New Mod: Syd

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

While we decide who or what to make a new mod/admin Syd is filling in mainly so there is more coverage and the obvious rubbish gets thrown out a bit more quickly than Fred or I have been able to do so far.

Anything other than the obvious rubbish Syd will refer to Fred and I.

[LondonCalling]

I hope he'll apologise to the stolen generation too.

[sunnyTEE]

Modship > Prime MinisterSHIP

[clarkson2scott]

Congrats to Syd :thumbsu:

[pickman]

Well done Syd!

Please don't infract me for calling you an arrogant seppo fool! :p

[Guy Incognito]

Just make him a proper mod chief. Your not gonna find a better poster to be mod in this bunch, plus the mod curse couldn't possible affect him either ;)

[peternorth]

syd, what do you think of the aussies insipid effort today?

[Butterflies]

Thank fuck for that.

The amount of shit on this Board ..... FFS?

May I suggest a clean out of usernames ie two weeks tops style???

Cove cobra

[pepe]

Thank fuck for that.

The amount of shit on this Board ..... FFS?

May I suggest a clean out of usernames ie two weeks tops style???

Cove cobra





Take this shit to the suggestions board,

WTF is cove cobra ?

[RoosterLad]

fucken foreigners taking our jerrrrbs

[Butterflies]

Take this shit to the suggestions board,

WTF is cove cobra ?

How about getting fucked bro?? Surely you could fist yourself??

Cove Cobra is my fucking username from the old TLC you cuntload.

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

ummmm....that's not a very butterfly thing to say.

[Butterflies]

I'm not feeling very fucking butterfly today Bushie.

You ok with that???

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

I guess that I'll have to be, won't I.

Far be it from me to upset anyone!

[Butterflies]

Good to see your not as fucking stupid as some mate.

You aint Murray are ya???

I'm still gunning for that cuntload.

[clarkson2scott]

Good to see your not as fucking stupid as some mate.
Hey I can tell that you are a little down today. Cheer up. You will find something funny.

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

Good to see your not as fucking stupid as some mate.


Absolutely!

I am here for the peace, love and barrel rolls.

Anyone will tell you that:thumbsu:

Me?? Murray??

I can't even spell Kannanookk properly, let alone give you two weeks tops.

[LondonCalling]

I'm not feeling very fucking butterfly today Bushie.

You ok with that???

That's pretty fucking awesome.

[pepe]

How about getting fucked bro?? Surely you could fist yourself??

Cove Cobra is my fucking username from the old TLC you cuntload.



Cove cobra sounds like some ghey ultra football hooligan,

Not as ghey as Butterflies, though

[Higgs Boson]

I always wondered what would cause this forum to finally die. Now I know: Syd's!

Leading cause of death amongst new forums, I hear, Chief. Don't say you weren't warned.

[clarkson2scott]

Cove cobra sounds like some ghey ultra football hooligan,

Not as ghey as Butterflies, though
Leave her alone pepe. She has a better name than what you do. You sound like a little kid wanting to go to the dunny.

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

Sudden Yankee Death Syndrome!!

[pepe]

The modern day curse of Mod's,


Hope he doesn't turn into a wanker like that other one did.

What was his name again ?

[Banana Republican]

Binxy?:D

[pepe]

Very well played PS..:thumbsu:

[Banana Republican]

rep me up HUNDREDS






oh..............:mad:

[pepe]

Vale Krooz

[PowerKat]

It was always on the cards, considering Syd is well known for being an ignorant, arrogant seppo fool ;)

[pepe]

It was always on the cards, considering Syd is well known for being an ignorant, arrogant seppo fool ;)




And for marrying every fucking tart he sleeps with.:D

[Roddy Woomble]

I would like fousands of rep thanks Syd.

[Banana Republican]

Syd as a sign of good modship bring back da repZ
I need a pecking order

[Mancey]

fucken foreigners taking our jerrrrbs

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE:D

[Captain Sensible]

fucken foreigners taking our jerrrrbs



Yeah they took our jerrrrrbs!

[Roddy Woomble]

Looks like Syd is taking after the other mods and spending no time online here!

[Banana Republican]

hes keeping an eye on his trailer

[clarkson2scott]

Looks like Syd is taking after the other mods and spending no time online here!
He only logs on when he is at work......

[Curtis Stone]

I notice the modship has caused him to be too kool to post now. Seems to have that effect.

