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Cuntis Maximus
29th January 2009, 14:01
You aren't all this fucken stupid, are you??

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/734929/clumsy-kiwi-crooks-are-a-knockout/?rss=yes


"The men were handcuffed together when they ran out of Hastings Court in Hawkes Bay on New Zealand's north island but apparently forgot this as they ran towards a power pole.
The men went each side of the pole, the chain in their handcuffs wrapped around it and the fugitives instantly found themselves clashing heads as physics took over."

Seriously WTF!!!!

And just to further the theory of your idiocy...:rolleyes:



Also in court today is a 28-year-old Christchurch man who knocked himself out while allegedly breaking into a house.

They believed the man may have fallen and hit his head while trying to take a drum kit down a spiral staircase from the loft in the garage.





And we let these fuckers in without a visa!!!:eek:
Curtis Stone
29th January 2009, 14:02
Haha, sucked in Andy.
Whacker
29th January 2009, 14:08
I saw the vision of the top one this morning on the news. Fucking funny shit
Godfrey Jones
29th January 2009, 14:09
andy's a kiwi?
Dr Andy
29th January 2009, 14:13
they didn't fucken "forget" asshole, they just got caught up in the moment, and both tried to take the lead.


kiwis are born leaders
Cuntis Maximus
29th January 2009, 14:16
It seems that he is!:D
Cuntis Maximus
29th January 2009, 14:48
kiwis are born leaders


Fair enough andY!!

Help me out here will ya.

Was this Kiwi leader born as a man or woman???


http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee77/MtGibson/735209.jpg
Mancey
29th January 2009, 14:55
http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee77/MtGibson/735209.jpg

BRAAAAAAAAINZZZZ BRAAAAAAAAAAINZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEERG BRAAAAAAINNNNNNZ
Post Noodz?
29th January 2009, 14:57
Went to Wellington last easter weekend walking thru the mall at 9 pm was fucking hillarious street kids burning shit and being genuine rats i lol'd at them then ran away
Cuntis Maximus
29th January 2009, 15:01
Oh...and andY.

While I'm at it.

Was this Kiwi leader even born in New Zealand??

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee77/MtGibson/1970_1.jpg

We both know the answer to that.;)



And just one last question.

Was this new Zealand leader born a dickhead, or is he just the ultimate representative of the Kiwi culture???


http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee77/MtGibson/1d1cbbb28ee0fa46c8e2.jpg






I just fucken love kiwi's:thumbsu:
Syd
29th January 2009, 15:07
Why can't your national bird fly?
Banana Republican
29th January 2009, 15:16
Joh FTW
Mancey
29th January 2009, 15:19
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/7363/070416rwbzr0.jpg
jaxxon
29th January 2009, 16:53
http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/3139/aposcarsluncheg6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
rick James
29th January 2009, 20:41
Anyone see that cop show from NZ where they raided a speed lab run by skinheads, and a few of them lash?

One of them gets apprehanded in the abckyard, and the other guy scales the fence. the cops assume he's gotten away, but then in some meth-addled rage, he just charges the fence like a bull at a matador and this big shiny dome crashes straight through, now he's stuck.

So the police are just looking at this ******, completely bewildered, and he just starts screaming "FAAAAAAAARRRRK YOOOOOOUSE CARNTS"

Was gold. Kiwi's are rad.
Mancey
29th January 2009, 20:44
So the police are just looking at this ******, completely bewildered, and he just starts screaming "FAAAAAAAARRRRK YOOOOOOUSE CARNTS"

Was gold. Kiwi's are rad.

Love it when you put yourself through a usually dull show like that and uncover a diamond.:D Thats a winner
pickman
29th January 2009, 21:25
Why can't your national bird fly?

Neither can ours my fellow Australian ;)

Our flightless bird is bigger though so we win :p
rick James
29th January 2009, 21:37
Neither can ours my fellow Australian ;)


You're forgetting the Australian tradition of ignorance, pinko.
Cuntis Maximus
29th January 2009, 21:38
can a kiwi walk backwards though?
Keyser Soze
29th January 2009, 21:47
can a kiwi walk backwards though?


Only when backing out of a sheep
Charles Darwin
29th January 2009, 21:51
Handcuffed as bro.
Jather Fack
29th January 2009, 22:07
How come?
CATS
30th January 2009, 02:49
Can all kiwis please shoot themselces in the head or at least nuclear bomb themselves?? They shit me to tears..

kthxbai
Dr Andy
30th January 2009, 08:39
you're all fucked, especially you bushie


you wait until I get my fucken cuzzybros from the fucken gym and then we'll see what's up WHAT MOTHERFUCKER
Cuntis Maximus
30th January 2009, 09:01
you're all fucked, especially you bushie


you wait until I get my fucken cuzzybros from the fucken gym and then we'll see what's up WHAT MOTHERFUCKER






hmmmm....one of the hardmen cuzzy bro's working out in gym.

Gym??

That's a funny name for a ewe!!

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee77/MtGibson/man_with_sheep.jpg













oh....andY!!

Your missus has got to stop sending me her pics!!

It's kinda weird mate!




http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee77/MtGibson/6a00d83451c49a69e200e54fbceb508833-.jpg
Dr Andy
30th January 2009, 09:49
how the fuck did you get a picture of gertrude


you're not fucking her too are you
Ant_
30th January 2009, 10:17
I am half kiwi so I guess that's my excuse everytime I fuck up.
Cuntis Maximus
30th January 2009, 12:24
I am half kiwi so I guess that's my excuse everytime I fuck up.


This explains many things.
Ant_
30th January 2009, 12:26
This explains many things.

Haha, but the Australian side of me can control those urges. :cool:
Admiral Afterworld
30th January 2009, 16:16
I am half kiwi so I guess that's my excuse everytime I fuck up.

Are you a duel citizen or merely the son of a New Zealand migrant?
Syd
30th January 2009, 16:21
Are you a duel citizen ...

En Garde mothafucka!
Ant_
30th January 2009, 16:31
Are you a duel citizen or merely the son of a New Zealand migrant?

Duel, I could get a kiwi passport if I wanted but why the fuck would I?
Admiral Afterworld
30th January 2009, 18:07
To dodge possible future drafts?
Cuntis Maximus
30th January 2009, 19:23
En Garde mothafucka!


Deserves repeating...pity it was missed.


To dodge possible future drafts?


I vote that you get drafted.

As the the next Hamas suicide bomber.:thumbsu:
Banana Republican
30th January 2009, 21:37
Duel, I could get a kiwi passport if I wanted but why the fuck would I?
Better Tax rate on your Super
(if there will be any left)
Ant_
30th January 2009, 23:01
Better Tax rate on your Super
(if there will be any left)

hmm still pass
clarkson2scott
31st January 2009, 10:27
I have just read the most racist shit of a thread that is filled with mindless shit that immature drunken retards have written in.

I don't find Andy to be shithouse, even if he is a kiwi. I have got a lot of respect for him.
Guy Incognito
31st January 2009, 12:35
En Garde mothafucka!

Deserves repeating...pity it was missed.



Just because there wasn't a "LOL :D :thumbsu: " reply doesn't mean it was missed, or at least thats what I'm hoping otherwise I've wasted a cuntload of posts :(
Ljp86
31st January 2009, 14:07
Deserves repeating...pity it was missed.





I vote that you get drafted.

As the the next Hamas suicide bomber.:thumbsu:

I don't think Earth could survive a bomb that big.