I don't regret signing up to Justin.tv but I rue and lament it

[Admiral Afterworld]

I am now the frequent object of jokes and insults by people on here (mostly turds who wouldn't have the balls to show themselves). And I find myself wondering whether it's worth posting in threads if I'm just going to cop a bunch of fat jokes from turds :thumbsd:

[Guy Incognito]

Did you not realise you were fat when you went on Jtv? :confused:

[Swamp]

Just like you rue and lament all those cakes and pies?

[Kingy]

I am now the frequent object of jokes and insults by people on here (mostly turds who wouldn't have the balls to show themselves). And I find myself wondering whether it's worth posting in threads if I'm just going to cop a bunch of fat jokes from turds :thumbsd:

I was gunna start a 'Captain Afterworld Appreciation Thread,' to give you credit for the amount of shit you'd been copping.

[Admiral Afterworld]

Did you not realise you were fat when you went on Jtv? :confused:

I knew but turds on here didn't!

[Godfrey Jones]

My picture is in my avatar so .. does that make it ok for me to call you a fat ****?

[Ron]

Go for a run instead of going onto jtv you fat fuck

[Guy Incognito]

I knew but turds on here didn't!

and you thought you'd show them because we're such a caring and friendly bunch

[Kingy]

My picture is in my avatar so .. does that make it ok for me to call you a fat ****?

Atta boy!

[Incontinent Rob]

Atta boy!

"Oh wow, a salmon helmet! Thanks, Mohammad!"

http://www.killingthemessenger.com/stuff/archive/images/monster2/SouthParkCartoonWarsEpisodeImageOfMuhammad.jpg

[Guy Incognito]

http://www.killingthemessenger.com/stuff/archive/images/monster2/SouthParkCartoonWarsEpisodeImageOfMuhammad.jpg

"Oh wow, a salmon helmet! Thanks, Mohammad!"

Well now you've fucked us, those crasy muslims are gonna come for us now :thumbsd:

[Incontinent Rob]

Well now you've fucked us, those crasy muslims are gonna come for us now :thumbsd:

We'll be right, just stick our heads in the sand and we'll be fine.

It's an easy procedure, here's one I prepared earlier...

http://www.kristophersimmons.com/videos/images/south_park-cartoon_wars.gif

[Mike Oxlong]

I don't understand what you were thinking. You do realise that this thread has now completed the victory for anyone that gives you shit (not that that means the abuse will stop)

Surely you must have thought, "hmm these fuckers on here are ruthless, if i put up a cam they are going to pay the fuck out of me."

Clearly not :eek: It really staggers me. Same with GD and his boy toungy. That was always going to play out the way it did. Not like the replies are going to be:

yea shit happens when your young and pissed mate
glad you didn't stay on the dark side
Hey that happened to me to (unless FP was posting)
etc etc

same as you were never going to get positive comments or people ignoring it.

So, in conclusion, you only have yourself to blame.

A n00b would need to read this site for all of about 4 minutes to realise ever posting their pic on here when they have any feature even half not normal (and even then it wouldn't matter) would be a bad idea and telling people about a gay encounter would be equally bad 4 business.

[Godfrey Jones]

However, if Captain Afterworld was a likeable bloke, he'd get a few ribbings...but thats where it stopped. Look at the way Jake describes his physical looks yet you don't get any posts calling him a fat fucker.

but he does nothing on these forums but bag other members (crackers, kerrby), or talk about neightbours, or post boring polls like would you rather live in Missouri or Delaware

So even if he didn't post his face he would be getting abused on here... now we simply have some ammo (he is fat ;p)

[Swamp]

Well now you've fucked us, those crasy muslims are gonna come for us now :thumbsd:

http://i509.photobucket.com/albums/s332/Peggasusss/tomucheffort.jpg

[CATS]

http://i509.photobucket.com/albums/s332/Peggasusss/tomucheffort.jpg
You do realise you just asked for a jihad!?!?!?

OH NOEZ...

[Kingy]

SC, I don't regret repping you earlier; but I regret not being able to rep you for that pic.

[CATS]

SC, I don't regret repping you earlier; but I regret not being able to rep you for that pic.
I know my rep counts for nothing, but I repped him!

Awesome skillz - probably better than some of the shoops we have had here!!

[pickman]

I can now see mass protest outside of Australian Embassy's across the globe thanks to SC!

Chirf better ramp up security outside the mansion too! :D

[Mike Oxlong]

I know my rep counts for nothing, but I repped him!

Awesome skillz - probably better than some of the shoops we have had here!!

you do realise they will hack off your head first making him watch just for that comment.

oh and

Allāhu Akbar

[Swamp]

you do realise they will hack off your head first making him watch just for that comment.

I'l fap.

