Sooz - The truth... [Archive]

clarkson2scott

9th February 2009, 09:59

You can't be serious? ;)
No he's not. He's just being a dickhead as usual
I didn't know Suzi was a member of Prussian Blue.
I'm not.
hows her website going?
Great
The website that pic is from is still the greatest troll i have ever seen on the net. It was art. I still remember how some people at BF got pretty upset over it.Yeah I remember that. They did it just to get back at me. Fucken idiots.

Lol her face still looks like a squashed hamThanks. Now I am getting abused all because of my appearence. Get a fucking life you dickhead

Oh now I get it, Suzi is that mole off bigfooty everyone hangs shit on. It's all starting to make sense to me now. FWIW I rape cats
Thanks for that. I get labelled a lot of names by arseholes who don't know what they are talking about. You are one of these arseholes.

Geez thanks guys. You just don't know how far from the mark you are. :rolleyes: :mad: :thumbsd:

Banana Republican

9th February 2009, 10:03

ask and you shall recieve
not one but 2 ghost posts

Marble Madness

9th February 2009, 10:07

Aflfooty2009 not traveling as you expect then mong?

Dr Andy

9th February 2009, 11:20

that's not fucking her

is it

what the fuck is going on

Roddy Woomble

9th February 2009, 11:50

We all do fart. Only those that are drug addicts don't fart.

Wait what?

Ant_

9th February 2009, 12:01

Damn don't click on the mantis one...:eek:

http://www.geocities.com/bfprofiles2003/

Ben Carbonaro

9th February 2009, 12:50

Aflfooty2009 not traveling as you expect then mong?

There are better forums out there.

Dr Andy

9th February 2009, 13:04

Aflfooty2009 not traveling as you expect then mong?

There are better forums out there.
Absolute gold, champagne comedy.

Best thing I've read on the internet all year :thumbsu:

Swamp

9th February 2009, 13:40

According to her site, Sooz has been officially baned from the LC.

I have finally been banned from the limbo club. I don't have to worry about them now.

You can't do much except shake your head.

bigburger

9th February 2009, 13:49

According to her site, Sooz has been officially baned from the LC.

You can't do much except shake your head.

Thats fucking brilliant.

Swamp

9th February 2009, 16:25

In completely unrelated news, a new BF account popped up today and, after seven powerfuly moving posts, was unceremoniously banned.

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/member.php?u=74796

Travyo

9th February 2009, 16:33

Lol "I don't have to worry about them now" she never fucking had to, no-one wanted her here, she just kept coming back, fuck sake how dumb can someone be.

RoosterLad

9th February 2009, 16:39

No shit. What a fucking idiot.

She is always complaining about this place yet still posts here.

PowerKat

9th February 2009, 17:08

sanity prevails!

hope she's banned from BF too

glad to see the end of her rampant stupidity

Cuntis Maximus

9th February 2009, 17:30

It was posting here this morning.

So I'm not too sure how legit this banning is.

It should just fuck off and die though.

Travyo

9th February 2009, 17:30

She should be banned from life as well.

Charles Darwin

9th February 2009, 18:35

This is a blast from the past.

Some comedy keeps on giving.

Godfrey Jones

10th February 2009, 01:53

The website that pic is from is still the greatest troll i have ever seen on the net. It was art. I still remember how some people at BF got pretty upset over it.

plz explain?:)

Godfrey Jones

10th February 2009, 01:56

In completely unrelated news, a new BF account popped up today and, after seven powerfuly moving posts, was unceremoniously banned.

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/member.php?u=74796

sewelly!?

ahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha

by the way, is that geocites really real? seen it before, assumed it was.,

pickman

10th February 2009, 19:51

In completely unrelated news, a new BF account popped up today and, after seven powerfuly moving posts, was unceremoniously banned.

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/member.php?u=74796

Those posts are coherent so couldn't possibly be by Sooz.

Chirf, if Sooz has been banned can the "Sooz ridiculous comments thread" be returned to it's rightful place and out of thread hell?

Swamp

10th February 2009, 20:33

Those posts are coherent so couldn't possibly be by Sooz.

It's her.

Location: Mt Clear

pickman

10th February 2009, 20:38

Anyone can claim to be from Mt. Clear but there can only be one Suzi Olsen

EDIT: I've just proven my own point <<<<<<<<

Banana Republican

10th February 2009, 21:34

She GI me as her BF friend:(

Ljp86

12th February 2009, 00:24

What a fucking tard.

PowerKat

12th February 2009, 13:00

Ljp speaks truth

Marble Madness

12th February 2009, 14:10

She has had 4 posts on her site today. Of which 2 of them relate to LImboclub and re mostly her posting links to TLC usernames that she has googled.

She just banned me for no reason.

She is the biggest ******** window licking waste of gentic material on the planet. Fuck me young children were burnt to a crisp in these fires yet for some reason this fucking thing still has life breathing in it.

No one puts Marble Madness in a corner.

I_Love_Netball

12th February 2009, 14:22

People, I feel you should leave poor suzi alone. now I understand she has frustrated you with her certain antics over the pat few years. But she is a human being, and therefore deserves all the respect and love we can give her.

So love life.

Ljp86

12th February 2009, 14:28

Ben Carbonaro

12th February 2009, 17:08

If she isn't a human being, what is she then?

Curtis Stone

12th February 2009, 17:33

If she isn't a human being, what is she then?

That's the million dollar question.

Dr Andy

12th February 2009, 19:05

If she isn't a human being, what is she then?
yoghurt factory

Cum Dumpster

12th February 2009, 19:19

yoghurt factory employee

Guy Incognito

12th February 2009, 19:36

If she isn't a human being, what is she then?

A human peeing

Swamp

12th February 2009, 19:43

A huan peeing and sniffing farts and rubbing shit into her skin

Swamp

13th February 2009, 11:01

From 'the forum'
Got about 3 emails from Jaymin who was one of those guys who would fuck about on my forum. I IP banned him so now he can't come and post on my forum. He had his chance but I had to tell him to go away.
All he did was whinge about everything on here. Nothing but annoying.

Back on LondonCalling he's such a tightarse that it's not funny he won't even give money to help the bushfire victims out. He was watching the bushfire relief thing last night and spent most of the time complaining about it.
What a weak prick.
Also he wanted to see if he could take my forum down. LOL he can't because it doesn't have any logos associated with the AFL. We have our own logos instead.
He is a fucking idiot.
Even if he wanted to do something it would be something stupid.
A few months back he wanted to ruin a book launch by playing stupid practical jokes.
I wonder if he was one of the fire bugs. Whoever he is in real life, he must be a pain in the arse. If I were living with him I would certainly kick him in the balls a few times.

