The questions for Carbonaro thread

[Big Simmo]

No, who cares about people sexual choices on a bus?

It's a form of transport FFS.....

Ben, I think the better answer would have been that you left the bus at the first available opportunity (if homosexual men make you feel uncomfortable).

[Ockerjism]

Im not sure if you guys have read this but this is the original ask ben thread from the Bulldogs board circa early 05. I think i started part 2 in early 06? and here we are today still asking!

Ask Ben (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=161941)

http://i1026.photobucket.com/albums/y330/ockerbogan/classicben.jpg

[Latte with one]

Remember those threads very well, they were epic and full of lulz like material.

[Latte with one]

Ben, I think the better answer would have been that you left the bus at the first available opportunity (if homosexual men make you feel uncomfortable).

Couldn't give two hoots to be honest, as if they would try to come onto me on a bus of all places.

[Curtis Stone]

Couldn't give two hoots to be honest, as if they would try to come onto me on a bus of all places.

That's the danger Ben.

Not a pleasant experience once they start to cum on you.

[Latte with one]

That's the danger Ben.

Not a pleasant experience once they start to cum on you.

Do you think it would happen tbh?

[Curtis Stone]

Do you think it would happen tbh?

Maybe. Has a gay man ever cum onto you or at least looked like he wanted to?

[Latte with one]

Maybe. Has a gay man ever cum onto you or at least looked like he wanted to?

Nothing of the sort has ever happened to me tbh.

[Burt]

There's still time, Ben.

Panny? Your presence is required, stat.

[Latte with one]

Nothing will be happening......

[Burt]

You are missing out on one of life's great adventures, young Benjamin.

[Geelong_Sicko]

Hey Ben. Last night someone made mention of the fact that a sexual attraction to homeless people means you are a hobosexual. Is this true?

[Latte with one]

Not true at all.....

[peternorth]

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/273719_625880677_6457567_n.jpg

hows things going with nicole ben?

[Roddy Woomble]

Hi Ben,

I listened to your latest podcast of your netball show and it still sounds like you are under water. Is there anything you can do to fix this as I am concerned you may drown.

Also I reckon you should ditch the Kiwi bloke. He is dead weight.

[Fapio]

Hi Ben,

I listened to your latest podcast of your netball show and it still sounds like you are under water. Is there anything you can do to fix this as I am concerned you may drown.

Also I reckon you should ditch the Kiwi bloke. He is dead weight.
This, what's up with that?

[Latte with one]

Hi Ben,

I listened to your latest podcast of your netball show and it still sounds like you are under water. Is there anything you can do to fix this as I am concerned you may drown.

Also I reckon you should ditch the Kiwi bloke. He is dead weight.

You seem to have conveniently forgotten that he has no formal training etc like I received when I did my journalism degree.

[Latte with one]

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/273719_625880677_6457567_n.jpg

hows things going with nicole ben?

Going along nicely thanks.....

[wallace]

where did u get that shirt from

[Latte with one]

where did u get that shirt from

It's an RM Williams one actually, you like it?

[Curtis Stone]

It's an RM Williams one actually, you like it?

No way!?

[peternorth]

thought you werent into brands BC?

[Latte with one]

Some I like and some I don't. :thumbsu:

[Burt]

Ben,
Srscat question.

I am going to a big business function on Friday night and the dress is "neat casual."

I have beige pants and a blue shirt, and a blue and white sporting tracky top that I wear everywhere.

1. The grubby asics or the polished black hush puppies?

2. Lose the jacket and get a nice jumper?

3. Ditch the lot you fat fuck and go to XYZ and ask for Phillipe who will sort me out with proper clothes that look good and will actually fit?

Do you have contacts in the sartorially elegant line in Sydney?

[Hobby Farmer]

Are these going to be popular, Ben?

http://www.urbanjunkie.co.uk/product.php/390/1/led-scrolling-belt-buckles/f32e90d3a53c58b2953e21a673f55f7a

So much potential....