[pickman]

if the shit does hit the fan, well say it's about Mohammed Yousef, the Pakistani cricketer because that's whose it's about hey SC! ;)

[CATS]

you do realise they will hack off your head first making him watch just for that comment.

oh and

Allāhu Akbar
I think that might actually get high ratings here!

الله أَكْبَر

and Assalamu alaikum wa rahmatullah

[Godfrey Jones]

i've alerted by cousins here in the middle east

tracing your ip should be easy... tonight it will be handed to a brother in a seedy coffee shop on sydney road coburg. he'll be paying you a visit sometime before dawn today, you will be sent to your firy doom and he will be enjoy the pleasures of 72 feisty little virgins in the promised land

you seemed like such a nice guy too swampy :( i'll miss you

[Hobby Farmer]

I don't fucking care if your fat,.............. or useless, or both.

You fucking annoy me with bullshit comments. You reap what you sow.

TH

[tribey]

i agree with cactus. i thought you were pretty kewl til you turned into a sanctimonious skirt and suspended me from ur cam for telling a joke plz

also that aviator/avatar thing was an epic fail

[Godfrey Jones]

what was the joke

[Mike Oxlong]

i've alerted by cousins here in the middle east

tracing your ip should be easy... tonight it will be handed to a brother in a seedy coffee shop on sydney road coburg. he'll be paying you a visit sometime before dawn today, you will be sent to your firy doom and he will be enjoy the pleasures of 72 feisty little virgins in the promised land

you seemed like such a nice guy too swampy :( i'll miss you

lol, and if that is you in your avatar, i know why you have avoided any CA style pwnings on here.

Apart form being a very attractive man, you look as scary as fuck (in a im going to blow up your fucking family kind of way) :) :o ;) ;)

Go pies!!!!!!

Go pies!!!!!

[tribey]

what was the joke

we were talking about the inefficacy of evaporative air-conditioners amidst risque lulz and i said,

"evaporative airconditioning lol you're better off hiring an abo to hang from a ceiling fan and blow on you"

CA went ballistic and accused me of being a josef goebbels/damien monkhorst fuckstack and bant me into oblivion

[Mike Oxlong]

what was the joke

what do fat people do in the summer?













































STINK

[Mike Oxlong]

we were talking about the inefficacy of evaporative air-conditioners amidst risque lulz and i said,

"evaporative airconditioning lol you're better off hiring an abo to hang from a ceiling fan and blow on you"

CA went ballistic and accused me of being a josef goebbels/damien monkhorst fuckstack and bant me into oblivion

I am LMFAO at that :D :D :D

GOLD!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[Kingy]

Mike - Godfrey's avatar is Mohammed Atta; religious fanatic, but an excellent pilot.

[PowerFat]

I think you are a top bloke mate and hope you are not feeling down because of the insecure losers that make up the majority of this site.

[Ben Carbonaro]

I am now the frequent object of jokes and insults by people on here (mostly turds who wouldn't have the balls to show themselves). And I find myself wondering whether it's worth posting in threads if I'm just going to cop a bunch of fat jokes from turds :thumbsd:

Try to ignore the keyboard warriors. :thumbsu:

Those people who give you a hard time online really must have sad real lives if they got enjoyment from posting fat jokes about you.

[Mike Oxlong]

Mike - Godfrey's avatar is Mohammed Atta; religious fanatic, but an excellent pilot.

actually it is Nabil al-Marabh

i was just fucking around

[Ben Carbonaro]

I think you are a top bloke mate and hope you are not feeling down because of the insecure losers that make up the majority of this site.

On the subject of top blokes, are you ok after I gave you a hard time yesterday PF?

[Mike Oxlong]

I think you are a top bloke mate and hope you are not feeling down because of the insecure losers that make up the majority of this site.

maybe you two could get together and watch neighbours and then discuss it over a chai soy latte with vanilla ;)

[PowerFat]

On the subject of top blokes, are you ok after I gave you a hard time yesterday PF?

Yeah it's all good Benny, I know your intentions are always good mate.

[Mike Oxlong]

On the subject of top blokes, are you ok after I gave you a hard time yesterday PF?

POTY

fuck me i'm lmfao :D :D :D

[Ben Carbonaro]

Good... I spoke to one of Mia's fellow Channel 7 reporters the other day and he wants to catch up for a few beers after Christmas.

Would you like to come along?

I'm sure you would just be happy to come along and talk sport etc.

[PowerFat]

Good... I spoke to one of Mia's fellow Channel 7 reporters the other day and he wants to catch up for a few beers after Christmas.

Would you like to come along?

I'm sure you would just be happy to come along and talk sport etc.

I would absolutely love too Ben ... thank you :):thumbsu:

[Ben Carbonaro]

Fellow reporter is a guy mate.

[Hobby Farmer]

Benny.

