BUSHPIG MOTIVATIONAL POSTER THREAD

[Travyo]

What a shock, Kruzin in for the save :eek:

[CATS]

You'd like any dick.
Not any...I am actually pretty choosy.

Probably why I can count the amount of roots I have had on both hands :o

[jimmy35]

I liked your tits .

[Travyo]

Not any...I am actually pretty choosy.

Probably why I can count the amount of roots I have had on both hands :o
And both feet:confused:

So you choose your roots only on what their dick looks like?

Would you fuck someone if they had a "un-attractive" cock?

[Rave]

Not any...I am actually pretty choosy.

Probably why I can count the amount of roots I have had on both hands :o

Then why act like such an e-tramp?

[Banana Republican]

does polydactylism run in the family?

[CATS]

And both feet:confused:

So you choose your roots only on what their dick looks like?

Would you fuck someone if they had a "un-attractive" cock?
:(

no.. I had a few too many long term relationships when I was younger!

[CATS]

Then why act like such an e-tramp?
Because years ago when your girlfriend was asleep and you taught me how to flirt, I got addicted to it! :(

[Travyo]

no.. I had a few too many long term relationships when I was younger!


Tsk Tsk, gotta get it while the titties are good cats.

[CATS]

Tsk Tsk, gotta get it while the titties are good cats.
I guess that is where I went wrong! :(

[Rave]

Because years ago when your girlfriend was asleep and you taught me how to flirt, I got addicted to it! :(

Perhaps i should've focused less on teaching you how to flirt and more on hair and beauty.

[CATS]

Perhaps i should've focused less on teaching you how to flirt and more on hair and beauty.
Hindsight is a wonderful thing.

Thanks for suggesting that now!

[enspenol]

Tsk Tsk, gotta get it while the titties are good cats.
she never had any chance then

[Kingy]

I never asked for those pics to be posted here or anywhere else. They were given to someone that I held false trust with and now regret. FFS they are there, get over them. Everyone else has, yet you seem to find the need to keep refering to them.

They cant be deleted or whatever, so just fucking move on! Your pettiness is really immature and pointless. If you want to post pathetic and pointless crap, go back to BF. Otherwise get over the boob pics and actually contribute to the lulz of this site!

Not meaning to have a go at you Cats, but this is what I don't get - the pics of you topless, especially the shoops, are fucking funny, and will always be posted about - because they do provide lulz. It's almost exactly the type of thing thats dominates this type of forum; like H2F's $400 shirt, or Hawk's fantapants; one thing a poster has done that defines them for a long time.

[CATS]

Not meaning to have a go at you Cats, but this is what I don't get - the pics of you topless, especially the shoops, are fucking funny, and will always be posted about - because they do provide lulz. It's almost exactly the type of thing thats dominates this type of forum; like H2F's $400 shirt, or Hawk's fantapants; one thing a poster has done that defines them for a long time.
So you will remember me when I am gone??

[Syd]

So you will remember me when I am gone??

Them.

He will remember them when you are gone.

[crackers57]

So you will remember me when I am gone??

For two weeks, tops :o

[CATS]

Them.

He will remember them when you are gone.
Thats all that matters! I will be remembered somehow!!

How many others can say they will be remembered for lulz - Hawks, Kruz, Kerrbs, FG....all other names seem to escape me right now :o

[Travyo]

Kruz won't be remembered for lulz, he'll be remembered for fucking bushpig.

Seriously.

[tribey]

Perhaps i should've focused less on teaching you how to flirt and more on hair and beauty.

"While on your rags, stand downwind of an oscillating fan with your legs bowed"

You won't get that sort of wisdom from a fortune cookie, nor knowledge from a fantale.

[Travyo]

Seeing as this is a motiv thread.

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/3070/d8a646a23fpngqz2.jpg

Any chance you hit that in 04 Kruzin?

South Africans big on Bushpig, she should move there, but they only want her for food.

http://www.google.com/trends?q=bushpig

[Ljp86]

She's still big now.

[Machete KruZin]

Kruz won't be remembered for lulz, he'll be remembered for fucking bushpig.

Seriously.

You're probably right about that.

