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tribey
30th January 2009, 23:49
start with bygones and end with HUNDREDS of orgasms together? (i am looking to claim a shocking case of gonny on workers comp and heard you could hook me up)

CATS
30th January 2009, 23:58
Bushie might be able to help you out.

You seem like his type. He either likes them with penis or cooked really well done. Hope you call into one of those categories!

Good luck! :thumbsu:

tribey
31st January 2009, 00:07
look, are you sure you wont reconsider?

if you're feeling a bit vulnerable after my comments about your aesthetic deficiencies i'm quite confident you'd look half rootable once i've downed a dozen bottles of old spice, bonus being if i vomit on your tangy tuna toastie we'd take care of its malicious mingey malodour

Cuntis Maximus
31st January 2009, 09:41
Bushie might be able to help you out.

You seem like his type. He either likes them with penis or cooked really well done. Hope you call into one of those categories!

Good luck! :thumbsu:


You know, I really regret not hooking up with you.

You are exactly my type.

Hideously ugly, sadly malformed body, serious mental deficiencies and absolutely fucking desperate.

Pics of a steaming cable laid in the massive valley between those 70 year old looking mamm glands would have been a huge seller on the fetish market.:thumbsu:

Syd
31st January 2009, 10:11
...You are exactly my type.

Hideously ugly, sadly malformed body, serious mental deficiencies and absolutely fucking desperate....

Birds of a feather eh bushman. ;)

Cuntis Maximus
31st January 2009, 10:22
Yep.

But I'm rich.:thumbsu:

Syd
31st January 2009, 10:27
Yep.

But I'm rich.:thumbsu:

Money can't buy happiness*
























* Said by people who don't know where to shop. ;)

Whacker
1st February 2009, 18:39
Also said by people with no money

WA ROO
1st February 2009, 23:47
Money can't buy happiness*



* Said by people who don't know where to shop. ;)Or as David Lee Roth said
Money cannot buy you happiness,but it can get a big fuck off boat that you can sail up and anchor right next to it

Karl Hungus
5th February 2009, 01:01
Is it true that there are boobie pictures of you cats?

Can you show me? :):)

Ben Carbonaro
5th February 2009, 01:25
Money can't buy happiness*
























* Said by people who don't know where to shop. ;)

Also said by people who have common sense and an understanding of life.

Syd
5th February 2009, 05:03
Also said by people who have common sense and an understanding of life.

Oh SNAP!

Pwned by Ben. :eek: :(

thegrach
5th February 2009, 07:39
He is certainly the one doing the slapping Syd.

PowerKat
5th February 2009, 09:30
look, are you sure you wont reconsider?

if you're feeling a bit vulnerable after my comments about your aesthetic deficiencies i'm quite confident you'd look half rootable once i've downed a dozen bottles of old spice, bonus being if i vomit on your tangy tuna toastie we'd take care of its malicious mingey malodour

any luck tribey? :)

LondonCalling
5th February 2009, 10:23
look, are you sure you wont reconsider?

if you're feeling a bit vulnerable after my comments about your aesthetic deficiencies i'm quite confident you'd look half rootable once i've downed a dozen bottles of old spice, bonus being if i vomit on your tangy tuna toastie we'd take care of its malicious mingey malodour

You and I both know you'd still hit it regardless...

Dr Andy
5th February 2009, 14:06
i'd rim her doot

tribey
5th February 2009, 22:59
any luck tribey? :)

not since i won 2nd prize in a beauty contest during a particularly rambunctious evening of monopoly some years ago i'm afraid

You and I both know you'd still hit it regardless...

with a gray-nicolls brian lara scoop 2000 crown if i caught it rifling through my things after chewing its way through the toilet window flyscreen, sure

Ben Carbonaro
7th February 2009, 00:25
He is certainly the one doing the slapping Syd.

It's something I don't get to do all that much of though.

Joe
8th July 2010, 00:58
so have we all come to the conclusion that the bish is dead from her vein disease thing?

Romeo Blues
8th July 2010, 01:17
yessir joe

thegrach
8th July 2010, 09:25
He is certainly the one doing the slapping Syd.

It's something I don't get to do all that much of though.
Yikes!

Banana Republican
8th July 2010, 21:27
so have we all come to the conclusion that the bish is dead from her vein disease thing?
Saw her lurking a few days back

FG
8th July 2010, 23:08
I remember when she wnted to fuck kerrby

thegrach
9th July 2010, 09:34
I remember when she wnted to fuck kerrby
I thought kerrby wanted cats to take his cherry.:confused:

Hobby Farmer
9th July 2010, 09:56
I remember him begging and grovelling.

thegrach
9th July 2010, 10:38
I remember him begging and grovelling.
Shaving his anus.

T-Bone
9th July 2010, 10:42
Shaving his anus.