Come on London Calling. You wouldn't let Suzi.... taunt you, would you?

Dr Andy

13th February 2009, 11:40

From 'the forum'

Come on London Calling. You wouldn't let Suzi.... taunt you, would you?
this should help get around any IP bans: http://proxy.org/

Curtis Stone

13th February 2009, 11:47

Smart girl Suzi.

Don't realise that you have "AFL" in the sites name?

Karl Hungus

13th February 2009, 13:33

From 'the forum'

Come on London Calling. You wouldn't let Suzi.... taunt you, would you?
Oh, it be on now.

thegrach

13th February 2009, 15:01

If she isn't a human being, what is she then?
Some kind of high power mutant never considered for mass production?

Whacker

13th February 2009, 20:31

Nice unit you have sooz. The road is a little narrow though. I had to go slow around the end of it cos i didnt want to hit a car. But yeah anyway nice place

Marble Madness

13th February 2009, 21:09

Nice unit you have sooz. The road is a little narrow though. I had to go slow around the end of it cos i didnt want to hit a car. But yeah anyway nice place

Okay now that is officially scary.

LondonCalling

15th February 2009, 00:41

From 'the forum'

Come on London Calling. You wouldn't let Suzi.... taunt you, would you?

Shit...how'd she know I started the fires?

Karl Hungus

15th February 2009, 16:08

Nice unit you have sooz. The road is a little narrow though. I had to go slow around the end of it cos i didnt want to hit a car. But yeah anyway nice place
Did you leave a salty deposit on the doorstep?

Banana Republican

15th February 2009, 16:14

how do you know its salty?

Karl Hungus

15th February 2009, 16:22

how do you know its salty?
How do you know what I'm talking about?

Banana Republican

15th February 2009, 16:23

i thought it was dog shit in a flaming bag

Dr Andy

16th February 2009, 09:51

sooz is watching this thread

Banana Republican

16th February 2009, 10:17

Hi Suzi:)
I was just reading through post pics of you pets section
Did you create the NSFW section so they could post the Pet Pr0n yet?

LondonCalling

16th February 2009, 10:24

She keeps PM'ing me. Continually taunting me that I started the bushfires, and that I'm not man enough to donate my money.

I'm at my wits end here. This is plausibly the worst day of my life here.

LondonCalling

16th February 2009, 10:32

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I have been watching and reading everything in that thread. I noticed that IGA do something similar at the end of the week and they already do the whole token thing there with every local charity possible. It's good to have the community to sponsor and put money into something that needs it.
It's better than being a tightarse and not willing to part with two bucks that you can get back in the first place.
Post this up if you wish.

Well, I need a beer.

Syd

16th February 2009, 10:49

Hi Suzi:)
I was just reading through post pics of you pets section
Did you create the NSFW section so they could post the Pet Pr0n yet?

Something, sadly I cannot do.

Has one of you funny buggers got me IP banned there by 'accident'?? ;)

Dr Andy

16th February 2009, 11:07

Something, sadly I cannot do.

Has one of you funny buggers got me IP banned there by 'accident'?? ;)
Syd, knowing suzi's level of intelligence, the dumbfuck has probably just put in a blanket ban for anyone who's not registered.

Swamp

16th February 2009, 11:59

I think it might be worse then that big andy. There are a few people about that had working, posting accounts that have also found themselves ip banned. Remember Reep saying that sometimes you cant IP ban someone without taking outa massive chunk of other people as well? I reckon she's blacked out most of the country in a blind rage. It is really just her by herslef over there now, all alone, posting her thoughts that no-one will read.

Whacker

16th February 2009, 12:07

Makes you think why she would do that when she can post on here and no-one will read it. She probably has a bigger audience here with 4 mods reading opposed to her and corin

Syd

16th February 2009, 12:07

The " ;) " seems to have gone virtually unnoticed. :(
And Sooz, thanks for the offer of registration.
Maybe later. :)

Dr Andy

16th February 2009, 12:16

still waiting for a fart joke sooz

Whacker

16th February 2009, 12:21

Being a well respected mod* on here Syd we wouldnt think you would be up for any sooz shenanigans

*May not be true

Syd

16th February 2009, 12:24

Being a well respected mod* on here Syd we wouldnt think you would be up for any sooz shenanigans

*May not be true

Here, no.

There. ;)

Whacker

16th February 2009, 12:38

I see what you did there ;)

Ant_

16th February 2009, 17:06

Anyone like the umpires? :cool:

pickman

16th February 2009, 17:24

With Sooz going nuts IP banning everyone, who else is waiting to hear that she IP bans herself by accident? :p

Godfrey Jones

16th February 2009, 17:28

haha

Hobby Farmer

16th February 2009, 22:51

from her archive:

Ok it might be a gross topic but I am interested where was the best place you have farted?

What a thread!?

Thank fuck I am IP banned from a forum I have never been to:D

Roddy Woomble

17th February 2009, 13:05

from her archive:

What a thread!?

Thank fuck I am IP banned from a forum I have never been to:D

I dropped my guts accidently at my aunt and uncle's place. I was sitting next to my cousin who is 6 months pregnant. She could smell it. I didn't mean to fart near her. It slipped out. Stunk like rotten eggs. Ran off to the loo and farted in there another 3 times.

:eek:

Roddy Woomble

17th February 2009, 13:07

I am going to do a review on bigfooty.
I don't care if the guys want to have a look or whatever. I am going to be positive.
I am a fan of their site and forum. Normally I would be allowed to see the whole board, but all I can see is the hawks board. Long story. I think I might of fucked up along the way some how.

Also I am on Global Ignore over there. I don't care about that but you would think that I would be allowed to post that they should take me off it.
It's going to affect the pages the whole time. Oh well it's their choice. They want this.
Great place to post on but I don't know why all the admins have been angry at me for.
Anyway I am happy to post on there for now. I have got here to post any shit that I want to post whilst I will keep it real on bigfooty.

Do you guys post on bigfooty? If so what do you honestly think of the admins and the mods over there? don't hold back but hey one word of warning they are going to be watching and reading this so be wise with your words.

Wow.