Fuck, you're being a little bitch tonight (moreso) What will you be remembered for, Trav? I can't recall you ever posting anything remotely funny or even interesting, other than some crap about your failed band.

[tribey]

She's still big now.

I hear that! *high five*

[Machete KruZin]

Seeing as this is a motiv thread.

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/3070/d8a646a23fpngqz2.jpg

Any chance you hit that in 04 Kruzin?

South Africans big on Bushpig, she should move there, but they only want her for food.

http://www.google.com/trends?q=bushpig

Nah, it was '05 ;)

[Travyo]

You're probably right about that.

Fuck, you're being a little bitch tonight (moreso) What will you be remembered for, Trav? I can't recall you ever posting anything remotely funny or even interesting, other than some crap about your failed band.
Being in a crap band >>>>>>> Fucking Bushpig.

I have better shit to do than worry about what I'd be remembered for on a forum douche, Nice Priorities:thumbsu:

Kind of posted that Motiv poster in good faith but seeing as you took it like a whiney fuckwit, go finger your asshole over bushpig you greezy fuck:thumbsu:

What have you done that is interesting in here? try and play down the fact you are gutted and your life is fucking screwed for fucking a discusting ugly psychotic bitch?

Oh and seeing as we are on whinging, heres your post in The drunk tank.

You on Kingy in The drunk tank
State your case why you shouldn't have your TDT access removed.

Keep in mind, the ethos of this board is not the same as that of the main forum.

Stop whinging faggot?

[Kingy]

Between reporting posts, and whinging in TDT, it's amazing Kruzin has time for these photoshops.

As the incredibly experienced and astute Crackers pointed out, you carry on about being in it for the lulz, but cry like a bitch behind closed doors.

[Syd]

http://www.petsfunky.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/the-black-white-cat-fight.jpg

[Ljp86]

This thread keeps on giving.

[Travyo]

He is a bushpig fucking dickhead, but he is good at photoshops.......

[Kingy]

He is a bushpig fucking dickhead, but he is good at photoshops.......

Hitler tried to kill all the retards.

What I'm saying is, even the worst of people generally have at least one redeeming characteristic/ability.

[Travyo]

You know it's possible he could of got remembered for photoshops, if he didn't fuck a fat whore who stole his money.

[Kingy]

His chops were good.

Sadly, he was caught in the collateral damage of his own fucked up ex, and decided to lose his shit and lash out.

[Curtis Stone]

Kingy, Trav, keep the lulz coming.

*reclines back relaxingly to watch the show*

[tribey]

His chops were good.

Sadly, he was caught in the collateral damage of his own fucked up ex, and decided to lose his shit and lash out.

And then along came Cats-Chan and shit got real

[Machete KruZin]

He is a bushpig fucking dickhead, but he is good at photoshops.......

...and you're ghey. Yes I said it, so it must be true.






















No really, you really are teh ghey, Trav. :D

[Travyo]

One thing is for sure, that post was fucking gay.

Not bragging about the pussy I get, but my dick will never go anywhere near like that thing you fucked. You fucked her more than once for fuck sakes, couldn't you find anything else better to fuck? hell I'd rather fap than fuck that grotty shit.

[jaxxon]

No offence Kruzin, do you have a thing for uggers chicks? Bushpig? Cats? Suzi?

[Ljp86]

Hey, does anyone want some Popcorn?

[Machete KruZin]

Being in a crap band >>>>>>> Fucking Bushpig.

I have better shit to do than worry about what I'd be remembered for on a forum douche, Nice Priorities:thumbsu:

Kind of posted that Motiv poster in good faith but seeing as you took it like a whiney fuckwit, go finger your asshole over bushpig you greezy fuck:thumbsu:

What have you done that is interesting in here? try and play down the fact you are gutted and your life is fucking screwed for fucking a discusting ugly psychotic bitch?

Oh and seeing as we are on whinging, heres your post in The drunk tank.

You on Kingy in The drunk tank
State your case why you shouldn't have your TDT access removed.

Keep in mind, the ethos of this board is not the same as that of the main forum.

Stop whinging faggot?

..copying and pasting posts from TDT now. :thumbsd:

Hit a nerve I see, Trav. :rolleyes:

I'm very happy with my life these days, thanks :) ...and you?