He thought it would be an improvement on his face.

Romeo Blues
9th July 2010, 13:58
http://to55er.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/clown-shoes-red-yellow500.jpg

he also plays guitar

pickman
9th July 2010, 22:05
Also said by people who have common sense and an understanding of life.

Sage Advice

Swamp
10th July 2010, 09:20
I thought kerrby wanted cats to take his cherry.:confused:

if you looked like kerbs and were a virgin you would stand on the road handing out flyers asking for a root

mudkipz (ded)
13th July 2010, 22:04
You know, I really regret not hooking up with you.

You are exactly my type.

Hideously ugly, sadly malformed body, serious mental deficiencies and absolutely fucking desperate.

Pics of a steaming cable laid in the massive valley between those 70 year old looking mamm glands would have been a huge seller on the fetish market.:thumbsu:

what a horrible, horrible thing to say.

another posted you've bullied out of this joint bushie :thumbsd:

piece of shit

Cuntis Maximus
13th July 2010, 22:46
what a horrible, horrible thing to say.

another posted you've bullied out of this joint bushie :thumbsd:

piece of shit


And just to repeat it once again.

And to further show up your desperation and ignorance.

You really are so far off the mark that it isn't even funny. A bit like your posting and personality.

Now get behind...there's a good girl....heel!!

Get behind bitch....heel bitch!!

That's a girl:thumbsu:

Cuntis Maximus
13th July 2010, 23:00
Oh Muddy where are you?:(:(:(

You in your kennel, bitch?

Maverick
14th July 2010, 00:18
bushie, why are you so angry?

Is there anything you'd like to talk about? I'm here for you

Cuntis Maximus
14th July 2010, 08:35
bushie, why are you so angry?

Is there anything you'd like to talk about? I'm here for you

Yap, yap, yap, grrrrrrr.

:rolleyes::rolleyes:

What's wrong son??

Thought you'd be clever and call me a dickhead and got burnt??

You still stinging lap dog?

Swamp
14th July 2010, 09:25
You really are so far off the mark that it isn't even funny.

There is another poster here that often uses this expression. Its name is Suzi. You are showing yourself o be just as retarded as her lately, bushie.

I mean... who do you think you 'burnt'... you're embarrassing yourself... and in a thread that brings back memories of your humiliating rejection by CATS, of all people...

Go back to Borneo old man, the clyde's won't judge you on your failures.

Cuntis Maximus
14th July 2010, 09:30
There is another poster here that often uses this expression. Its name is Suzi. You are showing yourself o be just as ******** as her lately, bushie.

I mean... who do you think you 'burnt'... you're embarrassing yourself... and in a thread that brings back memories of your humiliating rejection by CATS, of all people...

Go back to Borneo old man, the clyde's won't judge you on your failures.


And here he is, yet again, pontificating, speculating, hyper-ventilating and, as is his want, lecturing, as usual.

You really seem to believe that your opinion carries some weight around here, don't you. Just like you believe that there was some sort of "rejection:rolleyes:" by Cats.

God, you're a fucken poonce at times swampy.

Just post your normal drivel and leave the judgemental stuff to people who actually have some integrity.

T-Bone
14th July 2010, 15:36
What happened to CATS ?. She posted frequently on here and then disappeared.

mudkipz (ded)
14th July 2010, 16:22
What happened to CATS ?. She posted frequently on here and then disappeared.

was clearly bullied out of here.



oh and bushie sorry for not being on at 12am brah, don't worry i wasn't rejecting you <3

Maverick
14th July 2010, 18:30
Yap, yap, yap, grrrrrrr.

:rolleyes::rolleyes:

What's wrong son??

Thought you'd be clever and call me a dickhead and got burnt??

You still stinging lap dog?
You are a dickhead. That fact cannot be debated.

Seems you're still mad you got caught out fraudin'

Say, while we're here, would you care to name the quality posters the 'irc crew' have driven away?

oh thats right


bushie


you can't



because



there aren't




any





Lap dog.

Cuntis Maximus
14th July 2010, 18:36
Listen Chihuahua.

You seem to have very large boil on your arse over me, or is it your anal glands that need expressing??

Quite common in yapping little dogs.

Now get it lanced, or squeezed or harden the fuck up.



Love this fraudin thing...just fucken love it.

Maverick
14th July 2010, 18:37
Thanks for that story. I'm sure it kept everyone entertained.

Could you please name names?

Thanks

Cuntis Maximus
14th July 2010, 18:46
Thanks for that story. I'm sure it kept everyone entertained.

Could you please name names?

Thanks


You are a tiresome fuck.

You just come here to bait people it seems.

If I named names, you would either deny it or make up some shit story which couldn't be disproved.

In your tiny little mind, you pricks didn't/haven't driven anybody off....those people did it to themselves or they should have hardened up.

