What happens to us when LondonCalling becomes PM?

[FG]

Do we get special benefits?
Jobs?

Free weed? What?

[CATS]

I_love_netball's god will save us all!

[Swamp]

We make billions of dollars from blackmail

[I_Love_Netball]

Limbo club goes digital

[Dr Andy]

dey took our jerbs

londoncalling will get our jerbs back

[Hobby Farmer]

I got dibs on the federal environment portfolio

Bring back the million acre policy:thumbsu:

[Kingy]

Dedicated Ladette to Lady channel on Free to Air.

I, for one, welcome our new right wing Overlord.

[Curtis Stone]

Dedicated Ladette to Lady channel on Free to Air.

I, for one, welcome our new right wing Overlord.

:thumbsu:

Wouldn't you love to just go up to that principal who's unlikely to have ever been fucked, fish your cock out, slam it on her desk and invite her to suck on it?

God the things I'd love to say to her.

She would roll over and die.

[Kingy]

The blonde lady who teaches them about shit would've been alright back in her day.

I fucking love it though how the girls are meant to be ladies, and when the guys on it stop being stuck up fuckwits and start being trouble making lads, the old broads are pretty much, "Well, boys will be boys!"

[Curtis Stone]

Yeah completely different set of expectations from the guys. They are meant to be seeking a fuck according to the old ducks. Men are obviously seen as a much more prominent and dominant figure. The boys there have it made if they can abstain from being faggots.

[Hobby Farmer]

Also

Farmer wants A Wife will be made compulsory viewing

And

Having a houseboy will be considered cool

Fucking your houseboy..................

Livestock will be enrolled to vote to keep them labor cuntlings outa office:D

[Geelong_Sicko]

I, for one, welcome our new right wing Overlord.

LC's gonna pay me to rat out all my leftie mates. And pay me to set up 're-education centres' and dig huge pits full of quicklime behind them for... rubbish. Yeah, rubbish.

Oh, he's commissioned me create a 300 foot high solid gold statue of himself on horseback with a sword drawn and a fist raised to the heavens. And I'm gonna paint huge murals of LC's benign freedom-loving countenance on the side of every building in Australia.

Gonna be a cushy job, I can tell you!:)

[I_Love_Netball]

john howard is my hero

[Banana Republican]

john howard is my hero

john howard is my hero too
good on ya Suzi:thumbsu:

[Swamp]

I thought Suzi was banned? Ask her why she IP banned the universe from her site

[I_Love_Netball]

suzi is dead , so her vote does not count

[Banana Republican]

I thought Suzi was banned? Ask her why she IP banned the universe from her site

Maybe she enjoy the smell of her own farts:confused:

[Geelong_Sicko]

suzi is dead , so her vote does not count

Dead folk vote in elections all the time! What about George 'Dubya' Bush in 2000? Dead folk plus the fact alot of poor black folk shared the same surname as convicted felons (and so got barred from voting altogether) made sure results were close enough for the Electoral College system to jump in and 'ensure democracy ran smoothly'.

Dead folk are the most useful of ALL voters!:thumbsu:

[PetWussy]

I thought Suzi was banned? Ask her why she IP banned the universe from her site

She IP banned me before I posted anything and accused me of being an alias of you. The dumb bitch.

[Ron]

LondonCalling who the fuck is that?

Is he the guy who thinks Oasis are actually a good band?

[LondonCalling]

Well, you'll all love this one (even perhaps the poor man's internet tough guy as well?)

Went to the branch meeting at Kooyong tonight (was a massive shitfight, great fun).

Anyway, beforehand, amongst the 1000 in attendance, massive hobknobbing and networking session ensues. Start having a chat to a few blokes, when this other guy comes over, introduces himself, seems like a decent guy, no alarm bells ringing whatever. Then the real motive comes out, he's after preselection later in the year, and requires 10 paid up members of the party to endorse him.

Resounding no from everyone, don't know him well enough to put themselves out there. I feel for the bloke, and also believe in the democratic principle of open and free elections, fuck it, I'll offer my signature. Give him my details, and he sticks around for a chat.

"What do you do with yourself?" someone asks.

...............


"I cure cancer, and read alien crop circles" is his reply, and proceeds to tell us about how the Pyramids were in fact alien technology that gave us the cure for cancer, but we've all forgotten how to work it, that is until I started reading the crop circles, and they tell me how it works. Here's my website, have a look for yourselves.

So after being able to get myself together having realised I've just endorsed this nutbag for preselection, I've had a look at his site.

Such gems as:

That said Andrew would like to send the following message to the Indonesian President.

IF YOU DON'T RELEASE SCHAPELLE CORBY BY THE TIME THE AUSTRAIAN LIBERAL GOVERNMENT IS IN OFFICE............................ MATE!!!!.......................I ADMIRAL ANDREW JOHN RIXON WILL REPEAT WILL PULL UP THE BATTLESTAR JUPITUR 1 OVER JAKARTA AND I AND I ALONE WILL GIVE YOU AND YOUR COUNTRY A WAR THAT YOU AND THE REST OF EARTH WILL NEVER FUCKEN FORGET!!!!!!

I kind of hope he gets up now.

Have a look for yourselves, www.AndrewRixon.com.au

[I_Love_Netball]

Sounds like a reasonable bloke, matey

[crackers57]

Well, you'll all love this one (even perhaps the poor man's internet tough guy as well?)

