The official, "Brad Haddin, I'm Sorry" thread

[Mancey]

I always rated you mate:thumbsu::o

[peternorth]

i have always been a fan, and in dark times on this forum have defended you from the ferals seeking sustinance from your carcass.

[Catjizz Fake]

lol

I was gonna make a thread like this, but pussied out of it :D

<3 Haddin :thumbsu:

[pickman]

You didn't get your century but yes us Limbo Clubbers owe you an apology.

Can we officially make one day in the upcoming week "Brad Haddin Day"?

[Mancey]

You didn't get your century but yes us Limbo Clubbers owe you an apology.

Can we officially make one day in the upcoming week "Brad Haddin Day"?

Would renaming christmas suffice?

[peternorth]

i will write to the oxford dictionary/thesaurus group to retract this letter:

To whom it may concern,

please consider altering the following word and definition:

Brad Haddin

shit. crap. cuntload. can't catch, can't bat. cuntload of the cuntloads.

Regards

PN

[pickman]

Would renaming christmas suffice?

Boxing Day, better cricket theme!

[Mancey]

Boxing Day, better cricket theme!

And so it is written.

Gilly would have made a ton tho just quietly

[Swamp]

Still a cuntload. Should have pushed a single and faced the next over. Hallmarks of a hack.

[peternorth]

brad shouldve scored a ton still.

[LondonCalling]

Brad Haddin?

More like BAD Haddin.

[Sammy_g]

Brad Haddin?

More like BAD Haddin.

That is possibly the worst call i have heard all year and i feel dumber for having read it.

How good were those 6's tho......fucken great shots

[Mancey]

That is possibly the worst call i have heard all year and i feel dumber for having read it.



You tell him Mrs Haddin
:thumbsu:

[yessir-mustafa]

Gobby>Gilly

[pickman]

And so it is written.

Gilly would have made a ton tho just quietly

Unless I'm a ****** and didn't do it properly I'v added Brad Haddin Day to the calender for Dec.26

[LondonCalling]

That is possibly the worst call i have heard all year and i feel dumber for having read it.

How good were those 6's tho......fucken great shots

Suck my cock you weedy fuck.

[Godfrey Jones]

Unless I'm a ****** and didn't do it properly I'v added Brad Haddin Day to the calender for Dec.26

hey cool we can add our own events :) :thumbsu:

[Sammy_g]

Suck my cock you weedy fuck.

A typical response from a ****** with nothing useful to say.....and i'm sure you would enjoy having a bloke suck you off.
Just a standard day for you isn't it

[gangsta deluxe]

I dislike Haddin's overall shit c****ness thus far.

A few good performances wont change my opinion yet.

He did put in a stellar performance and put the slim possibility of a loss to bed.

However, this is South Africa. They implode against us. This is them more than Haddin and I think time will prove me right.

[LondonCalling]

A typical response from a ****** with nothing useful to say.....and i'm sure you would enjoy having a bloke suck you off.
Just a standard day for you isn't it

Suck me baby.

[Guy Incognito]

I prefer to take the Robert Walls approach and say that Haddin has only come good because of what we said which was our plan all along.

[jimmy35]

He's from NSW , no great suprise .

[valleyman]

Awesome display of batting yesterday and yet it may not be enough!!!

413 runs to win and South Africa are half way there fuck!!

GO AUSSIES!

[RoosterLad]

Haddin has always been a fantastic cricketer. He might need to come on for a bowl soon, we are battling a bit here.

[BuzzKillington]

I stand by my original sentiments

[peternorth]

haddin let through some byes in this innings.

drop him

[Runk]

haddin let through some byes in this innings.

drop him

Yes but he just dropped 'FUCK' right into the mike near the stump so I say keep him!:thumbsu: :thumbsu:

[peternorth]

Yes but he just dropped 'FUCK' right into the mike near the stump so I say keep him!:thumbsu: :thumbsu:

changed my mind. keep him and make him captain! :thumbsu:

[gangsta deluxe]

He did put in a stellar performance and put the slim possibility of a loss to bed.


Fuck.....

[Mancey]

Fuck.....

Lol...you got haddined

[peternorth]

Lol...you got haddined

lol new word!!

