Vale CARBS

[LondonCalling]

No easy way to say this...

Our dear friend and contributor, Ben "Carbs" Carbonaro passed away unexpectedly late this afternoon.

As you all know, Carbs was the most passionate TLC'er to the end, and a fearless and tireless soldier in the battle to keep TLC within the Big group. There was no-one I felt more honoured to stand alongside, whether that was fighting the good fight in the Merrindahl Andrews fight, or swooning glams on Facebook.

Words escape me... I am going to miss you big fella. And when you get to where you're going, don't rest in peace... party on dude!

Please leave your tributes, your memories of Ben, your eulogies or whatever you feel appropriate to remember Ben by in here.

Ben was 23, and leaves behind a younger brother, and family of some descript.

More information on this shocking development as it comes to hand.

[Post Noodz?]

THIS FOR REAL :confused:

NOWAY PLEASE NO

[Team Mo']

Bull.

[Swamp]

RIP Carbs:( :( :(

My thoughts and prayers go out to Ben's family, we will always miss you and love you mate.

If only we can find out what it was that actually happened to him, and finally get some closure on this whole terrible ordeal.

[clarkson2scott]

Stop talking through your arse LC.

[LondonCalling]

Various colleagues through SEN, RMIT and Facebook have passed on whatever they know about this tragic turn of events.

Police officials are involved, is all I can say at the moment, without turning to vicious rumour and innuendo.

Tragic loss.

Somewhere in heaven, glams are being swooned right now.

[Swamp]

This truely terrible news guys. I think all we can do at a time like this is just stick together, and think, how does Ben's death affect you?
It's what he would have wanted.

[ok go]

RIP matey

and ffs mrsaffron stop being so insensitive. truly disgusting by you, let him rest

[Roddy Woomble]

Condolescences to his family and friends.

[clarkson2scott]

I reckon you guys are full of shit.

He's probably blocked you from his facebook friends list.

I can see him.

[LondonCalling]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b58/cammo86/bencarbonarorip.jpg

I'm sorry about the quality, it's the best I could do at such short notice. I'm pretty choked up right now.

[Roddy Woomble]

Sooz just replied in this thread. Maybe she knows more details as she would have been watching Fox Sports News all day.

[LondonCalling]

Maybe Suzi has something that will bring Ben's killer to justice.

[Swamp]

I think it's very rich for Suzi to be hanging around here right now, given her rumoured involvement in Ben's death.

[clarkson2scott]

Sooz just replied in this thread. Maybe she knows more details as she would have been watching Fox Sports News all day.
*farts* waves it over to Jaymin's face.

You stink.

http://www.senforums.com/forums/member.php?u=3336

you let a few farts go over on senforums.

[Ron]

At least the worms will get a feed now.

NOM NOM Dig in wormies

[clarkson2scott]

I think it's very rich for Suzi to be hanging around here right now, given her rumoured involvement in Ben's death.
Really.... Geez you are so full of it.

Is that right Hundreds of Rep points....

Oh that's right you were banned over on SenForums as well. You sad fucker

[sunnyTEE]

Suzi Olsen wrote at 5:33pm
The guys on the TLC are bagging you out. They think that you are dead

Direct from Bens Myspace.

She has a little Richard Carlton about her.

[Roddy Woomble]

Direct from Bens Myspace.

She has a little Richard Carlton about her.

How distasteful. However wouldn't expect anything less from Sooz.

[clarkson2scott]

Direct from Bens Myspace.

She has a little Richard Carlton about her.
Ben doesn't have myspace and I don't have myspace. I think you mean facebook

[LondonCalling]

hey guys, i'm posting from an anonymous location that i assure you isn't my local pub. I'm really scared. As soon as i broke the news of bens debug, there was a knock on the door i looked through the peephole and saw 3 big boys. All i heard was bath time. So i fled. I think there might be more to this than meets the eye

[BuzzKillington]

Yeah the oxford's pretty good

[waffle]

If we still had rep... oooh london calling, you'd be in such trouble :mad:

[Roddy Woomble]

hey guys, i'm posting from an anonymous location that i assure you isn't my local pub. I'm really scared. As soon as i broke the news of bens debug, there was a knock on the door i looked through the peephole and saw 3 big boys. All i heard was bath time. So i fled. I think there might be more to this than meets the eye

Your not at the Sundowner are you?

[Cath]

LC you made me sweaty with fear. I will not rest until Benny posts here. :(

[Godfrey Jones]

LC you made me sweaty with fear. I will not rest until Benny posts here. :(

ben's facebook:

Suzi Olsen wrote at 10:33am
The guys on the TLC are bagging you out. They think that you are dead.