Or it could be that he's at the cricket.

[jimmy35]

Fuck me . Just when you think it can't get any worse .

[gangsta deluxe]

This is indeed good news.

We wont have to put up with that irritation anymore.

[Admiral Afterworld]

bushie and crackers must be pissed that Syd has been made head old fart.

[Swamp]

Finally.

Syd:thumbsu: :thumbsu: :thumbsu:

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

bushie and crackers must be pissed that Syd has been made head old fart.


You are such a perceptive bastard.:thumbsu:

[gangsta deluxe]

He found a pertinent message in a truckload of fortune cookies Bushie.

He does not have the guile to make such a comment.

[Captain Sensible]

bushie and crackers must be pissed that Syd has been made head old fart.



Naaah. They've been jealous of me for years.



Syd's starting from a long way back.

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

True.

I have always been jealous of you Captain.

But I am even more jealous of Syd, now that he has been given the head job.






Oh boom tish bushie....BOOM TISH!!!

[Jack Frost]

Never knew Syd to be a fan of Regurgitator

[Ljp86]

Good work Syd. :thumbsu:

[Kerrby]

Grats Syd, hope our differences don't make you take out all your angry on me with your mod powers.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

I don't think Syd wants to do any of the stuff involving regular users being wankers, more a specialist in removing random spammy crap from newbies.

For all wankery, see Fred or myself.

[Ljp86]

I don't think Syd wants to do any of the stuff involving regular users being wankers, more a specialist in removing random spammy crap from newbies.

For all wankery, see Fred or myself.

Who? How many times per week would Fred log-in?

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Enough.

[Ljp86]

Best non-posting admin ever. Give us a wave Fred!! :thumbsu:

[pepe]

I don't think Syd wants to do any of the stuff involving regular users being wankers, more a specialist in removing random spammy crap from newbies.

For all wankery, see Fred or myself.


The general 9-5, Mon - Fri shift ?..:D

[Kerrby]

Best non-posting admin ever. Give us a wave Fred!! :thumbsu:
You're not serious are you?

[Haddo]

I don't think Syd wants to do any of the stuff involving regular users being wankers, more a specialist in removing random spammy crap from newbies.

For all wankery, see Fred or myself.

So Syd's not getting the keys to the noodz cupboard then

[clarkson2scott]

It's good that he is a new mod on here, Rog. Good work mate:thumbsu:

[pepe]

You're not serious are you?



I think the sarcasm meter just blew a gasket Kerrbs

[Syd]

Looks like Syd is taking after the other mods and spending no time online here!

A temporary situation caused by actually having a few things to do this weekend.

With little work on ATM and most of that delegated I shall be always here somewhere.

Add the sleepless nights when the little one arrives and you'll be seeing me at more late night hours too.

[Syd]

I don't think Syd wants to do any of the stuff involving regular users being wankers, more a specialist in removing random spammy crap from newbies.

For all wankery, see Fred or myself.

I defer to their experience. ;)

[clarkson2scott]

I defer to their experience. ;)
Congrats Syd. :thumbsu:
Let me know if you want any tips.

[Banana Republican]

For all wankery, see Fred or myself.
Do you guys have free immitation crab meat too?

[Syd]

Congrats Syd. :thumbsu:
Let me know if you want any tips.

Thanks Suzi.

I'll keep that in mind.

[Kerrby]

You could always ask Fred.

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[LondonCalling]

You've changed, man....

[Kerrby]

You fucking serious Syd?

[Syd]

Nah, just testing the new buttons guys.
Think I've got 'em all sussed now. :thumbsu:

How's things?

[Kerrby]

Want to put my image back please?

[Syd]

Want to put my image back please?

Just post it again Kerrbs.

[clarkson2scott]

Want to put my image back please?
You just have to get used to Syd being around and you not being used to being watched by him.

Keep it going Syd. :thumbsu:

[Kerrby]

Will you delete it again or ban me? Lol, I don't care.

http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/7260/fred1rn8.jpg

As I was saying. Just ask Fred for help.

[Syd]

Will you delete it again or ban me?

Neither actually.

[Fapio]

I can sense a Limbogate scandal coming soon.

[Whacker]

You know how i feel about this syd :)

[Lach72]

Fuck me . Just when you think it can't get any worse .

Strongly agree

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

Strongly agree


Finally!!

