The Official Ben Carbonaro Grieving Thread

[FG]

Hello everyone.

I know we're all feeling very emotional and vulnerable right now, but I would like you all to please post your messages of love and support to Ben and his family in this thread. Treat it as if it were his funeral.

Thank you, and good luck with the grieving process.

I ask that this thread be stickied.

[johnnie walker]

This thread is sticky on my computer...
I did it for Ben...

[Post Noodz?]

no matey

[yssup_MasTr]

is this legit or just bullshit?

[Post Noodz?]

is this legit or just bullshit?


it's legit bullshit :thumbsu:

[Guy Incognito]

This thread is sticky on my computer...
I did it for Ben...

Thats just silly

[Guy Incognito]

no matey

Whats wrong?

[BuzzKillington]

benny you were an inspiration. you will be missed.

vale.

[Guy Incognito]

is this legit or just bullshit?
Do you like net ball?

[Jack Frost]

Ben, the two of us need look no more
We both found what we were looking for
With a friend to call my own
I'll never be alone
And you, my friend, will see
You've got a friend in me
(you've got a friend in me)

Ben, you're always running here and there
You feel you're not wanted anywhere
If you ever look behind
And don't like what you find
There's one thing you should know
You've got a place to go
(you've got a place to go)

I used to say "I" and "me"
Now it's "us", now it's "we"
I used to say "I" and "me"
Now it's "us", now it's "we"
Ben, most people would turn you away
I don't listen to a word they say
They don't see you as I do
I wish they would try to
I'm sure they'd think again
If they had a friend like Ben
(a friend) Like Ben
(like Ben) Like Ben

[Guy Incognito]

benny you were an inspiration. you will be missed.

vale.

You ruined my tribute

[Legend]

Good evening everybody. Firstly, to Mia and all of Benny's family, from my family to yours, our deepest sympathies and condolences. I think this memorial should be a joyful one, and not mournful one. We, after all, have to keep in mind who we are here to celebrate, and what he would have preferred. I hope somebody will speak today of the specifics of what Benny achieved as a journalist, but all I can do today is talk directly to my friend, my mate, Benjamin.

Your passing has suspended reality for all of us. It was way too soon, and completely unfair on all accounts. I know as humble as you always were, that you would still be pleased to know that the world sends its love and that people all over this planet have been grieving. We've all lost a friend, we've lost a champion, and we're gonna take some time adjust to that.

[BuzzKillington]

You ruined my tribute
it's only right that someone else makes this thread all about them

[gangsta deluxe]

This was our song.

Vo_0UXRY_rY

I am devastated beyond words...

[Guy Incognito]

This was our song.

Vo_0UXRY_rY

I am devastated beyond words...

I guess its appropriate that steve tyler looks like death :(

[gangsta deluxe]

We're all here GI. Things will be tough I know, but by damn we will honour his memory!

[Ron]

Oh Ben, a shining light extinguished too soon. Who will guide us now the light has been taken away.

My life has no meaning anymore.

[Post Noodz?]

This was our song.

Vo_0UXRY_rY

I am devastated beyond words...


genuine tears right here

[BuzzKillington]

that song is truly touching gd. i think we can all relate.

[FG]

The world has lost a true champion.

[Brenno]

Ben i will forever fap over my memories for you.

Thank you for being my masturbating fuel forever

[gangsta deluxe]

You might laugh at what I am saying, but I think every person here is blessed to have had such a good friend as Ben. He had something very beautiful, something that made everybody around him a happier person. We all make our own destiny, and in death Ben has shown everybody how beautiful life can be if you act with the dignity and honesty that he had.

Ben you have shown me personally that anything is possible(god I'm tearing up). You’ve also shown me that I had the best friend I could possible hope for. Thank you Ben. Thank you so much.

[Legend]

I'm drowning in my own tears.

[Post Noodz?]

i don't think i can go on

[FG]

Gut-wrenching.

[BuzzKillington]

I think this says it all

tcrfvP11Hbo

time to say goodbye indeed.

[LondonCalling]

Ben always did once say that he considered me a human jukebox, and with the potential to end up on Australian Idol. Ho ho ha ha ho ho ha ha.

As such, I think looking down, he'd laugh at this. Peace be with you, wounded seagull. Peace be with you.

Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you
That is how I know you go on.

