London Calling Mk II

[Cuntis Maximus]

Listen here you fucken racist cuntload.

You constantly degrade my wife, my children, their heritage, their colour and our dogs.

You fucking filthy, tennis loving cocksucker!!! Brag about your bets, but never fucken own up to your losses!! Fucking jelly-backed c...unt!!!!

PhD?? Yeah.....and my grandmother was Marie Curie, you fucken cum gobbling, egotistical fucken ex-Foxtel working piece of dingo shit.

You always fucken offend Ben, and try and get Suzi into trouble with the Feds and even fucken slander Lidges name.....what are you, you c..unt??

Some sort of fucked in the head ...**** who needs to justify his inadequacies on a chat site???

You cocksucker....take your butt plug out of your mothers urethra and stick it back up yours.

Prick!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Cuntis Maximus]

I feel that this is a slight improvement on Mk I:)

[johnnie walker]

Interesting.

[Post Noodz?]

Gets note pad and pen.... takes down notes from the master


Well done Bushie :thumbsu:

[Admiral Afterworld]

London calling to the faraway towns
Now war is declared - and battle come down
London calling to the underworld
Come out of the cupboard, you boys and girls
London calling, now don't look to us
Phoney Beatlemania has bitten the dust
London calling, see we ain't got no swing
'Cept for the ring of that truncheon thing

[LondonCalling]

Bravo, sir. Bravo.

[LondonCalling]

Listen here you fucken racist cuntload.

You constantly degrade my wife, my children, their heritage, their colour and our dogs.

I said something about your dogs? :eek:

[Admiral Afterworld]

I feel that this is a slight improvement on Mk I:)

Like how Betty Cuthbert is a slightly younger than your wife?

[Karl Hungus]

That's how you do it. :thumbsu:

[Jack Frost]

Don't encourage the animal

[Cuntis Maximus]

Gets note pad and pen.... takes down notes from the master


Well done Bushie :thumbsu:


You have much to learn young one.

Bravo, sir. Bravo.


Thank you, thank you, thank you very much:thumbsu:


I said something about your dogs? :eek:


It's only a matter of time. You know it and I know it;)

Like how Betty Cuthbert is a slightly younger than your wife?


Like how your slightly larger than a mature Blue Whale??

Yet lack the basic motor skills of a sloth on opium??

Fuck off idiot:rolleyes:

[LondonCalling]

It's only a matter of time. You know it and I know it;)


Well I suppose they probably have a much more pure bloodline than your kids do....

[Cuntis Maximus]

I took the even money odds on it happening within 5 minutes:thumbsu:

[LondonCalling]

I took the even money odds on it happening within 5 minutes:thumbsu:

And yet I'm the one who only brags about the bets I've won? :D

[Cuntis Maximus]

And all is at peace in the world;) :thumbsu:

[Ben Carbonaro]

Bushie must have had vented up anger or something, that was quite a serve.

[LondonCalling]

Bushie must have had vented up anger or something, that was quite a serve.

You'd know all about vented up anger. Only difference is, Bushie didn't kill Lidge.

[Post Noodz?]

You'd know all about vented up anger. Only difference is, Bushie didn't kill Lidge.


To far FUCKSTICK to far seriously edit that shit out now

[LondonCalling]

To far FUCKSTICK to far seriously edit that shit out now

Challenge me to a spelling bee, and maybe, I just might.

[Post Noodz?]

buzz off

[LondonCalling]

I see what you did there!

[Post Noodz?]

Behive urself

[LondonCalling]

mmm mmm mmm
come on buzz me up to heaven baby
mmm mmm mmm
come on buzz me up to heaven

i've been missing you i should be kissing you
honey to the bee that's you for me
i wouldn't tell a lie got a love i can't deny
honey to the bee that's you for me
honey to the bee that's you for me
honey to the bee

i close my eye and i see you clear
it feels like you're lying here
all things i want to say come and go
easy as the breeze the words just flow
i float on air as light as any feather
your love so sweet like an open flower
i'm dizzy from the time we spend together
i need that honey drip every hour

i'm thinking about your sugar lips
got a feeling for you now that's so strong
i'm dreaming of the candy in your fingertips
baby don't stay away from me too long

i've been missing you i should be kissing you
honey to the bee that's you for me
i wouldn't tell a lie got a love i can't deny
honey to the bee that's you for me
honey to the bee that's you for me
honey to the bee

mmm mmm mmm
come on buzz me up to heaven baby
mmm mmm mmm
come on buzz me up to heaven

you make me smile though you're far away
i hear your voice like it was yesterday
all the things you do they make me feel so fine
i wanna tell the world about a love that's mine
these wings to fly are gonna last forever
cos one by one my dreams come true
and i touch the sky whenever we're together
i can't believe the joy i get with you

i'm thinking about your sugar lips
got a feeling for you now that's so strong
i'm dreaming of the candy in your fingertips
baby don't stay away from me too long

i've been missing you i should be kissing you
honey to the bee that's you for me
i wouldn't tell a lie got a love i can't deny
honey to the bee that's you for me