[Brenno]

bens death has given me an erection,

i will fap in memory of you ben

fap fap fappity fap

[BuzzKillington]

LC you made me sweaty
oh yeah keep going

[Mancey]

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/4866/benrw2.jpg

[Post Noodz?]

i will never forget u Ben, never, this isn't the end it's just the beginning

[Post Noodz?]

And i, ei will always love u oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh

[Post Noodz?]

Ben as u read this from heaven do u find it annoying that i have 3 posts in a row?

[PetWussy]

Ben would be proud of your post-whoring skills.

[Ron]

Better make that 4 Ben u touched me in many places and i will continually fap to the image of ur skinnies and nikes

fail

[Post Noodz?]

fail


was to busy fapping my mistake

[Legend]

I love you forever and always Benny

[Post Noodz?]

In Memory of Ben i suggest we start up a scholarship program that will endovour to help other asburgers suffers who dream of 1 day being a journalist

[Mike Oxlong]

may the assburgers be juicy in Taard heaven :(

[Post Noodz?]

may the assburgers be juicy in Taard heaven :(


U wanna have a go?

U fuckstick

[Mike Oxlong]

U wanna have a go?

U fuckstick

a go at what?

[Post Noodz?]

just saying.... u've got 14 days

[Guy Incognito]

may the assburgers be juicy in Taard heaven :(

I heard they're 5 times as juicy;)

[Post Noodz?]

I heard they're 5 times as juicy;)


U wanna have a go 2?

i'm going to unleash my fury

[johnnie walker]

Calm down, for Carbs' sake.

[BuzzKillington]

Ben would not want all this senseless anger

[Post Noodz?]

Starts singing


AMAZING GRACE, HOW SWEET THE CARBS, WAS LOST BUT NOW I'VE FOUND AFTERWORLD IS ROUND

Sheeds a few tears

[Legend]

Benny was all for the lulz not the hate

[johnnie walker]

:thumbsu::D

[Bob.]

SEN won't be the fucking same.

[Kerrby]

SEN won't be the fucking same.
Neither will Steve.

[Bob.]

Neither will Steve.

Neither will Trent, keep walking arsehole.

[Post Noodz?]

Has any1 thought about extracing seamen from the dead corpse that we all new as carbs and insert it into swooned glams Ben had previously cum across. The Benny C legacy must continue.

I am willing to extract said seamen for Benny and for the lulz

[Kerrby]

Neither will Trent, keep walking arsehole.
How was the bahamas? Seems made up to me.

[Post Noodz?]

It must've been love, but it's over now,

It must've been love, but it's over now

[Team Mo']

It's just gotta happen.

VVVVVVVVVVVVV

[Post Noodz?]

i say a little prey for u
i say a little prey for u
forever and ever u stay in my heart and i will love u forever and ever don't let my heartbroke for u.

[Bob.]

i say a little prey for u
i say a little prey for u
forever and ever u stay in my heart and i will love u forever and ever don't let my heartbroke for u.

Put something in your fucking sig.

[Post Noodz?]

Respect Bob

[Mike Oxlong]

just saying.... u've got 14 days

hmmmm, 2 weeks, tops

p.s. if some fuckwit tries posting under dead carbs account, i say we give it to them with both barrel rolls.

that would be bloody low.

[Jather Fack]

Would you know my name
If I saw you in heaven
Will it be the same
If I saw you in heaven
I must be strong, and carry on
Cause I know I don't belong
Here in heaven

[tribey]

http://i39.tinypic.com/lfya9.png

[FG]

Even in times like this, tribey, I have to laugh at that.

[Ron]

Quality

[Curtis Stone]

To the Carbonaro's and extended family. I am truley sorry for your lots.

Clinton Grybas passed away as well. Just heard. Stunned.

[LondonCalling]

Words fail me at this most difficult of difficult times.

Io voglio viaggiare in Italia in paese dei limoni
Brigade Rosse e la Mafia cacciano
sulla Strada del Sol.
Distruzione della Lira Gelati Motta con brio

Tecco mecco con ragazza ecco
la mamma de amore mio.

Sentimento grandioso per Italia
baciato da sole calda
borsellino e vuoto totale
percio mangio sempre solo.