[Syd]

...you carry on about being in it for the lulz.....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/bilbo_aussie/untitled-14.jpg

[Travyo]

Well we were on the topic of whinging, and seeing you seem so good at it because poor lil Kruzin can't trust kingy no more, I thought I'd post it. Trying to get someone kicked out of a forum? lol words can't even explain how lame that shit is.

Quite happy at the moment actually, is your life going to be turned upside down when you find out Bushpigs kid is yours?

[Kingy]

..copying and pasting posts from TDT now. :thumbsd:

Hit a nerve I see, Trav. :rolleyes:

I'm very happy with my life these days, thanks :) ...and you?

I wouldn't say you hit a nerve - I think Trav was just pointing out that as much as you claim to be 'all about the lulz' and happy to 'pwn yourself for the lulz,' - you're bitching in private because you think we are helping others flame you, and that we actually care.

[jaxxon]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/bilbo_aussie/untitled-14.jpg

Syd, you are on fire son, especially for your standards.

[Machete KruZin]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/bilbo_aussie/untitled-14.jpg

I would like to purchase one of these, T'shirt's! :D:thumbsu:

[tribey]

Quite happy at the moment actually, is your life going to be turned upside down when you find out Bushpigs kid is yours?

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the father of a piglet named Bushpig Jnr

In Western Mexico born and raised
On Bushpig is where i spent most of my days
Freakin out, skitzin and bein a tool
And handin' out lollies outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin postin' lulz in my neighborhood
I got in one little chop and Cats-chan got scared
She said 'Plz report these posts while i plait my pubic hair!'

I whistled for a Cabin Boy and when he came near
His dinner plate said 'Fred' and he had cirrhosis in his liver
If anything I can say this mod is rare
But I thought 'Naw forget it' - 'Yo homos in mai pants'

I logged on to TLC about 7 or 8
And I reported 35 posts 'Plz kick everyone off this forum'
I looked at my condom
It was totally unused
But at least I got a plasma screen thanks to Bushpig's ovaries!

[Syd]

I would like to purchase one of these, T'shirt's! :D:thumbsu:

I will send you one as soon as I shake this image...

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d107/christina1226/Jared-Subway-sex-fat-woman.jpg

...out of my head!!

[Kingy]

I didn't last time, but Ruddy, next election, you've got my vote.

[Machete KruZin]

Quite happy at the moment actually, is your life going to be turned upside down when you find out Bushpigs kid is yours?

In one word, no. It won't make any difference.

Don't bring people's children into a fight. Mine or not mine, keep her kid out of this.

[Rave]

THEN WHO WAS FATHER???

[Machete KruZin]

I will send you one as soon as I shake this image...

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d107/christina1226/Jared-Subway-sex-fat-woman.jpg

...out of my head!!

...and my back hasn't been the same since! :D

[Banana Republican]

it makes pedo bear cry

[Travyo]

THEN WHO WAS FATHER???
lol

Kruzin before you get on your high pig and ridicule me for bringing a kid into it, maybe you shouldn't have told your life story of you & bushpig on a forum?

[Machete KruZin]

THEN WHO WAS FATHER???

Dunno, drummer in some band she was fucking. I wasn't even in Sydney on her supposed conception date. She lied about her due date, then had a volountary C section to make the time frame fit.

Seriously. Some bitches are evil like that. I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Not even Trav. :(

[Machete KruZin]

lol

Kruzin before you get on your high pig and ridicule me for bringing a kid into it, maybe you shouldn't have told your life story of you & bushpig on a forum?

We both know that was a big mistake on my part.

[Kerrby]

I wouldn't wish this on anyone either.

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d107/christina1226/Jared-Subway-sex-fat-woman.jpg

[Travyo]

Seriously. Some bitches are evil like that. I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Not even Trav. :(

Not even me? soft in your later years Kruzin?

I would wish it upon you, but I wouldn't have to seeing as you went there time and time again and were happy to.

[Ljp86]

We both know that was a big mistake on my part.

A huuuuuge mistake!!

[Travyo]

We both know that was a big mistake on my part.
No shit.