Am I a keyboard warrior if I react to statements that i find offensive?

I have never attacked an innocent victim. Except maybe PF in jest:rolleyes:

And I didn't start a thread titled "I don't regret signing up to.........." looking for a reaction.

TH

[PowerFat]

Fellow reporter is a guy mate.

baby steps towards Mia .. all good and would love to come ...

[Ben Carbonaro]

Benny.

Am I a keyboard warrior if I react to statements that i find offensive?

I have never attacked an innocent victim. Except maybe PF in jest:rolleyes:

And I didn't start a thread titled "I don't regret signing up to.........." looking for a reaction.

TH

No, a keyboard warrior is someone who just continually bags and abuses people for their own enjoyment.

Those who do that are very low.

[Ben Carbonaro]

baby steps towards Mia .. all good and would love to come ...

PM me info and I will let you know. :thumbsu:

[Admiral Afterworld]

we were talking about the inefficacy of evaporative air-conditioners amidst risque lulz and i said,

"evaporative airconditioning lol you're better off hiring an abo to hang from a ceiling fan and blow on you"

CA went ballistic and accused me of being a josef goebbels/damien monkhorst fuckstack and bant me into oblivion

No, I said "no racism" (and fucking fair enough, it's my chat room) and put you on a ten minute time out.

But yeah fiddle around the story to make yourself look hardkore or some shit :rolleyes:

[Ben Carbonaro]

Macho types always do that to make themselves look and sound stronger when talking with others.

[tribey]

No, I said "no racism" (and fucking fair enough, it's my chat room) and put you on a ten minute time out.

But yeah fiddle around the story to make yourself look hardkore or some shit :rolleyes:

oh yeah, heaps hardk0re. thats the angle i'm workin, especially with the 'goebbels/monkhorst fuckstack' comment

ffs lighten up, literally, before your heart starts pumping liquid ruffles around your enormous circulatory system http://i27.tinypic.com/10pt1mx.jpg

[Godfrey Jones]

lol @ at that smiley

[Mike Oxlong]

oh yeah, heaps hardk0re. thats the angle i'm workin, especially with the 'goebbels/monkhorst fuckstack' comment

ffs lighten up, literally, before your heart starts pumping liquid ruffles around your enormous circulatory system http://i27.tinypic.com/10pt1mx.jpg

:D :D :D

heaps of lulz on here today

and the smiley rocks!

reminded me of this for some reason

http://tu.tv/imagenes/videos/s/o/south-park-the-losing-edge-latino_imagenGrande.jpg

[Syd]

Sage advice from Ben....

Try to ignore the keyboard warriors. :thumbsu:

Those people who give you a hard time online really must have sad real lives if they got enjoyment from posting fat jokes about you.

...and then....

On the subject of top blokes, are you ok after I gave you a hard time yesterday PF?

D'oh!

[Syd]

I am now the frequent object of jokes and insults by people on here (mostly turds who wouldn't have the balls to show themselves). And I find myself wondering whether it's worth posting in threads if I'm just going to cop a bunch of fat jokes from turds :thumbsd:

Dude, the more you squeal about it the more stick you'll cop.
Didn't first grade teach you anything???

Seriously, kudos to you and a handful of others for putting themselves 'out there' with pics and links knowing they will be shooped and tormented by the TLC faithful for the lulz.

FWIW, I am not as young nor as thin as I once was. And despite the fact that many ppl here have either met me or seen a pic of me I sure as hell ain't posting one up here to feed KruZins Photoshop addiction!!

What's done is done.
All that you can do now is deal with or run away and hide like a little bitch.

[Legend]

maybe you two could get together and watch neighbours and then discuss it over a chai soy latte with vanilla ;)

and don't forget the two cakes that CA will eat:thumbsu:

[gangsta deluxe]

Clearly not :eek: It really staggers me. Same with GD and his boy toungy. That was always going to play out the way it did. Not like the replies are going to be:

yea shit happens when your young and pissed mate
glad you didn't stay on the dark side
Hey that happened to me to (unless FP was posting)
etc etc



Take a hint CA, I knew this was going to happen when I posted that rubbish. Indeed I was counting on it. Good times, good times

You need to make the way people pay you out your armour. ;)

[Kingy]

Take a hint CA, I knew this was going to happen when I posted that rubbish. Indeed I was counting on it. Good times, good times

You need to make the way people pay you out your armour. ;)

Or find a nice, drunk fourteen year old boy to console you.

[gangsta deluxe]

You got any kids?

You know what I like, 14, supple yet smooth skin with the lips of an angel.

[PowerKat]

I am now the frequent object of jokes and insults by people on here (mostly turds who wouldn't have the balls to show themselves). And I find myself wondering whether it's worth posting in threads if I'm just going to cop a bunch of fat jokes from turds :thumbsd:

FFS.