Spaghetti Carbonara - e una Coca Cola
Carbonara - e una Coca Cola

Carbonara - e una Coca Cola
Carbonara - e una Coca Cola

Scusi
senorina
willst du auch'n Spliff ?
Oder stehst du nur auf Männer mit Schlips ?
Ich hab' sonst nichts was ich dir geben kann

aber blond bin ich
is das vielleicht nix ?

Amaretto ist ein geiles Zeug - ich
bin schon lull und lall

hab' keine Ahnung ob du mich verstehst

doch du lächelst und mein Herz tut'n Knall.

Belladonna
ich lad dich jetzt zum Essen ein -
mangiare
tu capito ? andiamo !
Asti Spumante wird es nicht gerade sein !
Aber dafür gibt's schon wieder mal -

Spaghetti Carbonara - e una Coca Cola
Carbonara - e una Coca Cola

Carbonara - e una Coca Cola
Carbonara - e una Coca Cola

P_HYmLzxj2Y

[clarkson2scott]

You guys are just doing this so that you can get stuck into him.

It's a good thing that he's not posting on here. He can't see your posts.

[rumblah]

You're a fucking wanker LC, I fucking hate you so much.

[tribey]

You're a fucking wanker LC, I fucking hate you so much.

plz elabor8, violet rumble

[Guy Incognito]

You're a fucking wanker LC, I fucking hate you so much.

Lets not shoot the messenger mate, we're all hurting in this hard time


there there, there there
http://i708.photobucket.com/albums/ww88/Bender175/1231197557801.gif

[Rubber Pants]

The only thing that's keeping me going through this difficult time is knowing that Ben will be reunited with his red clip board.

It will be a joyous reunion.

[bzparkes]

Clinton Grybas passed away as well. Just heard. Stunned.


Where have you been hiding? Under some damp rock? Grybas died a year ago mate...

[Godfrey Jones]

Where have you been hiding? Under some damp rock? Grybas died a year ago mate...

idiot.

[Higgs Boson]

So... so how am I going to get my netball news now? :(

[The Third Olsen]

This is just fucking sick.

Grow the fuck up, LC

[clarkson2scott]

You guys should be banned for making up so much shit.

[FarQue]

Can someone get in touch with the High Command and ask if the Interweb can be turned off?

Just for a minute.

Out of respect and all.

[Banana Republican]

She hasnt done that module at tafe yet

[clarkson2scott]

Can someone get in touch with the High Command and ask if the Interweb can be turned off?

Just for a minute.

Out of respect and all.
I can get the admins to ban you for believing the rubbish that is going on.

[FarQue]

That's silly doing a Tafe course on the Interwebs when you can get a PhD from India to turn it off for $1.35...for an extra $1 he will also make a collection call to your cousin that you lended $50 and the cuntload never paid you back.

Just sayin

[Kerrby]

This is just fucking sick.

Grow the fuck up, LC
Why is it the noobs that get so pissed off?

[rumblah]

Why is it the noobs that get so pissed off?
Cause it's not right.

[clarkson2scott]

Why is it the noobs that get so pissed off?
Because it is sick of you and everyone else who are trying to encourage the n00bs to get banned.
Why do you want idiots to go and make up so many pointless threads for?

Learn to think fuckwit.

[LondonCalling]

a piece of what?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[rumblah]

a piece of what?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
You're a fucking piece of shit!

I thought you were a decent bloke, until last night. Waste of a human life you are. Anyone will tell you I'm here for the lulz, but fuck me, you're a fuckin idiot.

[LondonCalling]

You're a fucking piece of shit!

I thought you were a decent bloke, until last night. Waste of a human life you are. Anyone will tell you I'm here for the lulz, but fuck me, you're a fuckin idiot.

Guess a headjobs out the question?

[rumblah]

Guess a headjobs out the question?
Go fuck yourself.

[Ray Smoodiver]

Go fuck yourself.

Benny C probabley wishes that he could go fuck himself, stop being an insensitive ****, it's a hard time for all of us

[clarkson2scott]

Benny C probabley wishes that he could go fuck himself, stop being an insensitive ****, it's a hard time for all of us
Go fuck yourself.

Why believe these rumours when you know that they aren't true?

[rumblah]

Benny C probabley wishes that he could go fuck himself, stop being an insensitive ****, it's a hard time for all of us
Erm... Who are you?

[Ray Smoodiver]

Erm... Who are you?

Just a concerned citizen, trying to make his way in the world

[clarkson2scott]

Just a concerned citizen
Shut up nOOb:thumbsd: :mad:

You might be a concerned citizen but you are one very gullible idiot as well.

