Oh Keyser you old!!!

[Cuntis Maximus]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=534715




Nothing like a couple of 15 year old stalkers pullin their knickers off for you, eh old mate:thumbsu:

[Guy Incognito]

Haven't posted on Bay13 for a while but aren't threads about posters against the rules, I think Keyser should ban them and delete the thread. Its only fair

[Keyser Soze]

Oh well I suppose it makes it common knowledge that I'm pulling the pin:o

[Cuntis Maximus]

POST n00dz NOW!!!!

I'm sure that your inbox is full of them!!!:D

[RoosterLad]

you dirty ped

[pepe]

Fuck you bushie !

I didn't see any knicker pulling whatsoever

[Cuntis Maximus]

Butterflies has pulled her knickers off for you pepe.:thumbsu:

[Keyser Soze]

you dirty ped


Thanks for your concern.

And yes I am ashamed

[RoosterLad]

You probably already know this but that i love the hoff apparently looks like a 10 year old and weighs 30kg or something. Pretty poor form mate.

[clarkson2scott]

I did hear a rumour going around about you pulling the pin. Was too shy to ask.... :o

[Keyser Soze]

I've done nothing:(

[BuzzKillington]

You probably already know this but that i love the hoff apparently looks like a 10 year old and weighs 30kg or something. Pretty poor form mate.
might be getting ILTH confused with hoff himself

[LondonCalling]

A couple of 15 year old girls have more TLC in their posts than half you faggots here.

[BuzzKillington]

A couple of 15 year old girls have more TLC in their posts than half you faggots here.
i bet more than a couple of tlcers would love to stick their posts in those 15 year olds as well

[Geelong_Sicko]

i bet more than a couple of tlcers would love to stick their posts in those 15 year olds as well

I'd agree with you on this one, Buzz.

[LondonCalling]

Lay by.

[pepe]

If there's grass on the wicket...............

[BuzzKillington]

If there's grass on the wicket...............
then its going to cut and seam like a mother

[sunnyTEE]

They are far to old.

[Cuntis Maximus]

They are far to old.

You chopped them up one night.

I remember it well.:thumbsu:

[Charming Man]

Oh well I suppose it makes it common knowledge that I'm pulling the pin:o

You sad ****.

[Keyser Soze]

Charming Man:confused:

[sunnyTEE]

You chopped them up one night.

I remember it well.:thumbsu:

they have since turned 15 and are therefor useless to me ;)

did you take them for a run too?

[WA ROO]

KS is a chick magnet of renown in Broome.

[Charming Man]

Charming Man:confused:

Yes.

Sad, old ****.

[Cuntis Maximus]

they have since turned 15 and are therefor useless to me ;)

did you take them for a run too?


If they started running I would never keep up.:(

[Keyser Soze]

KS is a chick magnet of renown in Broome.



See now you're just making shit up.

Charming Man is closer to the truth.

[Cuntis Maximus]

You locked the thread!!!

Soft!!!

[Keyser Soze]

Should have deleted the fucking thing

[Cuntis Maximus]

And broken their dear little hearts??

You wouldn't do that mate.





You'd rather their hymens!;)

[Keyser Soze]

They were well and truly broken in the mega thread

Courtesy of Sunny amongst others.

[Cuntis Maximus]

Please tell me that you have a kept a copy for old times sake.

[Cousin_Corin]

That thread was epic, your final mod duty should be to transfer it across Keyser.

[sunnyTEE]

That thread was epic, your final mod duty should be to transfer it across Keyser.

Alias fail.

[Cuntis Maximus]

Hahahahahah

Ah Sunny

Much love!

[clarkson2scott]

Alias fail.
Yeah because it was you.... :D

[WA ROO]

Seen the bring back bushie thread?

[Cuntis Maximus]

I have, and I would seriously blow Hodgie for it:thumbsu:

But it's not going to happen. Too many have PM'd admins before, ( and no, I didn't ask them) to no avail.

And I tried an alias once, which got banned, but it just wasn't the same.

I have made my bed.:(

I am stuck in Limbo, so to speak.

[WA ROO]

I have, and I would seriously blow Hodgie for it:thumbsu:

But it's not going to happen. Too many have PM'd admins before, ( and no, I didn't ask them) to no avail.

And I tried an alias once, which got banned, but it just wasn't the same.

I have made my bed.:(

I am stuck in Limbo, so to speak.At least here you can tell posters what you really think of them without getting carded.Besides if you got back onto BF how long before your WCE fan club start stalking you again


So what name are you using on suzi's forum?

[Kerrby]

Haha, who the fuck is nuke_jim?

Look what he sent to porps or whatever.


Hey,

Just seen your looking for a new man in your life, seeing how I'm young and athletic i thought maybe we could swap myspaces to kick things off? Anyway i better get back to the gym, see you soon.

xoxo, Jim

[Hooley McBoob]

Lol "I better get back to the gym"!! :D

[Cuntis Maximus]

At least here you can tell posters what you really think of them without getting carded.Besides if you got back onto BF how long before your WCE fan club start stalking you again

True mate, but I do miss it a bit. Poor old Stronzo has little back up.



So what name are you using on suzi's forum?


Wut??

I'm not on Suzi's forum!!

She bahnzhammered me.

[Godfrey Jones]

bay 13 is so sad

only good thing there is sunny

[Cuntis Maximus]

bay 13 is so sad

only good thing there is sunny


You voted against me motherfucker!!!!:mad:

You know what comes next!!

That's right!!!

THE BIG BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad: :mad:

[Cuntis Maximus]

And to think that I wrote a really cool song for you in your thread!!!

And no acknowlegment.

MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!

[Cuntis Maximus]

:) .....

[sunnyTEE]

Haha, who the fuck is nuke_jim?

Look what he sent to porps or whatever.

May or may not be me and Jak_24.

