Suzi is turning 31 on Monday!!

[CATS]

And I thought being such a momentous occasion, we could start partying over the weekend!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y31/Fredcat/Cats%2002/Cat-CatInBirthdayCakeYoureAdopted.jpg

[Fapio]

See you in hell, thread

[Mike Oxlong]

suzi will officially overtake in age her IQ Monday.

Unofficially that happened ten years ago but the government have a minimum you can score.

I reckon i could train a hamster to be smarter than her in 2 weeks tops.

[CATS]

See you in hell, thread
I thought the pic was awesome...thats all that matters!

[Travyo]

Is that kid crying because it's Adopted or because it's a ranga?

[Mike Oxlong]

Is that kid crying because it's Adopted or because it's a ranga?

double whammy, the threepeat is it has aids LOL

[Kingy]

I just pissed myself with excitement.

[Ron]

Who among you will take one for the team and pop her cherry for her birthday?

[wallace]

CATS2008 would you be offended if someone fapped to your n00dz?

[Kingy]

CATS2008 would you be offended if someone fapped to your n00dz?

Apart from Kerrby already doing it.

[tribey]

Who among you will take one for the team and pop her cherry for her birthday?

It'd be a half-eaten rotting Jonathan apple with a worm in it, moreso than a 'cherry'.

[Hawks1523]

Careful guys, we're talking about one of the protected three who contribute nothing to the forums, we could all end up bant.

[Ben Carbonaro]

And I thought being such a momentous occasion, we could start partying over the weekend!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y31/Fredcat/Cats%2002/Cat-CatInBirthdayCakeYoureAdopted.jpg

How can you post something like that?

Really sad.

[bigburger]

How can you post something like that?

Really sad.
Whats wrond with it Ben?

[Kingy]

You hate rangas too Carbs :confused:

[Ben Carbonaro]

Whats wrond with it Ben?

She aint adopted, you guys just love giving her shit for no reason.

I don't have anything against Rangas either.

[Kingy]

She aint adopted, you guys just love giving her shit for no reason.


That's a bit harsh Ben - to be fair, she did call a lot of us mean names a while ago :(


I don't have anything against Rangas either.

Why not?

[Ben Carbonaro]

I think she got frustrated with how you guys were treating her.

Hair colour shouldn't be something to judge person on or give them a hard time about.

[Kingy]

I think she got frustrated with how you guys were treating her.

She started it though :(


Hair colour shouldn't be something to judge person on or give them a hard time about.

Normally I'd agree with you - but people with red hair have generally got mental problems.

[rick James]

Kiki Vidis is a redhead and she doesn't have mental problems.

Oh wait, she's in porn.

[LondonCalling]

She aint adopted, you guys just love giving her shit for no reason.


So you're implying that you're her father?

That kinda makes sense...

[RoosterLad]

She aint adopted, you guys just love giving her shit for no reason.

I don't have anything against Rangas either.

I'd like $10 on Benny C reaming the guts out of Suzi for her birthday thanks bookie.

[Ben Carbonaro]

So you're implying that you're her father?

That kinda makes sense...

No not at all.

Just sticking up for her, she has had to bear the brunt of some unfair online bulllying in the past.

[Ben Carbonaro]

I'd like $10 on Benny C reaming the guts out of Suzi for her birthday thanks bookie.

You will get a refund because it's not going to happen.

[Tess]

No not at all.

Just sticking one up her, she has had to bear the fruit of my loins sooner or later after some unfair online bullying in the past.

EFA
:eek:

[LondonCalling]

No not at all.

Just sticking up for her, she has had to bear the brunt of some unfair online bulllying in the past.

Have you got the DNA tests to prove you're not the father?

If you want, I can arrange an appearance on Maury Povich?

[Flange]

Who among you will take one for the team and pop her cherry for her birthday?


There would have been someone who has done that by now.

My first thought would be the person white-knighting for her in this thread.

Second would be Chief

[pickman]

Who among you will take one for the team and pop her cherry for her birthday?

I nominate you Ron! :D

[tribey]

I nominate you Ron! :D

imagine if suzi was azn? that would be quite the conundrum for Ronwald

[BuzzKillington]

You will get a refund because it's not going to happen.
I think you might need a lesson in how betting works, Ben

[RoosterLad]

I think you might need a lesson in how betting works, Ben

I'd like Benny as my bookie!

[BuzzKillington]

But if you won, he wouldn't pay up because gambling goes against his stringent moral and ethical code

[LondonCalling]

But if you won, he wouldn't pay up because gambling goes against his stringent moral and ethical code

He's a journalist you ****!

Of course he has a stringent moral and ethical code.

No gambling, no sex, no crudeness, dog fighting only on weekends.