[crackers57]

Erm... Who are you?

Oh, that's just Ray :thumbsu:

[rumblah]

Just a concerned citizen, trying to make his way in the world
So wait, I'm insensitive for tellin him to go fuck himself, yet hes right, for making up this tripe, AND asking for a head job.

TBH, I couldn't care what you, or anyone else in London's fan club think, there are some people on here than know when things get too deep.

[Guy Incognito]

Oh, that's just Ray :thumbsu:

I've heard everybody loves him

[Ray Smoodiver]

So wait, I'm insensitive for tellin him to go fuck himself, yet hes right, for making up this tripe, AND asking for a head job.

TBH, I couldn't care what you, or anyone else in London's fan club think, there are some people on here than know when things get too deep.

http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u347/reverendmeta/internet_serious_business2.jpg

Besides if Ben was still alive then he would see the lulz, he really took one for the team

[rumblah]

http://www.biggletech.com/stuff/forumpics/lame.jpg

I'm as tough as you now.

[Ray Smoodiver]

http://www.biggletech.com/stuff/forumpics/lame.jpg

I'm as tough as you now.

Fuck.

[crackers57]

http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u347/reverendmeta/internet_serious_business2.jpg

Besides if Ben was still alive then he would see the lulz, he really took one for the team

http://www.biggletech.com/stuff/forumpics/lame.jpg

I'm as tough as you now.

Gimp fight

[Kerrby]

Gimp fight
Gimp referee.

[crackers57]

Gimp referee.

Virgin Gimp

[# 28]

Has anyone noticed on the home page of TLC that Ben is online??

[Bob.]

Katich isn't a gimp.

[Kerrby]

Virgin Gimp
Gimp Fight Part II.

[crackers57]

Gimp Fight Part II.

Gimp Harder

[LondonCalling]

TBH, I couldn't care what you, or anyone else in London's fan club think,

I'd be more surprised if people knew who I was on here, let alone had my own fan club.

Anyone will tell you I'm here for the lulz

I've heard this quote used a few times here. I think it's the new "Now don't get me wrong, NOBODY enjoys a joke more than I do" as commonly espoused by balding old men in overpriced polo shirts.

[crackers57]

I've heard this quote used a few times here. I think it's the new "Now don't get me wrong, NOBODY enjoys a joke more than I do" as commonly espoused by balding old men in overpriced polo shirts.

Leave me out of this :mad:

[MC_Bomba]

good knowing you buddy RIP

[Roddy Woomble]

I'd be more surprised if people knew who I was on here, let alone had my own fan club.

You are the d00d that had the hot junkie housemates. Can you post n00dz now you dont live there anymore?

[Bob.]

good knowing you buddy RIP

MC Bomba.

[Kerrby]

MC Bomba.
Is a fag.

[clarkson2scott]

Is a fag.
Grow up Kerrby

[Guy Incognito]

You are the d00d that had the hot junkie housemates. Can you post n00dz now you dont live there anymore?

Nah, he's better known as the guy who fucked one of the Veronicas

[Swamp]

This thread just keeps on delivering

[Dandy_GO]

somebody do a pictorial retrospective of Carbs.

[Ben Carbonaro]

Has anyone noticed on the home page of TLC that Ben is online??

It was because I had logged on to see what all the fuss was about.

[Ben Carbonaro]

You're a fucking piece of shit!

I thought you were a decent bloke, until last night. Waste of a human life you are. Anyone will tell you I'm here for the lulz, but fuck me, you're a fuckin idiot.

Good to know that someone thought the suggestion that I had died was a dog act. :thumbsu:

[Mike Oxlong]

Good to know that someone thought the suggestion that I had died was a dog act. :thumbsu:

ben stop haunting your user account and be dead god dam it. :mad:

[Ben Carbonaro]

How can I haunt it when I am in fact alive?

[Mike Oxlong]

How can I haunt it when I am in fact alive?

just like that dude from the 6th sense you just think you are, but you're not, unfortunately, for you, sorry.

[Ron]

I SEE DEAD BEN

[LondonCalling]

Guys,

I feel kinda awkward saying this, as I hope you don't mock me for it, which could happen given this site.

But, I feel I'm really not taking Ben's death well. Not well at all, in fact.

I keep seeing his posts in threads, as if things were normal, and I'd never even heard the news of his untimely death. I feel like I'm seeing things. Like when Alf used to see Ailsa. I need to tell myself that Ben's not coming back.

That these posts in the threads aren't Ben, but just a figment of my imagination that wants to cling to the idea that Ben's still here.

