TLC IDOL WINNERS 2008 - BUTTLUBE!!!

[SonOfReep]

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CONGRATULATIONS TO THE WINNERS OF TLC IDOL, BUTTLUBE!

This five-piece boy band comprising Benny "Burgers" Carbonaro, Kostas "Tha SwineHunta" Ruizin, Chas "Pretty Boy" Kerrby, Frank "Flawed Genius" Grimes Jnr and Chauncey "Gangsta Deluxe" Applethorp-Smith-Smyth-Thorpelappe IV, 3rd Earl of Little Cunting, swept the board to become the inaugural winners of TLC Idol!

Commiserations must go to Banjo Boys, the five piece bluegrass banjo set made up of Syd "Last Streetcar to Kalamazoo" Chitlin, Jimmy "Sweetlips" Younger, Cletus "Crackers" Methuselah, Mac "Southside" Agnum and newcomer Billy Bob "Feral Cat" Bushie! A photo of the Banjo Boys will be posted soon.

...right, KruZin?

There's still time to vote for the People's Choice award though, so tell us, which TLC band did YOU want to see as TLC Idol?

[rick James]

Much win in this thread

[Cuntis Maximus]

I got me a coon skin cap!

[Machete KruZin]

You know Reep, we were fuckin huge just 6 weeks ago! :cool:

Our first single, "When will I be buttfucked" rocketed to #2 on the ARIA charts. :):thumbsu:

Then pretty boy Kerrby threw a tanty, left the group and joined the Young Diva's. :(

[gangsta deluxe]

Lol what a classic.

[Ron]

Is Ben picking his nose?

[SonOfReep]

Is Ben picking his nose?

Nah he's about to extend his tongue between his two digits and perform the "licky bergina" move.

[Machete KruZin]

Is Ben picking his nose?

Nah man, that's Ben's awesome hand sign for 'your load here' dudes. ;)

[Mancey]

Who's the groups bad boy?

[CatCake]

Who's the groups bad boy?

Their manager...always getting in trouble for playing around.

[Machete KruZin]

Who's the groups bad boy?

That would be me, Mancey. I'm the only one in the band over 25 (and not a virgin) who fucks our loyal female jailbait groupies. :):thumbsu:

[Kerrby]

That would be me, Mancey. I'm the only one in the band over 25 (and not a virgin) who fucks our loyal female jailbait groupies. :):thumbsu:
You certainly are a bad boy for losing your virginity to Bushpig.

[Machete KruZin]

You certainly are a bad boy for losing your virginity to Bushpig.

LOLZA Kerrby!!11!1 :D Cum back to me when you score your first root, kiddo. ;)

[Mancey]

That would be me, Mancey. I'm the only one in the band over 25 (and not a virgin) who fucks our loyal female jailbait groupies. :):thumbsu:
http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/3838/motivator8273596yi2.jpg

Ok...we'll go Kruzin as the Bad boy

What are your other boy band personas.

You have your cute looking young guy...the baby if you will
The boy next door, jokey guy
The girly looking/in the closet one
The odd looking guy just there for his voice

Whom...is whom

[Jack Frost]

LOLZA Kerrby!!11!1 :D Cum back to me when you score your first root, kiddo. ;)


Do hands count ? :)

[Machete KruZin]

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/3838/motivator8273596yi2.jpg

Ok...we'll go Kruzin as the Bad boy

What are your other boy band personas.

You have your cute looking young guy...the baby if you will; Flawed Genius
The boy next door, jokey guy; Ben :D
The girly looking/in the closet one; Kerrby ;)
The odd looking guy just there for his voice; Gangsta Deluxe (although he's in rehab ATM)

Whom...is whom

Together we make up, Buttlube. :p

[Magnum27]

We played music when it was good, none of this new fandangled crap these young whippersnappers play now. I rememeber when rock was young.

[jimmy35]

You and Suzi had so much fun ?

[Magnum27]

You and Suzi had so much fun ?


No surprise your 1st to run with that line, but yes we did.

[jimmy35]

That's why I'm so funny Mags .