[peternorth]

Are these going to be popular, Ben?

http://www.urbanjunkie.co.uk/product.php/390/1/led-scrolling-belt-buckles/f32e90d3a53c58b2953e21a673f55f7a

So much potential....

http://www.urbanjunkie.co.uk/shopimages/large_images/UJ%20LEDBuckles.jpg

sluts should wear these signalling open all hours

[Burt]

At least the bottom left is signalling he is a transvestite. Good on him for helping people avoid late night ladyboy surprises.

[Latte with one]

Are these going to be popular, Ben?

http://www.urbanjunkie.co.uk/product.php/390/1/led-scrolling-belt-buckles/f32e90d3a53c58b2953e21a673f55f7a

So much potential....

Certainly not my cup of tea to be honest.

[Latte with one]

Ben,
Srscat question.

I am going to a big business function on Friday night and the dress is "neat casual."

I have beige pants and a blue shirt, and a blue and white sporting tracky top that I wear everywhere.

1. The grubby asics or the polished black hush puppies?

2. Lose the jacket and get a nice jumper?

3. Ditch the lot you fat fuck and go to XYZ and ask for Phillipe who will sort me out with proper clothes that look good and will actually fit?

Do you have contacts in the sartorially elegant line in Sydney?

Slacks/shirt but not the tracky top will look good mate.

Polish black hush puppies and get a nice jumper mate, maybe a v neck one?

Unfortunately not, but maybe go to the RM Williams store in Sydney to see if they can kit you out in a nice outfit?

[Draconian]

Ben,
Srscat question.

I am going to a big business function on Friday night and the dress is "neat casual."

I have beige pants and a blue shirt, and a blue and white sporting tracky top that I wear everywhere.

1. The grubby asics or the polished black hush puppies?

2. Lose the jacket and get a nice jumper?

3. Ditch the lot you fat fuck and go to XYZ and ask for Phillipe who will sort me out with proper clothes that look good and will actually fit?

Do you have contacts in the sartorially elegant line in Sydney?


pics?

[Burt]

Slacks/shirt but not the tracky top will look good mate.

Polish black hush puppies and get a nice jumper mate, maybe a v neck one?

Unfortunately not, but maybe go to the RM Williams store in Sydney to see if they can kit you out in a nice outfit?

Thanks, Ben!

[wallace]

It's an RM Williams one actually, you like it?
its not bad, looks very professional

[Latte with one]

Thanks Wallace....:thumbsu::D

[Ljp86]

How come no reply to my PM, Ben?

[Latte with one]

Sorry mate, have replied now. :):thumbsu:

[resting]

Ben I am looking for some quality footwear that provides me with the comfort I need for walking. What leading Clothing and Footwear store chain do you recommend I buy from?

[Kingy]

At least the bottom left is signalling he is a transvestite. Good on him for helping people avoid late night ladyboy surprises.

For some, for others (like Sicko) it'd be a sign to make a beeline straight for him/her.

[Latte with one]

Ben I am looking for some quality footwear that provides me with the comfort I need for walking. What leading Clothing and Footwear store chain do you recommend I buy from?

Depends on what kind you want mate?

[resting]

Depends on what kind you want mate?

I want footwear that will make me feel like a god. I want to run and jump and dance, Ben! I want to soar majestically through the skies and the oceans so blue. So let me live, Ben. Oh god let me live!

[Burt]

Big ask.

http://www.glogster.com/media/5/17/57/89/17578935.jpg

Maybe Hermes could lend you his?

[Geelong_Sicko]

For some, for others (like Sicko) it'd be a sign to make a beeline straight for him/her.

Hey it's all in the name, pal.

[pickman]

Ben

Julia Gillard was at the Werribee game today, did you get to meet her?

Also was Sooz there stalking Ben Warren?

[Burt]

Shit. Wish I'd known.

Did anybody piff a pie at the back of her head?

[Latte with one]

Ben

Julia Gillard was at the Werribee game today, did you get to meet her?