[clarkson2scott]

Better be careful there sunnyTEE, Rtcb is watching.

[Hugh Jorgen]

I thought nuke jim was a bit too entertaining to be a genuine Carlton supporter.

I was kind of hoping blue gunslinger was also an opposition troll just taking the piss. Unfortunately it seems that he is all too real.

[Keyser Soze]

May or may not be me and Jak_24.


I won't be sad to see the end of dealing with your aliases sunny.

Go to the gym you weeedy fucker

[sunnyTEE]

I won't be sad to see the end of dealing with your aliases sunny.

Go to the gym you weeedy fucker

Please be nice and ignore my admissions. I heart you. <3

[Keyser Soze]

No worries sunny.

I will soon be able to read your posts and just laugh.

[sunnyTEE]

The nuke_gym award for services to gynmastics thread had the makings of a classic.

Unfortunately it lasted all of 8 seconds. :(

[Cuntis Maximus]

I was deeply impressed with that pic of you wrapping your ankles around your ears.

In a somewhat unusual fashion!!

You never do that for me:(

My "bring back the dickhead" thread disappeared as well:mad:

[yssup_MasTr]

why did keyser pull the pin?

[Whacker]

Child porn

[Catjizz Fake]

Where?

[Whacker]

keysers inbox

[Fapio]

PM to me plz

[yssup_MasTr]

post pics or GTFO

[Keyser Soze]

I was deeply impressed with that pic of you wrapping your ankles around your ears.

In a somewhat unusual fashion!!

You never do that for me:(

My "bring back the dickhead" thread disappeared as well:mad:

Bet you can't guess who pulled it

[sunnyTEE]

i pull it nightly.

[Keyser Soze]

i pull it nightly.


and daily I bet

[sunnyTEE]

and daily I bet

and morningly

[Curtis Stone]

I post with one hand and have my post in the other.

[Cuntis Maximus]

Bet you can't guess who pulled it


Bet I can.



**as i post with one hand**


Actually, I always post with one hand.:confused:

[PowerFat]

You sad ****.

Who are you on BigFooty?

[Ant_]

Please tell me that you have a kept a copy for old times sake.

I read it again a while ago funny stuff but it had to go, not BF material.

[Curtis Stone]

I read it again a while ago funny stuff but it had to go, not BF material.

Be right for here though?

Apparently threads can be sent across...

[Charming Man]

Who are you on BigFooty?

No-one of consequence.

Who are you?

[Ant_]

Be right for here though?

Apparently threads can be sent across...

That would be a admin thing, I sure as hell am not going to cut and paste from 100's of posts.

[PowerKat]

Be right for here though?

Apparently threads can be sent across...

:confused: source?

[Whacker]

http://limboclub.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69849

[Curtis Stone]

http://limboclub.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69849

Not a bad read once you dust the cobwebs off.

[PowerKat]

http://limboclub.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69849

lol - far from credible :o

[RoosterLad]

It's only been 4 months. Be patient as that arselicker Ben Carbonaro says.

[pickman]

My reaction to OP in thread was not dissimilar to this

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n265/LetThereBeCOLBY/vomit.jpg

Proof once again that 15-year old girls are idiots

[Legend]

Bay 13 sucks.

[Mike Oxlong]

KS Ant or anyone else, do you have a copy of the legendary bay 13 thread with Pops_is_hot_lolz and her little friend???

[Cuntis Maximus]

Post #68 and #71 of THIS thread n00b!

[Whacker]

What was that thread all about. I never saw it

[Keyser Soze]

I might have to undelete it one night before I go

[Cuntis Maximus]

Sunnytee, Flawed Genious and others virtually anally, vaginally, orally and ear canally raped ILTH and PIHL in a thread that they started trying to be clever..
Very funny shit.

[Whacker]

ks do it now noone will know :D

[Keyser Soze]

What was that thread all about. I never saw it

Thread was started by PIHL and ILTH and on first inspection it was a complete waste of time, a fact that several posters decided to point out rebutted by the rantings of the two illy 15 year old thread starters.

Truth is the first 250 posts are complete gibberish and were no indicator of the mayhem to come.

Somewhere along the line the topic turned to an internet gangbang of the two girls and it became a thread even TLC would be proud of.

All of it happened in the space of an hour or so whilst none of us mods were looking and what was a silly little thread when I logged off became something of a monster. Having to hand out some sort of penalty the 7(?) gang bangers were given 24 hour bans.

There ends the story

[Ant_]

Between that thread and the DonkeyBoyz thread about 3/4 quarters of Bay 13 regulars were sitting on red cards...:D

[Curtis Stone]

Between that thread and the DonkeyBoyz thread about 3/4 quarters of Bay 13 regulars were sitting on red cards...:D

Earned your pay that week by the sounds of it. ;)

[Ant_]

Earned your pay that week by the sounds of it. ;)

I was still a user, not sure how myself and Gangsta Deluxe got out of it clean.

[Cuntis Maximus]

Ahhh...the Donkeyboyz thread.

good times, good times indeed.

[Ant_]

Ahhh...the Donkeyboyz thread.

good times, good times indeed.


It still can be found, most of the funny stuff was not deleted.

[gangsta deluxe]

Lol that was a good thread,

You and me initiated the abuse by the look of it Ant. Very lucky indeed:D

[Whacker]

What is this donkeyboyz thread?

[Curtis Stone]

What is this donkeyboyz thread?

n00000000b!!!11

I don't know either.

[Ant_]

What is this donkeyboyz thread?


