The Official 'Fred' ridiculous comments thread...

[bzparkes]

Plenty of humour without going way overboard into offensiveness? I didn't think it was possible to underestimate TLC users but it looks like it was.


FFS..

[bzparkes]

Woah, here's another doozy...


Infractions were for one thing only - using 'ret.ard' and variations and using extreme personal insults that would be unacceptable virtually anywhere.

[Post Noodz?]

Maybe if u had a family member with a disability u'd understand u fucking cuntload piece of shit.

[bzparkes]

Maybe if u had a family member with a disability u'd understand u fucking cuntload piece of shit.


My family is dead you cocksucking cunttard fuckload reject fucker.

[Cuntis Maximus]

Maybe if u had a family member with a disability u'd understand u fucking cuntload piece of shit.


I take it that this forum isn't for you then!!

Watch the door on your way out.

[Kerrby]

Maybe if u had a family member with a disability u'd understand u fucking cuntload piece of shit.
C ya cuntload :D.

[Cuntis Maximus]

I see what you're doing bz.

But you are opening up infraction hell on BF for yourself mate.

[Post Noodz?]

cuntload cuntload cuntload

look i'm cool and tough 2

[bzparkes]

I see what you're doing bz.

But you are opening up infraction hell on BF for yourself mate.


Nah, I keep it pretty real over there. Can he actually infract me over there for something here??

[The Land Before Thyme]

Maybe if u had a family member with a disability u'd understand u fucking cuntload piece of shit.

If I was disabled I would do certain things (poo/piss myself, pull my genitals out, molest people that look after me, make funny noises) all for the entertainment of the normal people and I thank the current disabled people who live by this mantra.

[clarkson2scott]

If anything bzParkes it is you and the rest of the dickheads who go around picking on other people in here makes you look and sound like a fucken goose.
You guys don't think before you post hense the reason why you get infractions all the fucken time.

[Cuntis Maximus]

Nah, I keep it pretty real over there. Can he actually infract me over there for something here??


Not directly, but he has a long memory, plays favourites and holds a grudge.

He hounded my arse for over two years till he got his way.

[bzparkes]

Not directly, but he has a long memory, plays favourites and holds a grudge.

He hounded my arse for over two years till he got his way.


That's thoroughly unprofessional of him.

[Cuntis Maximus]

Absolutely!!

It is also fucked.

But meh...we move on.

[Swamp]

That's thoroughly unprofessional of him.

He can do what he wants though and loves it. He's a cunt that must have something against TLCers, he gave me and ledgend yellows for just trying to be funny on the GD board. Not even abusive, just funny, and got yellows. What a faggot cunt. Bushies right though, he's in a position to whatever he wants, so I guess we just have to get over it.
You're welcome to respond, Fred.

[clarkson2scott]

He can do what he wants though and loves it. He's a cunt that must have something against TLCers, he gave me and ledgend yellows for just trying to be funny on the GD board. Not even abusive, just funny, and got yellows. What a faggot cunt.
You're welsome to respond, Fred.
Are you posting whilst drunk

[Kerrby]

You're welcome to respond, Fred.

He wont because he's a chicken shit pussy horse molesting chicken fucker.

[Dr Andy]

I have to say his actions today were hilarious


I don't know Fred's story tho

[Cuntis Maximus]

Post on Bf Andy and get back to us.

He's a prick...no doubt about it.

[Hobby Farmer]

Who the fuk is Fred?

TH

[Cuntis Maximus]

Think Adlof Hitler crossed with Idi Amin, with a nasty side.

[clarkson2scott]

Who the fuk is Fred?

TH
He's one of the admins on here as well as one of the admins on bigfooty.

[thegrach]

I have to say his actions today were hilarious


I don't know Fred's story tho
They say he was hatched in a forest in South America in 1522, and doesn't age. Also, I have heard he has both sets of genitals on can self re-produce, but chooses not to because he is turned off by his own red pubic hair.

Make of it what you will.

[Swamp]

So it's settled then.

Fred's a cunt.

[Mike Oxlong]

at the risk of a slapdown, whilst i have found him to be largely devoid of humour, every time he has infracted or banned me, i deserved it and it wasn't OTT.

[PowerKat]

Absolutely!!

It is also fucked.

