The questions for Carbonaro thread

[Jack Frost]

Ben, if you could give yourself endless positive rep, would you ?

[Godfrey Jones]

Ben, when you are at parties do you walk around looking for photo opportunities with people? Or do they ask you to take a photo with them?

[Travyo]

Ben, if your internet girlfriend had a penis, would you still smash?

[Ricketts]

Ben, if your internet girlfriend had a penis, would you even know?

[Swamp]

Ben,

Would you fist Suzi in the arse for $1,000,000?

Cheers,

Swamp

[Brenno]

Ben your internet girlfriend has a penis

[Cath]

Ben, if your girlfriend had a massive cameltoe, would you??




Oh wait...

[thegrach]

Ben,

If you were in space and needed a shit, would it just slide out, or would you need to push the whole time due to zero gravity?

Thanks,

tehgrach

[Swamp]

Ben, if your internet girlfriend turned out to be someone from TLC playing an elaborate prank on you, would you be upset?

[Roddy Woomble]

Ben,

Why?

[peternorth]

Ben,

have any of the persons in your photos ever told you that you have rape eyes and want you to stop stalking them?

[Jack Frost]

Ben, I have this hot glam I am taking out on a date, what do you think would be the best mode of clothing ?

[Cuntis Maximus]

Ben, where do you stow your family jewels when you wear those spray on pants?


Oh wait..

[Swamp]

Ben,

Will you ever answer any of these fucking questions?

Cheers,

Swamp

[Brenno]

Ben, can i please have an ass burger with the lot?

[sunnyTEE]

Ben,

When hammering a slimline vaginal cavity, how much lube is recommended? Is there a time/lube mls ratio that you believe would be appropriate?

Cheers

Sunny

[Travyo]

Ben, What gay avatar will Kruzin have next?

[Power King]

Ben,

Have you ever placed your penis inside a vagina (human form)?

Sincerely yours,

PK.

Ben,

If you were in space and needed a shit, would it just slide out, or would you need to push the whole time due to zero gravity?

Thanks,

tehgrach

^You're making an assumption that his shit is solid.

If it is watery due to being reamed by said internet girlfriend with penis, it may come out like a slow-motion sprinkler.

[Swamp]

Ben,

What do ya do when one or more stalkers keeps attacking every post you make to the point where it makes you the pest because your posts create more work for the mods and then they turn on you and start infracting you because the pests are making pests of every post you make? Also I've been told if I report the pests I will be seen as a pest for reporting them.....

Cheers,

Swamp

[Fapio]

Dear Ben,

what are your thoughts of SwampCreature's consistent use of the word 'pests'?

You biggest fan,
Fabio

[Banana Republican]

Ben is this song about you?

aSqo17o2a1w

[Brenno]

Ben should i shave off my remaining pubes?

Also i have an erection, what should i do with it?

Your biggest fan,

Ben Carbonaro

[Cletus Van Damme]

Ben, how is babby formed?

[Swamp]

Ben,

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHATS GOING ON?

[Machete KruZin]

Ben, if your internet girlfriend turned out to be someone from TLC playing an elaborate prank on you, would you be upset?

:eek:

[Roddy Woomble]

Ben,

Who invented the race car bed?

[Ben Carbonaro]

Ben,

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHATS GOING ON?

Here mate, apologies for not being around on here.

Any serious and non offensive questions for me anyone?

[Ben Carbonaro]

Ben, when you are at parties do you walk around looking for photo opportunities with people? Or do they ask you to take a photo with them?

No I don't, the netball awards one I posted I got roped into being in the photo after initially saying no.

[Ben Carbonaro]

Ben, if you could give yourself endless positive rep, would you ?

No I wouldn't because it smacks of arrogance.

[Ben Carbonaro]

Ben,

Who invented the race car bed?

Don't know the answer to that one, I am not involved in the furniture design industry.

[Ben Carbonaro]

Ben,

If you were in space and needed a shit, would it just slide out, or would you need to push the whole time due to zero gravity?

Thanks,

tehgrach

I wouldn't do something so disgusting.

[Ben Carbonaro]

Ben, if your internet girlfriend turned out to be someone from TLC playing an elaborate prank on you, would you be upset?

Why would it be?

[Kingy]

I wouldn't do something so disgusting.

Why is that disgusting?

Everybody shits Ben, even Jesus, PK & Santa.

[Roddy Woomble]

Why would it be?

You are not asking the questions.

Will you be on SEN 1116 tonight Ben?

If so, what will you be talking about.

[onS fo eRep]

I wouldn't do something so disgusting.

Ben, astronauts need to shit too.

[Ben Carbonaro]

Why is that disgusting?

Everybody shits Ben, even Jesus, PK & Santa.

Yeah, but don't you just drop your strides and do it wherever.

[Ben Carbonaro]

You are not asking the questions.

Will you be on SEN 1116 tonight Ben?