A lot of it has been cleaned up \ deleted

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=480302

[PowerKat]

A lot of it has been cleaned up \ deleted



I gather those were the parts that actually had entertainment value? If not - could you please point me in the right direction. I skimmed a few pages mid-thread and lost interest

kthx :)

[Geelong_Sicko]

I gather those were the parts that actually had entertainment value? If not - could you please point me in the right direction. I skimmed a few pages mid-thread and lost interest

kthx :)

+1:thumbsu:

[Cuntis Maximus]

I gather those were the parts that actually had entertainment value? If not - could you please point me in the right direction. I skimmed a few pages mid-thread and lost interest

kthx :)


Please think before you post.*






My favourite soozieism;)

[Keyser Soze]

Please think before you post.*






My favourite soozieism;)


Stronzo is a great mod.

Lots of support from Sooz for stronzo as Bay13 mod based on his stellar work on aflfooty2009.

[Cuntis Maximus]

She knows her stuff:thumbsu:

[clarkson2scott]

Stronzo = Bushie

[Keyser Soze]

The truth behind my decision to retire as mod :


Originally Posted by Porps_is_HOT_loz
So ummm.. when do I get the job?

Na just joking mate, but when does Keyz stop?
I dont want him to stop being a mod :S

Originally Posted by Anthony_
Maybe the Keys3r should answer this one?


Originally Posted by Keyser Soze

PIHL - you can be a mod when you reach 21.

Maybe.

And if you didn't want me to stop being a mod you shouldn't have left all those messages on my profile page - the cops weren't impressed and told me I'd be charged if I didn't stop moderating and forcing a young girl to post sleazy messages.




Originally Posted by Porps_is_HOT_loz

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KEYSER ARE YOU KIDDING?

I AM SOOOO SORRY, SHIT I AM SO SORRY.

F*******************K.

Dude im gonna ring up the police... omg Keys3r I will actually stop omg im soooo sorry.

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/images/smilies/redface.gifhttp://www.bigfooty.com/forum/images/smilies/frown.gifhttp://www.bigfooty.com/forum/images/smilies/redface.gifhttp://www.bigfooty.com/forum/images/smilies/frown.gifhttp://www.bigfooty.com/forum/images/smilies/redface.gif

I WILL OCCASIONALY JUST SAY HI BUT NOTHING ELSE.

Keyser im soo sorry http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/images/smilies/frown.gif

[RoosterLad]

That girl is an idiot.

[Swamp]

Still would.

[Hooley McBoob]

Originally Posted by Porps_is_HOT_loz

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KEYSER ARE YOU KIDDING?

I AM SOOOO SORRY, SHIT I AM SO SORRY.

F*******************K.

Dude im gonna ring up the police... omg Keys3r I will actually stop omg im soooo sorry.

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/images/smilies/redface.gifhttp://www.bigfooty.com/forum/images/smilies/frown.gifhttp://www.bigfooty.com/forum/images/smilies/redface.gifhttp://www.bigfooty.com/forum/images/smilies/frown.gifhttp://www.bigfooty.com/forum/images/smilies/redface.gif

I WILL OCCASIONALY JUST SAY HI BUT NOTHING ELSE.

Keyser im soo sorry http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/images/smilies/frown.gif

ROFFLE! Christ almighty, what a ****.

[Geelong_Sicko]

OMG, like... LOL?

:D

gr8 m8 now
procre8

[WA ROO]

See KS's fan club is now trying to find out his name.They know in which town he lives,get the name and the trouble really starts

[Geelong_Sicko]

See KS's fan club is now trying to find out his name.They know in which town he lives,get the name and the trouble really starts

Agreed. Shit can get serious. It may start with a slightly soiled G-banger left in KS's mail box. And it may escalate.







And the lulz will be many, and shall multiply over the earth.

[Cuntis Maximus]

I know his name

Srsly:thumbsu:

Credit card or Cash only thanks Keyser;)



Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haha

You poor fucker:(

[WA ROO]

Agreed. Shit can get serious. It may start with a slightly soiled G-banger left in KS's mail box. And it may escalate.







And the lulz will be many, and shall multiply over the earth.A crusty g banger in the post from Adelaide to KS's kingdom.
Surely the sniffer dogs at Australia Post would get it first

[Keyser Soze]

See KS's fan club is now trying to find out his name.They know in which town he lives,get the name and the trouble really starts


Everyone knows my real name is Kevin Spacey:rolleyes:

[Keyser Soze]

I know his name

Srsly:thumbsu:

Credit card or Cash only thanks Keyser;)



Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haha

You poor fucker:(

At least you think you know my real name

[WA ROO]

Everyone knows my real name is Kevin Spacey:rolleyes:Loved your work in Seven,that is the side of you your fangirls should see

[Cuntis Maximus]

It matters not to me.

Do you honestly think that I would spill the beans?

You DO know my real name and details btw.

What is up your arse lately??

[Keyser Soze]

What is up your arse lately??


Nothing.



That's the problem;) :p

[Keyser Soze]

Loved your work in Seven,that is the side of you your fangirls should see

Not American Beauty?

[Cuntis Maximus]

Call esti;)

[Geelong_Sicko]

Loved your work in Seven,that is the side of you your fangirls should see

Coulda shown more of the strap-on dildo blade, but oh well. Maybe next time...

[Guy Incognito]

See KS's fan club is now trying to find out his name.They know in which town he lives,get the name and the trouble really starts

There can't be that many names on the sex offender register can there?

[WA ROO]

Not American Beauty?Nah you play the psycho so well,almost instinctively

[Keyser Soze]

Call esti;)


He won't return my calls:(

[WA ROO]

There can't be that many names on the sex offender register can there?KS is trying to avoid the advances of these two stalkers.
Mate he lives in a town full of Danish backpackers

[Swamp]

There can't be that many names on the sex offender register can there?

GI who is that chick in your av and where can I see her box

[Guy Incognito]

GI who is that chick in your av and where can I see her box

The best I can do for you is the larger version of the pic :( which has a twistys.com watermark

http://i708.photobucket.com/albums/ww88/Bender175/avatar.jpg

[Roddy Woomble]

Wasnt someone trying to get the tweenies to post on here?