Someone to keep you in line:thumbsu:

[Lach72]

Finally!!

Someone to keep you in line:thumbsu:

'sif

[Fred]

Who? How many times per week would Fred log-in?

You'd be surprised. Probably 3-4 each day. Bushie, kerrby and swampamoeba whinge via reported posts about other posters so much it needs that many visits.

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

Of course I do Mate!!

All the time:thumbsu:

Just like I bitch to you about your mums syphillus.

[Fapio]

Why the fuck would you report a post anyway? Pretty retarded

[Whacker]

Very retarded

[Kerrby]

Why the fuck would you report a post anyway? Pretty retarded
About as retarded as Fred making up bullshit.

Actually, that's more pathetic than retarded.

[Admiral Afterworld]

Bushie, kerrby and swampamoeba whinge via reported posts

***SOFT COCKS ALERT***

[Kerrby]

***SOFT COCKS ALERT***
I'd expect a dumb cunt like you to believe anything a fuckwit like Fred says.

Fuck, you really are an idiot.

[Whacker]

Dont forget fat kerrbs

[Admiral Afterworld]

At least on my 16th birthday I didn't cuddle a guy under a blanket and get a boner.

[LondonCalling]

At least on my 16th birthday I didn't cuddle a guy under a blanket and get a boner.

You'd be serving 15 to life after you crushed him, if you did.

[Kerrby]

You'd be serving 15 to life after you crushed him, if you did.
Don't forget 10 years for Simpsons porn that he likes.

[LondonCalling]

You heard the man.

Life plus 10 years it is.

[Kerrby]

You heard the man.

Life plus 10 years it is.
Plus another 20 years for eating the inmates on deathrow.

Life plus 30 years.

[LondonCalling]

Good luck putting him in solitary confinement in today's already overcrowded prison system

[Ron]

Dear Chief.

He is a seppo. I don't have to say anymore.


Ron.

[Admiral Afterworld]

Angelina Jolie is a seppo.

[Whacker]

Thanks captain obvious

[Syd]

Fuck me . Just when you think it can't get any worse .

Strongly agree

Awww, thanks guys!!! :thumbsu:



You know how i feel about this syd :)

;)


Dear Chief.

He is a seppo. I don't have to say anymore.


Ron.

IF only that were true Ron.

[Magnum27]

I for one applaud the move, Syd is the right man for the job, never has there been a wiser choice for mod.

[Dr Andy]

I, for one, welcome our new drunken seppo overlords.



j/k, good work syd :thumbsu:

[thegrach]

1. Add avatar: http://www.visitingdc.com/images/richard-nixon-picture.jpg
2. ?????
3. Mod

[jimmy35]

More like ,

1. Remove teeth
2. Suck
3. Mod

[Banana Republican]

u1qWSk9jafA&feature=related

[thegrach]

Sssshhhhhh Jimmy, I think he is recording our conversation *looks around suspiciously*

[PowerKat]

You'd be surprised. Probably 3-4 each day. Bushie, kerrby and swampamoeba whinge via reported posts about other posters so much it needs that many visits.

yeah, but the numbers would be down considerably in the 'absence' of Kruz, would they not?

I for one applaud the move, Syd is the right man for the job, never has there been a wiser choice for mod.

my point :cool:

[Syd]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/bilbo_aussie/NixonTLC.jpg

[clarkson2scott]

You'd be surprised. Probably 3-4 each day. Bushie, kerrby and swampamoeba whinge via reported posts about other posters so much it needs that many visits.
Good stuff Fred. :thumbsu:

They are on here way too much and probably should be on the banned list by now.

[Curtis Stone]

Oh oh.

We all know what happened to the last person who displayed such 1337 shooping skills...

[Syd]

Oh oh.

We all know what happened to the last person who displayed such 1337 shooping skills...

I was the 1337 shooper around these parts UNTIL that person arrived.

Add to that my sudden rise to power and said persons absence, and you have a conspiracy theory that equals that bogus Watergate Scandal rubbish. :cool:

[Curtis Stone]

I was the 1337 shooper around these parts UNTIL that person arrived.

Add to that my sudden rise to power and said persons absence, and you have a conspiracy theory that equals that bogus Watergate Scandal rubbish. :cool:

So gangsta_deluxe was right all along when he (via hallucinations) proclaimed he knew something.