But meh...we move on.

lolza :D

[Cuntis Maximus]

Finally, someone gets it;)

[bigburger]

Hey wasn't Randy Marsh accidentally made a mod or was that another crazy character?

[bzparkes]

He can do what he wants though and loves it. He's a cunt that must have something against TLCers, he gave me and ledgend yellows for just trying to be funny on the GD board. Not even abusive, just funny, and got yellows. What a faggot cunt. Bushies right though, he's in a position to whatever he wants, so I guess we just have to get over it.
You're welcome to respond, Fred.


I heard he's a Ranga. I am too though, so I am torn as what to do??:confused:

[clarkson2scott]

I heard he's a Ranga. I am too though, so I am torn as what to do??:confused:
Stick up for your fellow ranga that's the best thing to do.
I don't see why you people want to make those with red hair angry.

[Swamp]

I heard he's a Ranga. I am too though, so I am torn as what to do??:confused:

Shoot yourself.

[gangsta deluxe]

Fred(in green) forming a vendetta against a random poster(chiefs mother) who doesnt know he is there. Chief is eating breakfast..


mpIi34fCu1w

[Cousin_Corin]

He has a very hard job which I believe he does well.

[Dr Andy]

He has a very hard job which I believe he does well.
All Fred's done in two years is release your fat cousin for 1 hour and giving out a dozen infractions. What's so hard about that?

[thegrach]

He has a very hard job which I believe he does well.
And you swallow semen, which apparently you do very well.

[gangsta deluxe]

A bukkake legend is our Corin.:thumbsu:

[Godfrey Jones]

I have to say his actions today were hilarious


I don't know Fred's story tho

what did i miss/.?

[Godfrey Jones]

He can do what he wants though and loves it. He's a cunt that must have something against TLCers, he gave me and ledgend yellows for just trying to be funny on the GD board. Not even abusive, just funny, and got yellows. What a faggot cunt. Bushies right though, he's in a position to whatever he wants, so I guess we just have to get over it.
You're welcome to respond, Fred.

what was the exact joke/ line?

he banned me forever from the GD board for posting in the ladies lounge

fuck that.

[Curtis Stone]

I dropped the 'C bomb' and got a weeks unpaid holiday.

Fair game.

But yeah, some seem to hold grudges. I get it though.

[gangsta deluxe]

Ha ha you just need to know when and where to say the c bomb or the r bang!

Fred looks in like 1% of threads(the ones that are to do with him or suzi). Lol I knew he'd react that way too.

[Godfrey Jones]

^on bigfooty?? i said cunt on kerrbys profile and got 3 weeks lol

how and why the fuck were they reading kerrbys profile!

[Dr Andy]

what did i miss/.?
Cliffs:

1)GD started a thread yesterday called "questions for Roger"
B)I asked if he was going to honour Suzi Tuesday and he said yes
III)After lots of pissing an moaning yesterday arvo about her not being out(mainly by me), Fred decided to do a good deed and let the fat bitch off her chain for 1 hour, 4:30pm - 5:30pm
-)Fred got all infraction-happy for people calling sooz a ****** and all other funny things



much lulz

[Cousin_Corin]

I didn't realise she was posting yesterday.

I hope some said hello to her from me.

[gangsta deluxe]

Could Corin be ze boyz?

[Dr Andy]

I didn't realise she was posting yesterday.

I hope some said hello to her from me.
fuck off

suzi told me you aren't really her cousin



slut

[gangsta deluxe]

Hold up andy, this could be the one creature in existence more pathetic than Suzi.

Lets enjoy it while it lasts.

[Godfrey Jones]

fuck off

suzi told me you aren't really her cousing



wow...

now thats just sad.


you talk to suzi?

[Dr Andy]

wow...

now thats just sad.


you talk to suzi?
for a split second before starting the barrage of abuse


what of it

[Swamp]

what was the exact joke/ line?

he banned me forever from the GD board for posting in the ladies lounge

fuck that.

It was in that 'amazing facts thread.' I said that it was a little known fact that merv hughes once ate a street begger on tour of india or something. Scooterb, that faggot, said someting like that limbo club posters ruined threads. I said no-one cares what scooterb thinks. ledgend said something to scooterb, i said something else, then bam, it was all deleted except for sccoterb's post, with Fred quoting and sayng 'I agree, yuk, yuk, lets go have sweaty bum sex later' or something. Nothing we wrote couldn't be found in any other threaad on the GD board. I bet that fag scoterb reported our posts. Seriously, I'm realise chucking a big, whingy, girly, wobbly over nothing, but fuck me, I hate that fucking cunt scooterb and right now i hate fucking Fred.