[Charming Man]

Is she for real this bird? Keyser, have you put her away? Is she sexable?

So many questions.

[Keyser Soze]

Is she for real this bird? Keyser, have you put her away? Is she sexable?

So many questions.

I think she is

No.

Only if you're under 16 or have a unfulfilled desire to sample prison food in a cell with Bubba.

[RoosterLad]

You would if the opportunity arose Keyser... as well as her malnourished friend who loves the hoff.

[Legend]

Is it true you have pics KS? Also if they are any good do you reckon I could pretend to be you to swoon since you have already laid the difficult ground work I could just walk on in, get details, blow on there face, tell them im not keyser, run, ?????, profit??

[sunnyTEE]

I've got the little hussey on my facebook.

[Guy Incognito]

I've got the little hussey on my face.

Nice :thumbsu:

[Ant_]

At least you think you know my real name

Hey Keyser had to say, I had a genuine lol when I read that for the first time on BF. :thumbsu:

[Porps_is_HOT_loz]

You probably already know this but that i love the hoff apparently looks like a 10 year old and weighs 30kg or something. Pretty poor form mate.
Seriously, fuck you RoosterLad you fucking ****.
ILTH is fucking crying because of fucking you.
SHE IS ABSOLUTLY TRYING HER HARDEST TO PUT ON WEIGHT and fuck no she looks 10, she looks 15 like her age.

And enough with this Keyser shit, we'll become normal posters coz you fucked us over... ok.
We were just doing it for a bit of fucking fun you fucking pedos.

[clarkson2scott]

My reaction to OP in thread was not dissimilar to this

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n265/LetThereBeCOLBY/vomit.jpg

Proof once again that 15-year old girls are idiots
Nope the only dickhead in here is you posting up photos of somebody throwing up and then following the 15 year olds around like a bad smell.

[Curtis Stone]

Hi Corin. :)

[Porps_is_HOT_loz]

THIS IS ILTH
OMG
YOU DONT KNOW HOW THIS FEELS.
I CANT BELIEVE THIS. NO PIHL IM NOT GOING TO BECOME A USUAL POSTER. IM FKN DONE WITH ALL THIS SHIT. I CAME TO BF BEACAUSE I LVOE THE PAFC AND I MADE THE GREATEST FRIEND EVER IN PIHL. AND I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME.
I AM CRYING.

YOURE ALL JUST SAD LITTLE TARDS WITH NO FRIENDS AND NO LIFE AND KEYZERS WIFE PROBABLY CHEATS ON HIM WITH LIKE SOME HOT FASHION MODEL COS KEYSER IS FAT AND BOLD ACCORDING TO SOURCES.

F*** YOU'S ALL
.

[Charming Man]

Seriously, fuck you RoosterLad you fucking ****.
ILTH is fucking crying because of fucking you.
SHE IS ABSOLUTLY TRYING HER HARDEST TO PUT ON WEIGHT and fuck no she looks 10, she looks 15 like her age.

And enough with this Keyser shit, we'll become normal posters coz you fucked us over... ok.
We were just doing it for a bit of fucking fun you fucking pedos.

Um, best post ever.

Um, not 15 seconds later it was trumped. Don't I look a fuckwit?

Magnificent.

[Curtis Stone]

How's that rego going ILTH?

[Curtis Stone]

I think it's time this thread was moved to The Love Boat Syd? :cool:

Oh wait...

[WA ROO]

KEYZERS WIFE PROBABLY CHEATS ON HIM WITH LIKE SOME HOT FASHION MODEL COS KEYSER IS FAT AND BOLD ACCORDING TO SOURCES.

Sources are wrong
Now go away and grow up,my 7 yr old is more mature than you two

[Porps_is_HOT_loz]

Um, best post ever.

Um, not 15 seconds later it was trumped. Don't I look a fuckwit?

Magnificent.
You guys are so fucking funny.

[sunnyTEE]

If that really was the hoff then wow.

[Porps_is_HOT_loz]

Sources are wrong
Now go away and grow up,my 7 yr old is more mature than you two
Wow, congrates on your great child.
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[Porps_is_HOT_loz]

If that really was the hoff then wow.
Thats was Hoffy, were both talking.

You dont know who this is.

[WA ROO]

Wow, congrates on your great child.
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[Porps_is_HOT_loz]

He is a normal 7 yr old

Oh so your the gay lover, ohhhhhh!

so are you the kids mummy or daddy!?!?!?

[WA ROO]

Oh so your the gay lover, ohhhhhh!

so are you the kids mummy or daddy!?!?!?Shouldn't a 15 yr old stay off an adult board.you might see something you are not supposed to.
So find a Hannah Montanna website

[Swamp]

So find a Hannah Montanna website

And if you find a good one, give me a heads up:thumbsu:

[johnnie walker]

Hahaha. Pay that SC.

[Ricketts]

Such serious business right now. :thumbsu:

[PetWussy]

THIS IS ILTH
OMG
YOU DONT KNOW HOW THIS FEELS.
I CANT BELIEVE THIS. NO PIHL IM NOT GOING TO BECOME A USUAL POSTER. IM FKN DONE WITH ALL THIS SHIT. I CAME TO BF BEACAUSE I LVOE THE PAFC AND I MADE THE GREATEST FRIEND EVER IN PIHL. AND I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME.
I AM CRYING.

YOURE ALL JUST SAD LITTLE TARDS WITH NO FRIENDS AND NO LIFE AND KEYZERS WIFE PROBABLY CHEATS ON HIM WITH LIKE SOME HOT FASHION MODEL COS KEYSER IS FAT AND BOLD ACCORDING TO SOURCES.

F*** YOU'S ALL
.

I just thought this needed to be seen again.

[CATS]

I have no idea wtf is going on.

Please explain.

[Curtis Stone]

I have no idea wtf is going on.

Please explain.