I finally caught a mouse that had been hiding around my unit.
I knew that there was a mouse around here as I could smell him.
I reckon there might be another one.
Mice stink. Gross

Cuntis Maximus

17th February 2009, 13:12

Can't we organise an arsonist to torch that fucken mongs house with her in it??

I'll put up the first $100.

Curtis Stone

17th February 2009, 13:12

Brilliant!

Yeah, the mods and admins will be watching your site via the global ip ban you have in place.

Good Lord this creature just never ceases to amaze.

Curtis Stone

17th February 2009, 13:13

Can't we organise an arsonist to torch that fucken mongs house with her in it??

I'll put up the first $100.

Maybe Syd can do it when he takes the wife and babs there for that trip he promised.

Syd

17th February 2009, 13:16

Maybe Syd can do it when he takes the wife and babs there for that trip he promised.

Maybe you should all be nicer to Sooz.

She might just be giving you all a pressie shortly. ;)

Curtis Stone

17th February 2009, 13:17

Maybe you should all be nicer to Sooz.

She might just be giving you all a pressie shortly. ;)

TUESDAY!!!!!

:D :thumbsu: :D

Cuntis Maximus

17th February 2009, 13:19

TARD TUESDAY is upon us.

Release the mong Syd!!:thumbsu:

Whacker

17th February 2009, 13:19

SUZI TUESDAY!!!!!!!!

Swamp

17th February 2009, 13:28

OMG OMG OMG OMG

IM SO EXCITED

LET IT OUT, LET IT OUT

Cuntis Maximus

17th February 2009, 13:32

Is Fred coming to the party??

Dr Andy

17th February 2009, 13:37

what what what what dog in a blender what what what

Swamp

17th February 2009, 13:39

oh no, i have to go in like 15 min
i may miss my second consecutive suzi tuesday
plz Syd, plz nao
NAO plz

Syd

17th February 2009, 14:12

TUESDAY!!!!!

Nah, even better.....

Hey Syd,

If you want people to go on one of my forums and post. The only one they are allowed to post on is this one. http://aflfooty2009.hqforums.net/

I will be watching everyone on the new board just in case they decide to get better and keep things real.

Can I publicise this on The Love Boat??

Yes you can. Go for it. :thumbsu:

I trust you'll all post in a 'responsible' manner. ;)

Dr Andy

17th February 2009, 14:15

I trust you'll all post in a 'responsible' manner. ;)
WHAT

FUCK NO

Marble Madness

17th February 2009, 14:19

SO she ahs started another forum as some sort of pre-foeum to gettign access to a forum with only her on it and where everyone else is IP banned.

I really think science needs to be made aware of this creature she needs to be studied so we can attempt to erradicate the mong gene from society.

LondonCalling

17th February 2009, 14:35

This says it all.

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b58/cammo86/suziforum.jpg

Curtis Stone

17th February 2009, 14:37

And you have to re-register right?

Gawd. Dunno if I can be bothered.

Syd

17th February 2009, 14:38

And you have to re-register right?

Gawd. Dunno if I can be bothered.

I don't think so.

Just a side forum linked if I'm not mistaken.

Marble Madness

17th February 2009, 14:47

I suppose goatse is still goatse no matter where you post it.

Dr Andy

17th February 2009, 14:55

I don't think so.

Just a side forum linked if I'm not mistaken.
yeah you have to re register

but who cares

Roddy Woomble

17th February 2009, 14:56

Oh dear god.

Ljp86

17th February 2009, 15:05

I see Suzi had her period in the goalsquare again.

Dr Andy

17th February 2009, 15:08

I suppose goatse is still goatse no matter where you post it.
lol

lol

Marble Madness

17th February 2009, 15:17

Damn I now banned from Suzi's banned users forum. Where to from here SENForums?

Kingy

17th February 2009, 15:29

This says it all.

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b58/cammo86/suziforum.jpg

Rofl - look at the ads!

Poor Suzie; it's fun to give her shit, but seriously, I know she disputes it, but she has to be some kind of ********.

Dr Andy

17th February 2009, 15:30

Rofl - look at the ads!

Poor Suzie; it's fun to give her shit, but seriously, I know she disputes it, but she has to be some kind of ********.
no doubt whatsoever

Cuntis Maximus

17th February 2009, 15:41

Completely and utterly retarded.

No doubt about it.

Seriously, she should be in an institution.

Ricketts

17th February 2009, 16:01

Disgrace, not even a real sherrin.
Where's the stitches?

Whacker

17th February 2009, 16:52

It would seem she doesnt want tlc members on there yet announces it here...

Syd

17th February 2009, 17:28

Main board now visible.....

pickman

17th February 2009, 17:29

Apparantly Ms Mong doesn't want loopy TLC losers from NSW according to her picture, looks like you're out Syd!

Syd

17th February 2009, 17:40

Apparantly Ms Mong doesn't want loopy TLC losers from NSW according to her picture, looks like you're out Syd!

Better than being IN I 'spose. :o

Roddy Woomble

17th February 2009, 21:37

This morning I had farted about 14 times in bed. I woke my next door neighbour up.
it was pretty funny.
I was also playing around with my fart machine that i finally got in the mail a couple of weeks ago and totally pwned the gardener.

Suzi has her own gardener?

I_Love_Netball

17th February 2009, 21:43

jaymin is back in the HOUSE

Kingy

17th February 2009, 22:03

Suzi has her own gardener?

Ok, seriously, why the fuck is she so godamned fixated on farting?

Like, I think they're funny, but fuck sakes, she lives for them!

Dr Andy

17th February 2009, 22:58

Ok, seriously, why the fuck is she so godamned fixated on farting?

Like, I think they're funny, but fuck sakes, she lives for them!
ahem.

http://aflfooty2009.hqforums.net/best-place-you-have-farted-vt9.html

Curtis Stone

18th February 2009, 08:42

For those of you interested. She's running around again today in the Mornington Cup (n. 6).

Could be a good go actually.

http://skychannel.com.au/racing/race.php?RaceId=18415338&MeetingId=16165552

I'll keep an eye on the forum for you Sooz. :thumbsu:

Dr Andy

18th February 2009, 08:56

you make me laugh hoffy

Curtis Stone

18th February 2009, 09:01

you make me laugh hoffy

Let's just hope Craig Williams doesn't pull the whip too early and gives her a patient ride. :thumbsu: :cool:

Curtis Stone

18th February 2009, 09:25

Sorry guys.