[Hawks1523]

Hahahaha. Kruz copped it in this thread, take that mehican. :D

[crackers57]

Hahahaha. Kruz copped it in this thread, take that mehican. :D

Hahahahah yeah yeah.....quick, you can probably slip a few in before his body gets cold :thumbsu:

[Ricketts]

Dunno, drummer in some band she was fucking.


Is trav a drummer?

[crackers57]

Is trav a drummer?

No, a musician







Woah! a drummer joke :thumbsu:

[PowerKat]

No, a musician







Woah! a drummer joke :thumbsu:

I lol'd :o

[Swamp]

This joint is struggling.

[Kingy]

This joint is struggling.

It was always going to be downhill after you shit yourself; that would be the pinnacle of any forum.

[crackers57]

This joint is struggling.

Might be rolled a bit tight

[Travyo]

Is trav a drummer?
No, can't play them for shit.

I saw what you did there by the way:thumbsu:

[crackers57]

No, can't play them for shit.

I saw what you did there by the way:thumbsu:

No putting anything past you

[Swamp]

It was always going to be downhill after you shit yourself; that would be the pinnacle of any forum.

I think it says it something about the quality of a body of work when the highlight is the third attempt at a one-joke (in-title) thread.

[BuzzKillington]

God damn, stay offline for the night and I miss all the fun :thumbsd:

[Hawks1523]

Hahahahah yeah yeah.....quick, you can probably slip a few in before his body gets cold :thumbsu:

Nah, never kick a man while he's down. I'll just sit on the side and laugh at this thread.

[Magnum27]

5/10 for the flame war boys, not a bad effort, but not quite up to Nicky's high standards when she got them going.

[Machete KruZin]

Hahahaha. Kruz copped it in this thread, take that mehican. :D

Nah, never kick a man while he's down. I'll just sit on the side and laugh at this thread.


Cum on Hawks' you should know better than anyone, that I'm never out of the game. ;)

Anyway, there's still a few good laughs left in this thread. :thumbsu:



http://209.85.48.9/829/169/upload/p4926896.jpg

[Machete KruZin]

5/10 for the flame war boys, not a bad effort, but not quite up to Nicky's high standards when she got them going.

Nicky's photo's are awesome. :) She's quite a pretty girl. :thumbsu:

[rossi]

Cum on Hawks' you should know better than anyone, that I'm never out of the game. ;)

Anyway, there's still a few good laugh left in this thread. :thumbsu:



http://209.85.48.9/829/169/upload/p4926896.jpg
HAHAHA pwnt

[Banana Republican]

For optimum LULZ needed to point out that it was ranga too

[Kingy]

Kruz - would've been more effective if the guy taking the cumshot didn't look a bit like you in make-up and drag :p

[Machete KruZin]

Kruz - would've been more effective if the guy taking the cumshot didn't look a bit like you in make-up and drag :p

Probably. :D:thumbsu:

[Banana Republican]

it wasnt photo chopped just from the family album

[Machete KruZin]

For optimum LULZ needed to point out that it was ranga too

To be fair to Hawks' they're more of a lighty brown/ blonde. ;)

..the colour settings on my CS3 are just playing up a bit at the moment.

[Magnum27]

Nicky's photo's are awesome. :) She's quite a pretty girl. :thumbsu:

Nothing to do with photo's, just if you want a flame war you could do well to read some of her best work, see how a master does it not an apprentice :D

[Machete KruZin]

Nothing to do with photo's, just if you want a flame war you could do well to read some of her best work, see how a master does it not an apprentice :D

Flame wars are not my strong point, Mags.

[Magnum27]

Flame wars are not my strong point, Mags.


ok cool :thumbsu:, that's why i rated it 5/10.

[Kingy]

Nothing to do with photo's, just if you want a flame war you could do well to read some of her best work, see how a master does it not an apprentice :D

Nicky is definitely extremely good at trolling people - it's why I wanted her back.

That being said - I didn't set out to completely flame Kruzin, and have held back some ammunition as a result.

[Hawks1523]

Ah Kruz you fatty fucking mexican, I'm glad you're still obsessed with looking at my cock.

Are you sure bushpig hasn't turned you gay?