[Guy Incognito]

We played music when it was good, none of this new fandangled crap these young whippersnappers play now. I rememeber when rock was young.

You and Suzi had so much fun ?

:( I'll never be able to listen to that song the same way again.

'Oh lawdy mama those Frdiay nights when suzie wore her dresses tight' *shudder*

[FG]

Epic win.

I love my three quarter pants.

[gangsta deluxe]

Dunno about you being the bad boy dirty sanchez!

We will have to have a buttlube throwdown to determine who is who.

Lol Kerrby looks like hes ready to fuck a fire hydrant.

[Machete KruZin]

Dunno about you being the bad boy dirty sanchez!

We will have to have a buttlube throwdown to determine who is who.



Thems fighting words, Gangsta. Let's settle this old school style! :cool::thumbsu:

Breakdance-off!! :D

http://i38.tinypic.com/zl698y.jpg

[gangsta deluxe]

I have a secret weapon......


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/20/Butters.svg/200px-Butters.svg.png

[CATS]

Butters wins everytime...sorry Kruz!!

[Machete KruZin]

Butters wins everytime...sorry Kruz!!

Yeh, you're right Cats, my breakdancing prowess is no match for Butters. :(

I concede defeat, Gangsta. You can be the bad boy of Buttlube and I'll be the odd looking Mexican with the killer voice. ;)

I'm surprised that no one has commented on the fact that a 40 year old is even in a boy band. Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't I the 3rd oldest member on this site? (Crackers and Syd, being the other two over 40's)

I think I'm in the wrong band. :o ...Damn my youthfull Latino looks! :D

[Cuntis Maximus]

43 here matey!

[Cuntis Maximus]

and latinos can't play banjo's

[CATS]

Yeh, you're right Cats, my breakdancing prowess is no match for Butters. :(

I concede defeat, Gangsta. You can be the bad boy of Buttlube and I'll be the odd looking Mexican with the killer voice. ;)

I'm surprised that no one has commented on the fact that a 40 year old is even in a boy band. Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't I the 3rd oldest member on this site? (Crackers and Syd, being the other two over 40's)

I think I'm in the wrong band. :o ...Damn my youthfull Latino looks! :D
Maybe you can be the one that disbands buttlube and goes off to make a more 'mature' manband! ;)

And you can sing Tom Jones style and get all the granny panties thrown at you! :D

[Machete KruZin]

43 here matey!

:cool::thumbsu:

[Mancey]

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Here's kruz's last gig :D

Los Naked Mariachi

[Machete KruZin]

Maybe you can be the one that disbands buttlube and goes off to make a more 'mature' manband! ;)

And you can sing Tom Jones style and get all the granny panties thrown at you! :D

Screw that, I'm going back to my roots! :)

http://i33.tinypic.com/30nkg80.jpg

[SonOfReep]

jimmy is old too. And mags...?

[Machete KruZin]

jimmy is old too. And mags...?

How old, guys?

[jimmy35]

And you can sing Tom Jones style and get all the granny panties thrown at you! :D



It's not unusual

[Kerrby]

Together we make up, Buttlube. :p
Fuck off you're the tough guy. You look like a lollipop.

[Cuntis Maximus]

Fuck off you're the tough guy. You look like a lollipop.


And you look like WHAT exactly??

P.S. Get a fucken haircut!

[jimmy35]

Fuck off you're the tough guy. You look like a lollipop.



:D .

[gangsta deluxe]

Fuck off you're the tough guy. You look like a lollipop.


Lol.

Silly little boy. Remember one thing, and one thing only. I can bash you, and you would cry. This applies to all the team(except Kruzin would be crying tears of masochistic joy). Hence I am the tough guy. And if you dont like it you can cram it young man, because you cant do anything else!

[CATS]

Lol.

Silly little boy. Remember one thing, and one thing only. I can bash you, and you would cry. This applies to all the team(except Kruzin would be crying tears of masochistic joy). Hence I am the tough guy. And if you dont like it you can cram it young man, because you cant do anything else!
LOL

And it begins...again!

[Swamp]

Lol.