Does your rise to power automatically mean you lose all funny as well?*

*Generously acknowledging there was funny to begin with.

[Syd]

So gangsta_deluxe was right all along when he (via hallucinations) proclaimed he knew something.

Not at all.
This all came about only recently.



Does your rise to power automatically mean you lose all funny as well?*

I don't think so Hoffy.

I honestly believe I can maintain my frequently humorous** posts alongside my mandatory quota of lame to retain my modship.



*Generously acknowledging there was funny to begin with.

Agreed. :thumbsu:








**Generously acknowledging there were frequently funny posts to begin with.

[thegrach]

I hear Suzi is looking for mods too, Syd.........

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

Hi Syd,

Can I get you a coffee??

[Curtis Stone]

I hear Suzi is looking for mods too, Syd.........

Suzi has actually been generous enough to offer Syd some pointers (for free mind you), while he finds his feet.

I've little doubt he's exchanged a few PM's with her already. He'd be crazy not to utilise some long standing professional guidance during his time of Mod n00bance.

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

Stronzo tells me that he is really benefitting from the experience as well.

Apparently some of the chat in the mod lounge gets very saucy indeed.

Oh Suzi, you minx!!

[Lach72]

Stronzo tells me that he is really benefitting from the experience as well.

Apparently some of the chat in the mod lounge gets very saucy indeed.

Oh Suzi, you minx!!

Stronzo's a mod now?

[Curtis Stone]

Stronzo's a mod now?

I was going to ask the same thing, but figured it Clinton Grybas type news.

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

Yes.

And he is a very, very good mod as well, apparentley.:cool:

[clarkson2scott]

Stronzo's a mod now?
Yeah he is. Shows how mature he really is.

[Syd]

Hi Syd,

Can I get you a coffee??

Thanks Bushie.

Is that with, or without Rohypnol?



Suzi has actually been generous enough to offer Syd some pointers (for free mind you), while he finds his feet.

I've little doubt he's exchanged a few PM's with her already. He'd be crazy not to utilise some long standing professional guidance during his time of Mod n00bance.

Who could resist Suzi's 'pointers' fellas. ;)

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

Thanks Bushie.

Is that with, or without Rohypnol


That is entirely up to you mate.

I promise, you won't feel a thing either way.

oh wai.

[Syd]

Ditto. :(

[thegrach]

Who could resist Suzi's 'pointers' fellas. ;)
*throws up a little bit in mouth*

[Curtis Stone]

*throws up a little bit in mouth*

And here he was saying the lulz wouldn't dry up.

Looks like the Mod curse strikes again. :(

[thegrach]

And here he was saying the lulz wouldn't dry up.

Looks like the Mod curse strikes again. :(
You know, I never really noticed it through the stream of vomit coming out of my mouth, but you might be right Hoffy.

Good game of cricket yesterday Syd!

[Syd]

Good game of cricket yesterday Syd!

Would have been with another 6 runs by the Saffos. :thumbsu:

[thegrach]

There is something wrong here........

[Ljp86]

You'd be surprised. Probably 3-4 each day. Bushie, kerrby and swampamoeba whinge via reported posts about other posters so much it needs that many visits.

Well that doesn't surprise me.

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

Your tears stopped flowing yet Ljp?

[BYOB]

Surprised no-one's made a 'Deepthroat' gag yet.

[Brenno]

How can you make Syd mod, he doesnt even like cricket

[Ljp86]

Your tears stopped flowing yet Ljp?

Yes.

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

Good.

So Mainy's fair game then?

The amnesty has been dropped?

[Swamp]

You'd be surprised. Probably 3-4 each day. Bushie, kerrby and swampamoeba whinge via reported posts about other posters so much it needs that many visits.

Why the fuck would you report a post anyway? Pretty retarded

Very retarded

***SOFT COCKS ALERT***

Well that doesn't surprise me.


Sorry?

I have never, under any circumstrances, reported any post, EVER, on here or on Bigfooty.

Making shit up is a bit low Fred.

I would love you to try and back up that claim.

[Kerrby]

Sorry?

I have never, under any circumstrances, reported any post, EVER, on here or on Bigfooty.

Making shit up is a bit low Fred.

I would love you to try and back up that claim.
What's even more funny is that the last two that you quoted actually believed him.

Don't worry Swamp, Fred is a low fuck. He's a bit sad he can't go out in the sun for more than a minute without getting burnt.