Far across the distance
and spaces between us
You have come to show you go on.

Near, Far,
wherever you are,
I believe that the heart does go on.

Once more, you opened the door
And you're here in my heart,
and my heart will go on and on.

Love can touch us one time
and last for a lifetime
And never let go till we're gone.

Love was when I loved you,
one true time to hold on to
In my life we'll always go on.

Near, far,
wherever you are,
I believe that the heart does go on.

Once more, you opened the door
And you're here in my heart,
and my heart will go on and on.

You're here, there's nothing I fear
And I know that my heart will go on.
We'll stay, forever this way
You are safe in my heart

and my heart will go on and on

[johnnie walker]

Write on his Facebook wall, suzi already has...

[Post Noodz?]

BOATS AND HOES.

Seriously time to say goodbye best song ever after watching Step Brothers which was funniest movie of 08

[clarkson2scott]

Please name your source otherwise you know the rules.

[Mike Oxlong]

Jerking in the wind

Goodbye Benny C
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace not to pull yourself
While those around you fapped
They crawled out of the woodwork
injected assburgers into your brain
They set you up with a clipboard
And they made you learn your name

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like someone jerking in the wind
Never knowing which glams to swoon
No matter which club you were in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just too ripped
Your swooning burned out long before
Your legend ever did

Assburgers was tough
The toughest role you ever played
SEN created a superstar
And Fame was the price you paid
Even when you died
Oh your fans still hounded you
All the forums had to say
Was that Benny was found fapping to Suze

Goodbye Benny C
From the young man about to blow
Who sees you as something more than a netball fag
More than just our assburgers hero

[LondonCalling]

Ben's family have asked that all those wanting to pay their respects and express their sorrow at this untimely passing please leave their thoughts here:

http://memorialwebsites.legacy.com/bencarbonaro

[Post Noodz?]

Jerking in the wind

Goodbye Benny C
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace not to pull yourself
While those around you fapped
They crawled out of the woodwork
injected assburgers into your brain
They set you up with a clipboard
And they made you learn your name

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like someone jerking in the wind
Never knowing which glams to swoon
No matter which club you were in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just too ripped
Your swooning burned out long before
Your legend ever did

Assburgers was tough
The toughest role you ever played
SEN created a superstar
And Fame was the price you paid
Even when you died
Oh your fans still hounded you
All the forums had to say
Was that Benny was found fapping to Suze

Goodbye Benny C
From the young man about to blow
Who sees you as something as more than a netball fag
More than just our assburgers hero

LOL GENUINE LULZA POST OF 09 :thumbsu:

[Post Noodz?]

Ben's family have asked that all those wanting to pay their respects and express their sorrow at this untimely passing please leave their thoughts here:

http://memorialwebsites.legacy.com/bencarbonaro


HAHA SERIOUSLY U GUYS ARE KILLING ME

[CATS]

Ben's family have asked that all those wanting to pay their respects and express their sorrow at this untimely passing please leave their thoughts here:

http://memorialwebsites.legacy.com/bencarbonaro
Ben's family has requested no flowers be sent to the family, but rather a donation to Netball Australia be provided instead.


LOL - awesome stuff there matey! :thumbsu:

[Cath]

LOL - awesome stuff there matey! :thumbsu:

Nothing funny about death :mad:

[clarkson2scott]

Nothing funny about death :mad:
It is when the guys are bullshitting.

[Ljp86]

Is this genuine or not?

[Ljp86]

Jerking in the wind

Goodbye Benny C
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace not to pull yourself
While those around you fapped
They crawled out of the woodwork
injected assburgers into your brain
They set you up with a clipboard
And they made you learn your name

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like someone jerking in the wind
Never knowing which glams to swoon
No matter which club you were in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just too ripped
Your swooning burned out long before
Your legend ever did

Assburgers was tough
The toughest role you ever played
SEN created a superstar
And Fame was the price you paid
Even when you died
Oh your fans still hounded you
All the forums had to say
Was that Benny was found fapping to Suze

Goodbye Benny C
From the young man about to blow
Who sees you as something more than a netball fag
More than just our assburgers hero

That is fucking awesome. :thumbsu:

[Kerrby]

Is this genuine or not?
Yes.

Post grievances on memorial page.

[Ljp86]

So, this isn't a hoax or anything?