Silly little boy. Remember one thing, and one thing only. I can bash you, and you would cry. This applies to all the team(except Kruzin would be crying tears of masochistic joy). Hence I am the tough guy. And if you dont like it you can cram it young man, because you cant do anything else!

Wow you really love yourself GD

[Kerrby]

Wow you really love yourself GD
He is also fat.

[Machete KruZin]

Fuck off you're the tough guy. You look like a lollipop.

Whatever you say, Miley. ;)

http://i34.tinypic.com/2pyqj4m.jpg

[Machete KruZin]

LOL

And it begins...again!

LOLZA I fuckin love this site!!!111! :D

[Cuntis Maximus]

Whatever you say, Miley. ;)

http://i34.tinypic.com/2pyqj4m.jpg





Words fail me:D :D

[gangsta deluxe]

Wow you really love yourself GD

I love you more SC.

How old are you again?

[Kerrby]

I'm sorry KruZin all I can hear is the Lollipop song stuff in my head.
Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolly-lollipop, LOLLIPOP!!

Then all I can see is:

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/4690/lollipopfm1.jpg

Followed by:

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/6613/lollipopladyip3.jpg

[Machete KruZin]

Awesome! Kerrby v KruZin Photoshop WW2 :D

Good stuff Kerrbs :thumbsu:

[Kingy]

Hahahaha, those actually aren't bad Kerrbs.

And I think GD wasn't being an actualy cockhead; just playing the character of the tough guy from the band?

Also Kruzin you're fucking 40?

[Machete KruZin]

Take that, Kerrbs :p

http://209.85.48.9/829/169/upload/p4940932.jpg

[Machete KruZin]

Hahahaha, those actually aren't bad Kerrbs.

And I think GD wasn't being an actualy cockhead; just playing the character of the tough guy from the band?

Also Kruzin you're fucking 40?

You missed my 40th birthday thread a couple of months ago, Kingy. :)

[Kerrby]

Take that, Kerrbs :p



EDIT.

Yeah it's come up for me now. That just shows how desperate you are KruZin.

[Machete KruZin]

Take what? An invisible image?

That's the way Kerrbs, keep your eyes shut and don't forget to breathe, young fella. ;)

[Kingy]

Taking 'hawks' cock from the look of things.

[Machete KruZin]

EDIT.

Yeah it's come up for me now

Umm...not yet ;)

[Kerrby]

Umm...not yet ;)
That would be the case with Bushpig, if I saw her naked I think my dick would either run away or crawl inside my body.

But we all know how it turned out for you :).

You can keep doing your little photoshops that involve penis though. Your problem, not mine. Just like Bushpig.

Oh yeah! Fucker! *cue another bushpig joke*.

[jimmy35]

Good points .

[Kerrby]

KruZin and I decided to quit the band to star in our own TV show.

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/5174/goodboycn6.jpg

[Machete KruZin]

That would be the case with Bushpig, if I saw her naked I think my dick would either run away or crawl inside my body.

But we all know how it turned out for you :).

You can keep doing your little photoshops that involve penis though. Your problem, not mine. Just like Bushpig.

Oh yeah! Fucker! *cue another bushpig joke*.

Less flaming, more shooping, Kerrbs. :p

Bushpig taunts are like water of a ducks back to me, you should know that by now. :)

[Machete KruZin]

KruZin and I decided to quit the band to star in our own TV show.

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/5174/goodboycn6.jpg

Your photoshop skillz have improved heaps, Kerrbs. Keep up the good work. :):thumbsu:

[Syd]

Bushpig taunts are like water of a ducks back to me, you should know that by now. :)

Something larger than a duck would be more appropriate. :cool:

[gangsta deluxe]

Soon he will be able to superimpose hawks dick onto bushpig going into your face Kruzin.

[jimmy35]

Something larger than a duck would be more appropriate. :cool:



What about you Syd , you've put that seppo dick into some serious tragics haven't you . Anything worse that that ?

[Syd]

What about you Syd , you've put that seppo dick into some serious tragics haven't you . Anything worse that that ?

Not that I can recall Jim-Bob.
And thats the honest truth.

There are several missing nights between 1982 and 1984 though. :(

[CATS]

Not that I can recall Jim-Bob.
And thats the honest truth.