[Hermes]

I used to be badmouth him pretty much every chance I got... I still don't like him a whole lot but he's done alright so far.

[gangsta deluxe]

Brad "still a shitcunt" Haddin

[Captain Sensible]

Fuck me do any of you ********s know anything about cricket at all? Haddin did more than anyone apart from R. Ponting to lose Australia that test match.


GET YOUR FUCKING BODY BEHIND THE BALL YOU WEAK ****! Stop letting so many byes through.


Oh and stand closer to the stumps so that catches might carry to you.




Now carry on

[Hermes]

You know who else I fucking hate? Jason-one-good-spell-obviously-equals-consistent-awesomeness-Krejza. Stupid **** can't bowl for shit, but they're keeping him on if only because the only alternative is Cameron White.

[clarkson2scott]

You know who else I fucking hate? Jason-one-good-spell-obviously-equals-consistent-awesomeness-Krejza. Stupid **** can't bowl for shit, but they're keeping him on if only because the only alternative is Cameron White.
That's because all the fans seem to think that he's just like Shane Warne.....

Guess what? They are so wrong that it's not funny. But I will give you this, he's in the team because of an old fart by the name of Bryce McGain who is out injured.

[Legend]

Siddle and Krejza are both hacks.

[Roddy Woomble]

Fuck me do any of you ********s know anything about cricket at all? Haddin did more than anyone apart from R. Ponting to lose Australia that test match.

GET YOUR FUCKING BODY BEHIND THE BALL YOU WEAK ****! Stop letting so many byes through.

Oh and stand closer to the stumps so that catches might carry to you.

Now carry on

Yeah those 13 byes cost us the Test match you fucking idiot.

[Swamp]

Dear Brad,

Im sorry you're such a cuntload,

Swamp

[Captain Sensible]

Yeah those 13 byes cost us the Test match you fucking idiot.





Oh fuck off...

[johnnie walker]

I used to be badmouth him pretty much every chance I got... I still don't like him a whole lot but he's done alright so far.
Wait, so thats not him in your avatar?

[Whacker]

Im not sorry.

[Hermes]

Wait, so thats not him in your avatar?

Are you fucking serious?

[johnnie walker]

What the fuck do you think?

[Hermes]

Would I have asked the question if the answer was so obvious?

[LondonCalling]

Brad Haddin?

MORE LIKE BAD HADDIN

[Legend]

I get double time for working on Brad Haddin Day.

Thankyou Sir.

[Roddy Woomble]

Some nice glove work there by Hads. :thumbsu:

[Mancey]

We have a new underarm saga.

I hope they win otherwise they'll whinge about this one for 30 years

[RoosterLad]

That was a bit ordinary.

[Cuntis Maximus]

Cheating fucken c..unt.:thumbsd:


Go Kiwi's.

You deserve to win over this rabble.

What embarrashment.

[Roddy Woomble]

Cheating fucken c..unt.:thumbsd:


Go Kiwi's.

You deserve to win over this rabble.

What embarrashment.

I think they are on the take, the kiwis.

Some very strange moves tonight. Hansie like.

[Roddy Woomble]

Hads is keeping up to the stumps to Bracken. Lets see if he can manufacture another bowled!

[Mancey]

Kick em over hads!

[Mudkipz]

bunch of bandwagoning fucks

[Mancey]

Where's LC?

Sure he has something to say on the subject

[Roddy Woomble]

bunch of bandwagoning fucks

hai there. Are you an attention whore?

[Cuntis Maximus]

Where's LC?

Sure he has something to say on the subject


Anyone for tennis?

[LondonCalling]

It's been tough having to give the fapping hand such a work out using the remote between the two stations tonight.

If this goes to 5, which I think it will, Federer will fuck Nadal's shit up.

Huh? what? Oh, yeah, right..

BRAD HADDIN? MORE LIKE BAD FUCKING CHEAT HADDIN

[Cuntis Maximus]

Haven't been able to bat out 50 overs four times in a row.

Bowled 11 wides so far tonight, and had to resort to cheating.

Meh....fuck it.....where is my pet sheep!!!







Oh, and go Federrereeerrereeerr!!!!111!!!!!



Fuck that half mexicanos taco arse right up!!