Also was Sooz there stalking Ben Warren?

I saw her but I stayed well out of the way mate.

No, no sign of her yesterday.

[peternorth]

I saw her but I stayed well out of the way mate.

No, no sign of her yesterday.

why did you stay away from her? if you grew some nuts and asked her a question it could be the beginning of a journalistic career

[resting]

don't you like redheads, ben?

[Latte with one]

why did you stay away from her? if you grew some nuts and asked her a question it could be the beginning of a journalistic career

There were enough people around her and I didn't want to get in her way.

I wasn't there in a journalistic capacity either....

[peternorth]

There were enough people around her and I didn't want to get in her way.

I wasn't there in a journalistic capacity either....

so wait, if she came to you for a chat, cameras rolling, you cant even tell her your an aspiring journo? you need to take advantage of situations like that. you cant expect things to happen to be given to you. perfect opportunity ben!

wait, you can turn being a "journalist" on and off?

[Latte with one]

so wait, if she came to you for a chat, cameras rolling, you cant even tell her your an aspiring journo? you need to take advantage of situations like that. you cant expect things to happen to be given to you. perfect opportunity ben!

wait, you can turn being a "journalist" on and off?

I would happily chat to her mate.......

So you reckon I should have gone up to her out of the blue and started talking to her?

[resting]

no, ben, you did the right thing.

[peternorth]

I would happily chat to her mate.......

So you reckon I should have gone up to her out of the blue and started talking to her?

yes. we live in a democracy. if loonies out there are permitted to yell abuse at our respected* politicians, why cant you?

always next time brah

no, ben, you did the right thing.

yes and no.

[Latte with one]

yes. we live in a democracy. if loonies out there are permitted to yell abuse at our respected* politicians, why cant you?

always next time brah



yes and no.

I don't have anything negative to say to her.

[resting]

listen to that voice in your head, ben

[Roddy Woomble]

so wait, if she came to you for a chat, cameras rolling, you cant even tell her your an aspiring journo? you need to take advantage of situations like that. you cant expect things to happen to be given to you. perfect opportunity ben!

wait, you can turn being a "journalist" on and off?

Are we talking about Sooz or Julia here?

[Latte with one]

Are we talking about Sooz or Julia here?

Julia.....

[peternorth]

http://i363.photobucket.com/albums/oo75/sunnyTEE_man/n578284729_953052_4872.jpg

Thats her on the left for all you others.

Please refrain from telling her about this Ben.

status update required

[Geelong_Sicko]

Hey Ben, another horse became a few cans of Chum and surplus glue yesterday. Being into the nags like you are, what's your stance on jumps racing and steeplechases?

[Latte with one]

Hey Ben, another horse became a few cans of Chum and surplus glue yesterday. Being into the nags like you are, what's your stance on jumps racing and steeplechases?

I think that's really sad, but sometimes I think the protesters just like to sensationalise things.

[Curtis Stone]

What many people don't realise is that jumps racing is often a 2nd chance for a horses that are finished as flat tracker.

Delayed dog food.

[Latte with one]

What many people don't realise is that jumps racing is often a 2nd chance for a horses that are finished as flat tracker.

Delayed dog food.

Agree with the first part of your post. :thumbsu:

[Geelong_Sicko]

I am one of those people. I thought jumps horses/steeplechasers had to be trained that way from the start?

[Latte with one]

I am one of those people. I thought jumps horses/steeplechasers had to be trained that way from the start?

No, they can be schooled over the jumps later on.

[Curtis Stone]

I am one of those people. I thought jumps horses/steeplechasers had to be trained that way from the start?

Nah they aren't in many cases and that's why they are so fucking shit at jumping them, because they don't learn to jump from day dot.

Look at what the equestrian horses clear at the Olympics. They're the ones trained from the start. Don't get me wrong, the jumps horses CAN jump (look at the cunt at Warrnambool going all Steve Hooker), but they just aren't taught to do it properly from the start and sometimes the old dog new tricks theory holds true. Some pick it up, others don't.