There are several missing nights between 1982 and 1984 though. :(
OMG - I was born in 1982!!


Are you my daddy?? :eek:

[Machete KruZin]

Soon he will be able to superimpose hawks dick onto bushpig going into your face Kruzin.

Scary thought. :D

He still has to figure out how to pixelate the penis out, though. Damn the TLC no pr0n policy. :thumbsd:

[Syd]

OMG - I was born in 1982!!


Are you my daddy?? :eek:

" who's your daddy " ;)


btw, ur mum wasn't in europe in late 1981 was she?

[jimmy35]

OMG - I was born in 1982!!


Are you my daddy?? :eek:


Might be another of Syds daughters I need to catch up on .

[jimmy35]

Not that I can recall Jim-Bob.
And thats the honest truth.

There are several missing nights between 1982 and 1984 though. :(


Yeah me either . Although my blank years were a tad later .

[CATS]

" who's your daddy " ;)


btw, ur mum wasn't in europe in late 1981 was she?
No, but I would have been conceived early 1982 (December baby) and she was about 15 at the time!!

And I know you like them young! :eek:

[Syd]

Might be another of Syds daughters I need to catch up on .

We've already had this conversation Jimmy. :cool:

[Syd]

No, but I would have been conceived early 1982 (December baby) and she was about 15 at the time!!

And I know you like them young! :eek:

That is true, but my penis would not reach from Germany to Australia.......

[Kerrby]

What date in December is your birthday Cats?

[jimmy35]

We've already had this conversation Jimmy. :cool:


I know . But it doesn't hurt to put the feel of cold fear into you again .

[jimmy35]

That is true, but my penis would not reach from Germany to Australia.......


Not going on that Jindy pic .

[CATS]

What date in December is your birthday Cats?
29th. Its a ghey date to have a birthday, no one ever remembers it.

However it does give me yet another reason for a week long piss up - Xmas, Birthday, NYE!!

[CATS]

That is true, but my penis would not reach from Germany to Australia.......
Phew..

Well that rules out one! :thumbsu: Thanks champ!!

[Syd]

I know . But it doesn't hurt to put the feel of cold fear into you again .

Yeah. Fear. :rolleyes:

[jimmy35]

Yeah. Fear. :rolleyes:


Wouldn't want those bloodlines diluted with Magpie would you ?

[Syd]

Wouldn't want those bloodlines diluted with Magpie would you ?

Wouldn't happen.
Good taste runs in the family.

[jimmy35]

That's why I drink pineapple juice .

[Ben Carbonaro]

One of the funniest things I have ever seen on a forum.

Good photoshopping. :D:thumbsu::p

[bigburger]

Lol. Reeps becoming funny again :thumbsu:

[Ben Carbonaro]

So true. :thumbsu:

[Magnum27]

jimmy is old too. And mags...?

Jimmy and i are the same age, which going by Kruzins admission we are younger than him thankyou very much.

[Cuntis Maximus]

Hmmm...I think I just slid UP the old age scale.

And that is not a good thing.

[Machete KruZin]

Jimmy and i are the same age, which going by Kruzins admission we are younger than him thankyou very much.

Not really an admission, Mags. My age/birthday has always been public on the board calendar... So, you and jimmy are both 38, ay. :):thumbsu: Not old by today's standards at all.

[Kerrby]

Expect to see a Where Are They Now? - ButtLube edition soon.

[Machete KruZin]

Expect to see a Where Are They Now? - ButtLube edition soon.

Think we might have to collaborate on that photoshop effort, Kerrbs. :)

PS I'll email you my photoshop tutorial tomorrow. Master the Polygonal Lasso tool & the background erasor tool, Ctrl C & Ctrl V and you'll be a photoshop gunn in no time. :thumbsu:

[Kerrby]

Think we might have to collaborate on that photoshop effort, Kerrbs. :)

PS I'll email you my photoshop tutorial tomorrow. Master the Polygonal Lasso tool & the background erasor tool, Ctrl C & Ctrl V and you'll be a photoshop gunn in no time. :thumbsu:
Awesome. I'll let you know what i'm thinking in the reply email, we should work together on this one :D.