[Swamp]

Dude, ben is dead, have some manners

[Ron]

So, this isn't a hoax or anything?

Do you think we would lie about something so serious?
Gee, show some respect to the dead.

[Kerrby]

So, this isn't a hoax or anything?
SEN have even paid their tributes to Ben.

[Ljp86]

Well, I've only just logged on and have no fucking idea what's going on. There's been so many jokes made about it (both here and on BF), I really don't know what's true or not.

I want to know if this is actually real before paying my respects to Ben.

To be honest, some of the jokes made on this have been in pretty poor taste.

[Ben Carbonaro]

Only just herd about this from an SEN producer via text, I am actually alive and well.

Have only just arrived home after dinner with a group of friends and drinks with a few other mates.

[Ben Carbonaro]

So, this isn't a hoax or anything?

It is mate, I am alive.

Whoever did it is one sick individual.

[Ljp86]

Question answered.

Some of you fuckers should be ashamed of yourselves.

[Ron]

It is mate, I am alive.

Whoever did it is one sick individual.

wtf

IT'S A ZOMBIE FUCK

[Guy Incognito]

Only just herd about this from an SEN producer via text, I am actually alive and well.

Have only just arrived home after dinner with a group of friends and drinks with a few other mates.

Dude I don't know how you hacked the account but thats not funny

[Geelong_Sicko]

Only just herd about this from an SEN producer via text, I am actually alive and well.

Have only just arrived home after dinner with a group of friends and drinks with a few other mates.

:eek: GAH!! I SEE DEAD PEOPLE... posting!

[yssup_MasTr]

someone hack into bens account or is this really you ben :O please say its really you PLEASSSSSSEEEEEEeeeee

[Ljp86]

It is mate, I am alive.

Whoever did it is one sick individual.

Are you phoning in tonight? I'm listening right now.

[Ben Carbonaro]

It's really me mate.

[Brenno]

show n00dz of your red clipboard as proof

[The Land Before Thyme]

It is mate, I am alive.

Whoever did it is one sick individual.

Poor taste hacking Ben's account in a time like this :thumbsd:

[Legend]

What sort of sick fuck would hack Benny's account?

[LondonCalling]

I've seen some really fucked up stuff tonight in response to the news of Ben's death, but this takes the cake.

Shame on you whoever you are.

[Cath]

:thumbsd: now is NOT the time for hacking :( so insensitive

[Geelong_Sicko]

Ben, I know this is a difficult period for you right now, but I'm afraiid you're dead. Do you see a light, Carol-An... I mean Ben? Go to the Light, Ben. There is peace and serenity in the Light. Cross over...

[rumblah]

Question answered.

Some of you fuckers should be ashamed of yourselves.
Agreed, but apparantly I should STFU.

[Mike Oxlong]

Only just herd about this from an SEN producer via text, I am actually alive and well.

Have only just arrived home after dinner with a group of friends and drinks with a few other mates.

hacking a dead dudes account.

poor fucking form :thumbsd: :thumbsd: :thumbsd: :mad:

i hope you get hit by a bus you heartless prick

[Brenno]

i cant believe i wasted my 1,000 post on this

http://www.limboclub.com/forum/showpost.php?p=153609&postcount=92

i thought i had more time

[Guy Incognito]

MrSaffron hacking into Bens account is going too far :mad:

[Ben Carbonaro]

hacking a dead dudes account.

poor fucking form :thumbsd: :thumbsd: :thumbsd: :mad:

i hope you get hit by a bus you heartless prick

Why do you think it's a hacker?

It's me Benny Carbonaro. :thumbsu:

[Brenno]

Why do you think it's a hacker?

It's me Benny Carbonaro. :thumbsu:

it cant be, the benny carbonaro we all know is dead....

[Cath]

it cant be, the benny carbonaro we all know is dead....

Bless his cotton socks.

[Ben Carbonaro]

it cant be, the benny carbonaro we all know is dead....

Flawed Genius is just one sick individual.

[FG]

Flawed Genius is just one sick individual.

WHAT?! I DIDN'T START THIS

[The Land Before Thyme]

Flawed Genius is just one sick individual.

Well he never said he was a Perfect Genius

[Cath]

Flawed Genius is just one sick individual.