[Geelong_Sicko]

Yeah. You'd think horses would get set in their ways after a certain age.

[Burt]

In Europe and NZ steeplechasers are bred for steeplechasing.

In Australia the arseclowns use not-so-good thoroughbreds which are bred for flat running and no obstacles.

It's not jumps racing that should be banned, just the fuckwits who persist with such an ostrich mentality.

[HouseHusband]

What many people don't realise is that jumps racing is often a 2nd chance for a horses that are finished as flat tracker.

Delayed dog food.

ANd thats why so many are dying, they are not jump horses and have NFI

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

Add to the fact the age of these ex-flattrackers, generally 6yo and upwards that have had the shit flogged out of them because they are no good, and you have a recipe for disaster.

[Tex21]

Nah they aren't in many cases and that's why they are so fucking shit at jumping them, because they don't learn to jump from day dot.

Look at what the equestrian horses clear at the Olympics. They're the ones trained from the start. Don't get me wrong, the jumps horses CAN jump (look at the cunt at Warrnambool going all Steve Hooker), but they just aren't taught to do it properly from the start and sometimes the old dog new tricks theory holds true. Some pick it up, others don't.

Quoted for complete and utter truth

[Latte with one]

In Europe and NZ steeplechasers are bred for steeplechasing.

In Australia the arseclowns use not-so-good thoroughbreds which are bred for flat running and no obstacles.

It's not jumps racing that should be banned, just the fuckwits who persist with such an ostrich mentality.

Do you think the European approach will ever be undertaken here in Australia?

[Burt]

Not while the fuckwits who persist with such an ostrich mentality remain in charge and/or make money from the operation.

[resting]

so don't race ostriches?

[Latte with one]

Not while the fuckwits who persist with such an ostrich mentality remain in charge and/or make money from the operation.

Do you think the shake up is important and should it be undertaken immediately?

[Burt]

I think its important, but I doubt that it will happen.

[Latte with one]

so don't race ostriches?

Are you really that silly?

[Burt]

http://images.publicradio.org/content/2009/08/07/20090807_ostrich-racing_33.jpg

http://cache2.allpostersimages.com/p/LRG/37/3789/912IF00Z/posters/dean-loomis-racers-during-the-ostrich-racing-grange-county-fair.jpg

You're Rest's bitch now, Ben.

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2011/0321/pg2_ostrich_racing1_576.jpg

Ostriches are NOT suitable for jumps racing.

[Latte with one]

http://images.publicradio.org/content/2009/08/07/20090807_ostrich-racing_33.jpg

http://cache2.allpostersimages.com/p/LRG/37/3789/912IF00Z/posters/dean-loomis-racers-during-the-ostrich-racing-grange-county-fair.jpg

You're Rest's bitch now, Ben.

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2011/0321/pg2_ostrich_racing1_576.jpg

Ostriches are NOT suitable for jumps racing.

They are out suitable for any kid of racing full stop.

[resting]

i was just asking a question, ben. No need to be snarky.

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

They are out suitable for any kid of racing full stop.


Yes they fucken are Ben.

They are more suitable for ostrich racing than any other animal I have seen!

Stop being so judgemental!

They are the King of the flightless birds and demand your respect!!

[pepe]

Ben you've been pwnt by Rest,

You're such a dodo.

[Hugh Jorgen]

They are the King of the flightless birds and demand your respect!!

Hey what about the Kiwis bro?

http://www22.homepage.villanova.edu/stephen.garvin/kiwi.jpg

Kiwi racing is pretty big in NZ. You need pretty small jockeys though, maybe Sooz or Reep could give it a go.

[Burt]

Don't be an idiot, Hugh, everyone knows kiwi are too small to be anything other than pointy footballs.

Moa racing, on the other hand...


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Z5WZLnCTius/S_6HNtWa9qI/AAAAAAAAAWQ/jeBP3hH-80A/s1600/Java55_LawnMowerRacing_31-May-09.preview.JPG

[Latte with one]

Don't be an idiot, Hugh, everyone knows kiwi are too small to be anything other than pointy footballs.

