Sooz - The truth...

[Dr Andy]

why don't you fist his ass sooz like you did to cousin corin

[clarkson2scott]

why don't you fist his ass sooz like you did to cousin corin
Epic Fail

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[Dr Andy]

what is it with you and FARTS jethuth chritht

[Professional]

what is it with you and FARTS jethuth chritht

To be fair to the handicapped one, it's not JUST farts she's obsessed with. Anything to do with testicles excites Sooz no end! If she ever came across a farting testicle, she'd die of excitement :)

[clarkson2scott]

To be fair to the handicapped one, it's not JUST farts she's obsessed with. Anything to do with testicles excites Sooz no end! If she ever came across a farting testicle, she'd die of excitement :)
Just like you are with Tiger Woods.

[Dr Andy]

Just like you are with Tiger Woods.
i'll wood your tiger

[clarkson2scott]

Sooz causing trouble in Bendigo (http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/pet-pig-puts-wind-up-family-as-farting-prompts-gas-leak-fears/story-e6frflri-1225804397735)
So untrue.

I don't live in bendigo you faggot

[Kingy]

Get fucked would you.
I am sick and tired of your utter bullshit. fuck off and leave me alone or else I will get Syd to deal with you.

Why don't you get whichever Scott brother is coaching North Melbourne to do gross pranks to his phone, like they did Chief?

[clarkson2scott]

Why don't you get whichever Scott brother is coaching North Melbourne to do gross pranks to his phone, like they did Chief?
Nah we have already done that so much that people would just ignore it.

So much so that chirf rang Brad up the other day.

[clarkson2scott]

To be fair to the handicapped one, it's not JUST farts she's obsessed with. Anything to do with testicles excites Sooz no end! If she ever came across a farting testicle, she'd die of excitement :)
Nah the handicapped one is YOU....

[mudkipz (ded)]

Hey sooz, can you please explain to us if this story you wrote is true?


Me and my cousin Brad by Suzanne Olsen


It was a nice and cool Thursday night, i was heating up some TV dinners for me and my cousin Brad who visits me quite often. Brad had not long been home from football training as he is head coach of the North Melbourne Football Club.

Brad was in the showers, it was funny because i could hear him singing. "So join in the chorus.." they are some of the lyrics of the team song. I walked over toward the door and gave it a loud knock. "No singing that song in this house Brad, you know the rules!". I could hear brad laughing, he laughs at my jokes quite a lot.

I went back to the kitchen and dished up the food. "Hurry up Brad, dinners ready" I said in a loud voice. "Won't be a moment Sooz" he replied.

Just as i was setting the table, Brad appeared from around the corner with just his towel on. "Ha ha Brad, yes, we all know you've still got the body" i complimented. Brad took his hand from behind his head and ripped the towel from around his body and said "And it's all yours". I dropped the plates and stared at him, eyes and mouth wide open. I could not believe what was happening. "B-B-Brad, w-w-what are you d-doing?" i stuttered. "Don't pretend you haven't thought about it Sooz". I shook my head in disbelief, what was Brad talking about? Why was he naked? After a blank stare at his well hung penis, i came to a conclusion - Brad wanted to do something sexual with me tonight.

It's not that i hadn't thought about it... It was just.. just... He was my cousin? What would the Ballarat Umpires Association think about this?

Brad walked over to me, reaching his arm out and resting his manly hands on my shoulders. "It's okay Suzi, this can be between me and you". Brad never lies, maybe this could be okay, maybe it could even be good. It will be my first time, as i'm a virgin, maybe Brad could teach me a thing or two. "What do you want me to do" I asked. "Go and put your goal umpiring uniform on". "Okay" I replied.

I went into my room and hopped into my goal umpiring uniform. "Bring the flags" Brad yelped from the lounge. I walked into the lounge room and there was Brad putting on his old Brisbane football jumper he pulled out of his bag...

To be continued...

[mudkipz (ded)]

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/4690/suzi.jpg

All the evidence is there Sooz, you can't lie to us about this one.

[clarkson2scott]

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/4690/suzi.jpg

All the evidence is there Sooz, you can't lie to us about this one.
Yeah Right you fuckwit.

That's you in there behind it all. Making up so much crap that it's not funny.

Syd, can you please deal with this fuckhead for me please?

[mudkipz (ded)]

So you admit it?

Is this why you're so protective of Brad?

In my opinion you are sick ********* mong that loves incest.

[Dr Andy]

Hey sooz, can you please explain to us if this story you wrote is true?
DON'T FUCKING STOP THERE JESUS CHRIST

[clarkson2scott]

So you admit it?

Is this why you're so protective of Brad?

In my opinion you are sick ******** mong that loves incest.
Why don't you just fuck off and leave me alone you faggot.

This is the sort of thing that is going way to far by you arseholes in here.
You have to put an end to it right now or this place will get shut down.

[Dr Andy]

You have to put an end to it right now or this place will get shut down.
go on

[clarkson2scott]

Hey sooz, can you please explain to us if this story you wrote is true?
Nope yet again it is you fuckers that are obsessed with me.

[Hrtbrk Scorsese]

Nope yet again it is you fuckers that are obsessed with me.


Can you please try to get this place shut down, please.

[mudkipz (ded)]

Why don't you just fuck off and leave me alone you faggot.

This is the sort of thing that is going way to far by you arseholes in here.
You have to put an end to it right now or this place will get shut down.

Thanks for the lulz Suzi.

Was it last Thursday or the week before that? I think the Ballarat Umpire Association must know about this ASAP.

[Syd]

Thanks for the lulz Suzi.

Was it last Thursday or the week before that? I think the *************** must know about this ASAP.

This topic is verboten.

That's 2





You ALL know what the topic was and yet you went there.

Therefore [/THREAD]

[Hrtbrk Scorsese]

what topic was that?