With all due respect whoever you are, he's not the one hacking into a dead guy's account :thumbsd:

[Ron]

WHAT?! I DIDN'T START THIS

sicko

[Ben Carbonaro]

WHAT?! I DIDN'T START THIS

On BF you bloody did.

[Brenno]

Flawed Genius is just one sick individual.

his flaw is he see's dead people.

HOLY SHIT NOW I DO :(

[FG]

On BF you bloody did.

But the original "joke" or "prank" or whatever we're calling it started right here. And it wasn't me.

[Mike Oxlong]

Why do you think it's a hacker?

It's me Benny Carbonaro. :thumbsu:

i'm sorry hacker but ben is dead. once you have a song written about your death, you dead.

[johnnie walker]

Link to thread on BF

[Legend]

Can't believe Benny C's names being run through the mud like this. Was such a great man, didn't deserve this treatmeant when he passed on

[bigburger]

Just roll with it Ben. I am as wigged out about this whole thing as you mate.

[FG]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=531485

That's the BF thread.

[Swamp]

LINK TO BF THREAD

[FG]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=531485

[Mike Oxlong]

http://www.tfs.cs.tu-berlin.de/~otnemem/dvdcol/comparison/pulp/TN_pulp_fiction_106.49_de.JPG

Who's jeans are those?

They're not jeans baby they're Skinnies!

Who Skinnies are those?

Ben's

Who's Ben?

Ben's dead baby, Ben's dead.

[The Land Before Thyme]

Pay that :thumbsu:

[peternorth]

http://supermanjaviolivares.iespana.es/nov4%20(3).jpg

[jacktheripperslayedwhores]

hahaha best thread ive read on here so far.

RIP CABANOSSI

[Charming Man]

Only just herd about this from an SEN producer via text, I am actually alive and well.

Have only just arrived home after dinner with a group of friends and drinks with a few other mates.

Even when dead he's a try hard, name dropping fuckwit. Amazing.

[likka]

Just when you thought the TLC couldn't get any weirder... yesterday was like a day out of the Twilight Zone.

Cyber terrorism, tragic death, emotional tributes, miracle resurrection, birth... never underestimate the power of fapping to hold a community together in a time of crisis.

[# 28]

Nice one Mike, I would like to think that been would have liked that too.

*tips hat in silent respect to Ben*

[clarkson2scott]

Yes.

Post grievances on memorial page.
No it's not you liar.

It is utter bullshit.

[Legend]

I thought she just had a plate?





No, all the games are being played in Sydney.


Benny's final post alive

[Kerrby]

Benny's final post alive
Discgrace, not even about Ben.

[Ben Carbonaro]

Benny's final post alive

Not true, I am still alive and well.

[crackers57]

Not true, I am still alive and well.

Oh c'mon Ben, you'd think this thread was all about you.

[Curtis Stone]

Not true, I am still alive and well.

When you heard the news, did you shit brix?

[Ray Smoodiver]

Not true, I am still alive and well.

Holy fuck it's alive!!!

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e264/Emyris/1224079207271.png

[Swamp]

Why must Sooz be so compassionless?

http://www.limboclub.com/forum/calendar.php?do=getinfo&day=2009-1-7&e=29&c=1

[LondonCalling]

I'm cold.

I'm so cold.

Hold me.

[Ricketts]

Oh c'mon Ben, you'd think this thread was all about you.


He's so vain, man.

[Jack Frost]

I can't grieve at this this time, too much shitzenbull on my mind

[sunnyTEE]

As I sign of respect I will not be masturbating for 24 hours, starting now

[The Land Before Thyme]

As I sign of respect I will not be masturbating for 24 hours, starting now

I give you 12 minutes starting 10 and a half ago

[sunnyTEE]

As a sign of respect to my penis, i have shortened said time to 24 minutes, starting from original post

[Curtis Stone]

I will masturbate for the next 24 hours out of respect. Ben would've wanted it this way.

[Jack Frost]

That would be unprofessional

[Ben Carbonaro]

Oh c'mon Ben, you'd think this thread was all about you.

It is, but it's a stupid one and an example of just how low some people can go.

[RoosterLad]

Have you considered reporting Suzi to the cops for her disgraceful comments regarding your tragic passing?

[Ben Carbonaro]

She didn't say anything bad, she was one of the people who actually alerted me to the example of such low behaviour.

If she did say something, where did she say it?