If so, what will you be talking about.

Maybe.

Might have a bit of a chat about the Homeless World Cup, but there is a little bit of netball news too.

A new coach for one of the New Zealand based ANZ Championship teams.

[Kingy]

Yeah, but don't you just drop your strides and do it wherever.

In space, no one can hear you shit.

[Ben Carbonaro]

People can see you though.

[Ben Carbonaro]

Ben, if your internet girlfriend had a penis, would you still smash?

She doesn't have one and will never have one.

Stop being so rude mate.

[Roddy Woomble]

Maybe.

Might have a bit of a chat about the Homeless World Cup, but there is a little bit of netball news too.

A new coach for one of the New Zealand based ANZ Championship teams.

Try to do it with no ums....i'll count them and for each one, you donate $10 into the TLC End of Season Trip.

[Ben Carbonaro]

I won't be going on the trip, so need for me to contribute.

[Godfrey Jones]

aliens?

[CatCake]

How do you manage having such a bsuy life, and does being so great tire you down?

[onS fo eRep]

She doesn't have one and will never have one.

Stop being so rude mate.

I noticed you didn't mention anything about not having had one previously. Is there something you're not telling us Ben?

[Ben Carbonaro]

Nup.

[Roddy Woomble]

She doesn't have one and will never have one.

Stop being so rude mate.


How do you know? Has she sent you a photo of her minge?

[Travyo]

She doesn't have one and will never have one.

Stop being so rude mate.
How exactly do you know this considering you have never seen her and she won't go on cam for you? maybe that's why she doesn't go on cam?

[Ben Carbonaro]

That's rude mate.

[Travyo]

I wouldn't do something so disgusting.
So you'd rather clog up with shit and die, then let a shit go in space?

[Godfrey Jones]

Ben do you know how many instances there are of old men pretending to be girls online to capture people like you??

[BuzzKillington]

Fucking everythings rude to you, you cuntload

[Roddy Woomble]

I won't be going on the trip, so need for me to contribute.

Excellent so we are agree then.

:thumbsu:

[Ben Carbonaro]

Ben do you know how many instances there are of old men pretending to be girls online to capture people like you??

Yes I know of it happening, but I don't think mine is one of those cases.

[Ben Carbonaro]

Excellent so we are agree then.

:thumbsu:

No need sorry mate, that was a typo.

[Ben Carbonaro]

So you'd rather clog up with shit and die, then let a shit go in space?

I would need to go to a toilet mate.

[Travyo]

I would need to go to a toilet mate.
What if there was no toilet, you just ate a whole plate of space curry, and you really need to shit or you die. The only option is to shit out the emergency pod while several people watching from a space station nearby. Do you choose death or in your words "be rude"

[Roddy Woomble]

No need sorry mate, that wasn't a typo.

I fixed it up for you. :thumbsu:

What time you on?

[Swamp]

What if there was no toilet, you just ate a whole plate of space curry, and you really need to shit or you die. The only option is to shit out the emergency pod while several people watching from a space station nearby. Do you choose death or in your words "be rude"

And all the other astronauts are masturbating over you shitting because they are into that shit

[Guy Incognito]

What would you do if i sang out of tune?

[Swamp]

I would stand up and walk out on you.

Lend me your ear, and I'l sing you a song

[Ben Carbonaro]

Fucking everythings rude to you, you cuntload

Wrong :thumbsd:

[Ben Carbonaro]

I fixed it up for you. :thumbsu:

What time you on?

Stop forcing me into doing something I don't want to be involved and don't have to be involved in either.

Poor from from you. :thumbsd:

Not sure yet.

[Kingy]

Stop forcing me into doing something I don't want to be involved and don't have to be involved in either.

Poor from from you. :thumbsd:

Not sure yet.

To be fair Carbs, at some stage in every man's life, he has to consider what he'd do if he was an astronaut and needed to take a shit in space.

You aren't special in that regard.

[Roddy Woomble]

Stop forcing me into doing something I don't want to be involved and don't have to be involved in either.

Poor from from you. :thumbsd:

Not sure yet.

No need to go calling rape Ben.

You said you had a problem with your 'ums' on radio and i have found a way to help you overcome it.

People find it uncomfortable listening to you atm so you need to improve. A little incentive based game is the way to go.

[Ben Carbonaro]

Not everyone is loaded with cash mate.

[Roddy Woomble]

Not everyone is loaded with cash mate.

Sorry Ben, with your fashion i would have thought you were loaded.

[Godfrey Jones]

Yes I know of it happening, but I don't think mine is one of those cases.

Ha..

Look ben i think you're a good bloke who doesn't really harm anybody. I gotta tell you, your girl is someone from TLC mate.. haha we were just having fun

[Roddy Woomble]

Ha..

