knew that.

That photoship was brilliant :thumbsu: :thumbsu:

[Curtis Stone]

Feel this needed to be in this thread.

Original thread: http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=669682

Post 69 (lol).

Anyway, he has been encouraging various of his mates to actively hook up with said sister in the hope she'll ditch the tool. We got drunk, snogged a bit and stuff (no shagging) but now I'm concerned her tool boyfriend (who is a psycho and quite big) will find out and seek revenge.

SLF, I know exactly who you speak of.

[Kingy]

Brave man to hook into Yarden's shawtie.

[Curtis Stone]

Oi? Huh?

Not Yards bro. Not Yards.

Similar sounding bloke though.

[Machete KruZin]

Feel this needed to be in this thread.

Original thread: http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=669682

Post 69 (lol).



SLF, I know exactly who you speak of.

Does Yarden have assburgers as well? :confused:

[T-Bone]

All we have is......


A_YzwL9-c_w

[Hobby Farmer]

Thanks for reminding me of AA.

[tribey]

Thanks for reminding me of AA.

he would be bluffin with his muffin if he didnt oh nom nom nom that muffin

[T-Bone]

Thanks for reminding me of AA.

Sorry pal.

he would be bluffin with his muffin if he didnt oh nom nom nom that muffin

lol.:D .

[Mike Oxlong]

trolling Jarrod Grant FB fan page and got this comment


Lockie Petfield commented on your photo:

"Its not actually jarod grant you fuckin moran"


no wonder he deleted it LOL

[Tex21]

Bumped in honour of Kruzin being a fucktard, and a certain poster having a footylulz shoop on BF.

[Kent Muscle]

Pretty sure he was a mod on footylulz as well.

The stories he could share about Kruzin....

[Tex21]

Pretty sure he was a mod on footylulz as well.

The stories he could share about Kruzin....

Maybe this exorcism will take more than thought. There has been significant planning as to how it will be undertaken. The TLC brains trust has been working hard.

[Syd]

FFS, you know by mentioning the name KruZin that bushpig will be here in 10-minutes, tops. :mad:

[Tex21]

FFS, you know by mentioning the name KruZin that bushpig will be here in 10-minutes, tops. :mad:

Will only help our crusade to save a soul Syddles.

[Curtis Stone]

Shaneo come hither.

Feast yourself upon this thread and cleanse yourself of the demons you carry.

[Mancey]

Did you have hundreds of rep on footylulz shaneo ?

[SonOfReep]

FUCKING HUNDREDS

[Fapio]

Well, that was a lovely few hours re-reading this thread.

So many memories...krooz was an angry motherfucker

[Syd]

You would be too if you'd fucked bushipig ;)

[pepe]

You would be too if you'd fucked bushipig ;)


Then boasted about it. :D

[Burt]

ITT:
Post 26 - Suzi gets unblocked
Post 27 - mayo gets spread

Is there nothing fucking new on TLC anymore?

[Mancey]

Is there nothing fucking new on TLC anymore?
:bert:

Btw, went back and checked to see what Post 26 was about, led me to this awesome advice from sooz to pickman about getting ready for a job interview

Good luck with the interview.
I bet you are a little toey about the interview. Think of it as though you are going to Centrelink to go hand those forms in, but instead of talking to the staff at Centrelink, you are talking to the employer of the place that you want to work for.
Best to get that bag of fruit (suit) out from the cupboard, you know the one that you wear for when something pops up. Grab it and find a nice shirt. Go to Myer as they have a sale on if you want a shirt and tie.
Don't wear runners as it can be off putting. Wear black leather shoes.
Good luck. I mean it. Let us know if you actually get the job.

lol

Don't wear runners with your suit pickman

[Shaneo]

Fuck me that took some time to read....

So how do I apply for the HUNDREDS of rep?? And will it help if I threaten to fight you all?

[Shaneo]

Pretty sure he was a mod on footylulz as well.

The stories he could share about Kruzin....

:cool:

[Tex21]

Fuck me that took some time to read....

So how do I apply for the HUNDREDS of rep?? And will it help if I threaten to fight you all?

If you PM SweetLeftFoot, he should be able to help you out. If he doesn;t get back to you, don't worry - its like a "Fight Club" style initiation, so just keep PMing him until you hear back.

[Shaneo]

If you PM SweetLeftFoot, he should be able to help you out. If he doesn;t get back to you, don't worry - its like a "Fight Club" style initiation, so just keep PMing him until you hear back.

Unfortunately I'm not 6'4 so my threats would really be a waste of time... But I'll take people down in 'draw something' if required to stamp my authority

[Tex21]

Just keep PMing SLF- he will help you out with more rep than Liam Jurrah

[Guy Incognito]

Bag of Fruit > Dog's horse

[pickman]

Btw, went back and checked to see what Post 26 was about, led me to this awesome advice from sooz to pickman about getting ready for a job interview



lol

Don't wear runners with your suit pickman

Glad I took the mayo sage's advice :thumbsu:

[Mancey]

Did you get the job?