[BuzzKillington]

And the odds he gives on the dog fights are fucking shitful as well

[LondonCalling]

I just saw Carbs' internet browsing history. Someone hacked his mainframe and PM'd it to me. I'm shocked and appalled at what I saw actually. Certainly changes my opinion of Carbs, and may even have a lesser level of respect for him as a journalist.

First his drugs scandal at his end of year ball, now.....err, this?

He's certainly going down a dark path, and I for one, am saddened.

[BuzzKillington]

He's certainly going down a dark path, and I for one, am saddened.
Ebony pr0n?

[Kingy]

Carbs, do you realise that most of us have wished her a happy birthday, and all you've done it pointed out her flaws?

[LondonCalling]

Ebony pr0n?

I'll leave it to Ben to respond to these screen captures that are doing the rounds that are certainly leaving him not looking innocent in this regard.

I'm sure he's got a response, and I believe that in the spirit of the truth will set you free, I expect nothing less than full disclosure.

Cheers

[Ben Carbonaro]

I'd like Benny as my bookie!

Nah, wrong person.

[Ben Carbonaro]

I'll leave it to Ben to respond to these screen captures that are doing the rounds that are certainly leaving him not looking innocent in this regard.

I'm sure he's got a response, and I believe that in the spirit of the truth will set you free, I expect nothing less than full disclosure.

Cheers

Can I see pics in question please?

[Ben Carbonaro]

I just saw Carbs' internet browsing history. Someone hacked his mainframe and PM'd it to me. I'm shocked and appalled at what I saw actually. Certainly changes my opinion of Carbs, and may even have a lesser level of respect for him as a journalist.

First his drugs scandal at his end of year ball, now.....err, this?

He's certainly going down a dark path, and I for one, am saddened.

No drugs at all mate, I'm a clean individual.

Why did it shock you anyway?

[Ben Carbonaro]

Carbs, do you realise that most of us have wished her a happy birthday, and all you've done it pointed out her flaws?

I have wished a happy birthday via PM. :thumbsu:

[LondonCalling]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b58/cammo86/carbsscreencapture-1.jpg

I'm just shocked.

[LondonCalling]

No drugs at all mate

That you know of. Surely someone told you by now?

[Ben Carbonaro]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b58/cammo86/carbsscreencapture-1.jpg

I'm just shocked.

Some of the most disgusting fake stuff I have ever seen.

Gold at the same time though. :thumbsu:

[Ben Carbonaro]

That you know of. Surely someone told you by now?

Nothing happened to tell me.

[Kingy]

Some of the most disgusting fake stuff I have ever seen.

Gold at the same time though. :thumbsu:

I knew it was fake Carbs - there is no way in hell you'd buy Skinnies from EBay.

The rest looks legit though.

[LondonCalling]

Nothing happened to tell me.

I've heard from numerous sources who were there on the night, some of whom have done courses with me over the last 2 years, that you were....slightly behind the eight ball on the night, completely unaware?

[Ben Carbonaro]

No, I thought I was doing some of my best work.

Tell me, have you seen me out and about since you saw me at the Oxford that day?

[LondonCalling]

I was at your Prof. Comm ball. In a physical sense rather than a mental one, as I was maggoted by midday, and was politely asked to leave within 15 minutes by the nice people at the door.

You should watch your drink more carefully though.

[Ben Carbonaro]

Not Prof Comm Ball, it was a Comm Ball mate. :thumbsu:

Watch my drink, what happened?

I kept good control of myself thanks.

[LondonCalling]

As I've insinuated, I have it on good authority that someone slipped an eight ball into your drink, and you were going at a million miles an hour that night.

Quite the contrast to me thinking I was in Geelong at the time.

[Ben Carbonaro]

Not true mate.

[LondonCalling]

Not true mate.

How do you know? I'm inclined to believe them.

[Ben Carbonaro]

I was drinking stubbies of Draught all night and kept good watch of my drinks all night.

In fact they are always in my hands and didn't put them down unless they were empty.

[LondonCalling]

I was drinking stubbies of Draught all night and kept good watch of my drinks all night.

In fact they are always in my hands and didn't put them down unless they were empty.

Whilst I commend you for playing it safe, are you implying you've had problems with that sort of thing before?

I'm sure you put it down at least once or someone gave you a beer (hold it whilst you piss?). I just texted the bloke, apparently 4 or 5 of them chipped in to buy it at 'Bunker?

[Ben Carbonaro]

Nope, haven't had trouble before just being safe.

Never went to Bunker after Comm Ball mate.

I went to Tramp, that's where we had the after party of sorts.

[Kingy]

I went to Tramp, that's where we had the after party of sorts.

That's pretty rough Benny, if the girl was keen enough on you to let you smooch her, you shouldn't really call her a tramp.

[Ben Carbonaro]

Tramp is a bar mate.