Look ben i think you're a good bloke who doesn't really harm anybody. I gotta tell you, your girl is someone from TLC mate.. haha we were just having fun

Heard a rumour it was the work of Murray and his sister.

[Ben Carbonaro]

Ha..

Look ben i think you're a good bloke who doesn't really harm anybody. I gotta tell you, your girl is someone from TLC mate.. haha we were just having fun

Don't suck me in.

I am not going to be sucked in this time.

[Roddy Woomble]

Don't suck me in.

I am not going to be sucked in this time.

Hmm...fair enough. :o

[Ben Carbonaro]

Yeah.....

[Catjizz Fake]

Hi Ben

Have you heard of the legend of the Diplo-Daicos?

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/34/diplodocuskq7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Ben Carbonaro]

No, but it's a decent photoshop job. :thumbsu:

[CatCake]

No, but it's a decent photoshop job. :thumbsu:

Im pretty sure he didnt buy that photo from a shop.

[Ben Carbonaro]

You know what I mean.

[Catjizz Fake]

Hi Ben

Do you prefer puppies or kittens, and why?

[Kerrby]

Ben you and I are a lot alike.

Is this true? Are we supposed to be best friends?

[Ben Carbonaro]

Hi Ben

Do you prefer puppies or kittens, and why?

I prefer Cats because they are friendlier and don't attack you.

[Ben Carbonaro]

Ben you and I are a lot alike.

Is this true? Are we supposed to be best friends?

Not sure what you mean. :confused:

[Jack Frost]

Ben,


Why haven't you answered all the questions ?

[peternorth]

there has been a distinct lack of answering by ben in this thread.
i am disappointed.

[Hawks1523]

Ben, is your hole nice guy persona on the forums fake?

I have a feeling you're a troll, and you just give shitty responses to our questions because, well as you can see, it gets to some people how conservative the answers are.

I DEMAND THE TRUTH! :mad: :mad:

[Kingy]

I prefer Cats because they are friendlier and don't attack you.

You've been attacked by a dog Benny? :(

[Brenno]

Did the dog bite you or try to penetrate you sexually?

[peternorth]

Did you bite the dog or try to penetrate it sexually?

efa..

[peternorth]

ben

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/2944/2215755227gx7.jpg

thoughts?

[Marble Madness]

Ben,

If one went into a closet and got stuck and they didnt have a key how would they get out of said closet.

Marble Madness.

[Ricketts]

I prefer Cats because they are friendlier and don't attack you.

Even ones with wide tittays?

[Jack Frost]

Ben,

Are we living in a parallel universe or is it obtuse ?

[CATS]

Dear Ben,

I apologise if this question has been asked, but I did not have the energy/time to read through the whole thread and see.

Have you ever considered 'experimenting' sexually with someone of the same gender? I am not trying to be offensive or anything (if you prefer to answer via PM, then you are welcome to), but I am curious as to whether you have tried or are willing to give it ago with another male?

If you have, what was it like? Did it live up to your expectations, or where you disappointed enough to never want to try it again?

If you havent, why not? Do you have something against the idea, or are you waiting for the 'right guy' so to speak? What would the ideal guy be for you to want to try things with.

Waiting in anticipation...
CATS

[Cuntis Maximus]

^^^^ Sometimes, just sometimes mind, the really important questions get asked^^

[Guy Incognito]

Ben why does someone who represents themself as a person with high morals and respect for women post so much on a website that has low morals and no respect for women?

[Kingy]

Ben why does someone who represents themself as a person with high morals and respect for women post so much on a website that has low morals and no respect for women?

BigFooty?

[Catjizz Fake]

Dear Ben,

I apologise if this question has been asked, but I did not have the energy/time to read through the whole thread and see.

Have you ever considered 'experimenting' sexually with someone of the same gender? I am not trying to be offensive or anything (if you prefer to answer via PM, then you are welcome to), but I am curious as to whether you have tried or are willing to give it ago with another male?

If you have, what was it like? Did it live up to your expectations, or where you disappointed enough to never want to try it again?

If you havent, why not? Do you have something against the idea, or are you waiting for the 'right guy' so to speak? What would the ideal guy be for you to want to try things with.

Waiting in anticipation...
CATS

He thought about it a little while ago after a little confusion, but decided he was a straight before doing anything he might have regretted :thumbsu:

[CATS]

He thought about it a little while ago after a little confusion, but decided he was a straight before doing anything he might have regretted :thumbsu:
Thanks for that. :thumbsu:

It is a question that has been on my mind for quite a while now!

[Catjizz Fake]

Thanks for that. :thumbsu:

It is a question that has been on my mind for quite a while now!

Thinking of asking Benny boy out on a date, are you? He'd be wrapped to hear that :) :thumbsu:

[CATS]

Thinking of asking Benny boy out on a date, are you? He'd be wrapped to hear that :) :thumbsu:
Oh no...not for me. Male friend was interested. He too likes wearing skinnies and looking good.