You fail to understand that the very nature of your posting itself leads people to the conclusion that this really isn't a place where lulz are had.

We get the coon, boong bullshit constantly from you.

The tasteless, no boundaries wank from you and the rest.

And the tough guy wannabe gangster wankfest.





I really couldn't give a fuck, but when it is constantly directed my way, when I am only here for a short while anyways, it wears very fucken thin.



You are a gormless fuckwit son, who will never get it. Never.



Tell me about this frauding again.

Maverick
14th July 2010, 18:50
I really couldn't give a fuck
Yeah you keep saying this, yet look at the size of your post.

You can't name names, because there are none. You fraudin' son and you got caught out. Don't be mad.

Cuntis Maximus
14th July 2010, 18:54
Yeah you keep saying this, yet look at the size of your post.

You can't name names, because there are none. You fraudin' son and you got caught out. Don't be mad.


Like I said.

A gormless fuckit who struggles to comprehend more than two short sentences.

Goodbye.

Maverick
14th July 2010, 18:55
Strong deflection brah.

Swing us those names brah.

Cheers brah.

mudkipz (ded)
14th July 2010, 19:39
strong frauding is strong bushie, games over brah, games over.

Swamp
14th July 2010, 21:57
In your tiny little mind, you pricks didn't/haven't driven anybody off....those people did it to themselves or they should have hardened up.

You fail to understand that the very nature of your posting itself leads people to the conclusion that this really isn't a place where lulz are had.

We get the coon, boong bullshit constantly from you.

The tasteless, no boundaries wank from you and the rest.

And the tough guy wannabe gangster wankfest.

And here he is, yet again, pontificating, speculating, hyper-ventilating and, as is his want, lecturing, as usual.

You really seem to believe that your opinion carries some weight around here, don't you.

Just post your normal drivel and leave the judgemental stuff to people who actually have some integrity.


ps. fraudin

Hobby Farmer
15th July 2010, 13:35
Like I said.

A gormless fuckit who struggles to comprehend more than two short sentences.

Goodbye.

Not fair.

He is pretty smart for Mackay standards.:D

We'd all be fraudin (wtf?) if we said we didn't do no fraudin on here.

I'm really Barry Haase. Hear me pontificate:p

T-Bone
16th July 2010, 08:00
I feel the love in this thread and have fapped furiously.

thegrach
21st July 2010, 08:46
What happened to CATS ?. She posted frequently on here and then disappeared.
I have met her a couple of times. Run into her again recently and she said she basically got bored of this place and went onto Rofl Harris instead (vale). Didn't really say she was bullied or anything, just a bit bored.

T-Bone
21st July 2010, 09:17
I have met her a couple of times. Run into her again recently and she said she basically got bored of this place and went onto Rofl Harris instead (vale). Didn't really say she was bullied or anything, just a bit bored.


Hooley needs a replacement.:p .

HughDunit
21st July 2010, 11:13
I have met her a couple of times. Run into her again recently and she said she basically got bored of this place and went onto Rofl Harris instead (vale). Didn't really say she was bullied or anything, just a bit bored.

I can see how. I am actually heading that way..


/pop the champers i say

Cuntis Maximus
21st July 2010, 11:16
What is this Rolf Harris that is being mentioned?

Tommy Lasorda
21st July 2010, 11:16
I can see how. I am actually heading that way..


I hate it when the record gets stuck... :p

HughDunit
21st July 2010, 11:19
What is this Rolf Harris that is being mentioned?

Travs site..tried to recreate this site..but like always it fails. There have been like 4 different variations of forums people have started when they have been pissed off with chirf..and all them failed.

Chirf has the midas touch i guess.

Maverick
21st July 2010, 11:19
What is this Rolf Harris that is being mentioned?
Was a website (vale)

Diego's post explains it..

Hugh Jorgen
21st July 2010, 11:44
Travs site..tried to recreate this site..but like always it fails. There have been like 4 different variations of forums people have started when they have been pissed off with chirf..and all them failed.

Chirf has the midas touch i guess.

Except for aflfooty2009 which was a raging success.

mudkipz (ded)
21st July 2010, 16:27
I can see how. I am actually heading that way..


http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/18169/1166980-facepalm___anime_super.jpg

HughDunit
21st July 2010, 17:14
oh hai yiou

uh huh i know wot i said but hey.

xx
tnkzbye

tribey
23rd July 2010, 01:12
I have met her a couple of times. Run into her again recently and she said she basically got bored of this place and went onto Rofl Harris instead (vale). Didn't really say she was bullied or anything, just a bit bored.

whereas i have taken to fapping to the delicious bikini-teenz in the jetstar ads. lets call this thread a draw maybe

Syd
23rd July 2010, 11:19
I love having the final word. :)