Can anyone help me here?

[rumblah]

Guys,

I feel kinda awkward saying this, as I hope you don't mock me for it, which could happen given this site.

But, I feel I'm really not taking Ben's death well. Not well at all, in fact.

I keep seeing his posts in threads, as if things were normal, and I'd never even heard the news of his untimely death. I feel like I'm seeing things. Like when Alf used to see Ailsa. I need to tell myself that Ben's not coming back.

That these posts in the threads aren't Ben, but just a figment of my imagination that wants to cling to the idea that Ben's still here.

Can anyone help me here?
God you annoy me.

[LondonCalling]

Dude, I know some Pricelines that are open late, that may have some sort of ointment or cream you can use for that butthurt of yours?

[clarkson2scott]

LC,

You like to make up a lot of shit my friend. Hence the reason why you were put on my ignore list in the first place.

Stop fucking around and grow the hell up.

[LondonCalling]

LC,

You like to make up a lot of shit my friend. Hence the reason why you were put on my ignore list in the first place.

Stop fucking around and grow the hell up.

IGNORE LIST?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[gangsta deluxe]

Im on her list too I think.:thumbsd: :mad:

[valleyman]

Good to know that someone thought the suggestion that I had died was a dog act. :thumbsu:

Fucking huge dog act.... That's fucked up man...

Good to hear you are alive and well.

Whoever started this should be fucking banned.

[pepe]

Fucking huge dog act.... That's fucked up man...

Good to hear you are alive and well.

Whoever started this should be fucking banned.



Banned and thrown to the dogs, I didn't sleep for nights and am now addicted to sleeping pills and smack,

If I ever catch up with that LC motherfucker, he will get a piece of my mind allright

[Ben Carbonaro]

God you annoy me.

Join the club mate, I said I was alive but LC seemed to ignore that.

[Ben Carbonaro]

Fucking huge dog act.... That's fucked up man...

Good to hear you are alive and well.

Whoever started this should be fucking banned.

Thanks mate. :thumbsu:

Word has got out about it all and said that the person/s responsible for posting the first thread saying I was dead should be belted.

Will teach them not to fuck with me.

[LondonCalling]

Would you say I have two weeks tops to rectify this?

[Ron]

Uh oh the hitmen for the aspergers mafia are gonna get ya.

[LondonCalling]

Yeah, not wrong, tad worried, but at the same time, I have a funny feeling they'd believe anything I'd tell them.

[Ben Carbonaro]

Two weeks tops to tell everyone that I was never actually dead.

[Roddy Woomble]

Two weeks tops to tell everyone that I was never actually dead.

If he doesn't, what are you going to do Ben?

[BuzzKillington]

how many days is that?

[thegrach]

If he doesn't, what are you going to do Ben?
Ben will be the one doing the slapping if that is the case

[LondonCalling]

No doubt Ben got a stimulus packages despite his death. EVERYONE knew Ben died, but noooo, obviously not our dickhead Prime Minister who gave him a stimulus package anyway. Doesn't he get enough fake disability payments anyway?

I wonder if Serge Carbonaro got one as well despite going back to Italy (and not being heard from since?)

[thegrach]

You think Serge might be sleeping with the fishes LC?

[Hugh Jorgen]

You think Serge might be sleeping with the fishes LC?

Would be an improvement on his son sleeping with the pigs.

[CatCake]

Would be an improvement on his son sleeping with the pigs.

:D:D

[Swamp]

Classic.

[gangsta deluxe]

OMG

Erin is cheating on Ben:(

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/3848/withminson.jpg

WITH WILL MINSON!!!!!:eek:

[Swamp]

no yes

[gangsta deluxe]

Didnt you get that backwards?

I know you like it rough swampy.

Edit: Ahhh... edit in time very nice

[Spanners Watson]

Bit grey there Erin?

One of the only females that i've seen who's bigger then Will

[Mancey]

Nice grey roots. What is she 45?

[peternorth]

will minson????

in the bigfooty SEN thread benny said WM was arrogant. now i see why they dont see eye to eye

[gangsta deluxe]

She is 24!

[gangsta deluxe]

will minson????

in the bigfooty SEN thread benny said WM was arrogant. now i see why they dont see eye to eye

I know Pete...

He has some competition does our Benny.

[gangsta deluxe]

She met Will after a wild night with these two lads....:(

Poor Ben, cuckolded!