[gangsta deluxe]

Lol that was a good tanty SC, I rarely see them from you:thumbsu:

[thegrach]

Well, lets fuck scooterb up.

[gangsta deluxe]

He has friends in high places.

We need to do it right if we gunna get this foooo.

A message needs to be sent though. Something along the lines of "scooterb is a fag"

[Dr Andy]

bags smashing his nuts in a door

[gangsta deluxe]

Bags busting a nut in his arse.

[Dr Andy]

Bags busting a nut in his arse.
fuck man, you're really whipping out the gay quips today!

[gangsta deluxe]

Its kinda gay.

More like prison massive black man rape you in the arse gay.(thats right scooter)

[thegrach]

I noticed on PSN his user name is AAscooter. Ideas?

[gangsta deluxe]

His arse will make motor powered scooter sounds when Im having my rather rough way with him

[Dr Andy]

DUDE


ENOUGH

[gangsta deluxe]

Lol Andy.

*VROOM VROOM putter putter putter*

[Dr Andy]

is that you on a vespa

[gangsta deluxe]

No that is Scooters arse with my dick in it.

Use your imagination Sheesh!

[LondonCalling]

I had a really weird dream last night that Fred permabanned me from here and Bigfooty simply because he did.

So I went to the head offices of the Big Group, and Fred turned out to be that monkey like portrayal of God in South Park, and I was all "Yeah nah, fuck this" and went home.

Was a bit curious when I woke up to see if it really happened though.

[Swamp]

*VROOM VROOM putter putter putter*
http://i509.photobucket.com/albums/s332/Peggasusss/untitled.jpg

[gangsta deluxe]

Hi Fred!

How are you today mate?

(he is in da house)

[Cousin_Corin]

SO WHO CORIN?

[gangsta deluxe]

Its you isnt it gimp?

The tb has infected the forum:mad:

[Cousin_Corin]

WHO WAS CORIN PHONE!!!1111!

[Dr Andy]

fuck off you silly cow

[Mike Oxlong]

It was in that 'amazing facts thread.' I said that it was a little known fact that merv hughes once ate a street begger on tour of india or something. Scooterb, that faggot, said someting like that limbo club posters ruined threads. I said no-one cares what scooterb thinks. ledgend said something to scooterb, i said something else, then bam, it was all deleted except for sccoterb's post, with Fred quoting and sayng 'I agree, yuk, yuk, lets go have sweaty bum sex later' or something. Nothing we wrote couldn't be found in any other threaad on the GD board. I bet that fag scoterb reported our posts. Seriously, I'm realise chucking a big, whingy, girly, wobbly over nothing, but fuck me, I hate that fucking cunt scooterb and right now i hate fucking Fred.

The first part made me LMFAO :D :D

Scooterb reminds me of MrAaron. He is a complete fuckwit with not an ounce of humour in his body. tosser :mad:

[Cousin_Corin]

fuck off you silly cow

WHOOO WASSSSSSS PHONEEE CORIN!1!!!111

[bzparkes]

Shoot yourself.


Perhaps if I just shoot you I'll feel better :confused:

[Swamp]

Why? I am not a ranga and therefore do not deserve it.

[bzparkes]

Why? I am not a ranga and therefore do not deserve it.



That's why you deserve it

[gangsta deluxe]

Are you a ranga?!?!?!!?

Much depends on your response to this question.

[Curtis Stone]

Are you a ranga?!?!?!!?

Much depends on your response to this question.

Yeah he is.

Has mentioned it on both old and new LC.

[Swamp]

I heard he's a Ranga. I am too though, so I am torn as what to do??:confused:

In b&w.

[LondonCalling]

Wish he'd realise the purpose of Thread Hell too, rather than delete the fuckers.

"Who would you risk jail time for" had promise.

[Swamp]

FRED IS AN UTTER UTTER CUNT


He just gave me a red and closed my 'Why arn't you on TLC yet' thread that I bumped on the GD board

Utter, utter cunt

Such a dirty, low, faggot, cunt

[Dr Andy]

aren't you worried he will ban you here for talking about him like that swampy?