I believe this is what you were looking for.

http://deadon.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/rabbit_pancake.jpg

[CATS]

I believe this is what you were looking for.

http://deadon.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/rabbit_pancake.jpg
That makes so much more sense than the rest of this thread.

Thank you, kind sir!

[Keyser Soze]

I have no idea wtf is going on.

Please explain.


You and me both

[Cuntis Maximus]

I have always thought of you as BOLD mate:thumbsu:


Oh...and bald!!





LMFAO at the 15 year old anorexic breakdown.



I love it when a thread goes pear shaped:D :D

[BYOB]

Yikes.

I guess I shouldn't go out tonight, I might miss something.

[johnnie walker]

It's like that Benny C death episode. Missed an hour or so. Bad mistake...

[Keyser Soze]

AND KEYZERS WIFE PROBABLY CHEATS ON HIM WITH LIKE SOME HOT FASHION MODEL COS KEYSER IS FAT AND BOLD ACCORDING TO SOURCES.





Hahaha - this is true.

Except for the bit about my wife cheating on me.

I hope.

At least PN's thread has some good advice from Mike Oxlong on how to deal with it if it is true.

[BYOB]

It's like that Benny C death episode. Missed an hour or so. Bad mistake...

As long as we don't miss noodz it should be ok.

[CATS]

OMG...is it on, like Donkey Kong yet?


I wanna see some pre-teens have a go. They are so funny to watch. Plus when they get mad and dont know how to spell, it makes itmore fun trying to decipher their comebacks! :)

[Keyser Soze]

Plus when they get mad and dont know how to spell, it makes itmore fun trying to decipher their comebacks! :)

I can't understand half of what they post when they're happy.

[jaxxon]

I think we all feel old after reading that crap. It makes me want to get into politics and pour money into the education system. And someone crying and getting upset and quitting a forum because someone on another forum called them skinny? Jesus. What will happen when real problems appear?

[Cuntis Maximus]

RoosterLad is nothing but a c..unt.

[Curtis Stone]

I think we all feel old after reading that crap. It makes me want to get into politics and pour money into the education system. And someone crying and getting upset and quitting a forum because someone on another forum called them skinny? Jesus. What will happen when real problems appear?

More often than not his sort of shit lasts till they are around 21/22 unfortunately. Fucking drama queens these women are.

And here I was thinking teenage girls wanted to be acknowledged as skinny? :confused:

[CATS]

RoosterLad is nothing but a c..unt.
http://dezider.wz.cz/asci/lollercaust.gif

[Mudkipz]

YOU PEDO FUCKING *****


THIS IS ILTH FRIEND FROM SCHOOL, IF YOU PEDOS DON'T SHUT YOUR FUCKEN PIE HOLES I WILL PERSONALLY FUCK YOU ALL UP, KEYSER, YOU OLD FUCK, TAKE YOUR DICK OUT OF YOUR HAND AND PUT IT IN A PENCIL SHARPENER, THE SMALL SIDE FOR GREYLEDS.

YOUR ALL DIRTY OLD COCKSUCKERS AND I THINK YOU SHOULD ALL O.D ON SOME COUGH SYRUP.

[CATS]

GREYLEDS


Please explain.

Thank you kindly! :)

[clarkson2scott]

Please explain.

Thank you kindly! :)
http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ZabZtKsojvCYyM:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/awcomix/Col_Blue_repo.png (http://images.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/awcomix/Col_Blue_repo.png&imgrefurl=http://awcomix.blogspot.com/2008/07/review-of-non-photo-blue-pencils.html&usg=__Y-A3dPGTzSYWaMs0QMNoG6B5SbY=&h=384&w=443&sz=74&hl=en&start=18&um=1&tbnid=ZabZtKsojvCYyM:&tbnh=110&tbnw=127&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgreylead%2Bpencils%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den)

[Curtis Stone]

YOU PEDO FUCKING *****


THIS IS ILTH FRIEND FROM SCHOOL, IF YOU PEDOS DON'T SHUT YOUR FUCKEN PIE HOLES I WILL PERSONALLY FUCK YOU ALL UP, KEYSER, YOU OLD FUCK, TAKE YOUR DICK OUT OF YOUR HAND AND PUT IT IN A PENCIL SHARPENER, THE SMALL SIDE FOR GREYLEDS.

YOUR ALL DIRTY OLD COCKSUCKERS AND I THINK YOU SHOULD ALL O.D ON SOME COUGH SYRUP.

do a barrel roll.

[Mudkipz]

do a barrel roll.
your a funny ****.

go fuck yourself poof

[Incontinent Rob]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?p=13566306#post13566306

So, you'll be making a full time move to TLC then?

Oh, joy.

[Cuntis Maximus]

Hello ILTH friend from school.

wanna fuck??

[Swamp]

Can someone who is not banned from BF please go to this thread:
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=537652
And tell walshy93, or MATT WALSH as we now know him, that he is the worlds biggest fag for selling out the TLC for trying to get a root off a 15 year old. I knew the kid was weird, but not a fucking weird cunt. His box is adorned with TLC shit but he hardly ever posts here, and his userpage is full of comments from Porps.
YOU FUCKED UP MATT WALSH. NOW YOU'LL NEVER GET THAT FIRST ROOT YOU SO DESPERATLEY CRAVE AND YOU WILL NEVER, EVER BE ACCEPTED BY THE PEOPLE ON THESE BOARDS.

GO KILL YOURSELF.

[CATS]

Can someone who is not banned from BF please go to this thread:
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=537652
And tell walshy93, or MATT WALSH as we now know him, that he is the worlds biggest fag for selling out the TLC for trying to get a root off a 15 year old. I knew the kid was weird, but not a fucking weird cunt. His box is adorned with TLC shit but he hardly ever posts here, and his userpage is full of comments from Porps.
YOU FUCKED UP MATT WALSH. NOW YOU'LL NEVER GET THAT FIRST ROOT YOU SO DESPERATLEY CRAVE AND YOU WILL NEVER, EVER BE ACCEPTED BY THE PEOPLE ON THESE BOARDS.