Give it but can't take it :rolleyes:

[Godfrey Jones]

heartless

[crackers57]

Geez CA, I'm sorry if i hurt your feelings :(

[gangsta deluxe]

That fat **** needs to harden the fuck up. Very fucking simple.

Pick new targets to abuse CA. Sticking with Crackers and Kerrby isnt going to help you.

[Dr Andy]

To be fair, though, you are a pretty big fuckstick to many people. It's pretty pathetic that you in your mind put the sole blame onto others being mean because you're fat.

Grow some fucking balls and realise that people are mean to you because you're an asshole and they're just using your size as ammo.

[Godfrey Jones]

That fat **** needs to harden the fuck up. Very fucking simple.

Pick new targets to abuse CA. Sticking with Crackers and Kerrby isnt going to help you.

LOL what a team :thumbsu:

[crackers57]

That fat **** needs to harden the fuck up. Very fucking simple.

Pick new targets to abuse CA. Sticking with Crackers and Kerrby isnt going to help you.

I don't really think that's a good idea.

If he can't pwn the oldest tnuc on the webz or a 16 yo virgin then I can only see more tears if he goes looking elsewhere :cool:

[LondonCalling]

Butthurt.

[gangsta deluxe]

Point is that he makes himself appear a tool by targeting you two(and failing to succeed).

[Syd]

If he can't pwn the oldest tnuc on the webz or a 16 yo virgin then I can only see more tears if he goes looking elsewhere :cool:

Very valid point.

[FG]

I signed up to JTV and I don't rue OR lament it ?

[gangsta deluxe]

You arent fat, or a dipstick and you dont watch neighbours.

[FG]

I did notice your absence from the channel last night so how would you know?

[Dr Andy]

I don't really think that's a good idea.

If he can't pwn the oldest tnuc on the webz or a 16 yo virgin then I can only see more tears if he goes looking elsewhere :cool:
You're a hard cunt though crackers


Nobody could pwn you mate :thumbsu:

[thegrach]

You arent fat, or a dipstick and you dont watch neighbours.
Allegedly

[Godfrey Jones]

hahahaha

[thegrach]

You're a hard cunt though crackers


Nobody could pwn you mate :thumbsu:
****. Awesome

[Godfrey Jones]

wow 5 posts by the time i wrote hahaha. its not even aimed at the right post anymore

[FG]

wow 5 posts by the time i wrote hahaha. its not even aimed at the right post anymore

quote it

[gangsta deluxe]

I did notice your absence from the channel last night so how would you know?

I am omniscient.

Will check out your channel soon though.

Give me some pedo material.

[Godfrey Jones]

quote it

it was your first post in this thread :thumbsu:

[FG]

I am omniscient.

Will check out your channel soon though.

Give me some pedo material.

Later tonight

[gangsta deluxe]

Hey CA I've got a pic of you in 30 years!

http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1061663733031_2003/08/26/26COLSTON.jpg

[LondonCalling]

Hey CA I've got a pic of you in 30 years!

http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1061663733031_2003/08/26/26COLSTON.jpg

Hahahaha! Socialist Fag, a winner is you.

[gangsta deluxe]

He died of being too fat I recall.

The same fate awaits CA, eagerly, with spices and fresh cream.

[Kingy]

I signed up to JTV and I don't rue OR lament it ?

Yea, but you're a champ.

How boozed you end up?

[LondonCalling]

He died of being too fat I recall.

The same fate awaits CA, eagerly, with spices and fresh cream.

Only difference being is that they'd let Mal Colston on a plane. No basic health and safety regulations in this region, nay country would allow it.

[FG]

Yea, but you're a champ.

How boozed you end up?

Completely sober. Was able to walk from one end of the house to the next and get all the piss in the bowl without falling over

[thegrach]

Mixing bowl?

[FG]

Mixing bowl?

Oh, sorry.

Urine into toilet bowl

[thegrach]

Looking back, that was pretty fucking lame on my part.

[Dr Andy]

Looking back, that was pretty fucking lame on my part.
Fuck off, I giggled.

[Godfrey Jones]

neither did i

[gangsta deluxe]

I took a piss in my mix bowl you deceptive mother fucker:mad::thumbsd:

[Karl Hungus]

Wow, I used to think so much more highly of you CA. I think the internets is just too much serious business for you.

[Swamp]

I rated you as a poster CA. A lot of people did. You got let in to the Drunk Tank, for fucks sake. You chose to put up the JTV cam. You chose to take the fat jibes badly. You chose to fight back with pansy, ill directed insults. There's not too many others you can blame.

[Dr Andy]

what's the drunk tank

[Swamp]

what's the drunk tank

A gar bar in Coburg where we have TLC drinks

[Dr Andy]

sounds gayerifically quaint.

