Crackers ...

[PowerFat]

you rock Crackas ...

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[crackers57]

you rock Crackas ...

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Yeah :thumbsu:

"cept my phat pants are fat pants and the pills I take are blue :cool:

[Admiral Afterworld]

the pills I take

Viagra?

[crackers57]

Viagra?

Fuck, you're way too sharp for me :rolleyes:

[Ljp86]

Fuck, you're way too sharp for me :rolleyes:

It was wheely good wasn't it?

[BuzzKillington]

Viagra?
nearly as perceptive with implicit jokes as someone else on this forum

[crackers57]

nearly as perceptive with implicit jokes as someone else on this forum

Indeed

[Mike Oxlong]

Yeah :thumbsu:

"cept my phat pants are fat pants and the pills I take are blue :cool:

aren't you meant to be out on a date?

[crackers57]

aren't you meant to be out on a date?

Got home a little while ago.......was no need to hang around afterwards.

[Mike Oxlong]

Got home a little while ago.......was no need to hang around afterwards.

LOL, never is mate.

breakfast aint worth the risk of having to cuddle them or see them at anything less than their best without a guts full of piss, not when you can get a bacon and egg burger at any decent deli or T/A shop

[crackers57]

LOL, never is mate.

breakfast aint worth the risk of having to cuddle them or see them at anything less than their best without a guts full of piss, not when you can get a bacon and egg burger at any decent deli or T/A shop

Well, I'm sure the was no risk of the cuddle thing....it appeared as we were both just keen on getting to the business end and I thought a quick departure would overcome what may have been an awkward period of silence.

So all parties seemed to be happy with the outcome :thumbsu:

[Mike Oxlong]

Well, I'm sure the was no risk of the cuddle thing....it appeared as we were both just keen on getting to the business end and I thought a quick departure would overcome what may have been an awkward period of silence.

So all parties seemed to be happy with the outcome :thumbsu:

you'll sleep well mate

nice work :thumbsu:

[PetWussy]

nearly as perceptive with implicit jokes as someone else on this forum

Ben?

[Banana Republican]

Catfood

[Banana Republican]

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Sisters,Niggas,Whities ,Jews ,Crackers
Dont worry
If theres hell below we all gonna go
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Sisters brothers and the whities
Blacks and the crackers
Police and their backers
They're all political actors

Hurry
People running from their worries
While the judge and the juries
Dictate the law that's partly flaw
Cat calling, love balling, fussing and cussing
Top billing now is killing
For peace no-one is willing
Kind of make you get that feeling

Everybody smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke
Use the pill and the dope, dope, dope, dope, dope
Educated fools
From uneducated schools
Pimping people is the rule
Polluted water in the pool
And Nixon talking about don't worry, worry, worry, worry
He says don't worry, worry, worry, worry
He says don't worry, worry, worry, worry
He says don't worry, worry, worry, worry

But they don't know
There can be no show
And if there's a hell below
We're all gonna go, go, go, go, go

Everybody's praying
And everybody's saying
But when come time to do
Everybody's laying

Just talking about don't worry, worry, worry, worry
They say don't worry, worry, worry, worry
They say don't worry, worry, worry, worry
They say don't worry, worry, worry, worry

[Kingy]

Well, I'm sure the was no risk of the cuddle thing....it appeared as we were both just keen on getting to the business end and I thought a quick departure would overcome what may have been an awkward period of silence.

So all parties seemed to be happy with the outcome :thumbsu:

Seriously crackers, when I'm your age I hope I'm either happily married; or still on the cane like you.

This wasn't the wheel chair bird was it?

[crackers57]

Seriously crackers, when I'm your age I hope I'm either happily married; or still on the cane like you.

This wasn't the wheel chair bird was it?

Nah, it wasn't......gone a bit cold on that option.

Went out Thursday and that shows much promise (in fact she's txting me as we speak)
........and last night was with a chick who rides a Harley ;)

Things are pretty good ate the moment so taking every chance as it comes along......you never know when it'll stop

[Mike Oxlong]

Nah, it wasn't......gone a bit cold on that option.

Went out Thursday and that shows much promise (in fact she's txting me as we speak)
........and last night was with a chick who rides a Harley ;)

Things are pretty good ate the moment so taking every chance as it comes along......you never know when it'll stop

that's the right attitude to have mate. pie till you die

[Kingy]

that's the right attitude to have mate. pie till you die

True that.

Crackers - why have you gone of the Italian? That's bullshit, fucking get in there.

And post a pic for us, stop being a selfish prick.

[crackers57]

True that.

Crackers - why have you gone of the Italian? That's bullshit, fucking get in there.

And post a pic for us, stop being a selfish prick.

It's not the wheelchair thing, if that's what you're wondering, it's that these two others are into other stuff that I'm into..........I was going to have to go to some pub in the Northern Suburbs populated by fucking sleaze bag wogs. Not my go.....not when i can go riding

[Travyo]

Sounds like you need to be buying those blue pills in bulk crackers, big pimpin.

[Kingy]

It's not the wheelchair thing, if that's what you're wondering, it's that these two others are into other stuff that I'm into..........I was going to have to go to some pub in the Northern Suburbs populated by fucking sleaze bag wogs. Not my go.....not when i can go riding

Mate, go there once, have a fucking threesome, and then forget about them.

A threesome is the holy grail, especially at your age (and I'm not being a prick there, a threesome like that would be fucking epic).

Post a pic godamnit!

[crackers57]

Mate, go there once, have a fucking threesome, and then forget about them.

A threesome is the holy grail, especially at your age (and I'm not being a prick there, a threesome like that would be fucking epic).

Post a pic godamnit!

Nah, I can't do it......I know it's in the public domain but it wouldn't be fair

[Kingy]

Is there one where she isn't naked or doing anything filthy, that she's already got on FaceBook or a dating site or something?

If so, there is no moral objection to posting it :)

[crackers57]

Is there one where she isn't naked or doing anything filthy, that she's already got on FaceBook or a dating site or something?

If so, there is no moral objection to posting it :)

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1745/chickr.jpg

[Mike Oxlong]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1745/chickr.jpg

HUNDREDS OF REP TO YOU Crackers :thumbsu:

[Kingy]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1745/chickr.jpg


You're a gun crackers.

And she's alright - go fuck her, and her friend.