[Swamp]

Permaban 2 minutes before you posted Andy.

Tag was 'waste of space'.

[Dr Andy]

you got permabanned from BF?


I actually meant banned from here.

[Swamp]

Yep, parmabanned from BF for something I posted here. Maybe he will ban me from here, maybe he won't. Maybe he see's me stuck here with no BF as a punishment in itself. Either way, everything I said still stands.

[clarkson2scott]

Yep, parmabanned from BF for something I posted here. Maybe he will ban me from here, maybe he won't. Maybe he see's me stuck here with no BF as a punishment in itself. Either way, everything I said still stands.
Silly boy Swampy.

[rick James]

He hates TLC'ers for good reason.

It all began when the soon-to-be TLC clique started posting on the General Discussion board of BF and basically destroying every thread, taking over and cracking in-jokes and turning it into their own personal playground.

Fred would hand out the banhammer frequently and with great prejudice (you were safe if female). He was adamant that the community had no place on a family friendly site and not only that, he didn't get any of the jokes, being a Nazi and all.

Appleyard however saw something within the community, dollar signs mainly, but he wanted to foster this burgeoning hub of humour for his own gain.

Thus, TLC was born and Fred was left embarrassed. We have waged eternal war ever since.

[Cuntis Maximus]

Yep, parmabanned from BF for something I posted here. Maybe he will ban me from here, maybe he won't. Maybe he see's me stuck here with no BF as a punishment in itself. Either way, everything I said still stands.


I can relate to that mate.

And whole heartedly agree with your sentiments towards him.

Fucken pathetic, wheelchair bound, 14 year old boy blowing, arse-rot munching cuntload.

Fuck you Fred, just fuck you and your black dog.

[PowerFat]

I can only speak from my experience.

I've had approx 90 infractions on BigFooty.

Up until about a year ago most of the infractions I got (at least 60 or so) were from MODS I was mates with and were all for the lulz.

The only real ones I remember off hand were from Chief, Merv, Fred, Keyser and maybe one or two others.

Then I got a stalker who banged me almost weekly for months until I hid in a corner and haven't come out.

I think Fred has only given me two or so from memory and both times I was going nuts. A few times back in the day I went apeshit at the cocksuckers on there and was suprised how hard I went to even get an infraction.

These days it's all different and as I said I just generally hide, but I've never had problems with Fred, Chief, Merv and ANY moderator on the site at all.

Just one rogue pyscho that seems to have terrorised many including footyfreak too...

That's my BigFooty story.

The END. :)

[Curtis Stone]

Yeah man.

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/1162/rustykhf3.jpg

[PowerFat]

Yeah man.



Were you stalked too Hoffsta???

Same dipshit?

[Curtis Stone]

Were you stalked too Hoffsta???

Same dipshit?

Nah, but it's amazing how some people get when they're meant to be God but everyone bows to someone else yeah?

[PowerFat]

Nah, but it's amazing how some people get when they're meant to be God but everyone bows to someone else yeah?

Just like a fucking umpire.

It's actually the same thing really, where if you stand up and say SUCK MY DICK like Hirdy had the balls too, they go away.

I just did a Clarko and zipped it, and got preverbially raped ala Round 17 and the Grand Final.

Like I said, I just hide these days around the protection of Reep (who bolted on me) and Keyser who keeps me on a chain.

[Godfrey Jones]

FRED IS AN UTTER UTTER CUNT


He just gave me a red and closed my 'Why arn't you on TLC yet' thread that I bumped on the GD board

Utter, utter cunt

Such a dirty, low, faggot, cunt
haha what a RETARDED FAGGOT

[LondonCalling]

I'd say it's only a matter of time before it happens to me, given the amount of times I get infracted for a post that would require a search function to find, rather than coming across it on the main board.

[bzparkes]

Are you a ranga?!?!?!!?

Much depends on your response to this question.

Yeah he is.

Has mentioned it on both old and new LC.



Jesus, it's not like I'm admitting to the Kennedy assassination :rolleyes:

[The Land Before Thyme]

Jesus, it's not like I'm admitting to the Kennedy assassination :rolleyes:

We already know that it was Alan Didak