[onS fo eRep]

I am now the frequent object of jokes and insults by people on here (mostly turds who wouldn't have the balls to show themselves). And I find myself wondering whether it's worth posting in threads if I'm just going to cop a bunch of fat jokes from turds :thumbsd:

Not only are you fat, but you are now an attention whore who whinges about recieving attention.

[Karl Hungus]

It's a brutal cycle:

Give me attention!!!

Ok, now I'm getting too much attention!!!

But now I want more attention!!!

[Mike Oxlong]

You got any kids?

You know what I like, 14, supple yet smooth skin with the lips of an angel.

LOL :D

[Lance Uppercut]

A lot of people did.

not me

[Travyo]

Not like it should really matter what a bunch of people on a forum think of you anyway?

[Kingy]

Not like it should really matter what a bunch of people on a forum think of you anyway?

I think you're a great bloke Trav.

[Travyo]

I think you're a great bloke Trav.
Why thank you

Have this, Full Size just to keep the topic of the thread, full size.

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/6298/23533scarlettjohansson7nl0.jpg

[Karl Hungus]

She'd look great dressed in my jizz.

[PowerKat]

I rated you as a poster CA. A lot of people did. You got let in to the Drunk Tank, for fucks sake. You chose to put up the JTV cam. You chose to take the fat jibes badly. You chose to fight back with pansy, ill directed insults. There's not too many others you can blame.

I call BS

[Kingy]

I call BS

www.justintv.com/PowerKat (http://www.justintv.com/PowerKat)


Please.

EDIT - You could even get Moby on the decks for us?

[Travyo]

Yay my full Size scarlett is back, god I love her full rack

[PowerKat]

www.justintv.com/PowerKat (http://www.justintv.com/PowerKat)


Please.

EDIT - You could even get Moby on the decks for us?

lol :D

[Godfrey Jones]

www.justintv.com/PowerKat (http://www.justintv.com/PowerKat)


Please.

EDIT - You could even get Moby on the decks for us?

i clicked it :(

[Kingy]

lol :D

I was serious :(

It'd be even better if you did it at work; I assume you wear some nice corporate attire?

Glasses PK?

[pickman]

She'd look great dressed in my jizz.
Even better in mine ;)

[PowerKat]

I was serious :(

It'd be even better if you did it at work; I assume you wear some nice corporate attire?

Glasses PK?

no cam

yes

yes - myopic

[Kingy]

no cam

yes

yes - myopic

I like it how you say 'no cam,' - like if you did have one, you'd actually do it anyway ;)

The two positive answers are pretty hot though - even if I don't know what myopic means (short-sighted I guess?).

I'm a big fan of corporate wear (and glasses on girls as well); what're we talking today PK? Black skirt, fitted blouse?

[thegrach]

no cam

yes

yes - myopic
http://img.costumecraze.com/images/vendors/disguise/18015D15-thumb2.jpg?

[crackers57]

http://img.costumecraze.com/images/vendors/disguise/18015D15-thumb2.jpg?

Sorry Kat but I lol'd

[Admiral Afterworld]

Well it seems I shall have to semi-accept the jibs and be an internet version of Stone Cold Steven Austin if you will. I shall be more amusing than eva :thumbsu:

And to those of you who said things along the lines of "I never/dont rated you as a poster" well you can go breath a room full of chlorine!!

[gangsta deluxe]

Not everybody has to cleanse themselves in that way fatty.

We'd die in a room like that.

[crackers57]

Well it seems I shall have to semi-accept the jibs and be an internet version of Stone Cold Steven Austin if you will. I shall be more amusing than eva :thumbsu:

And to those of you who said things along the lines of "I never/dont rated you as a poster" well you can go breath a room full of chlorine!!

That's not a very good start to the "more amusing" bit :cool:

[LondonCalling]

Well it seems I shall have to semi-accept the jibs and be an internet version of Stone Cold Steven Austin if you will. I shall be more amusing than eva :thumbsu:

And to those of you who said things along the lines of "I never/dont rated you as a poster" well you can go breath a room full of chlorine!!

That's not so much "What?" as it is "And that's the bottom line..."

[Ron]

Well it seems I shall have to semi-accept the jibs and be an internet version of Stone Cold Steven Austin if you will. I shall be more amusing than eva :thumbsu:

And to those of you who said things along the lines of "I never/dont rated you as a poster" well you can go breath a room full of chlorine!!

yeah i dont rated you as a poster

[Dr Andy]

Well it seems I shall have to semi-accept the jibs and be an internet version of Stone Cold Steven Austin if you will. I shall be more amusing than eva :thumbsu:

And to those of you who said things along the lines of "I never/dont rated you as a poster" well you can go breath a room full of chlorine!!
F -

[Admiral Afterworld]

What?