i've been missing you i should be kissing you
honey to the bee that's you for me
i wouldn't tell a lie got a love i can't deny
honey to the bee that's you for me
honey to the bee that's you for me
honey to the bee come on and buzz me

heaven you're the only one that can get me there
heaven when you gonna hear my prayer yeah
heaven you're the only one that can get me there
heaven when you gonna hear my prayer yeah

i'm thinking about your sugar lips
got a feeling for you now that's so strong
got me dreaming of the candy in your fingertips
baby don't stay away from me too long

i've been missing you i should be kissing you
honey to the bee that's you for me
i wouldn't tell a lie got a love i can't deny
honey to the bee that's you for me

i've been missing you i really should be kissing you
honey to the bee that's you for me
i wouldn't tell a lie got a love i can't deny
honey to the bee that's you for me

i've been missing you i really should be kissing you
honey to the bee that's you for me
i wouldn't tell a lie got a love i can't deny
honey to the bee that's you for me
honey to the bee that's you for me
honey to the bee

honey to the bee that's you for me
honey to the bee that's you for me
yeah you for me

[Ray Smoodiver]

Why so mad?

[Swamp]

Why so cereal?

[Ray Smoodiver]

Touche

[Swamp]

I prefer Crispix.

[PetWussy]

Coco Crispix or the regular kind?

[johnnie walker]

1. Supermarket
2. Coco Crispix
3. ?????
4. Vomit

[Swamp]

Aborted fetus flavour.

[Guy Incognito]

Listen here you fucken racist cuntload.

You constantly degrade my wife, my children, their heritage, their colour and our dogs.

You fucking filthy, tennis loving cocksucker!!! Brag about your bets, but never fucken own up to your losses!! Fucking jelly-backed c...unt!!!!

PhD?? Yeah.....and my grandmother was Marie Curie, you fucken cum gobbling, egotistical fucken ex-Foxtel working piece of dingo shit.

You always fucken offend Ben, and try and get Suzi into trouble with the Feds and even fucken slander Lidges name.....what are you, you c..unt??

Some sort of fucked in the head ...**** who needs to justify his inadequacies on a chat site???

You cocksucker....take your butt plug out of your mothers urethra and stick it back up yours.

Prick!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Thats a cunt of a stutter you have there

[Cuntis Maximus]

beats the shit out of arseburgers matey.

[LondonCalling]

Hey Bushie, you'd be glad to know I just won some money at the Sandown dishlickers on a 14-1 longshot by the name of Wes Mantooth.

Pretty good hey, mate?

[Cuntis Maximus]

Only bet of the night so far??

[LondonCalling]

Only one to write home about.

IASbet have this special offer that they add 15% of your opening bet of the month, and refund your money if your head to head bet loses in 5 sets. Beauty I thought.

They didn't tell me that I had to bet that 15% to ten times it's value before I was able to withdraw it for actual cash.

Started putting it on ridiculously easy bets for little return.

Made the grand sum of $7.80 return from $100 on Roger Federer tonight. I'm rolling in it.

[Cuntis Maximus]

Fret not padawan.

The doctorate will be published in time.

It might be shit, but it will be published

Then you can really play the game.:thumbsu:

[LondonCalling]

Fret not padawan.

The doctorate will be published in time.

It might be shit, but it will be published

Then you can really play the game.:thumbsu:

Heavy emphasis on time. I'm happy to sit around doing nothing at the government's expense, joining the likes of Carbs and Suze, whilst looking down at those who are silly enough to read...*snigger* Foucault. Occasionally lecturing and administering a pep talk to some kid who'll end up no higher than Centrelink desk jockey, before a much more elite university comes to their senses and offers me a research fellowship there......hopefully next semester come to think of it.

The latte is always tastier on the other side of the road.

[Cuntis Maximus]

Your self confidence would give Ben Carbanaro himself a raging fat.:thumbsu:

[LondonCalling]

That reminds me, expect your PM box to be flooded in the next few days, I think we should compare outfits, just to make sure we're not wearing the same glam designer labels, because that would be awkard, even on here, and sometimes it's just fun just to catch up over PM, chew the fat, talk about the goss, and see whether what I'm wearing is completely acceptable.

Nicky would have done it.

[Legend]

This thread caught the ghey very quickly.

[Hrtbrk Scorsese]

OP is mad

[Curtis Stone]

Top thread. Would read again. :thumbsu:

[LondonCalling]

Attn: Bushie

I just got a red from the Freo mod, Stronzo for posting this in the Clive thread:

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b58/cammo86/clivedhurks.jpg

Apparently it's racist. I prefer to think it was mocking the death of a shit AFL player.

Seeing as your strong suit is taking down Freo board mods who've got too big for their boots and lost their regard for the "common peeps", can you avenge me?

[PowerKat]

Attn: Bushie

I just got a red from the Freo mod, Stronzo for posting this in the Clive thread:

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b58/cammo86/clivedhurks.jpg

Apparently it's racist. I prefer to think it was mocking the death of a shit AFL player.