I have to make a retraction. It obviously isn't her.

This just in.

I am not a fucking horse you fuckwit.
I am a normal person living in society.

Cuntis Maximus

18th February 2009, 09:42

Herein lies the root of her problem.

She actually believes that she is normal and human.:rolleyes:

And Suzi/goaldrush.....STOP SENDING ME ABUSIVE PM's!!!

You fucken mong!!

Swamp

18th February 2009, 09:58

Curtis Stone

18th February 2009, 10:03

Send me an abusive PM
I feel left out

Also, if someone wants to send me a Pm about what exactly the fuck wentdown here over the past 12 hours, causing cheif to put the foot down, that would be good too.

Nothing that you missed.

As Suzi pointed out on her site. Adrian is stressed (must know him personally or exchange messages), so he's probably just trying to unwind a bit. :thumbsu:

pickman

18th February 2009, 19:24

Suzi has 6 registered users, it's proving to be a booming success :thumbsu: ;)

RoosterLad

18th February 2009, 19:48

Sorry guys.

I have to make a retraction. It obviously isn't her.

This just in.

Haha that is brilliant mate. Thanks for clearing that up sooz. :thumbsu:

Ben Carbonaro

18th February 2009, 22:02

Sorry guys.

I have to make a retraction. It obviously isn't her.

This just in.

Why do you think she could be a horse?

Curtis Stone

18th February 2009, 22:22

Why do you think she could be a horse?

Besides the 19" dick, probably the name if you bothered to click on the link.

Roddy Woomble

18th February 2009, 22:26

She only ran 3rd. Disappointing.

Curtis Stone

18th February 2009, 22:30

She only ran 3rd. Disappointing.

Craig Williams said she was a pleasure to ride. :thumbsu:

PetWussy

19th February 2009, 15:22

Why do you think she could be a horse?

Oh God no.

pickman

28th February 2009, 14:59

After all the abuse Suzi has copped, after banning us so-called "loopy limbo club losers" and after being called a retard by myself on multiple occassions, what does Suzi do...

Invite me to be her "friend" on BigFooty, an invite I prompty rejected.

Fuck me, she really is a dumbarse :cool:

Swamp

28th February 2009, 16:26

You're spot on

Roddy Woomble

4th March 2009, 12:52

Just checked my junk email and got this...

Footy Tipping.
If you want to take part in the footy tipping then please sign up go to the board which is called footy tipping and join in. Or PM Danger Pie.

New Colours.
Guys if you are wondering why our forum is in Hawthorn colours, I am going to try and get a lot of hawthorn supporters posting on here.
It's not just a hawks board but opposition supporters can come and post.

Limbo Club Members.
Anyone that is a member of the Limbo CLub you already know that there is a banned members haven forum set up for you guys. It is for anyone that wants to muck up or anyone else who just wants to go and talk about shitty things.

Guests
Whilst you are a guest on the board if you haven't registered you can't login. Just a word of warning to those who want to spam.

Finally New members
See if you can get as many members to come on board to AFL Footy 2009. I will allow anyone except those who want to fart about and post rubbish.

Have fun and please come back and post more

schwab2clarkson, Smoke, and Danger Pie

Dr Andy

4th March 2009, 14:11

i thought sooz liked people who farted about

Ljp86

5th March 2009, 01:16

Anyone know who Smoke and Danger Pie are? Maybe one of them is healy.

Whacker

5th March 2009, 16:35

One is healy and one is hawks heroes

Banana Republican

5th March 2009, 23:08

Ricketts

6th March 2009, 00:20

Anyone know who Smoke and Danger Pie are? Maybe one of them is healy.

i thought danger pie was pie4life on BF

Godfrey Jones

6th March 2009, 02:32

fuck the one or two members that have genuine convos with her are so sad

theres one thread where her and another dude went back and forth on some stupid forum game for 3 pages

Ratto

1st April 2009, 14:47

She lives:

edit: oh I see what you did there. sif u cant post links from there...

Whacker

1st April 2009, 14:54

She really wants the world to know the red devils had a draw...

Roddy Woomble

4th May 2009, 11:28

Sooz is on Twitter now...

http://twitter.com/hawksgirl12

@lancearmstrong (http://twitter.com/lancearmstrong) Keep up the great work Lance. I have been a fan of yours since you won 7 tour de france races.

Lance had to work hard to get Sooz's appreciation. :thumbsu:

Whacker

4th May 2009, 11:39

Doing her bit for the McGrath Foundation

@RealHughJackman The McGrath Foundation want you to donate some money. You should kick Glenn McGrath in the nuts.

Kingy

4th May 2009, 12:38

Sooz is on Twitter now...

http://twitter.com/hawksgirl12

Lance had to work hard to get Sooz's appreciation. :thumbsu:

So when he'd won 6, she didn't rate him at all?

And why does she want to kick Glenno in the sack?

_JC_

5th May 2009, 12:51

So when he'd won 6, she didn't rate him at all?

And why does she want to kick Glenno in the sack?

Why does Sooz do any of the things she does. Maybe Dan Brown could write a book about it

Banana Republican

6th May 2009, 16:32

It takes a while but soon you will all realize
Suzi is the internet

pepe

6th May 2009, 16:37

Everything just went all fucking Matrix

Roddy Woomble

5th June 2009, 12:36

Sooz's status updates are awesome...did anyone ever ask her why she is a part time student when she doesn't have a job? :confused:

Suzi Olsen (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1552733392&ref=mf) is starting her long weekend!

http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/images/spacer.gif?8:11

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v223/1200/12/q1552733392_1325.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1552733392&ref=mf)
Suzi Olsen (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1552733392&ref=mf) at 11:53 05 June via Facebook Mobile (http://www.facebook.com/mobile/)

i have friday arvos and every monday off. Anyone jealous?

(http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=544244621&ref=mf)
?? (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=544244621&ref=mf) at 12:09 on 05 June

i have wednesdays off its great really helps u get thru the week

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v223/1200/12/q1552733392_1325.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1552733392&ref=mf)
Suzi Olsen (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1552733392&ref=mf) at 12:39 05 June via Facebook Mobile (http://www.facebook.com/mobile/)

i am a part time student at tafe. So i am rapt that the timetable allows me to have mondays off, tuesday arvos off, wednesday mornings and friday arvos all off.