[Syd]

What?

Allow me to translate....

http://www.fcpp.org/images/publications/Report%20Card%20-%20Fail.jpg

You're welcome.

[tribey]

That's not a very good start to the "more amusing" bit :cool:

lol.

[Admiral Afterworld]

What?

[Dr Andy]

What?
Surely you've seen many many F- in your lifetime

[Admiral Afterworld]

What?

[Godfrey Jones]

first one to break him wins the internet

[gangsta deluxe]

CA How are you and janice going?

83RYQd-Iv_c

[crackers57]

What?

What?

What?

Shit, I think he's got a dim sim caught in his throat....he's choking :eek:

[Admiral Afterworld]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00005RIYQ.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1056700948_.jpg

[Dr Andy]

Shit, I think he's got a dim sim caught in his throat....he's choking :eek:
Actually, there is a direct correlation between how much fat and cholesterol one consumes, and how much ear wax they have - ear wax is mainly made up of these substances.

So, there's a very high chance that our fat friend here simply needs to clean his ears out.

[thegrach]

Actually, there is a direct correlation between how much fat and cholesterol one consumes, and how much ear wax they have - ear wax is mainly made up of these substances.

So, there's a very high chance that our fat friend here simply needs to clean his ears out.
Is that bullshit, or true?

[Dr Andy]

Is that bullshit, or true?
yeah mate, go look it up :thumbsu:

[Mike Oxlong]

CA How are you and janice going?

83RYQd-Iv_c

LOL, pwned by Janice, she didn't give a fuck about you. She just laughed her ass off. Guess auntie Janice was just glad you weren't her lard ass kid

You should have been proud of your 35 chins that day CA, seemed like they saved your life!!!!:thumbsu:

[LondonCalling]

http://i37.tinypic.com/t9tpjd.jpg

It's as if theres an extra chin on him each time I look at this pic. Someone should forward it to the necessary people, and maybe see if we can get him in as an extra character in the next Battletoads game.

[BuzzKillington]

Yeah, I always thought Tito and Jermaine offered more, and were more integral parts of the Jackson 5.

[Karl Hungus]

It looks like CA has been beaten into a bloodied pulp. His reputation will never recover from the size of his arse.

[Travyo]

Chin-Chan is not happy with CA and his chin hogging, at least lend her one, shit.

http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/8364/chinchan1cn7.jpg (http://www.imagehosting.com/)

[Kingy]

Chin-Chan is not happy with CA and his chin hogging, at least lend her one, shit.

http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/8364/chinchan1cn7.jpg (http://www.imagehosting.com/)


Dear Chin Chan,

I love you one Chin.

Love,

God



wat. (fucking character limits)

[LondonCalling]

Would anyone be willing to contribute toward CA's lapband gastric surgery?

It's only fair.

[Swamp]

Would anyone be willing to contribute toward CA's lapband gastric surgery?

It's only fair.

I think the only way we can all truely help is to constantly berate him for being a fat cuntload. That way he will be so hurt he may go anorexic and lets face it, probably extend his lifetime by 20+ years.

[PowerKat]

Sorry Kat but I lol'd

no worries crackers - so did I :thumbsu:

[Lach72]

Dude, the more you squeal about it the more stick you'll cop.
Didn't first grade teach you anything???

Seriously, kudos to you and a handful of others for putting themselves 'out there' with pics and links knowing they will be shooped and tormented by the TLC faithful for the lulz.

FWIW, I am not as young nor as thin as I once was. And despite the fact that many ppl here have either met me or seen a pic of me I sure as hell ain't posting one up here to feed KruZins Photoshop addiction!!

What's done is done.
All that you can do now is deal with or run away and hide like a little bitch.

Oh, do tell ;)

[Lach72]

Shit, I think he's got a dim sim caught in his throat....he's choking :eek:

Bwahahaha...he's really Lucky Grills isn't he? :D

[Ljp86]

I am now the frequent object of jokes and insults by people on here (mostly turds who wouldn't have the balls to show themselves). And I find myself wondering whether it's worth posting in threads if I'm just going to cop a bunch of fat jokes from turds :thumbsd:

Shut up fatty.

[Mike Oxlong]

Poor Tasmania :(

They're chances of getting an AFL licence have been dealt a fatal blow. Pack it up boys, it aint going to happen :( :(

I think the odds of Tasmania getting an AFL club are up there with me kicking the winning score for Essendon in a grand final

[Guy Incognito]

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm146/Bender571/ysoobese.jpg




If only I had decent photoshop skillz :(

[Ron]

I laffed

[YOTC]

You can't even quote Futurama right.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the angry dome!
http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/9707/angrydomexj3.gif

[Admiral Afterworld]

I did get the inspiration from the Futurama quote but I felt the use of the word "both" was rather pointless.