Moa racing, on the other hand...


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Z5WZLnCTius/S_6HNtWa9qI/AAAAAAAAAWQ/jeBP3hH-80A/s1600/Java55_LawnMowerRacing_31-May-09.preview.JPG

Why did you even have to bring this up?

[Latte with one]

i was just asking a question, ben. No need to be snarky.

I wasn't snarky at all....

[resting]

I wasn't snarky at all....

you are always snarky with me, ben.

[Latte with one]

you are always snarky with me, ben.

It's not intentional....

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

It's not intentional....


You do have a very hard and harsh edge to your posting at times Ben.

I feel a bit disappointed to see that from you tbh.

[Latte with one]

You do have a very hard and harsh edge to your posting at times Ben.

I feel a bit disappointed to see that from you tbh.

I honestly don't know what comes over me when this sort of thing happens to be honest.

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

I honestly don't know what comes over me when this sort of thing happens to be honest.


The way you tore poor boges to shreads a few weeks ago was just brutal and over the top.

Have you changed meds lately?

[Latte with one]

The way you tore poor boges to shreads a few weeks ago was just brutal and over the top.

Have you changed meds lately?

Don't take any meds and what happend with Boges wasn't reel at all, it was a disgrace...

Was just being egged on to keep going the way I was going, it was one of Boge's weird attempts to create some loolz.....

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

Don't take any meds and what happend with Boges wasn't reel at all, it was a disgrace...

Was just being egged on to keep going the way I was going, it was one of Boge's weird attempts to create some loolz.....


Ben, listen to me.

Don't try and deny the undeniable.

I was online skyping with boges at the time and he was seriously shaken up.

He knows you Ben, and you fucken tore him a new one!!


And don't try and change the subject to fishing!

[Latte with one]

Ben, listen to me.

Don't try and deny the undeniable.

I was online skyping with boges at the time and he was seriously shaken up.

He knows you Ben, and you fucken tore him a new one!!


And don't try and change the subject to fishing!

I've actually heard otherwise......

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

I've actually heard otherwise......


Boges is hardly going to admit that you shook him up with your attack now is he!

He's a rough and tumble man of the seedy side of life.

He has an image to maintain.

[Latte with one]

Boges is hardly going to admit that you shook him up with your attack now is he!

He's a rough and tumble man of the seedy side of life.

He has an image to maintain.

I'll reserve my judgement until I hear from the great man himself. :thumbsu:

[sunnyTEE]

ben why do you sleep in separate beds.

http://i363.photobucket.com/albums/oo75/sunnyTEE_man/bennny.png

[Curtis Stone]

Pretty gay Ben. Preeeeeeety gay.

[resting]

ben, what song do you want played at your funeral?

[Geelong_Sicko]

I reckon he'd want Lament of the Kings by Manowar:thumbsu:

[Latte with one]

Pretty gay Ben. Preeeeeeety gay.

Stop judging :thumbsd:

[resting]

ben, are you the jester of tortuga?

[Curtis Stone]

She's your girlfriend Ben.

Why don't you sleep in the same bed as her? Are you trying to hide something from people or are you not having sex with her?

[Latte with one]

You wouldn't go asking the question above to anyone else here would you? :mad:

[Curtis Stone]

You wouldn't go asking the question above to anyone else here would you? :mad:

Anyone else I'd be asking the same question AND pics.

TLC is a place you can express yourself Ben, free from judgement...

Are you possibly a little bit mad?

[Latte with one]

I feel a bit uncomfortable being asked about personal things on here.

[Curtis Stone]

OK Ben.

I guess I misunderstood the thread title.

[Latte with one]

If you want to discuss, we can but it should be away from here.

[Latte with one]

She's your girlfriend Ben.

Why don't you sleep in the same bed as her? Are you trying to hide something from people or are you not having sex with her?