Roddy Woomble

5th June 2009, 12:42

Suzi Olsen (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1552733392&ref=mf) has finally made it to tafe after a bout of a cold and the runs

http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/images/spacer.gif?8:11 (http://www.facebook.com/mobile/?ref=mf)Yesterday at 08:22 (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1552733392&v=feed&story_fbid=87355459729&ref=mf) ·

Dr Andy

5th June 2009, 12:53

FUCKEN HELL SOOZ

Kingy

5th June 2009, 13:09

Incontinent Rob

5th June 2009, 13:14

She has Wednesday off, Friday mornings off, and Mondays off... so she's a part time student, does nothing else, and feels like she needs more time off from her part time studies to cope?

Soooz ftw!

Come on mate, those hectic 2 hour days on Tuesdays and Thursdays must fuck her up big time; I seriously don't know how she copes at all, the poor bitch.

Curtis Stone

5th June 2009, 13:19

And the time 'on' is actually at TAFE which is the equivalent of doing nothing anyway.

Safe to say Suzi's a go-getter.

Hugh Jorgen

5th June 2009, 13:36

I like how she says her timetable allows her to have all that time off.

You're only fucking studying part time, of course your going to get heaps of time off.

Fuck, I studied Uni full time and still had plenty of time off.

pickman

5th June 2009, 22:30

She has Wednesday off, Friday mornings off, and Mondays off... so she's a part time student, does nothing else, and feels like she needs more time off from her part time studies to cope?

Soooz ftw!

Don't forget all those arduous hours spent at goal umpire training!

Whacker

6th June 2009, 09:33

Sooz really has this life thing down pat

Mancey

16th June 2009, 13:48

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/sport/afl/story/0,26576,25644556-19742,00.html

"JEFF Kennett has slammed the AFL Umpires Association for its decision to release a set of umpire collector cards."

This must be so conflicting for poor sooz

Travyo

16th June 2009, 14:00

Wait she is 31 and still only a part time student? fail, oh well can else should I expect from a mong

Curtis Stone

16th June 2009, 14:06

Wait she is 31 and still only a part time student? fail, oh well can else should I expect from a mong

You seem to have overlooked the flourishing internet empire she has to administer.

Cuntis Maximus

16th June 2009, 14:15

You seem to have overlooked the flourishing internet empire she has to administer.

And beating men off with a stick.

oooh...a double entendre!!

Spanners Watson

16th June 2009, 14:20

Does she get the same mong benefits as what Benny gets?

Surely she can't still live of Corin's earnings

Curtis Stone

16th June 2009, 14:26

She taards like she's benny, so probably on the same wicket.

Roddy Woomble

16th June 2009, 15:30

And beating men off with a stick.

oooh...a double entendre!!

Hey, her relationship is listed as 'Complicated'!

Cath

16th June 2009, 15:34

Hey, her relationship is listed as 'Complicated'!

As in, she finds it far too complicated to form and maintain relationships with anybody of the non-tard variety :D

Mike Oxlong

17th June 2009, 02:10

Hey, her relationship is listed as 'Complicated'!

It is. Have you ever tried to have a relationship with a fart trapped in a clear plastic bag? Me neither but according to suzi, it's very frustrating. You want to hear it, smell it, consume it, stick it in ya pussy but the moment you let it free to do those things, it fucks off.

Roddy Woomble

17th June 2009, 12:48

What do you do when nobody is visiting your forum?

Apparently you start another one...

http://aussiefooty.ipbfree.com/index.php

Kingy

17th June 2009, 20:30

What do you do when nobody is visiting your forum?

Apparently you start another one...

http://aussiefooty.ipbfree.com/index.php

Kinda like Cheef with this place.

Kingy

18th June 2009, 21:37

Childlike wonder.

Almost makes me jealous.

Roddy Woomble

18th June 2009, 21:39

I deleted because i failed imageshack 101.

On a related note..

Diane Telford (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=607673827&ref=mf) at 20:58 on 18 June
Suzi, are you male or female?

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Suzi Olsen (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1552733392&ref=mf) at 21:36 on 18 June
female! I am now watching the footy show!

Suzi Olsen (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1552733392&ref=mf) at 21:40 on 18 June
i prefer to have my hair short due to me umpiring footy.

Suzi Olsen (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1552733392&ref=mf) at 21:41 on 18 June
lol at the guys on the footy show are getting stuck into sam newman!

[URL="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=607673827&ref=mf"]Diane Telford (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=607673827&ref=mf) at 21:48 on 18 June
I didn't ask because of your hair, I asked because you always talk about farts and boners.

Kingy

18th June 2009, 21:57

It was fine how you had it mate?

Picko99

19th June 2009, 14:45

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

CATS

20th June 2009, 00:02

My Dad just came in and said it was really good of the AFL to employ Downies as goal umpires. :D

I lol'd and thought 'if only he knew what else was out there'!

Cath

20th June 2009, 16:10

Guess the sooz...

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/4690/suzi.jpg

I found her I found her!!! :p

Legend

20th June 2009, 18:11

So many possibilities.

Cath

20th June 2009, 20:05

Clue # 1: She's the kinda wonky looking one

CatCake

20th June 2009, 20:13

4th row from back, 5th from right?

pickman

20th June 2009, 20:16

Front row, third from right

wallace

20th June 2009, 20:19

4th row from back, 5th from right?

Don't be ridiculous, that looks nothing like her.

She's clearly 3rd row from front, 7th from left.

Cath

20th June 2009, 20:20

4th row from back, 5th from right?

Cold

Front row, third from right

Very warm...

Clue #2: She's not wearing a dress

pickman

20th June 2009, 20:21

front row, extreme right?

Cath

20th June 2009, 20:26

front row, extreme right?

Well done Picko99 you win a giant erect doodle well done! :p

pickman

20th June 2009, 20:28

Well done Picko99 you win a giant erect doodle well done! :p

Swish, I'll be making use of that prize tonight! :D

CatCake

20th June 2009, 20:34

Don't be ridiculous, that looks nothing like her.

She's clearly 3rd row from front, 7th from left.

OMFG SUZI WAS A BLACK BOY

Swamp

20th June 2009, 20:47

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/4690/suzi.jpg

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jaxxon

21st June 2009, 08:48

http://aussiefooty.ipbfree.com/index.php?showtopic=6

teehee. She is annoying people at vBulletin too now that she has moved on from BF and TLC.