[Cuntis Maximus]

AND WILL SOMEONE SHOOT THAT FUCKEN RET..ARDED SOUTH AUSTRALIAN, NON SPORTING COCKBREATH WHO IS ON ABC RADIO RIGHT NOW!!:mad:


WHAT'S HIS NAME?? THE CUNTHEAD WHO WEARS ALL OF THE CLOWN SHIRTS AND SHIT!!

HE SHITS ME ON THE FOOTY AND HE SHITS ME ON THE CRICKET!:mad: :thumbsd:

FUCKEN IDIOT SOUTH AUSTRALIANS!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!!!

[Roddy Woomble]

AND WILL SOMEONE SHOOT THAT FUCKEN RET..ARDED SOUTH AUSTRALIAN, NON SPORTING COCKBREATH WHO IS ON ABC RADIO RIGHT NOW!!:mad:


WHAT'S HIS NAME?? THE CUNTHEAD WHO WEARS ALL OF THE CLOWN SHIRTS AND SHIT!!

HE SHITS ME ON THE FOOTY AND HE SHITS ME ON THE CRICKET!:mad: :thumbsd:

FUCKEN IDIOT SOUTH AUSTRALIANS!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!!!

Warren Tredrea?

[Mancey]

Jim Brayshaw i take it?

He's from WA you do realise bushie.

[Roddy Woomble]

Jim Brayshaw i take it?

He's from WA you do realise bushie.

Im tipping Jim isnt on the ABC.

[Cuntis Maximus]

Warren Tredrea?


No...but I am sure that they are closely related.

Very closely.

[Cuntis Maximus]

Jim Brayshaw i take it?

He's from WA you do realise bushie.



No, no, no, no, fucking NO!!!!


Go Kiwis

[Cuntis Maximus]

I am in the shed fixing a pump....AND HE IS STILL SHITTING ME!!!

Fucken mong croweaters!!!

[Roddy Woomble]

Reiffel has bottled it!

[Mancey]

Reiffel has bottled it!

I was laughing at Tony greig for sounding like a fuckwit

"The bail is not off!!!"

and Pistol agreed with him.

[Swamp]

Pistol you fuckwit, that was out

[Mancey]

No, no, no, no, fucking NO!!!!


Go Kiwis

Ah yep...just flicked it on to work out who the fuck you were on about.

Yeah he's a dickhead.

And go bracks you girly haired fuck!

[Swamp]

Did Tony Greig just say NZ can sneak a tie and secure a point?

What does he think is going on out there?

[Roddy Woomble]

I blame Pistol. Bottled it. When in doubt, favour Australia.

[Travyo]

Ross Taylor more often then not Pwns us.

Terrible performance, considering NZ are about 7th in the rankings.

[Swamp]

We are so shit

[Cuntis Maximus]

Stick that up your arse CA....no not the TLC CA!

And stick that up your arse Punter!!


You are reaping the shit that you have sown.

I hope the Kiwis win 5-0!!!




AND WHAT IS THAT FUCKWIT SOUTH AUSTRALIAN COMMENTATORS NAME?????

[LondonCalling]

Barrie Robran

[Roddy Woomble]

Ross Taylor more often then not Pwns us.

Terrible performance, considering NZ are about 7th in the rankings.

By 7th, you mean 4th, right?

[Ljp86]

Reiffel should have fired him.

Seriously, the batting has been absolutely terrible so far, bowlers tried their best but 181 wasn't going to be enough, especially at the WACA. The batting card needs some stability.

[Cuntis Maximus]

Barrie Robran


Shut up....just bloody shut up!!

[LondonCalling]

Simon Tregenza?

[Roddy Woomble]

Jason Porplyzia (is hot apparently)

[Cuntis Maximus]

Simon Tregenza?

Jason Porplyzia (is hot apparently)



I said CRICKET you...you...you...COCK RADISHES!!!


I also blame you for Federer losing

[Cuntis Maximus]

maybe

[Cuntis Maximus]

definitely

[Keyser Soze]

Stick that up your arse CA....no not the TLC CA!

And stick that up your arse Punter!!


You are reaping the shit that you have sown.

I hope the Kiwis win 5-0!!!




AND WHAT IS THAT FUCKWIT SOUTH AUSTRALIAN COMMENTATORS NAME?????