[Ben Carbonaro]

I think the only way we can all truely help is to constantly berate him for being a fat cuntload. That way he will be so hurt he may go anorexic and lets face it, probably extend his lifetime by 20+ years.

That will only decrease his confidence levels.

[Ben Carbonaro]

http://img.costumecraze.com/images/vendors/disguise/18015D15-thumb2.jpg?

That's a bit unfair, I'm sure PK doesn't wear those.

[Ratto]

Well it seems I shall have to semi-accept the jibs and be an internet version of Stone Cold Steven Austin if you will. I shall be more amusing than eva :thumbsu:

And to those of you who said things along the lines of "I never/dont rated you as a poster" well you can go breath a room full of chlorine!!
http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/political-pictures-hillary-clinton-accepting-defeat.jpg

[Ben Carbonaro]

Why did you use to use her in the graphic?

Lulz value?

[Ratto]

Why did you use to use her in the graphic?

Lulz value?
It fitted the look of the OP.

And nice to meet you :thumbsu:

[Ben Carbonaro]

Same to you Ratto. :thumbsu:

What brought you here?

[Ratto]

Same to you Ratto. :thumbsu:

What brought you here?
Mainly the lulz.

And plus (most) people on here are able to take a cuntload and not give a shit. The way Aussie should be.


Some hard men here.
http://www.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/d9/3/AAAAAol9wUsAAAAAANk_0A.png

[Ben Carbonaro]

Fair enough, some other forums just can't take the lulz eh?

[Ratto]

Fair enough, some other forums just can't take the lulz eh?
It's not really the fact that they can't take the lulz, it's that there aren't any lulz to begin with.

[Ron]

Mainly the lulz.

And plus (most) people on here are able to take a cuntload and not give a shit. The way Aussie should be.


Some hard men here.
http://www.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/d9/3/AAAAAol9wUsAAAAAANk_0A.png


Usually when i take a cuntload it squeezes on my intestines and forces me to do a shit.

But thats just me.

[Ben Carbonaro]

It's not really the fact that they can't take the lulz, it's that there aren't any lulz to begin with.

True mate, it's frustrating aint it?

[Ratto]

True mate, it's frustrating aint it?
Indeed. And I have come upon knowledge that you are one of the most knowledgeable and godlike forces on the internetz.

:cool:

[Ben Carbonaro]

Source?

I am not a god.

[onS fo eRep]

Source?

I am not a god.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Ben.carbonaro

[Ben Carbonaro]

Like that, it's all about the lulz.

[Kingy]

Like that, it's all about the lulz.

Well played Benny; good attitude mate.

[bigburger]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Ben.carbonaro


The best thing about that page is that its green.

BTW Ben Wally Foreman was an absolute legend. :thumbsu:

[Admiral Afterworld]

I always thought Wally Foreman had a rather grating voice.

[bigburger]

I always thought Wally Foreman had a rather grating voice.
You live in Mandurah and I swear to god I once used your head as a bowling ball. :thumbsu:

[Ratto]

Speaking of grating..

[Kingy]

Speaking of grating..

Where is the punchline :confused:

[Ben Carbonaro]

Well played Benny; good attitude mate.

Yeah, I can laugh at myself. :thumbsu:

[Dr Andy]

Do you really have assburgers, Benny?

[The Land Before Thyme]

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm146/Bender571/ysoobese.jpg




If only I had decent photoshop skillz :(

no this works better

[Lance Uppercut]

I did get the inspiration from the Futurama quote but I felt the use of the word "both" was rather pointless.

pointless? It's a complete fuck up without it!

[Karl Hungus]

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm146/Bender571/ysoobese.jpg




If only I had decent photoshop skillz :(
LOL...

[Karl Hungus]

Ha ha that is gold. He's is on jtv right now:

http://it.justin.tv/captain_afterworld

[gangsta deluxe]

**************

[Admiral Afterworld]

Gah, that's a bad picture :(

[gangsta deluxe]

Nah mate you look shifty in that one, like you've just nicked a picnic basket.

I like it.

[waffle]

Gah, that's a bad picture :(

Yeah, it's the picture.

[Ray Smoodiver]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2523/fatboytc1.jpg


Ahahaha, awesome Philippoussis joke CA

[LondonCalling]

Can someone send this to Jill Singer? Maybe lightning will strike twice..

[FG]

God damn it, I drank straight scotch & vermouth on my JTV channel.

You fat fucking pussy.

[dmc333]

I am now the frequent object of jokes and insults by people on here (mostly turds who wouldn't have the balls to show themselves). And I find myself wondering whether it's worth posting in threads if I'm just going to cop a bunch of fat jokes from turds :thumbsd:

Do I really have to post noodz to show my awesomeness?