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/3825/gilbeewelsh.jpg

[Mancey]

oooh lacey

[Swamp]

Excuse me for a tic guys, I just have to go stab out my eyes with something pointy

[peternorth]

Excuse me for a tic guys, I just have to go stab out my eyes with something pointy

her breasts maybe pointy....

[Swamp]

pfft, as if. theyed be all floppy and soft and sweaty and thin like pancakes. if she didn't weigh 90kg theyed be bee stings.

[Ant_]

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/3848/withminson.jpg


Wtf is that thing next to Minson?

[Travyo]

*stares blankly at screen*

:/

[The Land Before Thyme]

She is 24!

Stone?

[Travyo]

Higher

[Curtis Stone]

Nice grey roots. What is she 45?

Stone?

By the way don't knock grey roots. :thumbsd:

Surprised Crackers didn't have something to say about that. Had one on the weekend from all reports.

[Spanners Watson]

She met Will after a wild night with these two lads....:(

Poor Ben, cuckolded!

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/3825/gilbeewelsh.jpg

Old Lindsey and Scotty Welsh look disgusted

[Cath]

She met Will after a wild night with these two lads....:(

Poor Ben, cuckolded!

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/3825/gilbeewelsh.jpg


Maybe my eyes are playing sexy tricks on me but it seems as if she's wearing a see-through top over a lacy mid-drift revealing top... in which case, for the sake of my eyeballs, i'm praying Benny has the brains to set it on fire and ban her from wearing it ever again!

[Roddy Woomble]

Are my eyes deceiving me or has she caught a bad dose of 'Rape Eyes' off Carbs? :eek:

[gangsta deluxe]

Poor Lindsay doesn't know what is going to happen.

[LondonCalling]

It looks as though Scott Welsh has told her to stick a couple of digits up Lindsay's poohole, and she's done the deed at the last minute, much to Welshy's amusement and Lindsay's shock

[Spanners Watson]

Jesus christ she is hideous in that pic. Grey hair, fat face, she looks like she's getting more obese. Vale Ben

[Travyo]

Ben said she has lost 30 kilos?

[Spanners Watson]

She's starting to look like Mr Larson from Happy Gilmore.

[peternorth]

isnt black supposed to be slimming?

[Travyo]

Ben Carbonaro just writing up another VFL yarn and then need to get ready to head off to the Vixens press conference. Looking forward to dinner with my beautiful girl Erin and her family, happy 50th to her Mum Chris. Love you Erin

Nathan Cassar at 11:14am July 8
Ur a faggot

Ben Carbonaro at 11:14am July 8
Why?


Do we have a Nathan Cassar in the house? awesome job

[Kingy]

Rofl, what a legend.

[thegrach]

N. Cassar- 3 votes. (Say it to yourself with the usual terrible Dimetriou pronunciation)

[Mancey]

A.D. would go the Kay-zar i reckon

[thegrach]

It would be some crazy shit, probably assume the c was silent or something. Fucking greasy cunt.

[peternorth]

Rofl, what a legend.

i agree, give than man a knighthood

[Maverick]

So hot in that pic.


The swamp rat in the middle, not so much

[Swamp]

So hot in that pic.


The swamp rat in the middle, not so much

Oi

Our rats are hotter then that

[CATS]

Poor Ben. Erin is twice the man he will ever be - twice as wide and tall :(

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs085.snc1/5045_93264823810_630908810_2050958_3640306_n.jpg

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs105.snc1/5045_93264853810_630908810_2050962_4876294_n.jpg

one...two...three..I am getting lost in all those chins :o

[Maverick]

Go to bed Cats


Seriously though, those pics are fucking disturbing

[CATS]

Go to bed Cats


Thanks. Been waiting all night for you to give me permission. :)

<3 you long time Meg!


LOL - just noticed in the first pic, Erin's chin is as big as Ben's forehead! hahahah

[Mike Oxlong]

pretty low Cats, very nasty of you indeed. :(

[Mike Oxlong]

haha, had ya worried i caught the ghey!!!!

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h160/scottlin/carbs-and-erin-hut.jpg

[CATS]

haha, had ya worried i caught the ghey!!!!

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h160/scottlin/carbs-and-erin-hut.jpg

Looks like he has dumped Erin and made an improvement! :thumbsu:
Good find Mike! :p

[Maverick]

Thanks. Been waiting all night for you to give me permission. :)

<3 you long time Meg!

You comin' or not?


LOL - just noticed in the first pic, Erin's chin is as big as Ben's forehead! hahahah

Haha. Fucking hell.

Watta catch!