Not talking about a girl.

[Kingy]

Tramp is a bar mate.

Not talking about a girl.

Ahh ok - with a name like that, is it full of whores?

If so, sounds good.

[Ben Carbonaro]

Nah, there were some nice ladies there though.

Netball Australia awards next Saturday night, should be fun. :thumbsu:

[LondonCalling]

Nope, haven't had trouble before just being safe.

Never went to Bunker after Comm Ball mate.

I went to Tramp, that's where we had the after party of sorts.

Nah - I meant they bought the stuff there. Apparently cheap drinks and hookah pipes aren't the only attraction of that place.

Admittedly, am hearing mixed things though whether this alleged spiking occured at the Oxford or at the actual event though.

[Ben Carbonaro]

No drugs on me mate.

[Hawks1523]

No drugs on me mate.

Soft ****.

[LondonCalling]

I'm not accusing you of being a drug fiend.

I'm saying that at least four different people, four different people that know you, who also know me, have said that they heard about or saw you get your drink spiked at some point on that day, and subsequently, you were working beautifully....at a million miles an hour.

I want a consensual encore.

[Kingy]

No drugs on me mate.

Can you remember the night though Carbs? Did it feel like you were tripping balls; could you taste colours or anything?

Also, don't go after a netballer, but pick an easy, unattractive bird at those Awards and get in amongst it.

Are you free and easy, or still cyber-sexing that American girl?

[Ben Carbonaro]

Yeah I can remember the night quite well to be honest.

I always work at a million miles an hour, it's just how I am.

[Ben Carbonaro]

Can you remember the night though Carbs? Did it feel like you were tripping balls; could you taste colours or anything?

Also, don't go after a netballer, but pick an easy, unattractive bird at those Awards and get in amongst it.

Are you free and easy, or still cyber-sexing that American girl?

Still cyber sexing mate.

[Hawks1523]

Still cyber sexing mate.

Get a real root you tool.

[Kingy]

Yeah I can remember the night quite well to be honest.

I always work at a million miles an hour, it's just how I am.

I'm sure you do mate - but do you remember feeling weird at all that night?

Still cyber sexing mate.

You need to cut her loose Carbs - you'll never learn how to relate to girls and have relationships if you're only chatting and typing to them.

[Ben Carbonaro]

Get a real root you tool.

Why the bad words?

What have I done to you to deserve this?

[Ben Carbonaro]

I'm sure you do mate - but do you remember feeling weird at all that night?



You need to cut her loose Carbs - you'll never learn how to relate to girls and have relationships if you're only chatting and typing to them.

Nah I didn't feel weird.

[Travyo]

Seriously, why pursue someone so far away? even pursuing someone in a different state feels far fetched to me.

[Ben Carbonaro]

She pursued mate, I may have to wait another two years until I get to meet her too.

Depressing I know.

[Hawks1523]

Why the bad words?

What have I done to you to deserve this?


Because you're too sensible and people just take the piss out of you, so I'm just gunna abuse you. :)

Netballs for fags
You have one eyebrow
I think you like cock up you're arse
I'm probably about to be banned
Why are you clicking report post?
American chicks are too far away for you
Get your hand off it
Get a real root, you virgin.

[Kingy]

She pursued mate, I may have to wait another two years until I get to meet her too.

Depressing I know.

Ben, seriously, that is fucking ridiculous.

You'll waste two years of your life talking to someone you can't touch, and might not even like if you do eventually meet. And in the meantime, you wont be out meeting new people and forming new relationships.

Seriously, why are you doing it?

[Fapio]

I'd neg rep you Hawks, but being a fat emo ranga faggot is bad reputation as it is

[Travyo]

Ben, seriously, that is fucking ridiculous.

You'll waste two years of your life talking to someone you can't touch, and might not even like if you do eventually meet. And in the meantime, you wont be out meeting new people and forming new relationships.

Seriously, why are you doing it?
Couldn't say it any better myself. Seems insane to wait two years for someone you might not even like in person.

[Ben Carbonaro]

Ben, seriously, that is fucking ridiculous.

You'll waste two years of your life talking to someone you can't touch, and might not even like if you do eventually meet. And in the meantime, you wont be out meeting new people and forming new relationships.

Seriously, why are you doing it?

She keeps telling me I am the one and all this stuff, I genuinely do like talking to her she didn't seem to accept that we could do just friends when she said she wanted us to be together again.

[Hawks1523]

I'd neg rep you Hawks, but being a fat emo ranga faggot is bad reputation as it is

Well, you got one thing right out of the 4 you listed. :confused:

[Hawks1523]

She keeps telling me I am the one and all this stuff, I genuinely do like talking to her she didn't seem to accept that we could do just friends when she said she wanted us to be together again.