You've spent too much time out in the paddock with the sheep.

Peter Booth is the name you're looking for BTW. Cuunt chowder

[Cuntis Maximus]

Peter Booth is a fucking artist.

What are you, ghey?




couldn't find Peter Booth on the ABC website....I wanna give him a serve....he fucken shits me.

[LondonCalling]

Paul Nobes.

[Cuntis Maximus]

Paul Nobes.


No, it was Graeme fucking Cornes you nigga lover!!

[LondonCalling]

Nicole Cornes?

[Cuntis Maximus]

Nicole Cornes?


No...Nicole Pratt...you tennis loving, nigga rooting cock penis!!

[Keyser Soze]

No, it was Graeme fucking Cornes you nigga lover!!

I thought he was fucking PIHL;)

[Cuntis Maximus]

I thought he was fucking PIHL;)



Hhahahahahahahaha

:D :D

And ILTH:D


LMAO!

[Hugh Jorgen]

Stick that up your arse CA....no not the TLC CA!

And stick that up your arse Punter!!


You are reaping the shit that you have sown.

I hope the Kiwis win 5-0!!!


So do I Bushie. Not just cause I hate that cheating bastard Bad Haddin and that rugrat Punter but because my olds are Kiwis and I reserve the right to switch teams at my discretion.

So coz the Kiwis won tonite I'm now a paid up Cuzzybro that worships Rossco Taylor and Dan 'The Man' Vettori. Fuck barracking for Australia anymore, it's Black Caps or bust baby.

Choice win today by the way bros. :thumbsu:

[PowerKat]

I'm happy with my earlier decision to never apologise to BH in this thread.

[Cuntis Maximus]

So do I Bushie. Not just cause I hate that cheating bastard Bad Haddin and that rugrat Punter but because my olds are Kiwis and I reserve the right to switch teams at my discretion.

So coz the Kiwis won tonite I'm now a paid up Cuzzybro that worships Rossco Taylor and Dan 'The Man' Vettori. Fuck barracking for Australia anymore, it's Black Caps or bust baby.

Choice win today by the way bros. :thumbsu:



And in 3 weeks time?

cuzzy bro.

[Hugh Jorgen]

And in 3 weeks time?

cuzzy bro.

Well I'll just have to wait and see. At the moment it's cuzzy bro rather than mate.

Here's some choice stats to chew over though bro.

Iain O'Brien>>>>>Shaun Tait.

Ross Taylor>>>>>Ricky Ponting.

Alan Brough>>>>>Bad Haddin.

[Cuntis Maximus]

Don't forget Daniel Vettori>>>>the rest of us skippys.

Yes I am a 100% skip.....but a very pissed off one.

Mind you, I have bet against Aus all year, so the bank balance looks ok:thumbsu:

[Mancey]

AND WHAT IS THAT FUCKWIT SOUTH AUSTRALIAN COMMENTATORS NAME?????

Wayne Weidemann

I'm happy with my earlier decision to never apologise to BH in this thread.

Seemed like a good idea at the time:(

[Curtis Stone]

AND WHAT IS THAT FUCKWIT SOUTH AUSTRALIAN COMMENTATORS NAME?????

Roger Rasheed?

[clarkson2scott]

You imbeciles!

First you give Brad Haddin Shit about his batting and now you are apologising to him and now you are back to giving him shit.

If the aussie cricketers decided to join up on here, they would become really defensive and angry at all of you for getting stuck into Brad Haddin.

If anyone is a cheat, It would have to be you retards.

[Cuntis Maximus]

I swear that sometimes I am convinced that this site is populated exclusively by smart arse c..unts!!!!:D

[Swamp]

I swear that sometimes I am convinced that this site is populated exclusively by smart arse c..unts!!!!:D

O RLY

[Curtis Stone]

I swear that sometimes I am convinced that this site is populated exclusively by smart arse c..unts!!!!:D

I think you'll find it's actually home to a wide variety of cunts.

You penis doodle dick cock!!!

[Cuntis Maximus]

Yes RLY.

[Swamp]

I think you'll find it's actually home to a wide variety of cunts.

You penis doodle dick cock!!!

Sht up you cabbage knob

[Cuntis Maximus]

I think you'll find it's actually home to a wide variety of cunts.