[Banana Republican]

Nicky is definitely extremely good at trolling people - it's why I wanted her back.

That being said - I didn't set out to completely flame Kruzin, and have held back some ammunition as a result.
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=516472
is she?

[Godfrey Jones]

Practise .
hahaha

[Machete KruZin]

Ah Kruz you fatty fucking mexican, I'm glad you're still obsessed with looking at my cock.

Are you sure bushpig hasn't turned you gay?

Not quite, Hawks. Your cock on the other hand... ;)

[Hawks1523]

Not quite, Hawks. Your cock on the other hand... ;)

I figured as much.

[jimmy35]

Sure you're not Bunsen there Kruzin , he talked about blokes cocks and gays a lot too .

[Rubber Pants]

Some serious sandy vagina in here :(

Bushpig and Kruzin reminds me of that childhood rhyme:

Fat and skinny went to bed
Fat rolled over and skinny was dead

[Travyo]

Fail Katy :p

[Machete KruZin]

Fail Katy :p

Did I miss something?

[aussiekaty]

No Trav's talkin to himself... nothing happened move along people nothing to see....

[Guy Incognito]

Pwned Trav :D

[Travyo]

Sif delete your img posting fail katy, n00b :p

[aussiekaty]

Sif delete your img posting fail katy, n00b :p


I dunno what yer talking about trav.... think u imagined it!.. heh shhh

[Travyo]

I don't want to be responsible for bumping this shit <_<

[aussiekaty]

Then quit posting

[Machete KruZin]

I don't want to be responsible for bumping this shit <_<

So why did you bump it then? :rolleyes:

[Brenno]

So why did you bump it then? :rolleyes:

because katy tried to post an image and failed, so she deleted it just before trav posted.

Come on mate lift your game:)

[Machete KruZin]

because katy tried to post an image and failed, so she deleted it just before trav posted.

Come on mate lift your game:)

Ah right..thanks Brenno. Who/what was the image of?

[PowerKat]

I don't want to be responsible for bumping this shit <_<

So why did you bump it then? :rolleyes:

:confused: umm - this thread is stickied

[Machete KruZin]

:confused: umm - this thread is stickied

Yeah, I know PK. I did ask Reep to unsticky it a while ago though. Because of the annimosity it was stirring up between people.

This was was supposed to be the final fuck-off bushpig/and her aliases thread. I don't want anything further to do with it.

[PowerKat]

just pointing out the whole 'bump' thing is irrelevant

a bit of animosity is ok imo ;)

[Machete KruZin]

just pointing out the whole 'bump' thing is irrelevant

a bit of animosity is ok imo ;)

Agree, but it was getting out of hand IMHO. I'm here (as are other people) for a bit of fun and a some laughs. Not for flame wars, which are both stupid and unfunny.

[crackers57]

Agree, but it was getting out of hand IMHO. I'm here (as are other people) for a bit of fun and a some laughs. Not for flame wars, which are both stupid and unfunny.

Fuck off!

Flame Wars are the foundation on which this site was built.

[Machete KruZin]

Fuck off!

Flame Wars are the foundation on which this site was built.
Perhaps, but most of the sites flamers are permabanned so..

[PowerKat]

Agree, but it was getting out of hand IMHO. I'm here (as are other people) for a bit of fun and a some laughs. Not for flame wars, which are both stupid and unfunny.

WTF? flame wars often result in some of the best fun and laughs :confused:

[Machete KruZin]

WTF? flame wars often result in some of the best fun and laughs :confused:

I'll look forward to your next flame war then, PK. ;)

[PowerKat]

ha! I'm no good at that shit :p

[crackers57]

ha! I'm no good at that shit :p

You are too ;)

[Godfrey Jones]

Perhaps, but most of the sites flamers are permabanned so..


that is a very good point elkruzo :cool:

[Kingy]

I liked your tits .

Vintage Jimmy!!

[BobsCousin]

Fuck i'm glad kruzin doesn't post here no more. The cunthole was just fucken pathetic.

I missed out on bushpig..was she really fucken crazy? I can't believe anyone would wang that hole@!

[Syd]

Fuck i'm glad kruzin doesn't post here no more. The cunthole was just fucken pathetic.