Banana Republican

21st June 2009, 09:28

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EFA.

bzparkes

21st June 2009, 15:42

http://aussiefooty.ipbfree.com/index.php?showtopic=2

Lol:rolleyes:

Banana Republican

21st June 2009, 16:19

Uea85zklZpM&feature=related

wallace

21st June 2009, 18:09

http://aussiefooty.ipbfree.com/index.php?showtopic=6

teehee. She is annoying people at vBulletin too now that she has moved on from BF and TLC.
haha why did she start another forum

Spanners Watson

21st June 2009, 18:41

haha why did she start another forum

Who the fuck knows, probably cause no one was posting on the other?

Mike Oxlong

21st June 2009, 22:48

http://aussiefooty.ipbfree.com/index.php?showtopic=2

Lol:rolleyes:

seriously, all jokes aside, she has some serious fucking issues. I've never seen someone so relentlessly pursue a subject matter. It's fucking insane. Even with everyone telling her what a fart freak she is, she continues to do it on forums all over the net. She makes up stories just so she can mention them. They have to be made up. Otherwise the umpiring fraternity has a serious problem with people shitting themselves.

What's even more tardy is she attempts (poorly) to make out she's disgusted or thinks it's gross when clearly she loves it as much as being treated like a piss mop by a relative.

It's so fucking wrong. She is so disturbed science should be studying her. I've never known someone to be so openly weird and stupid so consistantly.

Roddy Woomble

21st June 2009, 23:09

seriously, all jokes aside, she has some serious fucking issues. I've never seen someone so relentlessly pursue a subject matter. It's fucking insane. Even with everyone telling her what a fart freak she is, she continues to do it on forums all over the net. She makes up stories just so she can mention them. They have to be made up. Otherwise the umpiring fraternity has a serious problem with people shitting themselves.

What's even more tardy is she attempts (poorly) to make out she's disgusted or thinks it's gross when clearly she loves it as much as being treated like a piss mop by a relative.

It's so fucking wrong. She is so disturbed science should be studying her. I've never known someone to be so openly weird and stupid so consistantly.

+1

She has to have mental issues. Nobody is that disturbed.

In other news, her facebook profile is now on super private after getting that letter of abuse.

Curtis Stone

21st June 2009, 23:19

God I miss her here. :(

Mike Oxlong

22nd June 2009, 00:03

If we translated the people on here into characters set in a real world environment and then made a tv show around them it would be fucking insane.

You can't write this shit. You can't make it up. If you had a setting that kept the characters together in an environment so they had some reasonable reason for regular interaction, injected all the stories and shit that happens to people on here, and then added some specific jokes/funny lines for the masses, it would be a winner.

Maybe something like a call centre where shit loads of people come together and interact. I thought parts of Swift and Shift on SBS was funny with all the dysfunctional people coming together but we'd be able to kill that! Clearly "The Office" used the environment of a sales office very well.

Imagine casting for the role of Suzi. Could anyone pull it off? First incestuous golden shower on Australian TV. Would be a watershed moment with controversy not seen since Abigail got her tits out on Number 96.

Worthy of a logie for sure.

LondonCalling

22nd June 2009, 00:30

Suzi = Magda Szubanski. Surely

BuzzKillington

22nd June 2009, 00:34

I know magda's a disgusting, annoying, unfunny pig but surely she doesn't deserve that kind of comparison?

Banana Republican

22nd June 2009, 07:55

God I miss her here. :(
+1:(

Dr Andy

22nd June 2009, 09:14

If Imagine casting for the role of Suzi. Could anyone pull it off?
fuck yes magda szubanski

Curtis Stone

22nd June 2009, 09:27

Susan Boyle. :thumbsu:

http://www.buzzandnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/susan-boyle-ill.jpg

yssup_MasTr

22nd June 2009, 10:39

winner

Banana Republican

22nd June 2009, 10:52

the fat kid from Hey Dad in a frock

Roddy Woomble

22nd June 2009, 15:58

We need someone to make a sitcom featuring Sooz and Carbs. Maybe with that cartoony program that was used to make the Jill Singer/Carbs thing.

That would be win.

BuzzKillington

22nd June 2009, 16:23

http://www.buzzandnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/susan-boyle-ill.jpg
hasn't even had her morning shave yet

Spanners Watson

22nd June 2009, 16:29

hasn't even had her morning shave yet

Hairier than Carb's brother

Roddy Woomble

24th June 2009, 21:19

Hmm...this explains a lot..

Fight Fight Fight
Real Name: Suzi Olsen
Affiliation: Adrian Appleyards Gooch
Previous Affiliations: Bigfooty, *******, myawful, bigcricket
Aliases: ******, OrangeJaffas, Where's the Free?, Suzi Olsen
Relatives: Mother (Gave her away for adoption), Father (Currently enjoying his free range farm enclosure down in wendouree), Siblings (Born stillborn and thrown in garbage bags)
Codename Etymology: Pronounced as Fi-te Fi-te Fi-te; something kids yell at school when a fight infact is happening
Powers and History: Mild Super Downy Strength, Noxious Appearance which causes Nausea in people who look at her and in some cases transmution into stone, Ability to survive the 21st century with under 9 active braincells and missing chromosomes.

Suzi Olsen has been for a long time, joining forums where she is not welcome. She has lived as fulfilling life as a down syndrome person could, from being urinated on in the shower by her cousin to having a wide array of celebrities who communicate to her on her myspace page.

Suzi was born in 1977, a result of a drunken morbidly obese woman who found herself fornicating with a donkey in a farm down in wEndouree. For some reason her vagina was coated in faecal matter (later it turns out she was a coprophilliac) and the donkey went for goal like binxy in the coxless fours during the commonwealth games.

When Suzi was born, she was mistaken for the placenta and almost thrown out in the garbage. However luckily for her, he monobrow was already forming with every second exposed to air outside the womb and it alerted the doctor to his near mistake.

As a child she got uglier and uglier and started to smell more and more like mouldy cheese. She lost her anal virginity to Brian Peppers back in 1984 when he travelled time and space to land in Suzi Olsens bed and he splooged all over her ass crack. Suzis mother got jealous and then gave her away for adoption, but not before Brian Peppers gouged out her eye and skullfucked her. To this day suzis natural mother has one clear white eye, but its the remenants of Brians semen. It chrystalised and formed a rock hard substance which allows Suzis mother to order from the childrens menu at Mcdonalds.