I was sick over the weekend and I decided it was a good idea to sleep elsewhere because didn't want her to get sick from me.

[resting]

ben, have you ever been to tortuga?

[Latte with one]

ben, have you ever been to tortuga?

Why is that so important?

[Curtis Stone]

If you want to discuss, we can but it should be away from here.

OK sure mate.

I'll start another thread where we can talk and put a shout out to the rest of TLC to just let us be alone. :thumbsu:

[Latte with one]

OK sure mate.

I'll start another thread where we can talk and put a shout out to the rest of TLC to just let us be alone. :thumbsu:

Would prefer if it was done via PM.

[resting]

OK sure mate.

I'll start another thread where we can talk and put a shout out to the rest of TLC to just let us be alone. :thumbsu:

I'll go where i want, curtis.

[resting]

Why is that so important?

Don't you want to sail the seven seas with captain jack sparrow?

[Burt]

http://i1088.photobucket.com/albums/i324/sunje05/pirates%203/tortuga.jpg

Arrrrr, Cap'n Ben!!! Hoist the mains'l y'scurvy dogs!

[Kingy]

What the fuck Ben?

Why the shit do you sleep in separate beds?

How old is this girl?

Please stop 'dating' retards.

I'm not meaning to be an arsehole, but jesus fuck.

[Big Simmo]

http://www.limboclub.com/forum/showpost.php?p=545291&postcount=6

Ben, PM me, lets hit Oaks day in our RM's (fuck, I'll need to buy some) and have a good old fashioned drink, and for good measure I'll throw in a Fugly contest.

I will take my wedding ring off a week or two before, so the marks are gone, and you just need a leave pass for the day & night.

Say it's for umm, research purposes, and that if anything happens, it will make you love her more.

Hit me up Brosef, this could be the highlight of the carnival.....

[Ljp86]

What? Carbs has another girlfriend? What a player. :thumbsu:

[Latte with one]

http://www.limboclub.com/forum/showpost.php?p=545291&postcount=6

Ben, PM me, lets hit Oaks day in our RM's (fuck, I'll need to buy some) and have a good old fashioned drink, and for good measure I'll throw in a Fugly contest.

I will take my wedding ring off a week or two before, so the marks are gone, and you just need a leave pass for the day & night.

Say it's for umm, research purposes, and that if anything happens, it will make you love her more.

Hit me up Brosef, this could be the highlight of the carnival.....

Is this for real champ?

P.S You can wear whatever decent pair of leather shoes you have mate, you don't need RMs because I will not judge you if you are not wearing RM boots.

[Latte with one]

What? Carbs has another girlfriend? What a player. :thumbsu:

Only got the one.....

[resting]

good for you, ben.

[Syd]

OK sure mate.

I'll start another thread where we can talk and put a shout out to the rest of TLC to just let us be alone. :thumbsu:

Would prefer if it was done via PM.

I could start a private sub forum where only Ben can give out the password.

We could call it "Carb's Closet" in honour of his, err, wardrobe. ;)

[Da Beast]

Is this for real champ?

P.S You can wear whatever decent pair of leather shoes you have mate, you don't need RMs because I will not judge you if you are not wearing RM boots.

Geez Ben that last bit sounds very condescending, thought you were over that bullying phase.

[Latte with one]

Geez Ben that last bit sounds very condescending, thought you were over that bullying phase.

No bullying here at all, I was pointing out that he didn't need to be wearing RM Williams boots like he suggested.

[Mofra]

Ben where is your favourite holiday destination?

[Kingy]

Why do you sleep in separate beds?

How old is this girl?


Bumping this.

[Latte with one]

Ben where is your favourite holiday destination?

Quite like heading to Queensland actually.....:thumbsu:

[resting]

to meet me?

[Latte with one]

to meet me?

That hasn't been my motivation to go there in the past.

[Mofra]

Quite like heading to Queensland actually.....:thumbsu:
You're a beachy type of person, or you prefer to head further North to rainforest areas?

[resting]

why not? I created you.