I missed out on bushpig..was she really fucken crazy? I can't believe anyone would wang that hole@!


There's a cantina load of illegal immigrants back tracing your IP address as we speak.

You're (gets) fooked! fella

[crackers57]

There's a cantina load of illegal immigrants back tracing your IP address as we speak.

You're (gets) fooked! fella

Rio Grande Bath?

[Swamp]

I missed out on bushpig..was she really fucken crazy?

She is a did set fucking loopy loop.

And she's watching.

[Ray Smoodiver]

Rio Grande Bath?

Its going to be filthy

[Kingy]

She is a did set fucking loopy loop.

And she's watching.

You reckon she's still around the place?

Hooley McBoob perhaps?

[BobsCousin]

Nah Hooley is real and i been told she is hot by some swans supporters.

[crackalackin']

Nah Hooley is real and i been told she is hot by some swans supporters.

pics please Bob

[Swamp]

She's constantly lurking, and just had a go at an alias again like less then a fortnight ago

[mighty ducks]

Holy shit, what a thread. Looks like I got here too late :(

[Fapio]

My condolences. I'd give you sympathy rep, but I got to spread it around before giving you rep again. ;)
rofl

[thegrach]

Holy shit, what a thread. Looks like I got here too late :(
Only just missed out though...

[Cath]

http://i38.tinypic.com/t6xfk7.jpg

http://i38.tinypic.com/20zz5ft.jpg

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f157/R00nd0gg/tmb.jpg

http://i37.tinypic.com/2lurnk5.jpg

I am still ejaculolling over these :p

[Fapio]

fap fap fap

[Legend]

tribey, oh tribey where are thou.

[jaxxon]

All hot* except that last one Cath :( Poor form!

* May or may not be true.

[natlovesthesak]

do I have to go through 39 pages to get the gist of whats going on?

[Swamp]

Try 40+ pages on 20+ threads

[gangsta deluxe]

Ill try to update in an sentence.

She stalked and possibly had a child with a poster who jimmy caused to meltdown and leave.:)

[natlovesthesak]

Try 40+ pages on 20+ threads

nope if someone can't give me crib notes then not a topic I care about.

[natlovesthesak]

Ill try to update in an sentence.

She stalked and possibly had a child with a poster who jimmy caused to meltdown and leave.:)

bah ha ha haaaaa ha.

cool thanks gangsta :thumbsu:

[jaxxon]

Quit your bitching and whinging nat.

[Ljp86]

nope if someone can't give me crib notes then not a topic I care about.

KruZin was a former poster on here, quite a funny guy too. Anyway, it turns out he had a bit of a fling with a chick quite a while ago before his current situation. It turns out this girl is a headcase, won't leave him alone, keeps ringing him and has claimed to have had a child with him. You know, the usual stuff that psychos do.

Anyway, this girl discovered that KruZin had signed up here and decided to sign up herself in order to keep following him around. KruZ eventually wised up and called her out. Instantly, everyone hated her because she was portrayed as such a bitch and after a few pics were posted, everyone called her "bushpig".

Alias after alias were banned as bushy tried desperately to fit in in order to stick around but it didn't work. After a while, there were a couple of arguments on the boards between a few posters before jimmy35 and KruZin finally had it out (srs bzns) in a thread. KruZin had a massive meltdown (almost Diego/Murray-esque) and left and has yet to return since.

Bushy keeps trying to sign up here but keeps getting banned because she a is big fat fucking blob of fail.

So, there you go, that's pretty much the KruZin/bushpig story summed up in a couple of paragraphs.

[gangsta deluxe]

Lol,

It was done in a sentence!!!

Anyway I miss Kruzin, he was a fragile petal, but he was the best shopper on here by miles.

His skills, not his character, are missed.

Bushpig however is still fucking around with aliases, sending pm's and what not. We know it is you, you ugly fucked up bitch.

I wonder what their kid looks like.. a pig with a slender moustache?

[Cath]

bah ha ha haaaaa ha.

cool thanks gangsta :thumbsu:

OINK OINK!*



*Probably not true

[gangsta deluxe]

I doubt it. The pig has a distinctive style.