[Dr Andy]

kick him in the babymaker swampy

[Swamp]

He's got all the aces mate, theres nothing I can do.

[Brenno]

i report syd's posts atm, because he has to deal with it, and yes i am THAT bored

[clarkson2scott]

He's got all the aces mate, theres nothing I can do.
Well you did call him a **** on here. So is it any wonder he's upset with you. Maybe you should apologise to him. You might think that it is a bit low to do but in the end it shows that you are actually mature enough to do that.

[Ljp86]

Good.

So Mainy's fair game then?

The amnesty has been dropped?

What amnesty?

[Ljp86]

Sorry?

I have never, under any circumstrances, reported any post, EVER, on here or on Bigfooty.

Making shit up is a bit low Fred.

I would love you to try and back up that claim.

What's even more funny is that the last two that you quoted actually believed him.

Don't worry Swamp, Fred is a low fuck. He's a bit sad he can't go out in the sun for more than a minute without getting burnt.

Yes, I totally believed him.

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

What amnesty?

The amnesty that allowed you to cry tears of blood, without fear or favour everytime that his name was mentioned.

[Ljp86]

The amnesty that allowed you to cry tears of blood, without fear or favour everytime that his name was mentioned.

There are some things which are probably best left alone.

[pepe]

There are some things which are probably best left alone.


No such thing as selective head kicking

[clarkson2scott]

No such thing as selective head kicking
Just to stick up for ljp here, he knows what he is on about. He's an admin on bigcricket so I wouldn't go picking on him if I were you, ok, Pepe. Meaning he's more mature than what you are. Knows his cricket, knows where the line ends, knows when to infract and warn others. If you have a go at him and have an account on there, he will deal with you.

[Mike Oxlong]

The amnesty that allowed you to cry tears of blood, without fear or favour everytime that his name was mentioned.

please explain

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

why?

[Mike Oxlong]

why?

coz i'm a nosey fucker that didn't understand what it meant and when LJP replied with "some things are best left alone" i went full Mrs Mangelish

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

Why are you a nosey fucker?

[RoosterLad]

did bushie catch assburgers?

[Mike Oxlong]

did bushie catch assburgers?

LOL it appears so,

that or carbonaro has wandered in from the bush with a group of skinny wearing netball loving aboriginal tribesman and murdered him with fluoro spears.

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

Aboriginals didn't have flouro spears mate.

[Legend]

Why the fuck not?

[CATS]

Why the fuck not?
Agreed.

At least then we would be able to see them at night! :mad:

[Mike Oxlong]

Aboriginals didn't have flouro spears mate.

they did after carbs got hold of them.

seriously, WTF is going on bushie, you've gone all weird. :confused: Are you okay?

Are you going to tell me what that post meant? the fact you threw it out there publicly leads me to believe it is for public explanation, otherwise, you wouldn't have mentioned it, maybe

[Dr Andy]

Why the fuck not?
because they're retards

[Legend]

very true andy.

if the abo's were smart fluro spears would have been invented before JC.

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

they did after carbs got hold of them.

seriously, WTF is going on bushie, you've gone all weird. :confused: Are you okay?

Are you going to tell me what that post meant? the fact you threw it out there publicly leads me to believe it is for public explanation, otherwise, you wouldn't have mentioned it, maybe



no,,,,

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

very true andy.

if the abo's were smart fluro spears would have been invented before JC.


Kangaroos can see in colours you fuckhead!

[Legend]

Kangaroos can see in colours you fuckhead!

They can what?? Blimey.

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

Dumb fucken guddiya gumbudge's

[Mike Oxlong]

no,,,,

ok, i have no idea WTF is going on but i'll just leave it me thinks :confused:

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

Neither do I.

[LondonCalling]

Fuckin coons...

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

Done it much LC?

[Curtis Stone]

ok, i have no idea WTF is going on but i'll just leave it me thinks :confused:

Neither do I.

I call it - The Aristocrats.

[Ray Smoodiver]

You'd be surprised. Probably 3-4 each day. Bushie, kerrby and swampamoeba whinge via reported posts about other posters so much it needs that many visits.

Your a fucking gay faggot Fred, your probabley black as well. Fuck off and die you filthy cuntload

[Ray Smoodiver]

Oh and lift my BF ban plz

[Swamp]

He's a lying cunt.