As times went by, people tried to kill Suzi Olsen. Children would spit on her and throw rocks at her and adults would try and run her over with their cars. Luckily for her though, her face now resembled the aftermath of a nuclear reactor meltdown and people could not look her in the face for more than 5 seconds. Prolongued exposure to their spawn from hell, Her adopted parents both turned into homosexual, black, midget jews. They anally fist each other to this day.

In 2007 a hobbit from the shire who had used the power of the one true ring to travel to earth to swoon fat bitches on the interweb named funky matt, tried to offer the services of his genital wart encrusted micropenis to allow Suzi Olsen to ahcieve her first orgasm which wasn't provided by a family member dressed in a clown suit, but due to her tormented life, she shot him down leaving her vagina dry and smelling like a wet dog. Funky, broken hearted drowned himself in his cum bin.

Suzi still trawls the interweb projected her stupidity and fugliness on everyone else. In the words of machtig, Be careful.

Incontinent Rob

27th June 2009, 13:40

Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit.

She's been taken off global ignore on BF.

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm185/roos4eva/Capture-5.jpg

That's on her own page btw; so this is what she's been writing whilst she's on global ignore. :o

Kingy

27th June 2009, 14:15

Wtf, why do they get to bask in her reflected glory, and we don't?

Swamp

28th June 2009, 23:15

aaaaaannnnnnd she's back in her hole. Not before recieving reamings in many Hawthorn threads, most notably here (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=597352) and here (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=597144). Read for lulz.

Ps, if you are reading this suzi, go to a doctor, you are mentally ********.

Curtis Stone

28th June 2009, 23:27

Banana Republican

29th June 2009, 07:12

She is gone again:o

Kingy

29th June 2009, 09:04

Originally Posted by sewell2guerra http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/curves/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?p=14928247#post14928247)
Firstly, I am a true hawthorn fan. I don't ever ditch my team or sink the boots in as I respect everyone of our players highly.
Secondly,
I have posted nothing but positive stuff on here. We got told that the start of the year not to eat our own by one of the hawks mods. Search it up I don't care if you do because you and EVERYONE else who has the same opinion as you needs to have a kick up their backside.
Thirdly,
I have got contacts at the club who I regularly chat to. In fact I got a text from one of my contacts at the club asking me about any negative feedback coming from supporters on bigfooty.
He had a read and he's not happy at all at some of the comments that YOU and many OTHERS in here who are sinking the boots into the team.

Wise words.

Originally Posted by sewell2guerra
Yes you are sinking your boots in to our vice captain. You are calling him fat.
You are also sinking your boots into everyone else in the team.
You are copping it left right and centre from other supporters who agree with me as well. So we know that you are wrong and are only posting for the sake of posting just to get up our noses.
You have no idea what you are on about.
All you are doing is pissing us off. So much so that some of us are really angry with you.

Wow.

Syd/Cheef, Can Soozie have access to this board, and this board only, please? If anybody goes to hard at her, they can get banzed from this forum?

Curtis Stone

29th June 2009, 09:10

She is amazing.

God I wish we had her on the Geelong boards.

No one can generate the fun times that she does. :(

Mancey

29th June 2009, 09:15

In fact I got a text from one of my contacts at the club asking me about any negative feedback coming from supporters on bigfooty.

Fuckin lol.

Could you imagine, you've just lost to one of the worst performed teams in the comp, your team that won the premiership last year is in danger of missing the finals, you have several stars under performing, so what's the first thing on your agenda to assess?

Whether the team is getting criticised on Bigfooty.

Lucky they have sooz to stay on top of it.

Syd

29th June 2009, 09:49

Syd/Cheef, Can Soozie have access to this board, and this board only, please? If anybody goes to hard at her, they can get banzed from this forum?

Hmmmm, and here I thought Reep took her to England with him... ;)

But seriously, it is outside my limited powers to grant access to, or remove access from only 1 board.

I'm happy to have the Admin restrict her to this board only, but I would have to issue site-wide BANZORS for the going too far bit. :o

Dr Andy

29th June 2009, 12:27

Syd/Cheef, Can Soozie have access to this board, and this board only, please? If anybody goes to hard at her, they can get banzed from this forum?

that's only going to land half of us banned

seriously it's like putting a plate of crispy bacon on a table in front of a bunch of fat people and saying "SNIFF DON'T EAT"

Roddy Woomble

29th June 2009, 12:30

Sooz gives as good as she gets. Let her free!

Syd

29th June 2009, 12:42

Sooz gives as good as she gets. Let her free!

It's not Suzi I'm worried about.

It's you lot! ;)

LondonCalling

29th June 2009, 17:05

We really should do a Yarran style home invasion at her place in Mt Clear. Bloody her up a little. Maybe piss on her for fun, Corrin style.

Roddy Woomble

29th June 2009, 17:24

We really should do a Yarran style home invasion at her place in Mt Clear. Bloody her up a little. Maybe piss on her for fun, Corrin style.

Wasnt her address floating around here a while ago?

I still reckon going to one of her local footy games and standing behind the goals hurling abuse would be amusing. Wathing her have a Kruzin style meltdown on a football field.

pickman

29th June 2009, 17:33

I still reckon going to one of her local footy games and standing behind the goals hurling abuse would be amusing. Wathing her have a Kruzin style meltdown on a football field.

Well if you must

http://www.sportingpulse.com/assoc_page.cgi?c=1-6365-0-0-0&sID=125787

FYI. Suzanne umpired the Central Highlands seniors game between Creswick and Ballan last week.

Dr Andy

30th June 2009, 08:51

Wasnt her address floating around here a while ago?

1. go to google
2. type in "whois"
3. click on any of the LEGAL* and WIDLY KNOWN* whois websites
4. punch in www.aflfooty2009.com (http://www.aflfooty2009.com)
5. wheeeeee

*take note roger and syd, there is nothing illegal or sinister about doing a Whois on a domain name. Suzi is just a fucken mong for putting her details in there.

Roddy Woomble

30th June 2009, 12:27

It's not Suzi I'm worried about.

It's you lot! ;)

Syd,

Next time you have a mod meeting get Chirf to make it happen.

Whacker

1st July 2009, 16:12

Wasnt her address floating around here a while ago?

I still reckon going to one of her local footy games and standing behind the goals hurling abuse would be amusing. Wathing her have a Kruzin style meltdown on a football field.
Or PM Whacker and he can give you a personalised tour of all things suzi :thumbsu:

I have elite stalking skills

Curtis Stone

1st July 2009, 16:14

Or PM Whacker and he can give you a personalised tour of all things suzi :thumbsu:

I have elite stalking skills

Just the standard Mike/PK setup AKA bucket outside the window?