You penis doodle dick cock!!!


You cock radish, lettuce cock can SMB!!

[Curtis Stone]

You cock radish, lettuce cock can SMB!!

I've rootd heapz more womenz than u have eva in a day.

[Cuntis Maximus]

Yor a virgin cockface whose neva had a root.

And I've got a fat arse that will handle 3 dicks.

Wait wha..

[Roddy Woomble]

Joe Scuderi?

[Mancey]

Dean Lukin?

[pepe]

Dick Emery ?

[Cuntis Maximus]

Funny c..unts!!

[Keyser Soze]

Stutterin

[Cuntis Maximus]

Jesus Christ on a wooden leg.

Bad wants Vettori to apologise for calling him a cheat now!!

Anyone could see your reaction at the time Bad.

You cheating prick!!

[BuzzKillington]

still undecided..

[RoosterLad]

Marvellous innings today.

[pepe]

Marvellous innings today.


Credit where it's due :thumbsu:

[Mancey]

Marvellous innings today.
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/09/09/richiebenaud_wideweb__430x299.jpg
...really super stuff

[pickman]

Ponting's out "rested", Clarke's out injured - who do the Aussie selectors turn to lead Australia into battle in the T20 v New Zealand on Sunday... none other than TLC's old favourite Brad "Bad" Haddin! :eek:

http://au.sports.yahoo.com/cricket/news/article/-/5320797/clarke-johnson-twenty20


Uncapped Victorian batsman Rob Quiney has been brought into the Australian squad for tomorrow's Twenty20 match against New Zealand, replacing the injured Michael Clarke.

Clarke has a back injury which saw him miss last night's washed-out Chappell-Hadlee decider at the Gabba.

The 26-year-old Quiney has been in fine touch for the Bushrangers this season, battering a season-high 91 off only 57 balls in the domestic Twenty20 final, including eight sixes.

He also hammered 50 off as many deliveries in Victoria's one-day triumph over New South Wales at the MCG yesterday.

Quiney looks set to open the batting with David Warner, who spanked 47 off 45 in the same match.

Paceman Mitchell Johnson will also miss the SCG encounter because of a niggling ankle injury.

He will not be replaced with the squad reduced to 12.

Wicketkeeper Brad Haddin will captain Australia in the absence of Clarke, with Ricky Ponting being rested.

Cameron White assumes the vice-captaincy.

New Zealand has its own injury concerns with fast bowler Kyle Mills withdrawing from the match with a right Achilles tendon injury.

Brendon Diamanti will stay with the Black Caps squad as his replacement, after initially being told he would be sent home.
Batsman Ross Taylor is experiencing hamstring tightness and Peter Fulton has been placed on standby.

Australia retained the Chappell-Hadlee Trophy last night with the decider being abandoned because of torrential rain in Brisbane.
The home side amassed 4 for 168 off 22 overs, with Haddin thumping 88 not out and rookie Callum Ferguson 55 not out.

New Zealand was 6 for 123 from 14 overs when rain ended the encounter.
Haddin said the series deserved a better finish.

"Tonight was probably a disappointing end to the series, we would have liked to have had 50 overs here and had a full game," he said.

"We thought we had a bit of momentum going in the 50-over game but that's cricket, we can't do much about the weather."

[Swamp]

Cue barrage of tlc comments.... wait a minute, what kind of faggot news page doesnt have comments? fail.

[Legend]

Brad Haddin, what a player, what a man.

Fuck you Cam White how you even come close to getting a game for Australia let alone Vice Captain is unbelieveable.

[I_Love_Netball]

It was written in the stars.

[Mancey]

Ponting's out "rested", Clarke's out injured - who do the Aussie selectors turn to lead Australia into battle in the T20 v New Zealand on Sunday... none other than TLC's old favourite Brad "Bad" Haddin! :eek:

http://au.sports.yahoo.com/cricket/news/article/-/5320797/clarke-johnson-twenty20

The consistent rain falling in Sydney right now suggests to me God has a sense of humour

[RoosterLad]

100% record for the super skipper.

[peternorth]

just dropped another catch

[crackers57]

just dropped another catch


Might be easier just to let us know when he takes one

[Whacker]

Ive never been sorry. EVER!!!! FUCK YOU BAD HADDIN YOU USELESS CUNT!!!