Went to the branch meeting at Kooyong tonight (was a massive shitfight, great fun).

Anyway, beforehand, amongst the 1000 in attendance, massive hobknobbing and networking session ensues. Start having a chat to a few blokes, when this other guy comes over, introduces himself, seems like a decent guy, no alarm bells ringing whatever. Then the real motive comes out, he's after preselection later in the year, and requires 10 paid up members of the party to endorse him.

Resounding no from everyone, don't know him well enough to put themselves out there. I feel for the bloke, and also believe in the democratic principle of open and free elections, fuck it, I'll offer my signature. Give him my details, and he sticks around for a chat.

"What do you do with yourself?" someone asks.

...............


"I cure cancer, and read alien crop circles" is his reply, and proceeds to tell us about how the Pyramids were in fact alien technology that gave us the cure for cancer, but we've all forgotten how to work it, that is until I started reading the crop circles, and they tell me how it works. Here's my website, have a look for yourselves.

So after being able to get myself together having realised I've just endorsed this nutbag for preselection, I've had a look at his site.

Such gems as:



I kind of hope he gets up now.

Have a look for yourselves, www.AndrewRixon.com.au (http://www.AndrewRixon.com.au)

Bet Costello is waiting for him to get in before getting back on board :thumbsu:

[Admiral Afterworld]

When LondonCalling becomes prime minister all non-Anglo-Celtic people will be deported.

Aboriginals will be much luckier though; they will merely be sent to death camps.

[I_Love_Netball]

and you'll be sent to fat camp

[LondonCalling]

When LondonCalling becomes prime minister all non-Anglo-Celtic people will be deported.

Aboriginals will be much luckier though; they will merely be sent to death camps.

Succinctly put, fatty.

[Hobby Farmer]

Unwittingly with that 1 signature the young LC's future was fucked:rolleyes:

[Ben Carbonaro]

Promotion of Autism etc will be removed, as LC believes certain conditions including Apserger Syndrome are made up.

[I_Love_Netball]

he is just telling the truth, matey

[LondonCalling]

Promotion of Autism etc will be removed, as LC believes certain conditions including Apserger Syndrome are made up.

Didn't you read?

It's the gas chambers for you lot.

[I_Love_Netball]

better pack your snorkels, matey

[Ben Carbonaro]

Didn't you read?

It's the gas chambers for you lot.

You suggested Asperger's was made up, not me.

[I_Love_Netball]

You suggested Asperger's was made up, not me.

that is what he is saying


and he is saying all tards to be in the gas chambers.

[Ben Carbonaro]

he is just telling the truth, matey

What he thinks is the truth and what I class as the truth are two different things.

[LondonCalling]

In all seriousness however, were I to be elected to the highest office in this country, in the first week, I'd formally recognise same sex couples/marriage, put forward a 2 year plan on national referendums relating to whether or not the NT should become a seperate nation, the voting age/compulsory voting, and compulsory national service. Following this, I'd make public transport a Fed Gov issue, nationalise all of them, and ensure that the nation's rail are a worldwide leader.

After that, I'd just sit back, and wait for my government super to kick in.

[Admiral Afterworld]

It's funny how those who advocate national service always seem to be those who would be, in some way, ineligible...

And since when did anyone want NT to be a separate nation? :confused:

As for voting age should be lowered to 17 and it should remain compulsory to turn up to a polling station and get your name ticked off.

You're having a few too many referendums, don't you think? Referendums are rather ghey and soft unless you're changing the constitution.

And extending marriage to same sex couples is something I am a firm supporter of :thumbsu:

*awaits comments of "YOU GOT THE GHEYZ1231!@"@!"*

[LondonCalling]

Not necessarily stipulating military service. Even if it's picking up litter by the highway. Whatever the result, you should do your bit, and show respect to your country.

Plenty of indigenous academics have been after a seperate nation for years now, going back to the Dunstan days.

[I_Love_Netball]

would you fight, fatty?

[Ben Carbonaro]

LondonCalling who the fuck is that?

Is he the guy who thinks Oasis are actually a good band?

I agree, he's nothing more than just a keyboard warrior.

[I_Love_Netball]

I agree, he's nothing more than just a keyboard warrior.

londoncalling saved 20 people from the victorian bushfires.

[LondonCalling]

Hey Ben,

Do you see the irony in calling someone a keyboard warrior as an insult over a keyboard?

Do you also see the irony in me asking someone who, by nature, can't detect irony, about whether or not they can detect it?

[Ben Carbonaro]

I am also a keyboard warrior then eh?

[I_Love_Netball]

I am also a keyboard warrior then eh?

:o :o :o


read it again.... slowly

[Ben Carbonaro]

Yes I was doing the same things I suggested that LC did to me, such as insults.

[LondonCalling]

Now put the lotion on it's skin.

Or it gets the hose again.

[I_Love_Netball]

Yes I was doing the same things I suggested that LC did to me, such as insults.

you are going to make such a wonderful journalist, Ben! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


*SARCASM ALERT* *SARCASM ALERT*


ATTENTION, BEN. THIS WAS A SARCASTIC SENTENCE.

[Admiral Afterworld]

Not necessarily stipulating military service. Even if it's picking up litter by the highway. Whatever the result, you should do your bit, and show respect to your country.

Show respect for your country or do stuff for your country?

would you fight, fatty?

It would depend on the circumstances. If Australia was invaded then maybe. If Australia was doing the invading then fuck no.