Seeing as your strong suit is taking down Freo board mods who've got too big for their boots and lost their regard for the "common peeps", can you avenge me?

lol :D

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

You know LC, you're not a very nice person at all. Not at all.

[Cuntis Maximus]

This is why I have found this site increasingly distasteful.

Gary D. was a mate of mine and we worked closely together after he left footy.

There is a line that you don't cross, no matter how free and open a site purports to be.

Chief and his cronies hounded me off BF for fuck all. And the juvenile, and frankly sick, crap that spews from this site at times has forced my hand here.

This isn't a meltdown at all, just a choice made based on personal values and beliefs.

What used to be funny and clever has now become vulgar and purile.

I also stand by my attack on Lach72 who is clearly not up to the job of moderating in a fair and even handed manner. Although my guess is that he is just a pawn of Rogers and was merely pandering to him.

It wasn't funny, nor was it merited Lach and you know it.

There are far funnier and intelligent sites to post on that I have found of late.

So for all of the afore mentioned reasons, you can stick BF and this site right up up your jacksies.

I shant return.

[Kingy]

Chief and his cronies hounded me off BF for fuck all. And the juvenile, and frankly sick, crap that spews from this site at times has forced my hand here.

This isn't a meltdown at all, just a choice made based on personal values and beliefs.

What used to be funny and clever has now become vulgar and purile.


You don't find this to be slightly hypocritical?

[Tex_21]

There are far funnier and intelligent sites to post on that I have found of late.

Where bushie? Do tell.

[Hrtbrk Scorsese]

This is why I have found this site increasingly distasteful.

Gary D. was a mate of mine and we worked closely together after he left footy.

There is a line that you don't cross, no matter how free and open a site purports to be.

Chief and his cronies hounded me off BF for fuck all. And the juvenile, and frankly sick, crap that spews from this site at times has forced my hand here.

This isn't a meltdown at all, just a choice made based on personal values and beliefs.

What used to be funny and clever has now become vulgar and purile.

I also stand by my attack on Lach72 who is clearly not up to the job of moderating in a fair and even handed manner. Although my guess is that he is just a pawn of Rogers and was merely pandering to him.

It wasn't funny, nor was it merited Lach and you know it.

There are far funnier and intelligent sites to post on that I have found of late.

So for all of the afore mentioned reasons, you can stick BF and this site right up up your jacksies.

I shant return.

Fucking lol, stop taking shit so seriously. LC was right, you wold be back with an attack on BF and their mods.

I know Roger is a stupid piece of shit, but c'mon if he took this stuff as seriously as you did, this site would have been gone ages ago.

[Maverick]

This is why I have found this site increasingly distasteful.

Gary D. was a mate of mine and we worked closely together after he left footy.

There is a line that you don't cross, no matter how free and open a site purports to be.

Chief and his cronies hounded me off BF for fuck all. And the juvenile, and frankly sick, crap that spews from this site at times has forced my hand here.

This isn't a meltdown at all, just a choice made based on personal values and beliefs.

What used to be funny and clever has now become vulgar and purile.

I also stand by my attack on Lach72 who is clearly not up to the job of moderating in a fair and even handed manner. Although my guess is that he is just a pawn of Rogers and was merely pandering to him.

It wasn't funny, nor was it merited Lach and you know it.

There are far funnier and intelligent sites to post on that I have found of late.

So for all of the afore mentioned reasons, you can stick BF and this site right up up your jacksies.

I shant return.
Shut up dickhead

[T-Bone]

This is why I have found this site increasingly distasteful.

Gary D. was a mate of mine and we worked closely together after he left footy.

There is a line that you don't cross, no matter how free and open a site purports to be.

Chief and his cronies hounded me off BF for fuck all. And the juvenile, and frankly sick, crap that spews from this site at times has forced my hand here.

This isn't a meltdown at all, just a choice made based on personal values and beliefs.

What used to be funny and clever has now become vulgar and purile.

I also stand by my attack on Lach72 who is clearly not up to the job of moderating in a fair and even handed manner. Although my guess is that he is just a pawn of Rogers and was merely pandering to him.

It wasn't funny, nor was it merited Lach and you know it.

There are far funnier and intelligent sites to post on that I have found of late.

So for all of the afore mentioned reasons, you can stick BF and this site right up up your jacksies.

I shant return.

Like pissing against a wall, it just rolls off.

[jaxxon]

Wait, I thought bushie wasn't coming back? He is getting like John Farnham - we just can't get rid of him.

[T-Bone]

Have to keep spending up at Crown somehow.

[FarQue]

That's how you do it. That's how you rant!

[Kingy]

That's how you do it. That's how you rant!

What happened? I blacked out.

[Tex_21]

What happened? I blacked out.
Racist

[Hrtbrk Scorsese]

Benno caused all of this? madness!

[CATS]

I shant return.

I guess he actually meant it this time.

Vale Bushie and orangu-tans. :(

[Sandinista]

I guess he actually meant it this time.

Vale Bushie and orangu-tans. :(

post more noodz for post 4000.

thx

[CATS]

Yeah, nah.