Whacker

1st July 2009, 16:21

Yeah except i shit in mine and leave it under an open window. She loves the smell of it

pickman

2nd July 2009, 17:26

Some vintage and very unprofessional Suzi.

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=85114

You'd think if you we're an umpire you wouldn't go on the internet bagging out a side covered by your association..

Post 17 sums her up quite nicely :thumbsu:

Incontinent Rob

24th July 2009, 23:24

Anyone else receive this e-mail?

Hello everyone,

Just letting you know that AFLFOOTY2009 has gone private due to some people wanting to stalk me.

Stalking people isn't allowed.

From Admin

Jeez, obviously the real reason it has gone private is because of the server overloads from the ridiculous amount of traffic it gets each day.

Surely. :confused:

Hobby Farmer

25th July 2009, 13:59

I wonder if that is the run out of town by the locals brandishing pitchforks kind of stalking.

Haddo

30th July 2009, 13:15

It's loose again http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=15225464&postcount=125

Mike Oxlong

30th July 2009, 15:33

holy shit, run for your lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RoosterLad

30th July 2009, 17:49

I will admit, I am about to ask a fucking stupid question that only makes me look like a retard but why is she bringing SCHOOL KIDS into the argument???????

LondonCalling

30th July 2009, 17:53

It's loose again

Who the fuck fisted her?

pickman

30th July 2009, 18:03

Who the fuck fisted her?

Cousin Corin?

Mike Oxlong

30th July 2009, 18:14

I will admit, I am about to ask a fucking stupid question that only makes me look like a retard but why is she bringing SCHOOL KIDS into the argument???????

mate she is so far past normal that sometimes, even though you know it is her, you can't help but still wonder what the fuck is going on.

Don't blame yourself, like many of us you think "hey she can operate a computer, she feeds herself daily, how can she be this stupid if she can do those things?"

Well, I'm fucked if i know. She breaks all the rules. Something that dumb should be in a padded cell eating it's own faeces and dribbling a quart of drool a day but she isn't. She either the smartest full-taard ever or the Russians are fucking with us. :confused: :confused:

pickman

30th July 2009, 18:44

I will admit, I am about to ask a fucking stupid question that only makes me look like a retard but why is she bringing SCHOOL KIDS into the argument???????

Probably because school kids make up a majority of the numbers down at Suzi Ballarat Football Umpires Association. I don't think I've seen an adult act as boundary ump in a Ballarat FL in years.

Umpiring with Suzi... I pity the kids!

Incontinent Rob

30th July 2009, 23:56

Brix were srsly shat when I looked at my user profile yesterday and saw a message posted from Sooz about the Roos/Hawks game from a couple of weeks ago.

Great game yesterday. Thought that your team had beaten my team. Cheer up mate. I am sure that your team will bounce back and win a couple more games.

Roddy Woomble

31st July 2009, 15:34

Oh dear...

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=611440

The Sooz way.

1. Totally misinterpret the OP
2. Argue your point no matter how wrong you are pretending you know what you are talking about.
3. (Once multiple posters point out you are wrong) Use the line "Its only my opinion"
4. Cry personal abuse and ask for the topic to be locked.

Mike Oxlong

31st July 2009, 15:44

How??? How can someone be that stupid????

thegrach

31st July 2009, 15:46

I can't believe she dresses herself.

pickman

31st July 2009, 19:13

Oh and it's a free country, we don't have to agree on what you say. You have to remember that we are allowed to have a difference of opinion.
I don't believe the article one bit, but you are trying to force me to believe it. That's what I don't like here. I don't need to be bossed around by people who think that they have to be right all the time.

Dragging out the old "It's a free country" line. Always the desperate retort of an idiot who is wrong.

Banana Republican

31st July 2009, 19:46

Her vote is worth the same as mine

pickman

31st July 2009, 19:49

Her vote is worth the same as mine

Which is an argument against democracy.

Haddo

1st August 2009, 08:06

Who the fuck fisted her?

Whoever let it back and is protecting it has conjugal rites.(shudders)

That boards a laugh a minute, reckon there was more cheer and fun the day the romans told the christians the lions were off the vegetarian diet.

Banana Republican

2nd August 2009, 21:04

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=15262676&postcount=68
Its warming up:D

Whacker

2nd August 2009, 21:31

hahahaha vintage sooz

Incontinent Rob

2nd August 2009, 22:50

Whole thread just displays her mongness.

Amazing.

Hawks1523

3rd August 2009, 13:03

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=15262676&postcount=68
Its warming up:D

Haven't laughed that hard at a post on the Hawks boards.. ever. Bitch got put back in her fucking place.

RoosterLad

3rd August 2009, 19:45

Hahaha look at post 71 she warns that anybody who gets stuck into her will get carded while she has a yellow card.

Kingy

3rd August 2009, 19:54

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=609265

Dominant performance.

BYOB

3rd August 2009, 20:48

how many umpireing decisions do goal umpires make that dont relate to goals or points?

Plenty. We have to help the boundary umpires out when they aren't able to make it to the post quick enough. Also tell the players that are wrestling, fighting that they are reported.

Is she fucking seriously this demented? This was after she went on a massive spiel about how she 'knows the rules' after umpiring for 15 years and that people who aren't umpires don't know the rules :confused:

How is she able to live in society, is she someone's pet or something? Because there is no fucking way that mong can live unassisted.

Banana Republican

3rd August 2009, 21:27

Originally Posted by Sensible poster
how many umpireing decisions do goal umpires make that dont relate to goals or points?

Good Poster him;)

Haddo

5th August 2009, 08:31

Sooz enviromental warrior http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,25885152-663,00.html

Victorians are being encouraged to "Pee in the shower! Save the Ballarad rainforest!" in a bold new water saving campaign.

The ad campaign, by Mount Clear environment group SOS Ballarad, encourages people to cut water use by urinating in the shower, The Associated Press reports.
The environment group, which is running the cheeky ads playing on several television stations, says if households avoid one flush a day more than 4,300 litres of water will be saved each year.

SOS spokeswoman Soooz told AP the ad was "a way to be playful about a serious subject.''

The cartoon ads show all kinds of people urinating in the shower and ends with the line ``Pee in the shower! Save the Ballarad rainforest!''

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