GO KILL YOURSELF.
PM me exact details and I shall post it! :)

[Curtis Stone]

your a funny ****.

You're

go fuck yourself poof

You don't have to encourage me.

[Mudkipz]

Since when was getting grammar correct, needed on TLC fuckface?

[Keyser Soze]

KEYSER, YOU OLD FUCK, TAKE YOUR DICK OUT OF YOUR HAND AND PUT IT IN A PENCIL SHARPENER


Been there, done that.

Next

[clarkson2scott]

Since when was getting grammar correct, needed on TLC fuckface?
you might be upset but there's no need to swear at them. Calm down please mate.

[Big Man]

How'd that go for you?

[Mudkipz]

Hello ILTH friend from school.

wanna fuck??
Well bushie jokes on you because im not a chick, actually have a cock and a set of dropped testicles.

you sick fuck

[Curtis Stone]

Well bushie jokes on you because im not a chick, actually have a cock and a set of dropped testicles.

you sick fuck

That's the appeal.

[Cath]

im not a chick, actually have a cock and a set of dropped testicles.



If you listen quietly, real quietly, you can just faintly hear Cat's VJ start to moisten.

O lordy, I feel ill.

[Curtis Stone]

Can someone who is not banned from BF please go to this thread:
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=537652
And tell walshy93, or MATT WALSH as we now know him, that he is the worlds biggest fag for selling out the TLC for trying to get a root off a 15 year old. I knew the kid was weird, but not a fucking weird cunt. His box is adorned with TLC shit but he hardly ever posts here, and his userpage is full of comments from Porps.
YOU FUCKED UP MATT WALSH. NOW YOU'LL NEVER GET THAT FIRST ROOT YOU SO DESPERATLEY CRAVE AND YOU WILL NEVER, EVER BE ACCEPTED BY THE PEOPLE ON THESE BOARDS.

GO KILL YOURSELF.

Why not tell him yourself?

Linky --> http://www.limboclub.com/forum/private.php?do=newpm&u=2275

It's him.

[clarkson2scott]

Well bushie jokes on you because im not a chick, actually have a cock and a set of dropped testicles.

you sick fuck
Mad Dog.... is that you mate?

[CATS]

If you listen quietly, real quietly, you can just faintly hear Cat's VJ start to moisten.

O lordy, I feel ill.
Too late, I think your desperate VJ beat me to it.

[tribey]

Too late, I think your desperate VJ beat me to it.

every time you post a babby is born with downs syndrome :thumbsd:

[Uncle Terry]

what a dastardly bunch of cads. you should all be ashamed of yourselves.

:(

[CATS]

every time you post a babby is born with downs syndrome :thumbsd:
Stop fucking Cath each time she opens her legs and no babbies will be born!

[Swamp]

what a dastardly bunch of cads. you should all be ashamed of yourselves.

:(

How many operations can you afford on your salary Tess?

[tribey]

Stop fucking Cath each time she opens her legs and no babbies will be born!

even if i fucked her 3000 times in short order she can only shit out one mongoloid every 9 months. way to fail sex ed you bucktoothed gherkin-herder

[CATS]

even if i fucked her 3000 times in short order she can only shit out one mongoloid every 9 months. way to fail sex ed you bucktoothed gherkin-herder
Ever heard of twins, triplets, quadruplets, etc?

Way to fail at life, spastic

[CATS]

Just reading through that BF thread now...I didnt realise 13 year olds were so immature these days! One person called her skinny and now she cries and is too scared to use the internet. Odd.

Is there something mentally wrong with her? Maybe that should have been checked by her mum and dad...that shit is not normal.

[tribey]

Ever heard of twins, triplets, quadruplets, etc?

lol pinning your hopes on a statistical anomaly to save your insults

Way to fail at life, spastic

youre underrating the common spastic imo. paralympic bronze medal-winning spastics > cockeyed binwater guzzling pus-strumpets tbh

[CATS]

lol pinning your hopes on a statistical anomaly to save your insults



youre underrating the common spastic imo. paralympic bronze medal-winning spastics > cockeyed binwater guzzling pus-strumpets tbh
The hypocrisy between you two is absolutely awe inspiring.

You give shit to Kruzin for sticking up for me when you started posting my pictures (without permission - which excuse apparently helped get Cath's pics down funnily enough), yet as soon as I even make a sly remark her way you get all defensive.

I think I am seeing the real reason Rave moved on. She had already moved onto another TLC poster! Hope that works out in her favour!. :thumbsu:

[Fapio]

NARHWALS FUCK YEAH

[Cath]

Too late, I think your desperate VJ beat me to it.

The only thing my VJ is desperate for is some Poise Pantyliners after I laughed too hard looking at your hideously crumbling twin peaks, oh noes.

[Cath]

The hypocrisy between you two is absolutely awe inspiring.

You give shit to Kruzin for sticking up for me when you started posting my pictures (without permission - which excuse apparently helped get Cath's pics down funnily enough), yet as soon as I even make a sly remark her way you get all defensive.

I think I am seeing the real reason Rave moved on. She had already moved onto another TLC poster! Hope that works out in her favour!. :thumbsu:

That crazy little pubebrain of yours is inventing cheeky little conspiracy theories. Nice try, but Rave and I are still quite together thank you very much :)

[CATS]

That crazy little pubebrain of yours is inventing cheeky little conspiracy theories. Nice try, but Rave and I are still quite together thank you very much :)
Poor guy hasnt stopped smoking the crack I see. :p

My 'conspiracies' are a lot more plausible than most of the shit you and your pal nicky come up with.

[tribey]

The hypocrisy between you two is absolutely awe inspiring.