[Mancey]

PS I'll email you my photoshop tutorial tomorrow. Master the Polygonal Lasso tool & the background erasor tool, Ctrl C & Ctrl V and you'll be a photoshop gunn in no time. :thumbsu:

Don't forget the bloat tool for titty enhancements

[Mancey]

He's my (pretty average) effort of Senor Kruzin giving an interview for the "Buttlube, where are they now" documentary in 2030.

http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/1918/kruzincopyvy9.jpg

Killed 30min or so of a lazy sunday haha

[pepe]

There is something about that eybrow...


Just can't quite put my finger on it

[Mancey]

Heh, pretty fetching isnt it.

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/8175/kruzin2cj9.jpg

There we go...bit more linear light adds to the crustiness

[pepe]

felching, you say

[Machete KruZin]

Heh, pretty fetching isnt it.

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/8175/kruzin2cj9.jpg

There we go...bit more linear light adds to the crustiness

Great work on the wrinkles and liver spots, Mancey.

LOL at the Carbonarobrow. :D

..I reckon I'll have a lot more grey in my hair, mo & beard though. Don't think I'll ever go bald either. No male pattern balding in my families gene pool.

Pretty good effort though. (bit sloppy with the blacked out teeth)

6/10 overall. :):thumbsu:

[Mancey]

Great work on the wrinkles and liver spots, Mancey.


Burn and dodge tool ftw

I know its shit. I do a lot of photoshop work, but its usually removing the wrinkles not adding them.:D First crack at it really.

The blacked out teeth and bald head were hyperbole agreed, but it was fun:D

[Machete KruZin]

Burn and dodge tool ftw

I know its shit. I do a lot of photoshop work, but its usually removing the wrinkles not adding them.:D First crack at it really.


Make me look younger then, damn it! :D Bloody laugh lines.

[Mancey]

Works better on chicks...less gay too:D



http://i492.photobucket.com/albums/rr285/tlcjimmy35/Kruzin.jpg
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9292/kruzin3aa6.jpg

[Whacker]

Hey kruz is that a jade necklace you rolling there???

[Magnum27]

Not really an admission, Mags. My age/birthday has always been public on the board calendar... So, you and jimmy are both 38, ay. :):thumbsu: Not old by today's standards at all.


I beg your pardon, 37 thank you very much, i am not 38 until next year :mad:

[Machete KruZin]

I beg your pardon, 37 thank you very much, i am not 38 until next year :mad:

Opps, Sorry Mags. :p ..I looked up jimmy's age on the board calendar, but was looking at next years birthdays. :o

[Machete KruZin]

Works better on chicks...less gay too:D


http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9292/kruzin3aa6.jpg

That's fuckin awesome Mancey. Thanks heaps. :) I'm going to get that printed and framed. :D:thumbsu:

I'd give you +rep, but I only have grey rep to give out now. :(

[Machete KruZin]

Hey kruz is that a jade necklace you rolling there???

Not sure, I think it's some sort of plastic. :o Threw it out ages ago...

Wearing a silver necklace & pendant with my daughters pic inside these days. :cool:

[Mancey]

That's fuckin awesome Mancey. Thanks heaps. :) I'm going to get that printed and framed. :D:thumbsu:

I can also do double chin removal, tummy tucks and minor boob jobs.

Not that i imagine you require any of these services:D

[Machete KruZin]

I can also do double chin removal, tummy tucks and minor boob jobs.

Not that i imagine you require any of these services:D

I could use a nose job though. :o

[Kerrby]

That's fuckin awesome Mancey. Thanks heaps. :) I'm going to get that printed and framed. :D:thumbsu:

I'd give you +rep, but I only have grey rep to give out now. :(
Damn, that must suck only being able to give out grey rep :(.

[Lach72]

43 here matey!

Had a hard paper round, matey?

[Cuntis Maximus]

Had a hard paper round, matey?

When you get as old as me, it is impossible to reply coherently when gazing at an avatar like that.:(

[Kerrby]

KruZin.... waiting......