Lmao, are you fucking serious? She's telling you that you're the one and shit without meeting you? Nice one you're wasting your time on a chick you'll never meet and in the mean time you'll forget how to talk to normal girls in real life situations.

[LondonCalling]

Ben, I assume you know Prue and Grace.

They seem to know more about it than I do.

[Kingy]

She keeps telling me I am the one and all this stuff, I genuinely do like talking to her she didn't seem to accept that we could do just friends when she said she wanted us to be together again.

Mate, that is crazy.

Ben, I'm being sincere - stop and think about it mate; you've got a girl you've never met telling you that you're 'The One,' - doesn't that sound crazy to you?

Who cares about what she wants to accept - why can't you be friends chatting online, and if you do meet, so what happens; instead of spending a huge amount of your time on someone you might never meet - at the expense of meeting real people?

It's silly.

[Fapio]

She keeps telling me I am the one and all this stuff, I genuinely do like talking to her she didn't seem to accept that we could do just friends when she said she wanted us to be together again.
I personally think you should fuck this person off and go out and play the field Benny, but whatever makes you happy.

Well, you got one thing right out of the 4 you listed. :confused:
Fuck you

[LondonCalling]

you'll forget how to talk to normal girls in real life situations.

Practice what you preach, perhaps?

[Hawks1523]

Practice what you preach, perhaps?

Just recently got me a new girlfriend, in real life situations. :thumbsu: Thanks for caring.

[Fapio]

Just recently got me a new girlfriend, in real life situations. :thumbsu: Thanks for caring.
Did you carve her name into your thigh? lawl

[Ljp86]

Have to agree Ben, I think you should try and get some chicks back here in Aus before going offshore.

[Ben Carbonaro]

Ben, I assume you know Prue and Grace.

They seem to know more about it than I do.

Yeah I go to uni with both of them.

They are studying PR but we have shared some subjects together.

Do you know them too?

What did they say?

[LondonCalling]

Just recently got me a new girlfriend, in real life situations. :thumbsu: Thanks for caring.

Interesting. Maybe I'm reading just a little too much into what you said, but, you talk about how you "got me a new girlfriend", implying that you go through a lot of relationships, however the "got me" aspect seems to say that you cherish this accomplishment, perhaps alluding to the possibility that a lot of these relationships end not through your own want for them to end? (and lets face it, you've got an avatar promoting wrist slitting)

Adding "in real life situations" also seems to allude that it's a new thing for yourself, that you met this girl at the bar/the gym/the park/wherever as opposed to a usual standard of "hope a girl or two reply to my winks on Adult MatchMaker".

Regardless, the "got me a new girlfriend" thing troubles me somewhat. Your statement places very little regard or value toward sentiment in relationships, and the longevity of them, instead preferring to "churn and burn" through them. Abandonment issues?

I'd like to hear more about these issues...

[Hawks1523]

Did you carve her name into your thigh? lawl


Nah, only one girls name is carved into my thigh, thanks for asking.

[LondonCalling]

Yeah I go to uni with both of them.

They are studying PR but we have shared some subjects together.

Do you know them too?

What did they say?

I do know them, yes.

Maybe you should be asking them if you can get free speed off them all the time? ;)

Could be a tidy little second income if they're always that generous with that sort of thing.

[Ben Carbonaro]

Geez... you are scaring me now mate.

I am worried my name has been mentioned in a negative light London.

[Kingy]

Geez... you are scaring me now mate.

I am worried my name has been mentioned in a negative light London.

Not negative.

[Ben Carbonaro]

I hope not.

[LondonCalling]

Think of it more as a Mad Monday-esque prank to go with the general shenanigans that come with the last day of uni.

I should use the word shenanigans more often.

[Travyo]

Positive, if you catch my drift Benny.

[LondonCalling]

It's a fucking compliment in my book.

You know how expensive that shit is? Not only have they spent, roughly what I would guesstimate around the $200 mark, on something they could have used themselves, but instead gave it to you, and didn't even bother to inform you about it (yet?)

I can think of a lot better uses of $200 for my entertainment.

[Ben Carbonaro]

I'll be talking about this to them soon.

This is weird.

[LondonCalling]

Well, you didn't hear it from me. (Wasn't supposed to tell you).

Then again, I'm sure if you want to tell them "This guy called LondonCalling on an internet forum, told me you spiked my drink with an eight ball. Is this true?", go right ahead, be sure to get a photo of the reaction though...

[Ljp86]

Ben, this could be your chance to fuck some bitches.

[tribey]

Ben, this could be your chance to fuck some bitches.

what's the hotkey for that?

[Ljp86]

what's the hotkey for that?

Alt + F4.

[Ben Carbonaro]

Ben, this could be your chance to fuck some bitches.

Maybe.