I am not girly enough for Ben - I do not appreciate his 'style of fashion' or sport interests etc

[Kingy]

Oh no...not for me. Male friend was interested. He too likes wearing skinnies and looking good.

I am not girly enough for Ben - I do not appreciate his 'style of fashion' or sport interests etc

How does that work :confused:

[Catjizz Fake]

I am not girly enough for Ben - I do not appreciate his 'style of fashion' or sport interests etc

You clearly don't appreciate real men then.

Thought about swapping teams for a while? ;)

[CATS]

How does that work :confused:
I asked the same question.

Apparently some guys think it is a good look to have their balls squished in nice and close!

Personally, I am not a fan.

[Jack Frost]

Ben,


What are your thoughts on this bloke ?






http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5744263,00.jpg

[BuzzKillington]

Furthermore, what about this bloke:

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200712/r212605_818557.jpg

[crackers57]

He thought about it a little while ago after a little confusion, but decided he was a straight before doing anything he might have regretted :thumbsu:

How many PM's did you swap before that got worked out?

[crackers57]

I asked the same question.

Apparently some guys think it is a good look to have their balls squished in nice and close!

Personally, I am not a fan.

....of what? Having your balls squished in?

[CATS]

....of what? Having your balls squished in?
Of the look of the balls being squished. I dont see how having your package is supposed to be attractive to the opposite sex. The same gender may appreciate it, but I dont.

[Catjizz Fake]

How many PM's did you swap before that got worked out?

Eleven, including the n00dz.

[gangsta deluxe]

Ben,

How much for the women, and the children?

[ok go]

idiots

[pepe]

idiots





you poof

[Jack Frost]

Ben,


Have you hooked up with Liz Ellis ?

[Machete KruZin]

Ben, why are people so unkind?

[Jack Frost]

Ben,

Do you know when to hold em and when to fold em ?

[CATS]

Know when to walk away, know when to run?

[Jack Frost]

Do you ever count your money when you're sittin at the table ?

[CATS]

Never.

There'll be time enough for countin' when the deal is done!

Don't you agree, Ben?

[hong_kong_bond]

Ben,

Why does it always rain on me?

[Kerrby]

Ben, The answer you seek my son only poses more questions. Ask many women why relationship has failed, each woman offer unique reason for demise.
One woman may say, "Man could not commit", or "Man is douche and is now free to make love to himself instead". Another woman may say, "Man had changed" or even, "Man no longer satisfactory gardner".
But my son, ask many men same question all over the world "Why has relationship failed?" Each man, each time, will give same simple answer...The bitch went nuts

[hong_kong_bond]

Ben, The answer you seek my son only poses more questions. Ask many women why relationship has failed, each woman offer unique reason for demise.
One woman may say, "Man could not commit", or "Man is douche and is now free to make love to himself instead". Another woman may say, "Man had changed" or even, "Man no longer satisfactory gardner".
But my son, ask many men same question all over the world "Why has relationship failed?" Each man, each time, will give same simple answer...The bitch went nuts
never a truer word spoken :thumbsu:

[pickman]

never a truer word spoken :thumbsu:

And it came from someone who isn't yet legally old enough to have sex yet! :eek:

[Jack Frost]

Ben,

I just watched Hefner on Fox. Do you think you could ever have as many playmates in your house as the great man does ?

[Banana Republican]

Ben are you in the Grotto now?

[Catjizz Fake]

Ben, The answer you seek my son only poses more questions. Ask many women why relationship has failed, each woman offer unique reason for demise.
One woman may say, "Man could not commit", or "Man is douche and is now free to make love to himself instead". Another woman may say, "Man had changed" or even, "Man no longer satisfactory gardner".
But my son, ask many men same question all over the world "Why has relationship failed?" Each man, each time, will give same simple answer...The bitch went nuts

She called me c**t :(

[Jack Frost]

She called me c**t :(

There will always be a hole in your life Jake :)

[Banana Republican]

in his cum sock?

[Jack Frost]

in his cum sock?

It may be in his heart

[Banana Republican]

She called me c**t :(
this the Crazy one with the dirty sexual urges Jakey?

[yssup_MasTr]

Ben, how was the homeless world cup thingo? i met the the england team yesterday, they didnt really seem like they were homeless a few had some bling and shit.

[Banana Republican]

so now you want them to be homeless and blingless

[thegrach]

Ben,

Why?

Thanks,

thegrach

[Jack Frost]

Carbs,


Have you been abducted by aliens or fallen in a black hole ?

[Swamp]

Ben,

Where the fuck are you?

[Roddy Woomble]

Ben,

Why?

Thanks,

thegrach

Search function n00b!!!111

http://www.limboclub.com/forum/showpost.php?p=125075&postcount=10

[bigburger]

Ben is the change to the Animal Enclosure the final nail in the coffin.