[CATS]

pretty low Cats, very nasty of you indeed. :(

The picture showed up on my facebook. I couldnt not share - where is the TLS love in that??

I am all about the people, Mike. All about the people! :)

[CATS]

You comin' or not?


I'm already waiting in bed - where are you? :p

[Maverick]

I'm under it.. WTF are you doing on it? Where's the fun in that?

[CATS]

I'm under it.. WTF are you doing on it? Where's the fun in that?

Under it?? :eek: You must be very tiny indeed. My mattresses sit on the floor! :eek:

Gimme 2 minutes, I'll see if I can squeeze under! ;)

[Mike Oxlong]

I feel funny posting in a thread where i know the poster who posted 2 before me is jerking himself silly

[Maverick]

Under it?? :eek: You must be very tiny indeed. My mattresses sit on the floor! :eek:

Gimme 2 minutes, I'll see if I can squeeze under! ;)

Ohh you're at your place? Well there's the first problem there.

[Mike Oxlong]

The picture showed up on my facebook. I couldnt not share - where is the TLS love in that??

I am all about the people, Mike. All about the people! :)

and i couldn't help but shoop it kruz style

[CATS]

Ohh you're at your place? Well there's the first problem there.

I thought something didnt add up. It was just too quiet here

Either you are a very quiet fapper or your typing skills are better than that of Stephen Hawkings!

[Maverick]

I'm just an impressive guy.

I was a top pilot back in the day.. Some say I was the best

[Mike Oxlong]

I'm just an impressive guy.

I was a top pilot back in the day.. Some say I was the best

You were just on TV1 on foxtel!!!!!!

BTW, goose is dead, sorry for your lots.

and Iceman was the best pilot too

[Maverick]

Yeah, my biopic was pretty good.

It's a shame about Goose.. He was good man

Iceman was shit.. No one likes Iceman.. It was later revealed he touched little boys on his days off.

[CATS]

BTW, goose is dead, sorry for your lots.


It's a shame about Goose.. He was good man




Should we start a Vale Goose Thread. It only feels appropriate, given the circumstances :(

[Maverick]

Do it.

Now he's gone I see to have lost that loooovin' feeeeling

[Mike Oxlong]

Yeah, my biopic was pretty good.

It's a shame about Goose.. He was good man

Iceman was shit.. No one likes Iceman.. It was later revealed he touched little boys on his days off.

still is a good man :mad:

just a little dead but he's still good, he's still good

[Haddo]

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs085.snc1/5045_93264823810_630908810_2050958_3640306_n.jpg





It's like she's leading a lamb to the slaughter, almost Fritzl like.

[peternorth]

Poor Ben. Erin is twice the man he will ever be - twice as wide and tall :(

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs085.snc1/5045_93264823810_630908810_2050958_3640306_n.jpg



one...two...three..I am getting lost in all those chins :o

It's like she's leading a lamb to the slaughter, almost Fritzl like.

there is something really wrong with this. the way theyre standing, doesnt seem natural (not that jabba the hut 2 is). id like to propose that this relationship is a setup, if not for lulz then for some sadistic reason

[Haddo]

http://www.radiotimes.com/content/features/galleries/blackadder/01/mainImage.jpg


http://harpcore.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/blackadder1_queen_396x222.jpghttp://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs085.snc1/5045_93264823810_630908810_2050958_3640306_n.jpg

I knew i'd seen that expression before, Benny's dating the Spanish Infanta

[Banana Republican]

Nice grey roots. What is she 45?
back in 5[/crackers]

[Travyo]

Seriously photo looks creepy as hell.

[Catjizz Fake]

Are my eyes deceiving me or has she caught a bad dose of 'Rape Eyes' off Carbs? :eek:

It's aspergers syndrome eyes mate

just think of them as advanced robots or aliens who are trying to integrate them into society. they try and be enthusiastic about things they can not be interested about it is obvious they are faking it.

[RoosterLad]

There was an assburgers report in a liftout in todays Advertiser, apparently sufferers feel most comfortable with dogs.

[Ant_]

http://harpcore.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/blackadder1_queen_396x222.jpg

I knew i'd seen that expression before, Benny's dating the Spanish Infanta

hahahaha :thumbsu:

[crackers57]

back in 5[/crackers]

I have more respect for my cock*





*may or may not be true

[peternorth]

danger danger new show on ch 9 soon - danve ur arse off. fat girls dancing then doing the biggest loser weigh off....

[Marble Madness]

Is ....love you erin! on the show?