You give shit to Kruzin for sticking up for me when you started posting my pictures (without permission - which excuse apparently helped get Cath's pics down funnily enough), yet as soon as I even make a sly remark her way you get all defensive.

I think I am seeing the real reason Rave moved on. She had already moved onto another TLC poster! Hope that works out in her favour!. :thumbsu:

rofl :)

[PedoBear]

Am i too late :D

Dam i always miss the n00dz




Be patient, Pedo, Be Patient

[Hooley McBoob]

So much for the Keyser love.

It's sad, there are some mature young posters on BF and these two just ruin it. What a pair of dickheads.

[Ljp86]

Well this thread was interesting.

[Ricketts]

thread needs more young girl posts

[CATS]

Am i too late :D

Dam i always miss the n00dz




Be patient, Pedo, Be Patient

Be patient, Pedo, Be Patient

Good things come to those who wait...give the 13 year old a week or two to get over the pettyness and she will be posting again :)

[clarkson2scott]

rofl :)
Get fucked you sick fucker.

[Hugh Jorgen]

Well this thread was interesting.

So by interesting, I guess you mean car crash type interesting?

This thread is kind of like a car crash. It's like two of the worst episodes of Home and Away and Neighbours have sped headlong into a collision with each other and left a tangled mess of bullshit, ridiculous storylines strewn across the road that no one can make any fucking sense of.

[WA ROO]

Well bushie jokes on you because im not a chick, actually have a cock and a set of dropped testicles.

you sick fuckNever stopped him before
After he finishes,he will turn your carcass into a nice hat

[Ljp86]

So by interesting, I guess you mean car crash type interesting?

This thread is kind of like a car crash. It's like two of the worst episodes of Home and Away and Neighbours have sped headlong into a collision with each other and left a tangled mess of bullshit, ridiculous storylines strewn across the road that no one can make any fucking sense of.

Yes, the car crash type.

For what it's worth, I think quitting a site over being called underweight/skinny is a bit soft. I can only imagine the hundreds of thousands of fat chicks bloodcurdling screams falling on deaf ears, "why can't I be underweight!?"

[Kerrby]

OI! ALL YOUSE LEAVE HER ALONE. YOUSE SHOULD ALL BE ASSAMED OF YOUSE SELVES YOUSE.

[Keyser Soze]

No worries walshy;)

[PowerFat]

No worries walshy;)

Hey G what did you think about Tigerboyz winning the greatest cum gargler of Bay 13 history? You reckon we got it right? I thought he was far and away the right choice.

[Karl Hungus]

Please explain.

Thank you kindly! :)
Yes, greylands isn't even in Adelaide, mystery school friend person.

[Karl Hungus]

Hey G what did you think about Tigerboyz winning the greatest cum gargler of Bay 13 history? You reckon we got it right? I thought he was far and away the right choice.
Is that a rhetorical question PF? ;)

[CATS]

Yes, greylands isn't even in Adelaide, mystery school friend person.
I wasnt sure if they were referring to Greylands, or grey LEADS (as in lead pencils - seeing as there was reference to a sharpener).

Fuck knows what goes through their minds these days, though. I am sure they make sense to themselves...we hope

[PowerFat]

Is that a rhetorical question PF? ;)

You'd have to assume so, hard to imagine anyone else getting it ...

[Karl Hungus]

You'd have to assume so, hard to imagine anyone else getting it ...
Yes, he was the only REAL candidate.

[Karl Hungus]

I wasnt sure if they were referring to Greylands, or grey LEADS (as in lead pencils - seeing as there was reference to a sharpener).

Fuck knows what goes through their minds these days, though. I am sure they make sense to themselves...we hope
Graylands or greylands (?) is a mental institution in Perth. I've been there once.

[PowerFat]

Yes, he was the only REAL candidate.

What sort of things do you reckon he does to pass the time in the train station?

[CATS]

Graylands or greylands (?) is a mental institution in Perth. I've been there once.
I know it is (I thought they closed it down, or were getting pretty full and not taking any more in or some shit), but i thought they were talking about sharpeners etc, I thought they were talking about pencils. Or maybe I am reading too much into it

YOU PEDO FUCKING *****





THIS IS ILTH FRIEND FROM SCHOOL, IF YOU PEDOS DON'T SHUT YOUR FUCKEN PIE HOLES I WILL PERSONALLY FUCK YOU ALL UP, KEYSER, YOU OLD FUCK, TAKE YOUR DICK OUT OF YOUR HAND AND PUT IT IN A PENCIL SHARPENER, THE SMALL SIDE FOR GREYLEDS.



YOUR ALL DIRTY OLD COCKSUCKERS AND I THINK YOU SHOULD ALL O.D ON SOME COUGH SYRUP.

[Mudkipz]

you cocksuckers make me sick.

[Mudkipz]

I know it is (I thought they closed it down, or were getting pretty full and not taking any more in or some shit), but i thought they were talking about sharpeners etc, I thought they were talking about pencils. Or maybe I am reading too much into it
OK Mr. Technicalities, Grey-Lead

Here faggot cock, i'll put it in Latin Griseus Plumbum

Plumbum should be your new nick name around here, sir suckscocksalot.

[Godfrey Jones]

Can someone who is not banned from BF please go to this thread:
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=537652
And tell walshy93, or MATT WALSH as we now know him, that he is the worlds biggest fag for selling out the TLC for trying to get a root off a 15 year old. I knew the kid was weird, but not a fucking weird cunt. His box is adorned with TLC shit but he hardly ever posts here, and his userpage is full of comments from Porps.
YOU FUCKED UP MATT WALSH. NOW YOU'LL NEVER GET THAT FIRST ROOT YOU SO DESPERATLEY CRAVE AND YOU WILL NEVER, EVER BE ACCEPTED BY THE PEOPLE ON THESE BOARDS.

GO KILL YOURSELF.