[peternorth]

ben
do you liek buttsecks?
yours

[Jack Frost]

Carbs,

Have you ever been known to break out in verse to George Michael's, Careless Whisper ?

[Fapio]

Dear Ben,
Do guilty feet have rythm?

[Jack Frost]

Ben,

Have you ever cheated a friend ?

[Jack Frost]

Carbs,

How is the radio show ?

[Swamp]

Ben,

Are you ignoring me?

Is it something I said?

Swamp

[Jack Frost]

Ben,

Do you think you will be found ?

[Banana Republican]

Ben can you hear me?

[Jack Frost]

Carbs,

Do you think Dubai should become more liberal as a city ?

[Cuntis Maximus]

Ben,

I know that it is not beyond the realms of possibility.

But, when you stuck your head in Suzi's arsehole.

Did you need some form of mechanical advantage??





P.S. Roger made me ask this, as he has a thing for mantis lately.

[Jack Frost]

Carbs,

If invited to a press conference, would skinnies be the preferable mode of clothing ?

[Jack Frost]

Carbs,



Is it wrong to have the secks on the first date ?

[Banana Republican]

Carbs,



Is it wrong to have secks the date first ?

[sunnyTEE]

Benjamin,

What is the average length of your pubic hair.

Thanks in advance,

TEE <3

[Whacker]

Ben,

Why the fuck are the fucking bakers delight workers always so fucking happy?

I dont care that this or that tastes super dooper yummy-o! Just STFU

Regards

Whacker

[Swamp]

Ben,

How can they call themselves bakers delight when they don't even sell fucking sausage rolls?

Cuntloads

Swamp

[Jack Frost]

Ben,


Do you think baking gives you delight ?

[Swamp]

Ben,

Do you think banking gives you delight?

[Jack Frost]

Ben,

Do you think tanking gave Carlton delight ?

[Brenno]

Ben,

Did you die from aidz?

[Jack Frost]

Ben,

You aren't stranded in the Sunbury Police Station, are you ?

[Swamp]

Ben,

Whats the story, morning glory?

[Guy Incognito]

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

[Kerrby]

Why is it that I just had violent diahorrea and I didn't want to wake anyone up so I help it in but then it started dribbling out my arse and onto my buttcheeks and then I let it all go and woke my brother up but now I have this horrible pain in my arse and there was also blood when I wiped?

[Cuntis Maximus]

Welcome to the wonderful world of haemmorhoids!

[sunnyTEE]

Ben,

Regards,

Sunny.

[Kerrby]

Welcome to the wonderful world of haemmorhoids!
Haemmorhoids? What? WHAT!? Help Ben!

[pepe]

Haemmorhoids? What? WHAT!? Help Ben!


Yell for the pan, the Fryingpan

[Kerrby]

Yell for the pan, the Fryingpan
No don't joke about this, what do I do? Cath said I should see a doctor but I'm too scared.

[Cuntis Maximus]

When they start prolapsing out of your anus is when should get really worried.

[Kerrby]

When they start prolapsing out of your anus is when should get really worried.
How long will that take?

Ben are you a doctor or do you know anything about Haemmorhoids?

[pepe]

No don't joke about this, what do I do? Cath said I should see a doctor but I'm too scared.



If you are going to be driving the white bus all night, take plenty of fluids Kerrbs.

[FG]

Porcelain bus

[Kerrby]

If you are going to be driving the white bus all night, take plenty of fluids Kerrbs.
What white bus? I don't have my learners yet.

[pepe]

Porcelain bus



You rich folk shit me to tears

[gangsta deluxe]

How long will that take?



Do a little bit of research on prolapsing. It's safe to say that you will probably know;).

See a doctor though. Definitely a good move.

Ben isn't around so you need to know - blood in your shit is not a good thing.

[Guy Incognito]

Ben

Who do you find more attractive? Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson?

[Cuntis Maximus]

When it prolapses Ben, you will know.

Oh believe me you will know.

A tiger tearing a kilo of arsehole out of you is an apt description.

And the operation to fix it is a real doozy mate....a real laugh fest.

I was on morphine, post op, for 24 hours, and then IM pethedine for 48 hours more after that!!

The surgeon said that is bettered only, in the pain scale, by giving birth!!!

Good luck.

[gangsta deluxe]

What about a kidney stone?

Thats a real killer.

[Cuntis Maximus]

Something I haven't experienced thankfully.

[Guy Incognito]

The surgeon said that is bettered only, in the pain scale, by giving birth!!!

Good luck.


I don't know bushie, I think being a freo supporter has to be more painful :(

[gangsta deluxe]

On par with childbirth I hear.

It makes sense to when you think about the relative sizes of the canals and objects.

I'd rather an operation to remove the stone than experiencing it tear up my urethra.

[Cuntis Maximus]

I don't know bushie, I think being a freo supporter has to be more painful :(


And more frequent!!:mad:

[Ben Carbonaro]

Ben

Who do you find more attractive? Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson?