[Karl Hungus]

His stupidity is only matched by his rotundness.

[Admiral Afterworld]

The youth is starting to change. Are you starting to change? Are you? Together, together, together, together, together, together, together.

[Maverick]

Haha. Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice picture

[Jack Frost]

Bump

[Spanners Watson]

Ahahaha, awesome Philippoussis joke CA

Whatever you faggot :rolleyes:

Hey Admiral, any chance you can go on JTV again sometime soon

[thegrach]

Bump
Haha. Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice bump.

[Jack Frost]

Haha. Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice bump.


It was a fair one so play on

[pepe]

Gah, that's a bad picture :(

Nah mate you look shifty in that one, like you've just nicked a picnic basket.

I like it.



Fucking Pisser....:D:thumbsu:

[Hugh Jorgen]

I am now the frequent object of jokes and insults by people on here (mostly turds who wouldn't have the balls to show themselves). And I find myself wondering whether it's worth posting in threads if I'm just going to cop a bunch of fat jokes from turds :thumbsd:

Almost 9 months on and Afterworld is still posting in threads and still copping a bunch of fat jokes.

You have to give him one thing, he's persistent.

Well two things really, he's persistent and fat.

[dmc333]

I admire the fact he's too hardcore to admit defeat.

[Banana Republican]

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/9261/toosexyforthisbox12633.jpg (http://img16.imageshack.us/i/toosexyforthisbox12633.jpg/)

[PowerKat]

Almost 9 months on and Afterworld is still posting in threads and still copping a bunch of fat jokes.

You have to give him one thing, he's persistent.

Well two things really, he's persistent and fat.

persistently fat

[T-Bone]

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/9261/toosexyforthisbox12633.jpg (http://img16.imageshack.us/i/toosexyforthisbox12633.jpg/)


More salmonella than a KFC Twister.

[tribey]

lol. thnks fr th mmrs

[Admiral Afterworld]

persistently fat

More like PERSISTENTLY SUPER COOL!

[T-Bone]

More like PERSISTENTLY SUPER COOL!


Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone has one....but in your case...........

[gangsta deluxe]

It's just an arsehole.

[PowerKat]

More like PERSISTENTLY SUPER COOL!

The last thing cool people do is call themselves cool, closely followed by using the word 'super'

[T-Bone]

The last thing cool people do is call themselves cool, closely followed by using the word 'super'

I'm super broke.

[Admiral Afterworld]

My mom thinks I'm cool.

[T-Bone]

My mom thinks I'm cool.


Thats probably because you do EVERYTHING together. :eek:

[thegrach]

I'm super broke.
I'm super hung.

[tribey]

My mom thinks I'm cool.

it's only cause you're able to adroitly piledrive her by default given your ample mass

[Admiral Afterworld]

I'm super broke.

I'm super hung.

I'm Supercheap Auto.

[Dr Andy]

Thats probably because you do EVERYTHING together. :eek:
including fuck

[Hugh Jorgen]

Bad Boy Blubby?

[T-Bone]

including fuck


Well Doc. I like to be thought as the nice guy of TLC but now you say.....

[Fapio]

FAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT

[Charles Darwin]

Fat fucker is fat.

[Cuntis Maximus]

Thank fuck that the retarded **** left WA and joined his bretheren in Victoria.

The tide in Mandurah has dropped by half a metre as well.

[T-Bone]

The tide in Mandurah has dropped by half a metre as well.


Heard the same thing.:D . Bloody bogan rellies living in Mandurah.:o .

[Ljp86]

Thank fuck that the retarded **** left WA and joined his bretheren in Victoria.

The tide in Mandurah has dropped by half a metre as well.

KFC consumption dropped by 87%.

[Karl Hungus]

Where is AA?

[Fantastic Mr Fox]

struggling with his uni atm

[wallace]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/19/funny-pictures-cat-teaches-you-the-internet.jpg

[Uleh]

Obviously going to relaunch himself as the winner of the biggest loser.

Will then be PR guy for subway.

Start selling meal replacement shakes.

1 year later will be bigger then he was pre-biggest loser.

[T-Bone]

Obviously going to relaunch himself as the winner of the biggest loser.

Will then be PR guy for subway.

Start selling meal replacement shakes.

1 year later will be bigger then he was pre-biggest loser.


Or HIV for sexually assaulting dead animals.

[thegrach]

VictoriaPolice





Oyster sauce covering the int. of Little Boundary and Geelong roads in Laverton North following truck tip over. Diversions are in place. 6 minutes ago (http://twitter.com/VictoriaPolice/status/29755987854360576) via web
Stay the fuck away Afterworld.

[Draconian]

History lesson was interesting

[Kingy]

Reps to Captain Afterworld for wearing the bucketloads of shit that have been tipped on him, and returning to post some suitably mediocre crap.