[Curtis Stone]

Another one grassed to deny Brett Lee his best figures ever.

So Bad, Haddin. :thumbsd:

[Kingy]

Another one grassed to deny Brett Lee his best figures ever.

So Bad, Haddin. :thumbsd:

Doesn't want Bing in the First Test side, he's a true Aussie hero.

[Curtis Stone]

Phail Hughes has looked very fucking suss against the short ball.

That said, he will make a ton on debut and Pietersen will cry like a the little cunt he is. :thumbsu:

[Kingy]

Phail Hughes has looked very fucking suss against the short ball.

That said, he will make a ton on debut and Pietersen will cry like a the little cunt he is. :thumbsu:

Yea, kinda strange though, considering the Saffers already went the short stuff against him, and he carved them up.

He's prolly just sand-bagging.

[peternorth]

north has booked his spot.

why the fuck cant mcdonald get a shot?

[Curtis Stone]

north has booked his spot.

why the fuck cant mcdonald get a shot?

Hair.

[Hugh Jorgen]

north has booked his spot.

why the fuck cant mcdonald get a shot?

I think they're keeping Ronnie locked away as a secret weapon until later in the tour.

If we start losing we can then use him as a shock trooper to scare the Poms out with his rude ranga head.

[peternorth]

Phail Hughes has looked very fucking suss against the short ball.

That said, he will make a ton on debut and Pietersen will cry like a the little cunt he is. :thumbsu:

oh

I think they're keeping Ronnie locked away as a secret weapon until later in the tour.

If we start losing we can then use him as a shock trooper to scare the Poms out with his rude ranga head.

time to unleash the ranga


so on SEN this morn they woz getting nicknames for haddin. some of them were:

jesus (holes in hands)
sieve
crumpet
butterfingers
paddles

im sure tlc can provide moar

[thegrach]

If we pull off a win tonight, I vow I will never say another bad word about this bloke.

[Mancey]

Yeah ditto grach, he can even have a crack at my sister if he so wishes.

But if he goes before lunch he'll still be a shitcunt

[thegrach]

And always will be Mance.

[peternorth]

Yeah ditto grach, he can even have a crack at my sister if he so wishes.

But if he goes before lunch he'll still be a shitcunt

you should post pics of ur sister before we let bad go near her with his hands.

[hong_kong_bond]

you should post pics of ur sister before we let bad go near her with his hands.
he'd probably miss anyway and end up trying to feel up the kitchen bench

[Maverick]

Godamn it

[peternorth]

This is now the official bad haddin thread

[RoosterLad]

Time to bring Manou in I reckon.

[peternorth]

Time to bring Manou in I reckon.

crosthwaite is ready

[Hugh Jorgen]

Luke Ronchi anyone?

[Mancey]

And just like that...he's a Shitcunt again

[thegrach]

Fuck you Haddin you hack. Shit of a shot from a cunt of a bloke.








PS Learn to fucking catch.

[bigburger]

Hes always been a donkey with the gloves but his batting is first rate. On batting alone I'd have him in our test team. I've always maintained that.

[Syd]

But I was just getting on the Brad Haddin bandwagon fellas!! :(

[PowerKat]

But I was just getting on the Bad Haddin bandwagon fellas!! :(

EFA*






*L&U

[Maverick]

Oh if only the big eared hero we're still with us..

[peternorth]

bad haddin is back

[tribey]

whoa-oh bad haddin bam-ba-lam
whoa-oh bad haddin bam-ba-lam
bad haddin had a tonk (bam-ba-lam)
about as good as the tv show 'monk' (bam-ba-lam)
whoa-oh bad haddin bam-ba-lam

hold your applause til the end fellas i'll be here all night

[Mancey]

This is far more apt tribey...hardly have to change the lyrics either

Can't help myself , Bad Haddin
Well i'm running wild, lost control
And it's a shame to think
That a boy like me
Has got so many, bad habits

Well i'm off the rails
My resistance fails temptations got
A hold on me
And i can't refuse
Because i always lose
Can't help myself
Bad Haddin

[Pol Pot]

Where is the Bad Haddin your a cunt and your gloves are about as much use as Mickey Mouse's thread?