Neither mate, I am straight.

[Ben Carbonaro]

When it prolapses Ben, you will know.

Oh believe me you will know.

A tiger tearing a kilo of arsehole out of you is an apt description.

And the operation to fix it is a real doozy mate....a real laugh fest.

I was on morphine, post op, for 24 hours, and then IM pethedine for 48 hours more after that!!

The surgeon said that is bettered only, in the pain scale, by giving birth!!!

Good luck.

Geez sounds painful.

Hope everything is ok mate. :thumbsu:

[Ben Carbonaro]

Ben,


Do you think baking gives you delight ?

What sort?

[Ben Carbonaro]

Ben,

Do you think tanking gave Carlton delight ?

Maybe it did, maybe it didn't.

[Ben Carbonaro]

Ben,

Did you die from aidz?

Nah I am here mate.

[Ben Carbonaro]

Ben,

You aren't stranded in the Sunbury Police Station, are you ?

Nah.

[Roddy Woomble]

Ben,

Whats your favourite song at the moment?

[Ben Carbonaro]

Ben,

Do you think you will be found ?

Yes I have been thanks to a certain poster who worded me up on Facebook about what happened.

[sunnyTEE]

Maybe it did, maybe it didn't.

Mysterious.....

[Cuntis Maximus]

Geez sounds painful.

Hope everything is ok mate. :thumbsu:

Such a caring soul.

Ben,

Do you feel that you may have been Mother Theresa in a previous life?

[peternorth]

Yes I have been thanks to a certain poster who worded me up on Facebook about what happened.

what happened?

[PowerKat]

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v372/51/36/1153009109/n1153009109_172486_4297.jpg

Ben

WTF are you wearing??


regards

Kat

[jaxxon]

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v372/51/36/1153009109/n1153009109_172486_4297.jpg

Ben

WTF are you wearing??


regards

Kat

Normally I'd say you'd have failed the gay test for comments like that, but I guess you actually passed the gay test.

[peternorth]

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v372/51/36/1153009109/n1153009109_172486_4297.jpg

Ben

WTF are you wearing??


regards

Kat

is that a cardigan???? it = ghey

cant decide which one is in need of PNs special sauce.

Ben, how do you get photos with lovely ladies all the time? do they see you as non threatening?

[jimmy35]

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v372/51/36/1153009109/n1153009109_172486_4297.jpg

Ben

WTF are you wearing??


regards

Kat




It looks like a blonde .

Seems to fit him okay as well .

[Curtis Stone]

is that a cardigan???? it = ghey

cant decide which one is in need of PNs special sauce.

Ben, how do you get photos with lovely ladies all the time? do they see you as non threatening?

It is ghey.

I thought the chest hair would've provided sufficient insulation. Clearly the cardi is a fashion statement and not indented as a source of warmth, thus confirming teh ghey (plus the fact that he is looking at the camera and not at two separate serves of breast).

[peternorth]

It is ghey.

I thought the chest hair would've provided sufficient insulation. Clearly the cardi is a fashion statement and not indented as a source of warmth, thus confirming teh ghey (plus the fact that he is looking at the camera and not at two separate serves of breast).

yes how hard would it be to just hook one finger in the blondes top and peel it downwards to reveal supple breast?

what is the purpose of the belt on the brunette? is it to keep teh b00bies up?

[Syd]

It looks like a blonde .

Seems to fit him okay as well .

Agreed. :thumbsu:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/bilbo_aussie/untitled-20.jpg

Personally, I'd prefer the burnette but.

[jaxxon]

Agreed. :thumbsu:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/bilbo_aussie/untitled-20.jpg

Personally, I'd prefer the burnette but.

Syd, your photoshop skills are coming along well. I am totally losing it, I can't tell if that is Ray Romano or if its real, it all looks the same to me!

[Curtis Stone]

Agreed. :thumbsu:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/bilbo_aussie/untitled-20.jpg

Personally, I'd prefer the burnette but.

Oh God win. :thumbsu:

They've met, and would've if they wanted to.

[Syd]

Syd, your photoshop skills are coming along well. I am totally losing it, I can't tell if that is Ray Romano or if its real, it all looks the same to me!

Oh God win. :thumbsu:

They've met, and would've if they wanted to.


Thanks fellas.

I'm touched.




BTW, am I the only one that fears for Benny's nipple in that photo???
Look's like he's about to play Tune In Tokyo on poor Benny!!!

[Godfrey Jones]

Thanks fellas.

I'm touched.



why did i read ... i'm touche'd

anyways, that was a classic.!

[Jack Frost]

Ben,

What was your line of choice to swoon those glams ?

[Jack Frost]

What sort?


This is my thread. We(the forumites) ask the questions :mad:

[Banana Republican]

Ben where can I buy the chick magnet cardy?