[Cuntis Maximus]

After being away for a while I went through such a range of emotions after reading this thread.

I am spent.

Such a journey.

[LondonCalling]

She didn't say anything bad, she was one of the people who actually alerted me to the example of such low behaviour.

If she did say something, where did she say it?

You know how she normally posts events on the TLC calendar, as her way of communicating, right?

Well, she could.not.wait to post "Dance on Ben Carbonaro's Grave And Give Him Shit Day" for a whole month on the calendar. What's more, she made sure it clashed with "Give Shit To Jaymin Day", which I thought was slightly disrespectful.

Luckily though, Fred was here, and he got rid of it in time before most of us could see it.

But I saw it though. And I have to tell you. I'm hurting.

Right some wrongs here, Ben.

[tribey]

http://i43.tinypic.com/2cpfiie.jpg

the candle burned out long before
the pilot light out the back of Serge's Deli ever will

[Mike Oxlong]

I saw it too, she is an evil wench :mad:

[Geelong_Sicko]

Right some wrongs here, Ben.

Bit of vengeance from beyond the grave, eh?

[Roddy Woomble]

She wouldn't even let me have my own day! Very disrespectful.

[PetWussy]

id just like to take this t\opportunity to point oyt that suzi iis by far a randomshitcuntfuckmonkey and suffers from accute retardatioin and 9s also a fuckwithead thankyou come agiajn

[Ljp86]

Cool.

[Swamp]

id just like to take this t\opportunity to point oyt that suzi iis by far a randomshitcuntfuckmonkey and suffers from accute retardatioin and 9s also a fuckwithead thankyou come agiajn

Post of the year

[RoosterLad]

Post of the year

There is a long way to go in this year but that won't be beaten.

[clarkson2scott]

The joke's over guys.

Not funny any more.

[clarkson2scott]

id just like to take this t\opportunity to point oyt that suzi iis by far a randomshitcuntfuckmonkey and suffers from accute retardatioin and 9s also a fuckwithead thankyou come agiajn
That's not funny.

That's just plain stupid.

Grow the fuck up you drunken pisshead:thumbsd: :mad:

[Dr Andy]

I still think about you Ben :(

[gangsta deluxe]

This song describes the relationship we TLCers had with the great man...:(


No8e0OE9QAU

[Banana Republican]

Disabled by request?

[gangsta deluxe]

Fixed

[Banana Republican]

and here i was thinking it was an ass burgers pun

[Hrtbrk Scorsese]

Carbonaro-esque worthless bump

[Guy Incognito]

Carbonaro-esque worthless bump

And who could forget his inability to multi-quote

[Guy Incognito]

I still think about you Ben :(

we all do

[Guy Incognito]

and here i was thinking it was an ass burgers pun

its aspergers

[Guy Incognito]

Fixed

good work

[peternorth]

@KellyNoble will take some pics myself or wil get the girlfriend to take some.

about 6 hours ago
from Echofon in reply to KellyNoble

@bcarbonaro85 Sure! Would love to see them

about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to bcarbonaro85

we all wait with baited breath

[Hrtbrk Scorsese]

Ben is going to be 25 next year, sheesh. Has he even finished uni yet?

[peternorth]

Ben is going to be 25 next year, sheesh. Has he even finished uni yet?

he has assburgers so he's allowed to stay there for as long as he wants.
gotta use special consideration as much as he can

[Hrtbrk Scorsese]

So is this an accurate portrayal

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/9669/benwilder.jpg

[Guy Incognito]

I reckon that might be a shoop

[CATS]

I reckon that might be a shoop
Nah.

Looks legit to me.

[Geelong_Sicko]

So is this an accurate portrayal

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/9669/benwilder.jpg

Dude, I'm looking to start up an illegal counterfeiting operation. With your mad skillz you'd be indispensable. First mil you run off is YOURS!:thumbsu:

Howz about it?

[Hrtbrk Scorsese]

Dude, I'm looking to start up an illegal counterfeiting operation. With your mad skillz you'd be indispensable. First mil you run off is YOURS!:thumbsu:

Howz about it?

good stuff, whats the product?

[Geelong_Sicko]

Euros, mate. Euros.

[Hrtbrk Scorsese]

Done

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/4035/eurosp.jpg

[Geelong_Sicko]

Fuck, that's me on the piss tomorrow night:thumbsu:


MOAR!