Maybe, just maybe, she is being sneaky. Though I think Nat is a real poster, not an alias

Who do you honestly think is the more dodgy one Cath, Kruz or pig?

I know she sent you those pm's and from what I can see they are kinda consistent with Kruz behaviour. Still she stalked him here. Hmmmmmmmm. Maybe it was both. That meltdown was pretty pathetic.

[Cath]

I doubt it. The pig has a distinctive style, and little control over the English language.

Maybe, just maybe, she is being sneaky. Though I think Nat is a real poster, not an alias

Who do you honestly think is the more dodgy one Cath, Kruz or pig?

I know she sent you those pm's and from what I can see they are kinda consistent with Kruz behaviour. Still she stalked him here. Hmmmmmmmm. Maybe it was both. That meltdown was pretty pathetic.

I think they were both loopy as fuck. He was a complete pubebrain for r00ting her in the first place, let alone all the other oddball stuff he has done like having that little spat with jimmy then running away crying, never to be seen again.

But she's bushpig, the crazy old minx who was weird enough to follow him around on every forum. If you're going to stalk somebody, wouldn't you at least choose someone who didn't look like a skeletor mexican with giant chompy gnashers? :confused:

[Ljp86]

Lol,

It was done in a sentence!!!

It needed some background.

I think they were both loopy as fuck. He was a complete pubebrain for r00ting her in the first place, let alone all the other oddball stuff he has done like having that little spat with jimmy then running away crying, never to be seen again.

But she's bushpig, the crazy old minx who was weird enough to follow him around on every forum. If you're going to stalk somebody, wouldn't you at least choose someone who didn't look like a skeletor mexican with giant chompy gnashers? :confused:

You're probably right.

[gangsta deluxe]

It needed some background.


Indeed, and it has inspired me to re read the meltdown, fuck that shit is funny.

Classic Jimmy.

[Ljp86]

Indeed, and it has inspired me to re read the meltdown, fuck that shit is funny.

Classic Jimmy.

We need a Hall of Fame here. It would be the first thread inducted out of all of new TLC.

[Banana Republican]

It should be archived along side the old threads

[Swamp]

KruZin was a former poster on here, quite a funny guy too. Anyway, it turns out he had a bit of a fling with a chick quite a while ago before his current situation. It turns out this girl is a headcase, won't leave him alone, keeps ringing him and has claimed to have had a child with him. You know, the usual stuff that psychos do.

Anyway, this girl discovered that KruZin had signed up here and decided to sign up herself in order to keep following him around. KruZ eventually wised up and called her out. Instantly, everyone hated her because she was portrayed as such a bitch and after a few pics were posted, everyone called her "bushpig".

Alias after alias were banned as bushy tried desperately to fit in in order to stick around but it didn't work. After a while, there were a couple of arguments on the boards between a few posters before jimmy35 and KruZin finally had it out (srs bzns) in a thread. KruZin had a massive meltdown (almost Diego/Murray-esque) and left and has yet to return since.

Bushy keeps trying to sign up here but keeps getting banned because she a is big fat fucking blob of fail.

So, there you go, that's pretty much the KruZin/bushpig story summed up in a couple of paragraphs.

Pretty much spot on, except the original stalking and arguing actually began on the BF TLC, with a few solid lulz and bushpig filled threads occuring over there. On the shift here, with no-one really knowing what was what and who was who, the pig was able to get an alias with about 200 odd posts here before anyone keyed on to what was going on.

[FG]

What the hell happened to Aussiekaty?

[gangsta deluxe]

She is in CA's basement.

He's feeding her up.

[Kingy]

KruZin was a former poster on here, quite a funny guy too.

He was obviously funny - somebody help me out, I know he had a lot of rep, how much exactly did he have again?

Oh, and he's fucking huge, and I think is like, the Mexican Ultimate Fighting Champion?

[gangsta deluxe]

He had hundreds.

How could he not? A 6 foot four kick boxing mexican who weighs 90kg is bound to get hundreds of rep, and if he doesnt he and his brothers will bash you. Not a man to be messed with.

[natlovesthesak]

Looks like I'm going to have to now go through all these pages to get the full picture.

Very melodramatic to say the least :)

Catch you all in a couple of hours when I'm finished.