[Ben Carbonaro]

This is my thread. We(the forumites) ask the questions :mad:

Never said I owned the thread.

[Ben Carbonaro]

Ben where can I buy the chick magnet cardy?

The one in the picture is from Industrie.

[Jack Frost]

Never said I owned the thread.

Sorry mate. My medication was wearing off.


Is fashion really losing its touch these days ?

[Ben Carbonaro]

No, I wouldn't say so.

[Jack Frost]

So I wouldn't look out of place with my flares and moccasins at the Geebung Polo Club ?

[Ben Carbonaro]

You might mate, I admit to having never been to said venue though.

[Jack Frost]

You might mate, I admit to having never been to said venue though.

Mate, Sunday afternoon. Eye candy central. My Joe Dirt look always seems to get me a free beer or five

[Jack Frost]

Ben,


Do you think I could find a lover that won't drive me crazy ?

[Ben Carbonaro]

Yeah for sure.

Just a matter of finding the right one.

[Ben Carbonaro]

Mate, Sunday afternoon. Eye candy central. My Joe Dirt look always seems to get me a free beer or five

Pics?

[Jack Frost]

Pics?


Remember what I said before ? :)

[Ben Carbonaro]

Refresh me please?

[Jack Frost]

We ask, you answer


Do you think I would make a good journalist ?

[Syd]

Refresh me please?

http://icons-search.com/img/vistaicons/vistaico_toolbar_icons.zip/PNG-Refresh.png-256x256.png

Better?

[Ben Carbonaro]

Nup.

[Syd]

We ask, you answer

Ben, what do you think of my Christmas tree??

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/bilbo_aussie/IMG_2635.jpg

[Ben Carbonaro]

We ask, you answer


Do you think I would make a good journalist ?

Haven't seen any of your work so can't answer that question sorry.

[Syd]

Nup.

Damned browser!! :mad:

[Ben Carbonaro]

Ben, what do you think of my Christmas tree??

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/bilbo_aussie/IMG_2635.jpg

Nice mate.

Good to see you getting into the spirit of Christmas. :thumbsu:

[Syd]

Nice mate.

Good to see you getting into the spirit of Christmas. :thumbsu:

I try Ben.

No one has put any presents under the tree for me yet though... :(

[Jack Frost]

Ben,


Do you think we'll get any snow for Christmas ?

[Guy Incognito]

We ask, you answer


Do you think I would make a good journalist ?

Nup.

Thats a bit harsh ben :thumbsd:

[Kerrby]

Ben,

Do you like my Santa I made? Guess how long it took me to add in the shotgun?

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/1022/shotgunsantacg9.jpg

[Syd]

Ben,

Who would win in a firefight?

Kerrby's ghey santa.....

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/1022/shotgunsantacg9.jpg


...or this bad muthafucka!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/bilbo_aussie/grincharmy.jpg

[Kerrby]

Ben,

Isn't that "bad muthafucka" really ugly and looking like a cat?

I think my Santa would kick his arse, don't you agree Ben? Even though he is holding an M4A1 which is the best gun in the world and Santa is holding an M3 shotgun but he would still blow off that fuckas head with one shot. Therefore I win.

[Syd]

Ben,

Isn't that "bad muthafucka" really ugly and looking like a cat?

I think my Santa would kick his arse, don't you agree Ben? Even though he is holding an M4A1 which is the best gun in the world and Santa is holding an M3 shotgun but he would still blow off that fuckas head with one shot. Therefore I win.

It's an M16 noob.
Not an M4A1 at all. :rolleyes:

[Kerrby]

O rly n00b?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/bilbo_aussie/grincharmy.jpg
Your image


http://airsoft-bg.com/images/PTW.jpg
M4A1

http://library.thinkquest.org/06aug/02297/M16_2.jpg
M16

They're the same gun, except yours has a bit of a longer holder/end part.

[jaxxon]

How does someone your age know so much about guns Kerrbs?

[Guy Incognito]

Ben,

Who would win in a firefight?

Kerrby's ghey santa.....



...or this bad muthafucka!!



I'm gonna have to go with the ghey santa, the grinch doesn't seem to have a magazine clip

[Guy Incognito]

O rly n00b?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/bilbo_aussie/grincharmy.jpg
Your image


http://airsoft-bg.com/images/PTW.jpg
M4A1

http://library.thinkquest.org/06aug/02297/M16_2.jpg
M16

They're the same gun, except yours has a bit of a longer holder/end part.

The barrel looks thicker for longer on the M16 much like the one the grinch is holding

[Syd]

O rly n00b?

They're the same gun, except yours has a bit of a longer holder/end part.

Not quite my misguided young friend.

The M4A1 is derived off the M16 chassis, but given that the photo in question was taken originally in 1981 it simply is impossible for it to be an M4A1 as they did not exist yet!