[Latte with one]

You're a beachy type of person, or you prefer to head further North to rainforest areas?

Don't mind the beach.....:thumbsu:

[Kingy]

to meet me?
The fuck?

and Ben, answer my questions mate.

[Latte with one]

Bumping this.

We just do it, nothing wrong with it because we do sleep together from time to time.

She's two years older than me.

I bet you wouldn't ask these sorts of questions to others, it's really upsetting me because it shouldn't be anyone's business on here.

No one else seeems to care about this stuff, just me and no one else because you are all trying to make fun of me.

[Kingy]

We always talk about this stuff with each other mate :confused:

And I'm not asking you to make fun of you, honestly, it's just a bit weird, so trying to understand it.

You've been together for a while now, the fact that you sleep in separate rooms is incomprehensible to me.

[Latte with one]

We always talk about this stuff with each other mate :confused:

And I'm not asking you to make fun of you, honestly, it's just a bit weird, so trying to understand it.

You've been together for a while now, the fact that you sleep in separate rooms is incomprehensible to me.

We didn't sleep together recently because she was quite sick and didn't want me to get what she had, which I think is fair enough?

Usually do sleep together.

[resting]

The fuck?

and Ben, answer my questions mate.

don't be so insulting, kingy. everyone wants to meet me.

[Syd]

to meet me?

You don't like meeting new people. Remember.

[resting]

You don't like meeting new people. Remember.

i would like to meet ben.

[Latte with one]

You don't like meeting new people. Remember.

Not everyone with a form of Autism is like that.

[resting]

Not everyone with a form of Autism is like that.

i don't like meeting people. but i wouldn't mind meeting you ben as you are not a real person. you are just a robot.

[Latte with one]

i don't like meeting people. but i wouldn't mind meeting you ben as you are not a real person. you are just a robot.

You have no idea what I am.

[resting]

yes i do, ben.

[Latte with one]

Your attempts at winding me up at starting to become tiring.

[resting]

you are not a wind up, ben. You are a more advanced model.

[Latte with one]

you are not a wind up, ben. You are a more advanced model.

Misinterpreatation of the highest order here from you.

[resting]

i built you, ben. I know that you are not a wind up robot.

[Latte with one]

i built you, ben. I know that you are not a wind up robot.

You are winding me up online, which means you are posting things that are designed to upset me or get some sort of reaction from me.

Think about it......

[resting]

but you can't get upset, ben. if you did cry you would rust.

[Latte with one]

but you can't get upset, ben. if you did cry you would rust.

I do get upset, you just don't see it online.

[resting]

impossible, ben. I would know about it.

[Latte with one]

impossible, ben. I would know about it.

I don't think so.......

[resting]

i think so

[jaxxon]

aspiefight.jpg

[resting]

robotfight.jpg

[Burt]

http://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-1YNnYQCtaVI/TosHi2vH1KI/AAAAAAAAAME/HkQWUWMsBzw/bencyborg.jpg

[SonOfReep]

I sleep with my wife, I sleep with my wife's best friend, I sleep with my secretary, I sleep with mittens when she visits.

Never had sex with a lady though

[Latte with one]

http://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-1YNnYQCtaVI/TosHi2vH1KI/AAAAAAAAAME/HkQWUWMsBzw/bencyborg.jpg

Not a fan of this look......:thumbsd:

[Burt]

I thought it was pretty fucking brilliant, myself. All it needs is a huge watermark.

[Mofra]

I thought it was pretty fucking brilliant, myself. All it needs is a huge watermark.
Footylulz?

[Burt]

Goes without saying, doesn't it?

My shoop though.

[Geelong_Sicko]

http://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-1YNnYQCtaVI/TosHi2vH1KI/AAAAAAAAAME/HkQWUWMsBzw/bencyborg.jpg

Someone shoop Benny onto this!

http://image.lyricspond.com/image/i/artist-iron-maiden/album-somewhere-in-time/cd-cover.jpg

[Syd]

You feeling alright Sicko?