[Kingy]

I feel like this place is building a lot of momentum of late - but jesus, we've already got some absolutely fucking epic threads.

[FG]

I feel like this place is building a lot of momentum of late - but jesus, we've already got some absolutely fucking epic threads.

Eventually someone's going to have to go through the archives and pull out the best of the best.

[jimmy35]

That'll be an exhaustive task .

[Kingy]

That'll be an exhaustive task .

Just link them to 'Find more posts by this user,' for you & I, right Jimmy?

[gangsta deluxe]

I've been receiving Pm's from someone who claims to be Kruzin(after I abused said pmer for being cowardly and demanded an identity), I doubt it is him, but you never know.

[jimmy35]

Just link them to 'Find more posts by this user,' for you & I, right Jimmy?


Spot on Kingy . No point wasting time on the deadwood .

[PowerKat]

Spot on Kingy . No point wasting time on the deadwood .

harsh, but fair :o

[Kingy]

harsh, but fair :o

I'm sure he only meant deadwood in the not posting n00dz sense PK, not a personal thing ;)

[tribey]

tribey, oh tribey where are thou.

present.

[PowerFat]

http://209.85.48.9/829/169/upload/p4920155.jpg

Please tell me this isn't the thing that Kruzin fucked.

OH PLEASE TELL ME NO !!!!!!!!!

I LOVE KRUZ !!!!!!!

[Curtis Stone]

Please tell me this isn't the thing that Kruzin fucked.

OH PLEASE TELL ME NO !!!!!!!!!

I LOVE KRUZ !!!!!!!

Yeah it is.

I suspect the head is shooped though. Body is authentic.

[PowerFat]

Yeah it is.

I suspect the head is shooped though. Body is authentic.

Really bro?

I thought he did Hooley :confused::confused::confused:

[Curtis Stone]

Really bro?

I thought he did Hooley :confused::confused::confused:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

Nah, Bushpig was his famous conquest. All true I'm afraid.

[Whacker]

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the father of a piglet named Bushpig Jnr

In Western Mexico born and raised
On Bushpig is where i spent most of my days
Freakin out, skitzin and bein a tool
And handin' out lollies outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin postin' lulz in my neighborhood
I got in one little chop and Cats-chan got scared
She said 'Plz report these posts while i plait my pubic hair!'

I whistled for a Cabin Boy and when he came near
His dinner plate said 'Fred' and he had cirrhosis in his liver
If anything I can say this mod is rare
But I thought 'Naw forget it' - 'Yo homos in mai pants'

I logged on to TLC about 7 or 8
And I reported 35 posts 'Plz kick everyone off this forum'
I looked at my condom
It was totally unused
But at least I got a plasma screen thanks to Bushpig's ovaries!
I cant believe no one gave this reps at the time

[Syd]

I needed a larf this morning! :thumbsu: :thumbsu:

[crackers57]

Some pretty funny stuff in there.....some classic Jimmy :thumbsu:

[Bushpig]

Give dem lyrics to Kayne West and get ready for a Grammy :thumbsu:

[PowerKat]

lol - why isn't this in the Shower of Gold?




oh wai...

[Syd]

lol - why isn't this in the Shower of Gold?




oh wai...

You raise a valid* point.
















* I'm shocked too!

[PowerKat]

You raise a valid* point.
















* I'm shocked too!

It's a talent ;)

FYI - found this :)

I'm sure one day I will depart this site and whoever's running the show then can let nicky back if they want. She may not want to come back in any event.

But until then no nicky [/nicky discussion]

[Syd]

FYI - found this :)

FYI, he's not "gone".
He was just here the other morning.... ;)

[crackers57]

It's a talent ;)

FYI - found this :)

Wasn't hard to find, it was just at the top of your post ;)


*Damn, a sneaky edit PK

[PowerKat]

FYI, he's not "gone".
He was just here the other morning.... ;)

yeah yeah, whatever :)

Wasn't hard to find, it was just at the top of your post ;)


*Damn, a sneaky edit PK

>_>

[crackers57]

BUMP for some Sat night lulz :D

[Geelong_Sicko]

Saturday night

DO DO DO DO DOOOO DO DO

Saturday night...