It also has a shorter barrel length than the M16. This translates into slower velocities, which also decreases the effective range of the weapon.

It also has a 4 positioned telescoped butt stock, as opposed to the hardened single piece unit originally fitted.

Try again.

[Syd]

The barrel looks thicker for longer on the M16 much like the one the grinch is holding

Good get. :thumbsu:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b8/M16a1m16a2m4m16a45wi.jpg/300px-M16a1m16a2m4m16a45wi.jpg
Grinch's M16A1, at top.
M4A1 3rd from top.

I'm gonna have to go with the ghey santa, the grinch doesn't seem to have a magazine clip

The grinch has 6 clips, containing 108 rounds in total of 5.56mm ammunition.
He would be 'locked and loaded' before santa could say 'on prancer' to Kerrbs. :cool:

[Guy Incognito]

Good get. :thumbsu:



I was the king of spot the difference in school

[Kerrby]

M3 > M16.

Was it the M16 or M12 used in Vietnam that fucked us over?

[Roddy Woomble]

Ben,

Who is your most admired print journalist and radio/tv journalist?

[Syd]

M3 > M16.

Was it the M16 or M12 used in Vietnam that fucked us over?

Us???

Fucked "us" over??

I don't recall seeing you in the Mekong Delta Kerrbs. :cool:


(nice attempt at deflection though ;))



The M16A1 (not the original version) was a very fine weapon when properly maintained. Coupled with the M79 grenade launcher to make the M203 it was my personal weapon of choice.

Loved live fire ranges with a 40mm grenade launcher! :thumbsu:

[Kerrby]

The guns the Australian and Americans used were outmatched by the Vietnamese.

(nice attempt at deflection though ;))

[Cuntis Maximus]

The Yanks fucked "us" over in nam.

Not some weapon.

Isn't that right Ben??

[Syd]

The guns the Australian and Americans used were outmatched by the Vietnamese.

(nice attempt at deflection though ;))

Not 'outmatched' Kerrbs, the AK-47 was less susceptible to jamming in boggy marshes and the like.

Trust me, there is nothing wrong with an M16a1 that is properly looked after\maintained.

[Syd]

The Yanks fucked "us" over in nam.

Not some weapon.

Isn't that right Ben??

I've heard quite enough American bashing from you today Bushie.
I'm off to report that disgusting avatar of yours now! :mad:

[Kerrby]

Not 'outmatched' Kerrbs, the AK-47 was less susceptible to jamming in boggy marshes and the like.

Trust me, there is nothing wrong with an M16a1 that is properly looked after\maintained.
The Ak-47 is the most well designed gun or something like that, it was one of the reasons we tied in nam. You can also blame tv as when shown footage of the war to the American households, the Americans lost support for the vets in nam.

[Ben Carbonaro]

M3 > M16.

Was it the M16 or M12 used in Vietnam that fucked us over?

Not sure, I am not a war expert.

[Ben Carbonaro]

Ben,

Who is your most admired print journalist and radio/tv journalist?

Print I have a number and Radio/tv there are a few too.

Do you want specific examples?

[Roddy Woomble]

Print I have a number and Radio/tv there are a few too.

Do you want specific examples?

You can just list the ones you respect.

[pickman]

The Ak-47 is the most well designed gun or something like that, it was one of the reasons we tied in nam. You can also blame tv as when shown footage of the war to the American households, the Americans lost support for the vets in nam.

I'm away for a few hours and this thread get all serious and about war... oh well I had better add to the discussion!

Kerrbs are partly right when you say that TV footage change American (and our) opinions on the war in Vietnam. It was one of the first major wars to be seen on TV and the footage showed that wr is hell but to say that war was won/lost purely in TV footage is selling short the quality of the North Vietnamese soldiers, both NVA and Viet Cong. They were damn fine soldiers, tough, creative and believed in their s much they were freely willing to die for the cause. In terms of military hardware, they were hopelessly outmatched by American-led forces but the tactically they outsmarted the Yanks.

It was there country and they knew and exploited the conditions and were happy to play the game psychological warfare. I saw an American doco on Nat Geo recently and there's one quote that stands out for mine from an American vet "They kept producing young men quicker than we could kill them!"

Anyway this is questions for Carbs thread so I had better ask the great man a question. Ben, should Australia ever entered the Vietnam War and would've wearing skinnies helped the cause?

[jaxxon]

Anyway this is questions for Carbs thread so I had better ask the great man a question. Ben, should Australia ever entered the Vietnam War and would've wearing skinnies helped the cause?

No, chaffing would suck with skinnies in that heat.

[pickman]

No, chaffing would suck with skinnies in that heat.

Thanks Carbs ;)

[jaxxon]

Thanks Carbs ;)

Sorry, I assumed you wanted a serious answer. Anyway, I think Ben is going to be busy on Facebook / email for a bit, perhaps weeks.