I did.

And I got a red :(

funny thing is i honestly thought it was bay-13 that i was posting on. turned out to be the port board

[Keyser Soze]

Hey G what did you think about Tigerboyz winning the greatest cum gargler of Bay 13 history? You reckon we got it right? I thought he was far and away the right choice.


I thought the award was well deserved.:)

[BYOB]

I did.

And I got a red :(

funny thing is i honestly thought it was bay-13 that i was posting on. turned out to be the port board

Yeah, your post was deleted and the thread's been closed.

Disappointing, I think it was ripe for another round of cyber rape...

[Cuntis Maximus]

OK Mr. Technicalities, Grey-Lead

Here faggot cock, i'll put it in Latin Griseus Plumbum

Plumbum should be your new nick name around here, sir suckscocksalot.



The offer is still open matey!!

You keep screaming these whithering insults of yours and I'll keep on pumping.:thumbsu:

I'm so hard for you right now:)

[Cuntis Maximus]

Epic thread btw.

Congrats to all:thumbsu:

[Swamp]

I did.

And I got a red :(

funny thing is i honestly thought it was bay-13 that i was posting on. turned out to be the port board

Bugger, I missed it. What did you post?

[LondonCalling]

So when does the gang bang start?

[RoosterLad]

Well it seems I missed a heap of shit last night, and even got a hate message from the hoff lover... but at least I'm not too late for the LC gangbang.

[Godfrey Jones]

Bugger, I missed it. What did you post?

i just quoted your post word for word, lol

[Cuntis Maximus]

You should be ashamed RL!

Shotgun anus on ILTH!!:thumbsu:

[Swamp]

i just quoted your post word for word, lol

Excellent.

[Guy Incognito]

How can you people talk about such trival matters when I just heard that Clinton Grybas passed away :(

[Geelong_Sicko]

How can you people talk about such trival matters when I just heard that Clinton Grybas passed away :(

My condolences to his family.

[pepe]

Well that's fucked, who will call the footy now ?

[LondonCalling]

START THE GANG BANG ALREADY

[Kerrby]

Good thing I have their email addresses.

[Kerrby]

Anyone want to abuse walshy via visitor messages :D?

[Keyser Soze]

Anyone want to abuse walshy via visitor messages :D?


Off you go.

Don't be surprised if you get banned though

[FG]

I have but a few words;

Thank the fucking christ they're gone. Giving teenagers on BF a bad name

Get a thick skin, ILTH, or you'll never. ever. survive on the internet

promise you that

see you when you're back on your new alias, which shouldn't take long to discover. there's only so long you can disguise your molestation of the english language


keyser, bring that thread back.. into here

[Legend]

So anybody want to sum this shit up in under 100 words?

[Godfrey Jones]

....

THIS IS ILTH
OMG
YOU DONT KNOW HOW THIS FEELS.
I CANT BELIEVE THIS. NO PIHL IM NOT GOING TO BECOME A USUAL POSTER. IM FKN DONE WITH ALL THIS SHIT. I CAME TO BF BEACAUSE I LVOE THE PAFC AND I MADE THE GREATEST FRIEND EVER IN PIHL. AND I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME.
I AM CRYING.

YOURE ALL JUST SAD LITTLE TARDS WITH NO FRIENDS AND NO LIFE AND KEYZERS WIFE PROBABLY CHEATS ON HIM WITH LIKE SOME HOT FASHION MODEL COS KEYSER IS FAT AND BOLD ACCORDING TO SOURCES.

F*** YOU'S ALL
.

[Ljp86]

So anybody want to sum this shit up in under 100 words?

Someone called some chick skinny/underweight. Girl has massive cry about it, "OMG I h8 u all, world iz ova blah blah blah". Some offer some sympathy, everyone else tells her to harden the fuck up.

Numerous people ask for pics/n00dz.

There you go.

[Porps_is_HOT_loz]

Shouldn't a 15 yr old stay off an adult board.you might see something you are not supposed to.
So find a Hannah Montanna website
Hannah Montanna is shit you idiot.
And your avatar is the most disgusting things, you guys must be desperate.

[Porps_is_HOT_loz]

Hahaha - this is true.

Except for the bit about my wife cheating on me.

I hope.

At least PN's thread has some good advice from Mike Oxlong on how to deal with it if it is true.
Grow some hair buddy, you will look sexy.
And the wife cheating bit.. watch your back.

[Porps_is_HOT_loz]

RoosterLad is nothing but a c..unt.
Bushie, I agree.
I am ashamed to be a Crows supporter when he barracks for the same team.

[Porps_is_HOT_loz]

Can someone who is not banned from BF please go to this thread:
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=537652
And tell walshy93, or MATT WALSH as we now know him, that he is the worlds biggest fag for selling out the TLC for trying to get a root off a 15 year old. I knew the kid was weird, but not a fucking weird cunt. His box is adorned with TLC shit but he hardly ever posts here, and his userpage is full of comments from Porps.
YOU FUCKED UP MATT WALSH. NOW YOU'LL NEVER GET THAT FIRST ROOT YOU SO DESPERATLEY CRAVE AND YOU WILL NEVER, EVER BE ACCEPTED BY THE PEOPLE ON THESE BOARDS.

GO KILL YOURSELF.
Hahahahahaha, Walshys and awesome guy but I gotta say that I lol'd at this post :thumbsu:

[Porps_is_HOT_loz]

Been there, done that.

Next
We'd still do you.

[Cuntis Maximus]

LOL at your sig.

How fucken soft is that??

The only way that you two can redeem yourselves is to accept our demands.

You know you want to.:thumbsu:

Now just climb up on the block.

[RoosterLad]

Hahahah have a fucking cry loz. Just because your anorexic friend has decided to flee Bigfooty... the sooner you leave the better too.

And we are desperate? Is that why you are chatting up a married pedo on a footy forum?