[peternorth]

alive....
Unfortunately, I missed the preliminary final yesterday due to football stats work clashing but have taped the game and will try to have a look during the week if time permits.

I'll definitely be at the grand final on Sunday, got a ticket for my girl friend today and will be there reporting on the game as I have been doing for virtually every Vixens home game this year.

[thegrach]

Doesn't he mean "Got two tickets for my girlfriend"?

[Travyo]

Lulz

[yssup_MasTr]

Been following ben on twitter, epic reading

[peternorth]

Been following ben on twitter, epic reading
lol!!!

On my way into uni for my second lat semester ever. If only I had not failed advanced tv journalism, need to stop being slack.

[crackers57]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/2949/createdatwwwfototrixcomf.jpg

[Picko99]

*sigh* Looks like this time, it might be real...

http://www.news.com.au/world/woman-kills-boyfriend-by-sitting-on-him/story-e6frfkz0-1225822572923

Woman kills boyfriend by sitting on him

A WOMAN who weighed 136kg has pleaded guilty to killing her much smaller boyfriend - by sitting on him.

I wonder when the autism kicked in...

[Latte with one]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/2949/createdatwwwfototrixcomf.jpg

A serious attempt at photoshop on the interwebz?

Mez don't think so

[Hobby Farmer]

Thanks Ben

[Latte with one]

What you talkin about, Willis?

[bogan4life(retired)]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/2949/createdatwwwfototrixcomf.jpg


I thought benny would have a lot better taste in suits tbh

[peternorth]

I thought benny would have a lot better taste in women tbh

e f a.

[Latte with one]

What makes you think his taste in women would be better?

It shows that he's not a pretentious twat.

[peternorth]

i hope shes not doing it to leech of carbs $$$

[Latte with one]

Do you really think so?

[T-Bone]

Do you really think so?


Its not for her Miranda Kerr looks.

[Da Beast]

Errrr...his Brad Pitt looks.

[bogan4life(retired)]

What makes you think his taste in women would be better?

It shows that he's not a pretentious twat.
Is this you admitting that you dont find erin physically attractive

[FG]

Ben do you actually find Erin sexy

[Cuntis Maximus]

Is this you admitting that you dont find erin physically attractive

Ben do you actually find Erin sexy


They connect on an intellectual level.

Ben is too professional to even think about violating her pearly gates of passion.

[Mike Oxlong]

I wonder if he tongued her asshole?????

[peternorth]

^^

im gonna be sick

[Runk]

I wonder if he tongued her asshole?????

Prob cost him $6 if it was on the menu.

[Swamp]

I wonder if he tongued her asshole?????

Well Ben?

[Latte with one]

Well Ben?

Too rude a question.

[Curtis Stone]

Too rude a question.

That's a yes as far as I'm concerned. :thumbsu:

Pics?

[Latte with one]

That's a yes as far as I'm concerned. :thumbsu:

Pics?

It was far from a yes.

[Latte with one]

Not a loving relationship if you don't both partake in some rimming, imo

True, but it's not worth discussing on a public forum such as this one.

[Curtis Stone]

Not a loving relationship if you don't both partake in some rimming, imo

True.

Good lord this is sigworthy.

[Jather Fack]

time to fuck those those useless Aussie cricketers off anyway

[NSWCROW]

Dear god it's been too long :D

Logged in for first time in AT LEAST 100 YEARS and see the words " vale carbs "
I too felt the chill down the spine as i remembered i hadn't seen the great one on my newsfeed in quite a while....then i remembered i'd blocked him cos all he ever wanted to talk about was Frankston and the netball :eek:

[Cuntis Maximus]

Dear god it's been too long :D

Logged in for first time in AT LEAST 100 YEARS and see the words " vale carbs "
I too felt the chill down the spine as i remembered i hadn't seen the great one on my newsfeed in quite a while....then i remembered i'd blocked him cos all he ever wanted to talk about was Frankston and the netball :eek:

No you didn't.

You searched his name.

[Higgs Boson]

Good lord this is sigworthy.

Agree. Needed an update.

[Latte with one]

No you didn't.

You searched his name.

Someone blocked me.....:eek::D

[Kent Muscle]

Someone blocked me.....:eek::D

I'm here if you need a shoulder to cry on during this very traumatic time.

[Latte with one]

I'm here if you need a shoulder to cry on during this very traumatic time.

Not crying at all.....

[resting]

LEAN ON ME, WHEN YOU'RE NOT STRONG. I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND, I'LL HELP YOU CARRY ON.