Aren't YOU the resident sh00pmeister?? :confused:

[Geelong_Sicko]

Still feeling poorly after an overdose of beer, other shit and too much mirth this last week or so. My brain hurts. I've been laid low. Machines are gonna fail, Syd...

[Tex21]

Someone shoop Benny onto this!

http://image.lyricspond.com/image/i/artist-iron-maiden/album-somewhere-in-time/cd-cover.jpg

Gayest. Eddie. Ever

[Geelong_Sicko]

Haven't seen the cover of The X Factor?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DzWjtmYocDU/TOrnf_qNcZI/AAAAAAAAACo/lKMKNHuambw/s1600/Iron-Maiden-The-X-Factor-445301.jpg

I'll agree that the Somewhere in Time Eddie wasn't the best Eddie, but as a whole the artwork on that album was fucking MASTERFUL.

This is my favourite Eddie;

http://dearjean.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/iron-maiden-killers2.jpg

[Tex21]

Favourite Eddie (and his variants)

http://www.iron-maiden.czweb.org/index_soubory/eddie-black.gif

Not sure if he was actually off an album though (I'm not a huge Maiden fan).

[Geelong_Sicko]

Nice shootin', Tex:thumbsu: When The Trooper first came out as a single that was the cover.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uaSIp_1tsPY/SUhX561iGCI/AAAAAAAAINU/-svMPsclAcE/s400/trooper.jpg

[Latte with one]

Still feeling poorly after an overdose of beer, other shit and too much mirth this last week or so. My brain hurts. I've been laid low. Machines are gonna fail, Syd...

We all have nights like that mate, how are you feeling now?

[Geelong_Sicko]

T's aaaaaall good now, Ben. I'm King of the World:thumbsu:

[pickman]

Ben, how does one get to be one of Matthew Pavlich's "connections" on LinkedIn, like your esteemed self?

[Latte with one]

Ben, how does one get to be one of Matthew Pavlich's "connections" on LinkedIn, like your esteemed self?

Just a simple press of the add button and hoping he approves, then everything should be right to go. :thumbsu:

[Curtis Stone]

My God.

He will be all fucking over this.

YqDYGh6WHuM

[Burt]

So.,... it's either going to be an hour and a half of hilarity and pants-wetting and it will replace SuperTroopers as the official TLS fillum, or else we've all just seen the best bits and an internet meme will die an unnatural death.

[Latte with one]

It's definitely displaying some similar traits to me like dressing well and having a good time, but the film is not about me at all.

[SonOfReep]

Thanks Ben.

[Kingy]

Jesus Christ.

[crackers57]

Jesus Christ.

C'mon Kingy, it's easy to see how some posters here could be confused and think the movie was actually about our Ben.

I, for one, am glad he's taken to the time clarify it.

[jumper]

C'mon Kingy, it's easy to see how some posters here could be confused and think the movie was actually about our Ben.

I, for one, am glad he's taken to the time clarify it.

he has to be taking the piss, surely

how could you posibly type that with a straight face

[crackers57]

Ben does everything with a straight face

[Guy Incognito]

I always thought Ben was hetero

[Admiral Afterworld]

It's definitely displaying some similar traits to me like dressing well and having a good time, but the film is not about me at all.

Don't forget picking up hot bishes :thumbsu:

[Banana Republican]

WTF?
Ben doesnt have a Fork lift licence

[Marble Madness]

It's definitely displaying some similar traits to me like dressing well and having a good time, but the film is not about me at all.

Hahaha you stupid self absorbed cunt of a human being.

P.s. you don't dress well. You look like some fucking refugee of a post country race meeting doof'doof party.

[peternorth]

tell us what u really thing MM

[Gus]

Ben does everything with a straight face


and an inquisitve head nod.

[Curtis Stone]

It's definitely displaying some similar traits to me like dressing well and having a good time, but the film is not about me at all.

Fuck.

[Gus]

Ben,

am I a better dresser than you? See my latest posts in the fashion thread.